And I sorry to hear about the ugliness you've endured for witnessing. This gay guy called me late one night, wanted to know if some guy, can't remember his name, was home for some fun? He found my new cell phone # on a bathroom wall at some park in OK. So I started witnessing to him and he responded with the dirtiest, ugliest language he could think of. Well I didn't let his filth bother me and was bound and determined that he needed Jesus. So I told him that I was claiming him for Jesus and would be praying for him. I told him it was no accident that he called me. He hung up on me. So about a week later he called me by mistake and hung up on me. I called him right back and said the least he could do was say "hey before you hung up" and told him I was still praying for him. He said, "Lady, don't you have someone else you can bother??!!" So that was a few years ago and I have always hoped the Holy Spirit spoke to him.
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"was bound and determined that he needed Jesus. So I told him that I was claiming him for Jesus and would be praying for him."
I would have claimed her for Allah and prayed a pseudo-Arabic prayer over the phone with her.
@Doubting Thomas
"Writing fundies' phone numbers on bathroom walls... what a great idea. "
867-5309
So I started witnessing to him and he responded with the dirtiest, ugliest language he could think of.
I can only imagine how it was for him. You probably started off by saying how much you god hated sin and that he was going to Hell because of his sodomy. Of course I imagine a few insults that only you people will use to "witness" was thrown in there as well.
Of course all of that could have been avoided if you said "Sorry wrong number."
The reality is I'm of the thinking that this whole story is a lie anyway considering your kind does that quite well too.
And why pray tell, do you have your phone number on a random public bathroom wall in Oklahoma?
@Mister Spak
If you're an 80s pop-singer, remember, there's a reason that fictional phone numbers start with "555".
Either Tommy Tutone were huge idiots or the song-writer was a master-prankster.
And is that your entire success story regarding "witnessing"?
One more thing: WHAT have you actually "witnessed"? Did you see the events of the bible, or in Ham's words, "were you there?" Would your "witness statements" be laughed out of a court of law? If so, why don't you just call it "preaching" and be done with it, or, more accurately, "making a religious nuisance of yourself to people who don't want to hear it"?
@SpukiKitty
There was a rock band who had for an album cover a pic of a brick wall covered with graffiti, including a phone #. It belonged to the producer of their previous album, but when this one was released, the number belonged to a fundie. He got hundreds of calls in the middle of the night from rock&roll stoners. Because he was one of the hate the world fundies he had no access to anything that would connect these calls with the album cover
@Demon Duck of Doom
"What is this "claiming for Jesus" thing?"
It means the person/group/company/city block/school board/whatever now works for Jesus not Satan. Remember you are working for one or the other, there are no other sides.
My husband got a text one night - I'm pretty sure it was a wrong number, LOL - offering a discreet gay meet-up. Husband thought one of his friends was pranking him, so he answered yeah, and don't forget to bring some meth.
He gets a response back: "FUCK YOU. I DON'T DO THAT SHIT!"
I guess it wasn't a prank, but we still found it funny.
"Lady, don't you have someone else you can bother??!!"
- that sentence kinda makes me think that this isn't a complete fantasy. It's a too realistic and appropiate reaction from someone getting pesterd by a Rapture-Retard.
To me, it sounds like a fundie fantasizing about what he would LIKE to do.
@Doubting Thomas
On a public toilet wall in Oklahoma :
'For a good time, call fan4sure. Cut, 10 inches long, and 3 inches round'
written underneath :
'And how big is your penis ? '
[/Joke taken from the Rosetta Stone] X3
"This gay guy called me late one night, wanted to know if some guy, can't remember his name, was home for some fun? He found my new cell phone # on a bathroom wall at some park in OK. "
OK. So, how did your mobile phone's number get to be on the wall of a public toilet, fanny 4sure?! Is there something you want to tell us, because Freud doesn't need to; we don't even need to read between the lines in your case.
Do you like to sing 'Oooooooo... Ok-lahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!', among other certain... 'tunes '?!
@Captain Zens of America
"Did you yell Witness Me Brothers before blowing yourself up?"
Or maybe he just yelled that in a public toilet before being blown , being the exhibitionist that he is.
X3
A thought: With the usual fundie one-upmanship one sees in certain threads in Ruptured Retards, in his attempt did fanny 4sure just subconsciously out himself ...?! [/Duckturd Dumb]
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