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The ultimate test to confirm your incel status.

As we have previously established; your female cousins are the ones who should offer you help in all things concerning sexual matters. In other words, they should fuck you. But, how many of us can say that our cousins care for us? that's why I have developed this very simple test.

Go to your cousin and ask her this: " cousin; if by a freaky accident of nature my dick gets bitten by a very poisonous snake, and the only way to remove its poison on time is if you suck my dick, and spit the poison out; would you save me or would you let me die?"

That's it; this is the test. If your cousin says she would rather see you dead, then you know it's over; it's the test to end all copes.

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