Okay, all y'all are idiots. Whoever said that the Homecoming Queen had to be the sexiest girl at the school? Isn't that kind of mysoginistic? I think it's far better that the Queen should be someone who best represents the morals, intellectual acumen and work ethic of the school, which is kind of the fucking point of a school. This isn't voting for the Homecoming Queen of a goddamn brothel, and we as a society should stop judging women we're never going to meet anyway on whether they'd be a good fuck.
Consider this: do we complain that Newt Gingrich is an unfuckable lardass? No, but that's exactly what former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi called Germany's chancellor, Angela Merkel. Or how about Hillary Clinton? She's disqualified to be President- and apparently Whore- of the United States, because she's a senior citizen, and therefore unattractive. Even the irredeemably ugly Lincoln and grotesquely obese Taft didn't have to put up with half the bullshit she does, and she looks normal!
God damn, people are so, so very shallow. You need to get over yourselves.