Mike King #fundie #homophobia tomatobubble.com

The sodomite lobby has finally done it! Put away your green clothes and get ready for "the wearin' of the pink" in 2015. After decades of agitation, the rainbow brigades have broken the Catholic Church's will to resist. Hence forward, the sons of Sodom will proudly march under their own banners on what was once the Irish-Catholic Holiday of St. Patrick's Day. Of course, this festival of drunkenness had long since ceased to be a commemoration of St. Patrick or any form of spirituality for that matter. Like Catholic Mardi Gras, the hedonistic affair of St. Patrick's Day has devolved into the worship of St. Guinness, St. Heineken and St. Budweiser instead. But there at least remained some remnant of traditionalism to the affair. You can forget that now.

When the homosexual hordes march past New York's venerable St. Patrick's Cathedral next year, no doubt led by New York's openly Communist Mayor with the lesbian wife, Sulzberger's sleazy Slimes will almost certainly feature the 'historic' march of homosexuals on its front page. Your tea-totaling reporter here at The Anti-New York Times will bet you a whole keg of green (or pink) beer on that prediction!

The homosexuals of New York already have an annual 'Gay Parade' (which I had the 'pleasure' of catching a glimpse of back in my New York days. Yikes!), so why must they insist on marching as homosexuals and under homosexual banners on St. Patrick's Day? Why not march as regular people of Irish descent, or simply as 'Irish-for-a-day' revelers?

The reason for the obsession with the St. Patrick's Day Parade is simple. By marching as homosexuals, in front of children no less, on what was originally a Catholic holiday, the sons of Sodom (unwittingly in service of Zion) can flash a huge middle finger (and God knows what else) at the targeted Cathedral of St. Patrick, and the Catholic Church in general.

Oh the Satanic joy they will feel in their hearts as they strut past the Grand Cathedral which they once stormed during services, blowing whistles and throwing hundreds of condoms (some of them semen-filled) at horrified worshippers, before chaining themselves to the pews.

And now, they have won.

And what does the 'New World Pope', that feckless Marxist-loving weakling in the Vatican have to say about this latest step towards cultural oblivion? (cue Crickets) Or how about his emissary, Cardinal Dolan of New York? (cue Crickets) Evidently, the camera-seeking Pope Francis is too busy commemorating the 'HoloHoax', promoting illegal immigration, and kissing women's feet to concern himself with this latest affront to what was once an important institution for the moral stability of the West.

Compare the sinful silence of the 'New World Pope' on these controversial matters to that of a true spiritual leader, Patriarch Kirill of Russia. Here's Kirill on recognition of homosexual marriage:

"a very dangerous sign of the apocalypse ...it means people are choosing a path of self-destruction".

Amen Father. AMEN!

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