We will frequently use demon-kabobing to escort them to the cross. The other day a demon tried to bite my wife, so I was particularly upset with this one. I bound it's hands to it's ankles and invited the angels to demon-kabob him. Let's just say that demon had a "ride" on a sword to the cross, without any more trouble. I love that the Lord will also show up with a sword.
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Ah yes, the peaceful loving God is packing metal!
Isn't it kind of his fault for going near a demon in the first place...
Unless this is an out-and-out troll there is no way this can end well. Drugs or psychosis, pure delusion or interpretation of actual events.
Then again, there is another post in that same thread:
And in local news an area mailman was violated today after making a delivery to the home of a local mental patient.
The mailman, whose name is being withheld, had only just finished delivering mail to the home of the area man, know only as "Donius", when the mentally desturbed man reportedly burst through the door, grabbed the mailman, accused him of biting a blowup doll belonging to "Donius" before he bound his hands to his ankles and invited serveral other men and women, who also have a history of mental health, around to his home to "demon-kabob" him, during which the mailman was violated repeatedly with a broom handle.
"I feared for my life" the anonymous mailman told police. "It seemed as though the were actually trying to push the broom all the way through my body. They were really trying to get that handle up my anus and out through my mouth."
"Donius", whose real name is at this time unknown, claims his equally disturbed friends are angels who help him to exorcise demons. "Donius" is believed to have been responsible for many other bizarre sexual attacks on area residents in the past. After posting about the attack on an internet forum "Donius" was made president of Way of the Master and is expected to have his own show on Fox News by May.
It looks like Sinister and I are thinking along the same lines.
Try this on for size:I bound it's hands to it's ankles and invited the angels to ____ him. Let's just say that demon had a "ride" on a sword to the cross "
Yeah.
Oh, and:
This response is from "prechrgurl"
"You guys crack me up! I'm firing up the grill!! 7 xxx hotter than hell, Lets cook'um"
xxx? Seriously? O_o
If Poe: HAHAHAHA....Good one, man!
If Real: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....wait, did he just confess to murder!?
Hey wait, I just left my mushroom farm joke on the last nutcase fundie comment just before this one. I am out of ammunition. I mean....other than mushrooms, what causes this?
@mike sihl: Good one. Funny.
"Demon-kabobing"?
What the effin' fuck?!?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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