David Chase Taylor #conspiracy truthernews.wordpress.com

SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based on breaking news and events, it appears that the CIA in Switzerland is plotting the assassination of Australian-born Freelee the Banana Girl, the most popular vegan activist in the world who is single-handedly changing the way people eat.

A social media phenomenon, Freelee has 410,084 YouTube subscribers (97,286,378 cumulative views), over 247,000 Instagram followers, over 181,000 Facebook likes and over 15,000 Twitter followers, placing her directly in the crosshairs of the CIA.

Considering that Truther.org’s Facebook page has been stuck at roughly 5,300 likes for over 3-years now, it’s highly likely that Freelee’s social media numbers have also been grossly altered by CIA censorship. Consequently, Freelee is likely even more popular than her social media numbers would suggest.

Since repeated character assassinations of Freelee have not worked thus far, the CIA is evidently transitioning to the “fight you” part of Mahatma Gandhi’s famous quote: “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”.

Exactly what type of assassination is planned for Freelee is not known, but she could be targeted in a terrorist bombing or a blogger-related attack, both of which are trending in Southeast Asia. That being said, Freelee could also be assassinated under the cover of a so-called accident (e.g., car crash, drowning, fire, etc.).

Why the CIA would want to assassinate Freelee is rather obvious because: a) veganism is a direct threat to the status quo, and b) activists who make the world a better place are routinely targeted for assassination (e.g., Bob Marley, John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Jr., etc.).

The impending assassination of Freelee the Banana Girl is designed to: a) have a chilling effect on activists and bloggers worldwide, and b) set the precedent for future copy-cat-like attacks on said activists and bloggers, yours truly included.

In order to create the necessary political cover for the assassination of a popular blogger like Freelee, at least 4 bloggers have been hacked to death in Bangladesh in 2015 alone. Coincidentally, both Bangladesh and Thailand (where Freelee lives) flank the country of Myanmar in Southeast Asia.

As eerily detailed in her August 19, 2015, video entitled “I Could Have Been Killed in the Bangkok Bombing 2015”, Freelee describes how she and her boyfriend visited the location of the bombing “hundreds of times”, hence the title of the video.

In what appears to be CIA cover for the terror-related assassination of Freelee who lives with her boyfriend in Bangkok, Thailand, the 2015 Bangkok Bombing were executed by CIA operatives on August 17, 2015, killing 20 people and injuring 125.

That same day, August 17, 2015, an explosive device was also thrown from a bridge near the Sathon pier in Bangkok, subsequently landing in the water where it exploded. The second attack was evidently staged in order to foreshadow that more terror attacks are on their way, albeit likely smaller in size.

In what appears to be an ominous sign that the 2015 Bangkok Bombing is political cover for the assassination of Freelee (a foreigner from Australia), Thailand’s Defense Minister stated on August 17, 2015, that the goal of the 2015 Bangkok Bombing was to kill foreigners.

In order to psychologically program Thailand and the world for the impending assassination of Freelee the Banana Girl whose trademarks are bananas and the color yellow, the primary suspect in the 2015 Bangkok Bombing was wearing a yellow T-shirt when he was predictably caught on video planting the bomb.

Considering that the bomb in question could have easily been attached to a car or motorcycle and driven to its desired location within Bangkok, it can be deduced that the suspect was specifically instructed by his CIA handler to walk in front of the camera while wearing a yellow T-shirt. The question of course is why and for what purpose.

Roughly 24-hours later on August 18, 2015, CNN published a curious report which stated that “police believe the man assembled the bomb in Thailand because many pieces of the explosive device, including the pipe, were made in the country”.

How this information was obtained by police is not known because a real-life bombing investigation takes weeks if not months to complete, not 24-hours. Consequently, it can be deduced that the timely bomb report was fabricated by CIA minions in order to sell the notion that the bombers are locals.

A day later on August 19, 2015, Bangkok Police Chief Somyot Poompanmoung stated that the suspect “didn’t do it alone” and that the attack was executed by a “network”. He also stated that Thai citizens were involved in the bombing, further confirming the notion that the bombers are locals.

Also on August 19, 2015, Bangkok’s Southern Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant (see below) that accused an “unnamed foreigner” of conspiracy to commit “premeditated murder“. Whether the premeditated murder of Freelee the foreigner is next is not known, but the words used in the warrant are highly suspicious to say the least.

That same day, August 19, 2015, Thai police spokesman Lt. Gen. Prawut Thavornsiri stated at a news conference that the primary bombing suspect “looks like a foreigner” but that he “might have been in a disguise and wearing a fake nose” to conceal his identity.

Needless to say, the highly subjective statement about the 2015 Bangkok Bombing suspect’s ethnicity contradicts and subsequently negates the aforementioned arrest warrant which accuses an “unnamed foreigner” of “conspiracy to commit” premeditated murder.

In order to dispel the notion that the 2015 Bangkok Bombing was orchestrated by the CIA while simultaneously providing political cover for a local terrorist-related attack on Freelee, the government of Thailand stated on August 20, 2015, that a foreign role in Bangkok Bombing was unlikely.

According to the Thai government, the bombing was “unlikely” to have been the work of an international terror group. How exactly this was determined within 72-hours of the attack is not known, especially considering that no suspects have been arrested.

Considering that at least 10 people are alleged to have taken part in the 2015 Bangkok Bombing (none of which have been apprehended), it can be deuced that the dismissal of an international terror group by the Thai government is premature at best and was only made to further the notion that the bombers were local.

These reports, taken collectively, confirm that the 2015 Bangkok Bombing is being packaged and sold to the public as a Thai-based terror attack, making the likelihood of future terror attacks in Bangkok and/or the assassination of Freelee the Banana Girl seem all the more plausible.

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