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Sermon 18: Romanism/Paganism Debunked
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Colossians 2:16 says “Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:” and 1 Timothy 2:5 says “For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus”
So, the Roman Catholic “Church” is a wicked and pagan institution that allows its adherents to hate the will of the Lord Jesus Christ. Let’s remember that this pagan cult was founded by Constantine in order to promote pagan rituals under the guise of Christianity. They believe in praying to saints instead of Jesus Christ per 1 Timothy 2:5, and they believe in selling “indulgences” as well as saying works get you into heaven. Pedo homo priests allegedly have the authority of God to absolve you of your sins, and the “church” accepts sodomites and trannies into its ranks just like the Episcopal “Church.”
They also celebrate holidays! Around this time of year, they celebrate the winter solstice and the return of the sun god, or as it’s been rebranded, “Christmas!” JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT BORN IN DECEMBER AND YOU MOCK GOD IF YOU CELEBRATE SO-CALLED “CHRISTMAS” WITH YOUR PAGAN SATAN SANTA AND YOUR TREE AND YOUR IDOLATRY AND YOUR MARY AND BABY JESUS STATUES WHENEVER THE BIBLE SAYS NOT TO MAKE SUCH A GRAVEN IMAGE! NO PRESENTS, NO CANDY, NO PEDO CLAUS, NONE OF THAT SINFUL GARBAGE AS YOU MOCK THE LORD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Paganism has no fruits, and holidays have no purpose other than to allow people to partake in gluttony and other sins! Romanism has no fruits because it’s a dead, unbiblical religion! JESUS SAYS TO CALL NO AND I MEAN NO MAN FATHER BUT YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!’
ROMANISM AND THOSE PAGAN OCCULTISH WAYS WILL NOT GET YOU ETERNAL LIFE! NO CRACKER OR INDULGENCE OR ABSOLUTION OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT WILL GET YOU INTO HEAVEN! THE POPE IS A PEDO LOVING HOMO WORSHIPPING HERETIC WHO ALLOWS DIVORCE!!!!! THE VATICAN IS A CORRUPT CRIME SYNDICATE THAT HAS TIES TO THE MOB AND HAS A MCDONALD’S! JESUS SAID THAT THE MONEY CHANGERS IN THE TEMPLE SHALL NOT STAND!!!!!!! YEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
IF YOU HAVE PAPISTS OR UNIVERSALISTS OR PAGANS OR MEMBERS OF THE “LGBT” PAGAN CULT IN YOUR FAMILY, MINISTER THE WORD OF GOD TO THEM! LET THEM BE EXPOSED TO THE TRUTH IN THE PAGES OF NTBC!!!!! WE NEED TO SAVE SOULS FROM PAGANISM AND POPERY AND HOLIDAYS AND ANY OTHER WICKEDNESS!!!! THE BIBLE SAYS TO PREACH THE GOSPEL TO EVERY CREATURE!!!!
Next time, look forward to Feminism Debunked, and then Anglicanism Debunked. God’s people said AMEN!

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