When fires are burning at oil refineries in Saudi Arabia and Texas, radical Muslims will be celebrating in Europe. The idea of Planet Earth colliding with debris from space when solar flares affect rotational gravity will cause anguish for many scientists who fear devastation. Renewed hope for human survival will be created in failing hearts when sightings of alien ships over major cities are verified. In days before missiles from Russia are being shipped to Iran, Chinese officials will be scheming against Jerusalem
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Just reading that causes headache.
I mean, seriously, every last statement is wrong. Saudi Arabia is a muslim country. Earth colliding with debris (meteroids?) because of solar flares... WHAT? Alien ships? Where please. Russia isn't to friendly with radical muslims either (anybody remember that little civil war some years ago?). And while they're pretty export-happy, the government isn't selling nukes either... And what the chineese would have to do with Jerusalem is beyond me. Taiwan, their neighbours, maybe even Russia, Japan and the US... but Israel? Why should they even care? There isn't much Christianity/Judaism there, so its just another country with another city to them. On the other side of teh continent. And it isn't THAT a big player in world politics either.
I third Nostradamus' Sock Puppet award.
<off topic rant> As i said before, home schooling isnt just for irrational inbred fundy nutcases. Much has improved in homeschooling programs. Don't fall into a popular misbelief that homeschooling isnt effective and advantageous when done right. Look what Kansas is trying to do to their public schools...
This is why religion is so out of hand. After being told something for so long people simply cant come to terms that what they "Knew" was wrong, or in the very least no longer the same. </rant off>
Didn't mean to knock home schooling in general. In some cases, you can get an outstanding education, better than you would get in a regular school. But it also allows for some individuals (if only a tiny fraction) to become teachers who wouldn't pass the laugh test at a public school.
The biggest obstacle that my wife and I have with family and friends on homeschooling is the "how will your child be properly socialized" issue. That's always the first comment and its the biggest misunderstanding that people have. In fact, public schools foster hierarchys, or social groups, in kids (the jock/nerd groups) which is more detrimental to childhood development.
Here is an exerpt from Dr. Phil :
http://www.lifeway.com/lwc/lwc_cda_article/0,1643,A%253D161130%2526X%253D1%2526M%253D50088,00.html
Homeschooling allows children to learn at their speed. They get extra attention if stuck on something, and quickly move ahead thru the easy stuff. This article talks about how it actually benifits kids to move them ahead when the lessons arent challenging them :
http://geniusdenied.com/Articles.aspx?ArticleID=46
And finaly, a nice article on why students tend to be MORE socially adept then public school kids :
http://www.struggler.org/WhyParentsHomeschool.html
Sorry to go so OT here. This is just a sore point with me because I am constantly at odds with family and friends who simply assume what most people say about it is true.
My sister is being homeschooled, It's much easier on her to learn away from constant social pressures.Being profoundly deaf, we've tried finding a good school for her.This hasn't worked out.She's much better at teaching herself than listening to a fat redneck hick of an "Educator".
Besides, it's too much for my Mother to go into the school every year and listen to the new teachers try to talk her down into their "Curriculum schedules":P and every year my Mother soundly puts those newbies into their place:-D.
-My two Bits
to respond to Elijah - um, dude, those spotty mushrooms are not for you.
to weigh into the whole homeschool thing - necessary for some kids, a good idea for some kids (socialising notwithstanding) but for crazy fundy parents who are scared that their kids might actually learn something if they go to public school?
Maybe parents should have to take some sort of general knowledge/ aptitude test before they're allowed to home school.
Just Rick: When I first started high school, I assumed it would be a hierarchial popularity contest, as depicted by US television. Upon actually experiencing it, however, I found that there were no such clear "jock/nerd" distinctions. In fact, in my first year there, the Year 9 volleyball team was handpicked entirely from my class (the top one, streamed-wise), and in Year 11, the fastest runner in the year won an award for comprehensive academic excellence. I have met few people who could truly be labelled as either 'jock' or 'nerd', and I found the social structure to be rather like 1900 points with various lines connecting random ones, with no one on top.
When my cat's feces self-erupt into the conflagration of all time, and all of Paraguay, yea, even Bolivia, is engulfed in the all-consuming wrath of the American Chestnut Tree (Praise His Holy Name!), and Saturn loses its rings, thereby signaling the Zoroastrian Revival, then lead-tainted toys from China will flood the Land (According to Prophecy) and the WPDs, heretofore unfound and, well, unfounded, will rise up with a mighty WHOOSH against the Perfidy of Luxemburg!! Thus saith the Litterbox!
rotational gravity ? wut ?
Dont you watch any movies ? an armada of alien ships over cities means an attack is about to happen. Aliens pulling brains from people to power other alien bodies.
China could just send 10 million tourists to israel and take over the country.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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