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TOP 10 REASONS TO HATE THE STUPOR BOWL

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THE PRE-GAME MEDIA HYPE
About the only thing more crass than pre-Christmas hype is pre-Stupor Bowl Mania. To prolong the idiotic and tiresome drama, the NFL (National Felons League) maintains a two-week lag between its semi-final games and the Stupor Bowl Championship game.

2
THE PSEUDO PATRIOTISM

Before the Stuper Bowl actually begins, viewers must sit through not only the National Anthem, but also "America the Beautiful," usually sung by some no-talent, America-hating degenerate. That America the Ugly has deviated so far from the vision of its noble and learned founders that it is now unrecognizable, is lost upon the brain dead masses who get all choked up over the empty rituals.

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Beyonce the Obama-loving, anti-White Communist Go-Go whore-skank lip syncs the National Anthem.

3
THE MINDLESS MILITARISM

As helicopter gunships, bombers, proxy armies and Predator Drones murder children in faraway lands, idiot America is dazzled by pre-game fighter jet flyovers and marching Marines. No one even questions how such a vulgar display of miltary power fits in with a football game.

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5
THE DEGENERACY OF THE HALFTIME SHOW

From Janet Jackson's bare breast performance of 2004, to washed up Madonna's booty-grinding Satanic symbolism of 2012, to Beyonce's street whore outfit of 2013, to Katy Perry's weird occult performance in 2015, the Stupor Bowl halftime show has degenerated into a spectacle symbolizing everything that is wrong with America's so-called "culture." Whatever happened to marching bands?

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7
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'S INVASIVE ANTICS

Under the guise of "preventing terrorism," the Feds have expanded their harassment of American citizens. Stupor Bowl attendees are now screened and monitored just as airline passengers are. The ironic tragedy of this farce is that it is the Feds themselves who are staging the terror attacks for political purposes.

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9
DRUNKEN FAT WHITES CHEERING FIT BLACK HEROES

We hold no animosity towards Black players in the NFL (those who are not felons and cop-hating communists, that is). However, any self-respecting White person should be alarmed and ashamed that so few Whites are playing football on a professional level these days. It was not always like this.

Some of this has to do with natural Black athleticism and "hunger." But much of it is the result of an entire generation of suburban White children having become too soft,lazy and de-balled to excel in a rough sport such as football. Another negative factor is the ignorant prejudice, which starts at the college recruitment level, that White players cannot excel at certain positions.

To behold the spectacle of a 95-97% White audience in the stands, full-throat cheering for a 85% Black player base, is as bizarre as it is worrisome for the future of European man.

10
THE MISGUIDED PASSION OF THE FANATICS

Nothing wrong with a little diversion and fun cheering for your hometown team; but many of these "fans" display a passion so intense that a straight-jacket is warranted. If only they would get as agitated about Obongo and Fed robbing them blind, or their children's future in a permanently depressed economy, or the innocent people in faraway lands being killed by the US-Israel led Axis of Evil, or the never-ending flood of "migants" being pumped into America, or the potential coming wars with Russia and China, or the fact that their elementary school kids are being forced to learn of the joys of homo-anal sex and cross-dressing. What pathetic losers these people are!

"Soon we shall begin through the press to propose competitions in art, in sport in all kinds these interests will finally distract their minds from questions in which we should find ourselves compelled to oppose them. Growing more and more unaccustomed to reflect and form any opinions of their, people will begin to talk in the same tone as we because we alone shall be offering them new directions of thought."

- The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, circa 1900

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