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When fires are burning at oil refineries in Saudi Arabia and Texas, radical Muslims will be celebrating in Europe. The idea of Planet Earth colliding with debris from space when solar flares affect rotational gravity will cause anguish for many scientists who fear devastation. Renewed hope for human survival will be created in failing hearts when sightings of alien ships over major cities are verified. In days before missiles from Russia are being shipped to Iran, Chinese officials will be scheming against Jerusalem

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