Mormons and gays join forces to attack morality:
Kincaid told Wiles that gay rights advocates “want our kids.” He claimed that advocates are trying to make it legal for men to begin “marrying a kid, marrying his son” or to have marriages “involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex.”
The two also wondered if the Mormon community will begin funding pro-gay marriage efforts, with Wiles explaining that “the Mormons are saying, ‘Hotdog, these guys figured out how to do it. Joseph Smith couldn’t legalize polygamy but the homosexual rights movement has gone even farther than the Mormons ever dreamed of doing, so they’re making an alliance with them. You’re going to see Mormon money flowing into the gay rights movement in return for political support for the Mormons to change marriage laws.”
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"... involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex."
So... would that be some kind of combination of a three-legged race and a daisy chain? Sounds too athletic for me.
Gay rights activists want gay rights. Period. Advocates are trying to make it legal for consenting non-related adult couples to marry, regardless of genders involved.
The Bible, on the other hand, endorses a man to marry a young girl, marry his daughter, to have marriages involving five, then, maybe 150 people, as long as one is a man and the others are women.
Aren't right-wing fundie Mormons as much against gay marriage as right-wing fundie Christian are?
(OP)
"...involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex."
*perks up as he prepares to fetch his condoms and lube* Oooh, an orgy! Where and when?
"You’re going to see Mormon money flowing into the gay rights movement in return for political support for the Mormons to change marriage laws."
Has he forgotten from whom the bulk of the funding to pass California's Proposition 8 came in the first place? *laughs*
Oh, please. The Mormons are so busy trying to pretend that Joseph Smith's perversion and their polygamous history never happened and trying to convince everyone (including themselves) that the FLDS is a "splinter group" rather than an accurate representation of Joe's original cult that they'd never throw their hats in the ring to legalize polygamy. And you might want to look into who funded Prop. 8.
"or to have marriages “involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex.”
Saves a fortune on buying new suits and dresses just for a wedding. Just as long as they have beer and eats.
“involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex.”
You say that like it's a bad thing. ;)
I'm fine with polygamy being legalized, as long as all parties are consenting adults and able to financially support one another. It's the Warren Jeffs version of polygamy that I take issue with.
How in the world did this guy go from polygamy to gay orgies?
Oh, and for the record, polygamy was legal in Utah until the government said "If you want to be a part of the union, it's one man and one woman."
Another note of history, Joseph Smith never set foot in Utah. He along with his brother Hiram was lynched in Missouri.
Kincaid told Wiles that gay rights advocates “want our kids.”
Hide yo' husband
Hide yo' kidz
And finally
Hide yo'self
Screaming "Think of the CHILDREN!!!" at the top of your lungs is not, nor has ever been, nor will ever be a legitimate argument.
He claimed that advocates are trying to make it legal for men to begin “marrying a kid, marrying his son” or to have marriages “involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex.”
Why it is always fundies who have the most active imagination about "sexual deviancy?"
The two also wondered if the Mormon community will begin funding pro-gay marriage efforts, with Wiles explaining that “the Mormons are saying, Hotdog, these guys figured out how to do it.
Uhh, the Mormons oppose homosexuality. You do know that, right?
Joseph Smith couldn’t legalize polygamy but the homosexual rights movement has gone even farther than the Mormons ever dreamed of doing, so they’re making an alliance with them. You’re going to see Mormon money flowing into the gay rights movement in return for political support for the Mormons to change marriage laws.”
Why don't you cuntbuckets finally realize that gays don't want polygamy?! THEY JUST WANT THEIR LOVE TO BE LEGAL, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE BASIC.
And you are confusing gay marriage with gay sex again. Gee, I wonder why that is...
My work here is done.
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Funny how now that Rmoney isn't on the ticket, the religious right kicks mormons out of the club. Not that mormonism makes much sense, but its in the same ballpark as fundamentalist Christianity when it comes to sanity points.
@NotaReptile:
Funny how now that Rmoney isn't on the ticket, the religious right kicks mormons out of the club.
Typical Republican exclusion. You're only one of them as long as you're useful to them. Kind of like how the camera keeps showing the one black guy at the Republican conventions. Or how they only like Hispanics when an election rolls around.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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