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"The System" was designed by the rich oligarchs of this world to perpetuate their power. Public schools were created to mass produce dumbed down, brainwashed and morally corrupt debt slaves with absolute faith in government who also lack the knowledge necessary to understand their status. It's no wonder that the Bible and prayer are banned in school. Children with an understanding of right and wrong might complain about abuses like those in this article. We are living on borrowed time, because God is constantly angered by the atrocities we perpetrate on each other. As sinners, our only hope individually is to place faith in God's only Son, Jesus Christ, who gave His life on the cross as full payment for our sins, was buried three days and then resurrected.

And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness. And we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in his Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life. 1 John 5:19-20

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. John 3:16-17

For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret. But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light. Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light. Ephesians 5:12-14

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