[OP of "I sexually identify as Augusto Pinochet"]

I sexually identify as Augusto Pinochet, ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Atlantic Ocean dropping hot sticky commies to their death. People say to me that a person being Augusto Pinochet is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a sweet mustache, army cap, and red-be-gone 4000 communist detector on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Pinochet” and respect my right to throw communists out of helicopters. If you can’t accept me you’re a communist sympathizer and need to not look down. Thank you for being so understanding.