(In response to "Why do you not believe in Jesus?")
They don’t study the Bible or attend a church or consider creation verses evelousion, a couple questions to ponder. 1. Why does man have dominion over animals. 2.would a human eye evolve when it has over 2 million curcutes
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^ A variation on a theme:
A cage with a divider. In one section Ray Blowhard. In the other a very hungry Puma that has tasted human blood. The divider is raised.
Say 'Cute Kitty' 2 million times: if you think that'll prevent it from having dominion over you . >:3
Well, Ray, since you're such an intellectual, why do most atheists in the western world come from a Christian background? Read that bible of yours all the way through (ask a friend for help with the big words) and then maybe you'll know why we think it's all a crock.
"evelousion"
God. I can't even facepalm enough.
"Why [...] would a human eye evolve when it has over 2 million [can't even repeat this nonsense word, will substitute for actual one] circuits?"
Nevermind, I've underestimated my facepalming abilities by quite a bit apparently.
"1. Why does man have dominion over animals. "
Because he's so full of himself.
"2.would a human eye evolve when it has over 2 million curcutes"
Yes, if it worked better than one with 1 million .
"1. Why does man have dominion over animals."
Because you fuck your cousin each night?
"curcutes"
...yeah, right. curcutes.
Um, I was a Christian for the first 30 years of my life. I read the bible and attended church plenty. And as far as considering creation vs. evolution, I consider it a lot and find creationism lacking. Especially when the people promoting creationism can't even spell "evolution."
And what the hell is a "curcute?"
Tell my cat that we have dominion over the animals, he'd give you the disdainful look you deserve. His relatives, tigers and pumas, could do a lot worse, and then there's saltwater crocodiles...
WTF is a curcute?
“(In response to "Why do you not believe in Jesus?")
“or attend a church”
“or consider creation verses evelousion,”
“a couple questions to ponder. 1. Why does man have dominion over animals”
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