(In response to mdulk's story about satanic palm scanners )
It sounds like you had an option to do the scan...what if you are under anesthesia...wonder if they could do it without your knowledge? It may very well come to that...
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what if you are under anesthesia
What? Don't you know? When you're under anesthesia they always extract a few liver cells with a needle you'll never feel and make clones of your person. By the time you wake up there are five of you. Then they replace you with one of the controlled clones and send you, the original, to a laboratory next to the CERN accelerator in Switzerland to observe your reaction when exposed to the God particle.
The palm scan should be the least of your worries.
"as posted earlier, they can't identify you if you are not on this earth!!"
To paraphrase Dr. "Cranberry" Hoff *ahem* :
Very good , Momma D.! Do you have any other insightful observations that you'd like to share with us? :D
... they can't identify you if you are not on this this earth!
So you haven't heard of the new Microsoft app, IdentiSoul?
...or in a stage of "DOOM IV", the 'Doom Marine' can just rip your arm off, and place the hand on the scanner to access another area.
...but hey, if it ensures the Hell Portal is shut off permanently on Mars, then I say go for it with all Plasma Rifles, Gauss Cannons & BFG 9000s blazing my man, and suck up your paranoia about 'Marks', princess! [/id Software] >:D
“what if you are under anesthesia...”
There’s really NO WUCKING FAY you’re going to get THAT far into a procedure without them knowing everything they care to about your dumb ass. Do you have a phone? DO you carry it with you? Guess what, they know. They don’t listen to your conversations, but when you visit your mother, and she buys a lot of Product A, there’s a chance she told you that she likes Product A, so ‘they’ will start sending you Product A ads.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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