Brian V. Sitterley #fundie wnd.com

(On a hypothetical Texas secessionist vote)

Obama would be very foolish not to let Texas go, since the US would lose a lot of conservatives. Of course, much of the South, Midwest, and West might follow. Liberals would still be happier. They could have socialized medicine with free abortions, no private gun ownership, every sexual perversion and vice known to man, confiscatory taxes, no religion but atheism and islam, no salt, no private cars (except for the elite), break off relations with Israel, no sugar, zone out on any drug you want, and they could keep re-electing Obama until he is older than Robert Mugabe. In fact, the blue states should secede! A friend of mine was expressing his disdain for Texas and wishing they would secede. He was not too impressed when I told him that if Texas seceded I would move there.

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