Islam sucks!. It is not a religion. It is a political ideology bent on terror. A muslim cannot be an American. They owe their soles to islam only. There are no American muslims. They stink, literally. Worked with a couple of the useless bastards when they weren’t off praying sticking their asses in the air 5 times a day as a message of submission so Mohammad can pork them in the ass! Yea, that’s why they do it if you didn’t know!
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"It is not a religion."
Yes it is, oh and they also worship the same god that you worship.
"A muslim cannot be an American."
I may live in a completely different hemisphere to America, but even I know that you are wrong.
"They owe their soles to islam only."
Really? You managed to misspell SOULS. Well done, and they have the same relationship as Christians do.
"There are no American muslims."
I believe you are incorrect...or trying to prove a poorly defined point.
"They stink, literally."
Please don't misuse the word "literally".
"Worked with a couple of the useless bastards when they weren’t off praying sticking their asses in the air 5 times a day as a message of submission so Mohammad can pork them in the ass"
Yeah, I think you've gone from complaining to trolling. But their form of prayer is nearly identical to your own, and hence you are also making a rather interesting judgement about yourself (unless you don't pray to the lord almighty)
"Yea, that’s why they do it if you didn’t know"
Incorrect, and self important. Gee, thanks for the insight into your personality, thanks for not shutting up.
So the score in the Fundielympics, for those of you just tuning in:
Darwinism - totally a religion.
Global warming - totally a religion.
Obama - totally a religion.
Atheism... sorry, Athiesm - you better believe that's a religion.
Islam - NOT a religion.
"Inside every gook towelhead is an American struggling to get out!"
John_in_Oz, I believe the proper phrase is "Christ's flaccid cock". "Dick" is considered too gauche.
Presumably, if you're a christian, you owe your soul to God, not America. Who the hell owes their soul to a country? Unless you're actually suggesting that "America" is a religion.
oh wait.. it is in some parts.
Christian Fundamentalism sucks!. It is not a religion. It is a political ideology bent on power. A fundie cannot be an American. They stink, literally. Worked with a couple of the useless bastards when they weren’t off praying sticking their hands in the air 200 times a day as a message of submission so Yahweh can pork them in the ass! Yea, that’s why they do it if you didn’t know!
Oh so easy.
"Islam sucks!. It is not a religion. It is a political ideology bent on terror. A muslim cannot be an American."
Christianity isn't a religion either! It must be like islam, a political idology bent on terror etc.!!!!
"Islam sucks!. It is not a religion. It is a political ideology bent on terror."
"Those who believe (in the Qur'an), and those who follow the Jewish scriptures, and the Christians and the Sabians - any who believe in Allah and the Last Day and work righteousness, shal have their reward with the Lord; on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve" - The Qur'an (Surah 2 Al-Baqarah Section 8, 62)
Well lookee here, it seems as though the Qur'an is more tolerant of Christians than Christians are of Islam.
"A muslim cannot be an American. They owe their soles to islam only."
Alright, i'll play willful stupidity: Islam owns all the muslims feet? You'd think a guy who cares so much about Christianity would be able to spell soul correctly. It's kind of an important concept.
The rest of what he says just descends into pure filth and hatred, which is par for the course really.
You are just full of fail, aren't you? Islam isn't a religion, it's just a personal relationship with Allah. And how can you say there are no American Muslims when you also say that you used to work with them? And how is them praying to Allah any different from Christians kneeling down to receive Jesus in the face?
What he is describing is Islamism, and his description of it is entirely correct.
He isn't describing Islam though, it'd be a bit stupid to claim that a system that worships the same nonexistent deity that he does is not a religion, what the fuck is it then?
Of course it does, I originally heard the word in a book from a former member of Hizb ut-Tahrir, who is still a Muslim, and his use of the word is to describe those who use extremist Islam as a political ideology, while ignoring the basic teachings of the faith, so unless he hated himself and his own religion I doubt he'd use the term.
I have a problem with Islam as much as the next guy, but a political ideology - such as Christianity or Islam - doesn't really make you literally stink.
Unless you're literally confusing literally it with intensifiers? My head literally explodes when you do that.
[Islam sucks!. It is not a religion.]
Au contraire, BlackFeather.
[It is a political ideology bent on terror.]
Yet more muslims than christians have died fighting islamic extremists. Explain, please?
[A muslim cannot be an American.]
The constitution says otherwise.
[They owe their soles to islam only.]
Well, they are muslims, so yes.
[There are no American muslims.]
The US Census disagrees.
[They stink, literally.]
ALL muslims stink? I'm starting to think that you don't know what you're talking about, BlackFeather...
The rest of your post is just so much childishness.
Whew, as long as they only owe their soles...
Must kinda suck having to wear sole-less shoes, though.
@Anon :
Ehh, no. It was the French who started using it 200 years ago. It was the French who started using it again from the 70's/80's. It was used by fundies talking about other fundies but becasue they couldnt let those fundies be shown as they themselves were, they called them Islamists instead. Its quite possible that some Muslims from the extreme end of the spectrum have picked it up as a badge of honor, much like the right wing nutjobs took the "Right Wing terrorist" report up as a badge of honor.
sticking their asses in the air 5 times a day as a message of submission
Is that really any more stupid than having an entire day once a week when you have to pray all morning and aren't supposed to do anything else worthwhile?
The French historical usage is still irrelevant.
The term is currently used by non-extremist Muslims (and others) to describe those who use the Saudi-inspired version of Islam as a political ideology, so it's not being used as a badge of honour by anyone, Islamists seem to refer to themselves as 'true' Muslims, rather than anything else.
Confused?
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