I'm not worried. We've had a Muslim in the White House for 7 years with his finger on the nuclear button and yet the Lord has restrained him. In California it's not unusual for LGBT fanatics to send an occasional spy, paranoid that Christians are plotting against them. One of them made the mistake of listening to what was being said, got saved, came out of their wicked lifestyle, and is now married & a father.
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Wow. That's amazing! How great is your gawd.
On the flip side, 10 xtian men decided to go spy on the gays so went to a few clubs to see if they were plotting against the church. They had a few drink and before you know, they all came out the closet.
They are now 5 of the happiest gay couples around. Did you get their invitations to their weddings yet? Will you bake them a cake?
Hey - making shit up out of thin air is fun! No wonder you guys like to do it so much.
Let's say your ridiculous "Obama's a Muslim" claim were true. Who exactly is he supposedly being restrained from nuking, since those we're fighting would be his fellow Muslims?
If you're going to be paranoid, at least think it through. Think......oh, nevermind.
"One of them made the mistake of listening to what was being said, got saved, came out of their wicked lifestyle"
Funny, I know a married gay couple who are very active in their Catholic church. Judging by their charitable works, I'd say they're a hell of a lot better at listening to "what's being said" in church than you are.
Well, thank the fuck christ your "god" is there to protect us from evil shit like church shootings, war, hunger, republicans, and Justin Beiber.
@Wyzard,
I don't know, I can see that happening. Some person who was gay may very well have been going through a tough time emotionally and allowed himself to be manipulated by the whole "Jesus WUVS you!" schtick. This proves nothing, of course, and if it is true, Mother Mary no doubt left out the marital problems he's starting to have as it becomes more and more apparent that he can't hold back his homosexual urges.
First of Mama, Obama isn't a Muslim. In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me if he's an atheist. Secondly, citation is needed for the rest of your rant.
Funny how the ones who want to basically want to instate Sharia law in the U.S. call Obama a Muslim. Okay, it's the Judeo-Christian version, but it's still Sharia. If Muhammad says it's okay to stone a rape victim or an LGBT person to death, that's revolting, but if Jesus says it (he actually never said that, but you can always make a minor "correction" in the so-called "Word of God", right?) that's fine and dandy.
I'm sure you know of such an incident, just as we know of many incidents where formerly ex gay people have denounced the whole concept, affirming that their sexual orientation had never changed. Not surprising when they chose to do it, considering the sudden surge in support for gay rights. It's almost as if their proclamations of change was linked to the attitudes of society and not with actual changes in attraction.
Funny, in 2003 I used to post to an aol forum where one of my fellow posters was an ex-ex-gay man. He went to one of the programs because of familial pressure. He married a lesbian he met at the program because they were told it would cure them. They had two kids and a love less marriage. When the kids grew up they admitted to their farce... and their children told them they already had figured it out. So in their 40s he met a nice guy, she met a nice gal, and both of them embraced who they were. The guy would often share pics of his now happy extended family with the other posters.
Hopefully the man you spoke of can have such an amicable separation when he gets tired of living a lie.
In California it's not unusual for LGBT fanatics to send an occasional spy, paranoid that Christians are plotting against them.
And it';s the LGBT people who are paranoid. Right.....
"One of them made the mistake of listening to what was being said, got saved, came out of their wicked lifestyle, and is now married & a father."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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