I don't trust birth control, or morning pills. Condoms break, and what I don't like is that condoms are normally issued out like sex is something you can buy. Unfortunately, we know that sex sells, and this is a promiscuous generation we live in. So more than likely, birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies, and this often leaves to abortion. They're just better off being abstinent, dang it.
Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.
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Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.
I'd be quite surprised if you could actually articulate why, given the statistical reliability of such things.
Or to put in another way,
"I am a virgin and feel the need to justify my lack of success with women."
Its not celibacy if you can't get any.
"birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies, and this often leaves to abortion."
Then they're doing it wrong. Or more likely, you fundies are just so dumb you can't follow instruction correctly.
"issued out like sex is something you can buy. "
Well, in certain places, under certain circumstances...
like sex is something you can buy."
You don't say!
Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.
Me either. One word: vasectomy.
And don't call me "Overall"
That's right. Never do anything risky because there's a chance it may turn out badly. I'm sure you never drive, ski, swim, eat out, leave your house, play sports or go near an open flame for the same reasons.
like sex is something you can buy.
It's not called the oldest profession for nothing.
The problem is when these people finally realize they've been lied to, they snap and become the biggest sexual risks on earth.
I would hope promiscuous people DID use birth control. And they never really dealt with why they think the pill didn't work, or any kind of accurate consideration of the failure rate of contraceptions to support their final point, which basically means this arguement becomes a string of unrelated sentences.
I trust you'll persuade all your fundy ilk with this dazzling logic (they're certainly dumb enough to!). In fact, I encourage you to do so. Then in a few generations, there'll be no more fundies left.
So actually (in a strange Bizarro way) he talks a lot of sense!
@Anon-e-moose
Which is great, except they have a nasty tendency to decide that now that they're married, they gotta make up for lost time, popping out one litter after another.
"Condoms break, and what I don't like is that condoms are normally issued out like sex is something you can buy."
*facepalm*
"So more than likely, birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies , and this often leaves to abortion."
*double facepalm*
Oh Ceiling CAT! Why isn't it painful to be so wilfully frigging STUPID?
If promiscuous people use birth control and condoms correctly, they will very rarely have unwanted babies that lead to abortion. Logically, then, we should encourage everyone to use birth control and condoms if they don't want babies.
But logic has nothing to do with the fundy position on abortion. They seem to be crazed with jealousy at the thought of other people enjoying sex whenever they want, no matter how safe that sex is. In their minds, I believe, unwanted pregnancies are God's punishment for failing to view sex as something intended solely for making babies.
Sex is serious business and should NEVER be done just for fun.
Most condoms do not break, just remember to empty the little sack on the end, like the instruction tells you to.
Sex IS something you can buy, stupid! Ever hear about prostitution?
Every generation is a promiscuous generation, in the eyes of the generations before them.
If you use birth control, of which condom is one method, you are less likely to have unwanted babies.
If you have an abortion, you don't have an unwanted baby.
Morning pills? I take a pill against epilepsy each morning, do you mistrust this pill as well?
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