There are only two religions, witchcraft and the Christian faith. So wouldn't that make the division between extremist and moderate Islam a division between witch and witch? Yes actually that is what it is. Satan has set up witch against witch in order to make it seem as if the Christian faith is aligned with the extremist Islamic witch. The "moderates" of the world all hate Jesus Christ. They (including the Islamic witches) have a false Christ who is not God. They will all fall easily to the Antichrist and mark of the beast. Their "peace" is in reality a war on God. Their god is Satan and eventually they will all reveal themselves to be the dragon worshipers they are.
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Jonanism at its finest. Apparently Judaism is witchcraft. Twenty bucks say this nemrod considers atheism (and evolution, too!)a religion and, therefore, witchcraft as well.
"There are only two religions, witchcraft and the Christian faith."
KAHN: We are Laotian. From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million.
HANK: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
Everyone is against us.
EDIT:
Everyone is agaiinst Jerry.
There are only two religions, witchcraft and the Christian faith.
- Judaism is witchcraft.
Conclusion:
- There is only one religion, witchcraft.
This is essentially correct. Except it's not witchcraft, it's satanism.
One is either a genuine Christian or a satanist. The later group also includes all the false Christians, e.g. Catholic, modernist Methodists, Presbyterians, JW's, lieberal Baptists, Dakists, Homolutherans, Episcopalians, and any other that don't believe and follow the Christian Bible (www.av1611.org ). Many of such heathen churches are easily recognizible by their refusal or oversight in following 1 Tim 2:12.
In the name of the Lord,
(Jerry)
Jerry, you still haven't answered a question I asked you in a previous thread, so I'll ask it again.
If Catholics aren't really Christians, what does it say about your precious holy book that the widely varied stories therein were assembled into a single anthology and canonized by (in your words) an anti-Christian cult?
In the name of reality,
(KingOfRhye)
*giggles and blushes* Stop it, you're turning me on.
@Dr. Razark
My best friend who is a long -time Church of England Christian - and makes no secret of the fact he considers himself an Anglican - who has a huge collection of RPGs, collects anything to do with Dragons. Anything . Indeed, just the other day I posted him his Xmas present: along with a 2016 Wolf calendar (he also likes anything to do with lupines; his favourite animal), a calendar featuring Dragons
Like I say: he's a long -time C-of-E Christian who uses the KJV - the exact same Christian Bible Jerry claims is the basis of his so-called 'Biblical Christianity - as it is used by the Anglican church, due to it being authorised by a past head of the C-of-E: King James I.
Your call, Jer.
@Jerry
So, out of the entire Bible, all those books and all those words, out of 2,000 years of doctrine and commentary and thought elaborated from those words, the single most important thing in all of that is that women should shut up. Glad we’ve established your priorities.
Presbyterians, JW's, lieberal Baptists, Dakists, Homolutherans, Episcopalians,
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Jerry just called this guy a Satanist.
@Pink Jackboots
And if we are all Satanists, and Fred Rogers is a Satanist, I think we're all on the right side.
Better in hell with one of the kindest men to live than in "heaven" with Jerry.
I don't think you understand what witchcraft means.
But your superstition does amuse me.
Have a picture of Bayonetta for your problems:
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There are only two religions, witchcraft and the Christian faith. And Judaism...
there are only three-three!--religions, witchcraft, the Christian faith, Judaism, Hinduism...
Four! there are only four religions: witchcraft, the Christian faith, Judaism, Hinduism, Islam.
I'll go out and come back in again.
(Zachski)
I can do better:
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Pit looks a bit flustered there, don't you think? *chuckles*
(Pink Jackboots)
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*shrugs* Hey, who knows? His name was Fred, after all.
Archer:
Every word of the Christian Bible is important. The mentioned verse is just one of the ways to identify false churches.
In the name of the Lord,
(@ Jerry)
I've said it before, and now I'll say it again:
Citing a Chick tract unironically to make a point = auto-fail (not that you haven't failed miserably numerous times already).
In the name of reality,
Rat Bastid:
You received your answer. The true Christian has no further need to comment on this matter.
In the name of the Lord,
"There are only two religions, witchcraft and the Christian faith."
Oh dear, it appears to be Binary Opposition Day in Fundieland again. Remember people, only black and white exist- red, green, yellow, blue; all of those are really just black in disguise.
"Satan has set up witch against witch in order to make it seem as if the Christian faith is aligned with the extremist Islamic witch."
What? I can't make sense of this. Does not compute. How does pitting Muslims against one another make it seem as though Christianity is on the side of Islamic extremists?
Oh wait, the OP might mean in the minds of liberals since Islamic extremists and Christian extremists both hate homosexuals, women's rights and freedom of speech and religion.
This then makes it seem as though God hates gay people and wants women to be baby-machines.
(Jerry)
Then why are you still posting here? *smirk*
In the name of reality,
@Pharisee Jerry
"RatBastard:
http://www.chick.com/ask/articles/rccbible001.asp
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=112635&Page=1#1855646
@Catholic Jerry
"Some resources about the false Catholic religion (from a very liberal source ):
http://www.chick.com/information/religions/catholicism/
If Jack Chick - a well-known KJV-onlyist - is someone you consider very liberal, then you must be a Catholic today. It's the only possible way you can evade any accusations (and thus proof) of being a hypocrite ; certainly when it comes to your Bizarro 'doctrines' that are the equivalent of a religious T-1000: they can fluidly change to be whatever they want to be, certainly when it suits it on a day-to-day, minute-by-minute basis.
Will you be a $cientologist tomorrow, Jer? An OT-VIII like Tom Cruise Control, eh...?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
"The true Christian has no further need to comment."
We'll hold you to that then, the next time you have further need to appear in FSTDT; unless any more posts by you consist of nothing...!
@Da Rat Bastid
Zing-a-ding-ding! b^_^d
Well, considering Christians, Muslims, and Jews of all flavors of extremism tend to have a thing for wanting to burn gays and witches, I would say y'all are all in cahoots, and to cop a term from SpukiKitty, are servants of the sociopathic Demiurge one and all-- but I bet you'd start arguing how all three are different.
Same thing with pagans, who refuse to submit to the idea that your Abrahamic sheepshagger of a sky daddy exists. Quit lumping us in with everyone else.
>>So, anyone that doesn't "follow the Christian Bible" (King James Version being the only true version) is a Satanist?
>Yes, that's correct.
Ok. Now, Jesus existed quite a long time before the King James version (or any version) of the Bible was written. He could not have followed that version. Therefore, Jesus must, by your logic, be a Satanist.
Confused?
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