["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]

"I should have been born in the 40's/20's/victorian/renaissance times"

I'm delusional with no concept of reality.

"I'm a foodie";

I'm entitled, vapid, soon to be overweight, and contribute nothing of value to society.

"I'm not looking for a hookup"

I've been pumped & dumped so many times. I just can't say no. 100% chance I will give it up on the first date.

"Just be yourself"

'Game'? Is that like...negging? No! Now go be a good boy, and mind your SMV.

"I like guys who can carry a conversation"

Have game. And don't expect an ounce of effort from me.

"I'm extremely well traveled"

I've seen dick of all shapes & sizes. When it comes to getting me drunk and boning, I prefer an accent.

"I'm not friends with girls"

I wish I was hot enough that women hated me because of my looks, but it's really just because of my personality.