"The bible does say we can do greater things as jesus , and we can cast out demon raise the dead, so I thought about MJ and if he was to be raised from the dead it would be a great witness to the christian belief and a testimony that Christ is a better supper star who is alive!
What is your vote can this be done or not???"
This quote has made my day, lulz-wise. It's right up there with this:
But if you want to do the same as what Jesus did to Lazarus, fine. Give it your best shot. Have the world's broadcast media cover such a unique & momentous event. Far be it for me to discourage you from acheiving your dream. Just don't blame me when your pathetic attempts demonstrate your ultimate FAIL in word, action & thought.
Frankly, you've got more chance of bringing forth into our 3D world a 2D cartoon ninja boy using the power of 'faith'. So go on - prove it. I'm not stopping you. 'Faith' can move mountains after all.
Fundie MJ fans = Narutards.
"Christ is a better supper star"
If he could feed the 5000, then this'll be a piece of piss: From an anchovy & a Jersey Royal potato, bring forth a humongous plateful of Fish & Chips.
"Considering how much of Michael Jackson was artificial by the time he died, you'd probably only have to plug him in and let him charge for a couple of hours. He's Frankenstein's Non-biodegradable Pop Star =P ."
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Tesco's carrier bag?
A: One's made of plastic and is harmful to children, the other you use to carry your groceries home.