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The Rev. William H. Grimes, “Sermon 10” #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 10: ME!

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.”- 2 Thessalonians 3:1-4

There’s this new song out there, aptly called “ME!” It’s by the wicked harlot Taylor Swift and sodomite Brandon Urie of “Panic at the Disco” fame. The song is Swift and Urie boasting that one will never find another like them, “you’ll never find another like ME!!!!!” How wicked! Such arrogance and narcissism that is absolutely abominable in the sight of the Living God!!!!! SUCH IS AN ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED ABOMINATION UNTO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! MERE MAN IS NOT SO GREAT TO BE UTTERLY UNIQUE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the lyrics is “you can’t spell awesome without me!” This is vanity and ungodly reprehensible tackiness if I’ve ever heard it. Why does Urie insist upon worshiping himself instead of Christ?! He’d probably be engaging in bedroom conduct with Swift as well if it wasn’t clear that he is a sodomite! Taylor Swift is a sodomite but she’s a bisexual woman who’s engaged in sinful conduct such as lesbianism with Karlie Kloss and that other pompous woman who cannot wear modest apparel as the Apostle Paul said!

Apparently Swift also decided to become a drag king for this video!!!! SHE WAS WEARING A SUIT AND TIE AND WAS HAVING SLICKED BACK SHORT HAIR! DEUTERONOMY 22:5 SAITH NO WOMAN SHALT WEAR THE GARMENT OF A MAN! THAT IS ABOMINABLE IN THE SIGHT OF THE LIVING GOD!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Look, this filth is infiltrating the minds of the masses! This music video broke the record number of views in the first 24 hours on YouTube! No more! We need to just listen to good old fashioned Baptist hymns and reject pop music and rap and country and western and rock and roll!!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY VILE SEWAGE AND DOES NOT HELP YOU GET RIGHT WITH ALMIGHTY GOD! God’s people said AMEN!

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Steven R, “Mike Pence” #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Michael R. Pence is a liberal who is the current Vice President of the United States of America. He is serving under immoral liberal vulgarian Donald Trump. Pence is most known for serving as the governor of Indiana, where he passed a law that supposedly was bad to sodomites. It did not lead to sodomy becoming banned, nor to the arrest of any perverts off the streets. Therefore the label of “homophobe” is unearned by Pence, who is soft on sodomites and is likely a closet sodomite himself, due to his lack of intimacy with his wife.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

The Episcopal Church in the United States is a form of Satanic worship disguised as Christianity. Filled to the brim with pomp and circumstance, unmitigated popery, and other such degenerate behaviors as allowing same-sex "marriages," this "church" is responsible for sending people to Hell.

History

King Henry VIII wanted an annulment because his wife bore not a son, but daughters. When the pope did not grant this divorce, Henry stormed off and separated the Church of England from the Roman Catholic Church and therefore created the Anglican "Church." He was then able to divorce his wives and commit adultery because he was absolutely dedicated to having a son.

During the time America was under British rule, most were Anglicans. After the events of the American Revolution, the "church" was renamed the Episcopal "Church," because England was to be excised from public life.

The Episcopal "Church" was famous for supporting Darwinism and the eugenics theories of Nazi Germany.

Practices

The Episcopal "Church" has a vain and repetitious service, believes in such heresies as infant baptism and baptismal regeneration, and has icons and idols much like the Roman Catholic "Church." They allow practicing homosexual ministers, "ordain" women, and fail to recognize sin as a negative force in peoples' lives. Their spiritual leader, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is a known agnostic, and they allow the heresy of consubstantiation and using wine instead of grape juice for communion.

Taylor Swift, a vile succubus and harlot known for rejecting the lordship of Jesus Christ, is Episcopalian. This should tell you everything you need to know about this heretical sect of Satanic ritualism.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Society performs at its best whenever people believeth upon the Lord Jesus Christ. Society collapses when people falter from Him! People insist upon following their wicked vices, and end up consuming strong drink and engaging in fornication and pornography, and listen to vapid music that honoreth not Christ! Taylor Swift is selling young teenagers salacious and obscene “music” about fornication and infidelity in relationships and glorification of drunkenness and homosexuality. Wicked people create video games that people play for days and don’t read their Bible! Halo and Grand Theft Auto and Animal Crossing are all heinous and sinful games that promote murder, a life of crime, and bestiality, respectively.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Plagiarism is the act of copying another's work as one's own. it is a common liberal trait.

The mockery site Fundies Say the Darndest Things commonly plagiarizes from many sources, including New Testament Baptist Church.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Fundies Say the Darndest Things (FSTDT) is a liberal mockery website that is a haven for apostasy, feminism, heresy, homosexual behavior, and the lust of the flesh. The site engages in demonic glorification, gloating, arrogance, pride, and otherwise reprehensible behavior. Unsavory comments allude to desiring carnal relationships, and they have a love affair for Darwinism and they tolerate Taylor Swift the evil harlot succubus. There is no substance on the site, no research, no biblical values, and no other redeeming qualities whatsoever.

This website plagiarizes and ridicules content produced by SimplyChristian. They also vandalize our site to include liberal propaganda.

External links

DO NOT VISIT IF UNDER 18:VULGAR CONTENT WARNING

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Autism is a fake disability that involves people living off the government dole. Many atheists have it, including those on liberal tabloids like Irrationalwiki and Fundies Say the Darndest Things. A synonym for autism is workshyness.

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Steven R. #conspiracy simplychristian.referata.com

Michael Soetoro (often incorrectly referred to as Michelle Obama) is former "president" Barry Soetoro's "life partner" who the liberal media often referred to as the "First Lady" despite his being male.

Barry Soetoro, better known by his pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is the second open homosexual to hold the office of President of the United States, after James Buchanan. This is despite the fact that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya to a Kenyan father and American mother, thus making him ineligible for holding the office of President of the United States.

Soetoro "married" his life partner Barry in 1992. This was legally invalid because this "marriage" occurred well before Illinois recognized same-sex civil unions in 2011 and "marriages" in 2014.

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Soetoro was likely highly influential in causing his life partner Barry to sign unconstitutional executive orders asserting transsexual "rights" in public schools and otherwise, because Barry himself has been involved romantically and sexually with a transsexual himself. Both Michael and Barry reject the lordship of Jesus Christ in a particularly boastful way.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 9: Modest Dressing

By Bro. Steven R.

1 Timothy 2:9 “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array”

Deuteronomy 22:5 “The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.”

Let’s talk about an important issue. I witnessed a “Christian conference” at a nearby college campus where women were wearing daisy dukes and crop tops that exposed their bellies or low cut shirts that exposed their breasts! I also saw a man in a dress!! This was some Episcopalian or ELCA thing so I shouldn’t be surprised but they claim that they are doing this in the name of Christ! Have these liberal Hillary lovers ever even picked up their bibles? Do their pastors approve of this sultry dressing and cross dressing? If they do, these pastors will be judged even more severely in Hell if they are actively promoting this nonsense in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ and leading these young adults to Hell!!!!!!!

What on earth are these people thinking? These men were wearing shorts as well and tank tops even though God hath commanded His people to dress modestly! No $500 watches, no $750 iPhone XR, no $300 Nintendo Switch, no $2,000 necklace, give your money to your local church instead of these multinational companies that exploit laborers in China because China is an atheist godless nation that has zero concern for their fellow man due to following the secular religion of Marxism! Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you ever see this mockery of Christ in a Baptist church, leave! Never go back! They don’t have the saltiness that Christ wants and saith in Matthew!!!! No more lukewarm “Christianity” that accepts sodomites and transsexuals and whores and drunkards and thieves and liars! It ends now! Don’t tolerate it any further! “Mainline Protestantism” and the “non-denominational” movement are shams meant to trick unwitting people to Hell! Get yourself into a good IFB today if you truly are a saved person believing upon the Lord Jesus Christ!!!!

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 7: The Lord’s Supper

By Bro. Steven R.

When we take communion, we may see it as a little cracker and a shot glass filled with grape juice. However, it symbolizes much more than that. Ir is simply a symbol of the body and blood of the Lord Jesus Christ. Papists claim that it is a literal reception of the Lord's body and blood, but this is flat out heresy. God has banned cannibalism! "Consubstantiation" as practiced by liberal Lutherans and Episcopalians is also mystical hocus pocus. Papists have "Eucharistic adoration" where idolaters worship a piece of bread! It is NOT Jesus! It IS a mockery! I Corinthians 11:2 says "Now I praise you, brethren, that ye remember me in all things, and keep the ordinances, as I delivered them to you." These are ORDINANCES. The Bible says absolutely NOTHING about "sacraments!" You will go to Hell if you dare mock God by claiming that "sacraments" do the work of God on command!!! Heresy is what this simply is!!!!!!!!!! Just like baptism is an outward symbol of an inward transition into a life of Christ, which BABIES CANNOT CHOOSE IN THEIR INFANCY, the Lord's Supper doesn't contain the body and blood of Jesus, and if some atheist loser takes a cookie it is NOT a hostage situation! It IS A SYMBOL AND NOTHING MORE, PAGAN IDOLATERS!!!!!!

"For I have received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto you, that the Lord Jesus the same night in which he was betrayed took bread: And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me. After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, this cup is the new testament in my blood: this do ye, as oft as ye drink it, in remembrance of me. For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew the Lord's death till he come." Ye do SHEW the Lord's death, not recreate it and act like cannibals! It is a MEMORIAL, and NOTHING ELSE! Jesus spoke in parables and metaphors, and any idiot can plainly read that it is a SYMBOL except papists and other heretics apparently. The cup was not filled with wine as it is known today, but it did not cause drunkenness since the Bible says to stay away from strong drink, so if you have communion and you use wine or WATER as the Mormons do instead of grape juice, you are simply a HERETIC! "Wherefore whosoever shall eat this bread, and drink this cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord. But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and drink of that cup. For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body."

Some Baptist churches nowadays have these little soup crackers that they pass out for communion. That’s also WICKED! You need to BREAK bread in order to symbolize the body of Christ which was broken for you!!! Get some unleavened bread and BREAK it and share it along with the grape juice! We need to have a seriousness even with the mere elements in which we use to obey Christ! No Wonder bread like the Mormons either! LEAVEN IS NOT PURE! UNLEAVENED BREAD IS THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A RESPECTFUL MEMORIAL! Some Baptist Churches celebrate the Lord’s Supper every week! Only do it once a month or quarter or year so that it’s a special memorial and not rote paganism like the Papists and the Episcopagans!

Therefore, eat only if you are of clean mind and spirit! Do NOT take the Lord's Supper if you had premarital sex and did not repent! Do NOT take if you got drunk the night before or engaged in self abuse right before church! GET RIGHT WITH GOD! THERE IS NO MORTAL SIN, THERE IS NO VENIAL SIN, THERE IS NO PURGATORY, THERE IS JUST SIN! THERE IS JUST HEAVEN AND HELL! IF YOU DO NOT REPENT OF YOUR SINFUL WAYS AND YOU DIE WITHOUT HAVING REPENTED AND WALKED AWAY WITHOUT SIN YOU WILL BE DAMNED! SIN IS SIN! NO HERESY, APOSTASY, LUST, FORNICATION, ADULTERY, THEFT, LYING, SELF ABUSE, CURSING, TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, OR ANYTHING ELSE! NO POPERY! WORSHIP ONLY GOD! DO NOT EAT AND DRINK DAMNATION! LET THE COMMUNION PLATE PASS YOU BY IF YOU ARE NOT RIGHT WITH GOD!

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

The vagina is a liberal organ of Satan, present in all females after the fall of man, that exists to seduce unwittingly stupid men into vile abominations unto the Lord. However, in Western culture, this evil organ is somehow given godlike status and has prompted numerous individuals into hysteria regarding the exalted status of this filthy demonic body part. Matthew 7:18 says "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." It is objectively verifiable that since this corrupt organ does evil while sinners think that it does good, the evil fruits are what it produces.

Liberals like to think that society should talk more positively about this disgrace to God's kingdom, citing the justification that the entire body is wonderful, and righteousness and self control are obsolete. Romans 12:1 clearly says that "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." Therefore, highlighting and focusing on the worst part of anatomy is not what God intended.

"And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons." Genesis 3:7 notes the shame that this nasty part brought Eve, and that it needed to be covered up. If liberals were correct in their assessment that it was natural and not shameful, there would be absolutely no reason to cover it up. Liberal logic fails once more.

This evil thing can be used as an instrument of coercion, leading people to Hell. Numerous men were sent to Hell after this evil organ was used by the evil succubus Taylor Swift who possessed many men into a lustful trance, and since they all rejected the Lord Jesus Christ, they fell deeper and deeper until the succubus found the next victim. Satan formed Swift into such a way, having perfectly circular and perky breasts to trick unwittingly stupid men into engaging in utter depravity with the utmost evil organ of shame and sin

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

The Oxford comma is a comma used after the second to last item in a list of three or more items.

Why is the Oxford comma necessary?


WITH OXFORD COMMA: "I love my parents, Ronald McDonald, and Swiss cheese."

WITHOUT OXFORD COMMA: "I love my parents, Ronald McDonald and Swiss cheese."

Did Ronald McDonald and Swiss cheese birth a child? Clearly atheistic liberals who believe that women can become men, humans evolved from apes, and Taylor Swift is a good role model clearly believe enough nonsensical hocus pocus to find such a scenario possible.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 6: Rebuking "Messianic" Jews

By Bro. Steven R.

Romans 1:16 says “For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”

“Messianic Jews” are false Christians who believe in the saving grace of the law and rabbinic Judaism instead of believing upon the Gospel of Jesus Christ. They are wicked and vile reprobate who dare not even speak the name of Christ! They say “Yeshua” which must be the false Christ they believe in or something. Their alliances with the Southern Baptist Convention is also suspect.

They worship on Saturday and they pretend that they are worshiping God but are instead mimicking the false greedy blasphemers who adhere to the false religious gobbledygook of rabbinic Judaism which is entirely foreign and unrelated to the worship of the Old Testament!!!!!!!!

If these Jews and misled Gentiles want to be able to be saved, they MUST ACCEPT CHRIST AS HE IS IN THE TRUE GOSPEL OF THE KJV AND NOT LISTEN TO THEIR MONEY GRUBBING FAKE RABBIS WHO ARE NOT LIKE BIBLICAL PASTORS, ELDERS, OR DEACONS!!!!!!!! Stay away from this farce that’s taking over the Evangelical movement and turning it into a religion of works like Romanism or Anglicanism or Mormonism!!!! YOU CANNOT DO ENOUGH TO GET INTO HEAVEN! YOU GET INTO HEAVEN BY GRACE ALONE THROUGH FAITH ALONE AND SCRIPTURE ALONE BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS!!! FORSAKE ALLAH AND BUDDHA AND THIS FAKE MESSIAH “YESHUA” AND YOUR FALSE CELEBRITY IDOLS LIKE MADONNA AND TAYLOR SWIFT AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA!!!!!!

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StevenR #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Darwinism is a false religion founded by atheist Charles Darwin, because Darwin decided that he wanted to violate God's natural laws and engage in bestiality with a monkey. Darwinism assumes that the world is billions of years old, as is the universe, and that everything came out of a little atom and this expanded into the universe. Life on Earth and all of its intricacies would be absolutely impossible without the Creator, yet atheists assume that Darwin's theory of evolution allowed for people to come from pond slime and that death is "just because" instead of death being the consequence of sin. Romans 6:23 says that " For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Therefore, death simply cannot exist "just because" and it instead is the wages of sin.

Darwinism comes from humanity's desire to feel superior to the God that allows them to keep breathing, and these fools will be so arrogant and haughty even as God has them breathe their last, until they come up and meet the Lord Jesus Christ for Judgement Day. Oddly enough, despite wanting to feel superior to God, Darwinism degrades humans from being made in the image of God to being lowly primates much like chimpanzees and bonobos, and since the latter two engage in homosexual acts, that makes it okay for humans since humans are "just animals" who happen to have rationality and reason unlike chimpanzees and bonobos, but since Darwin preferred to engage in sexual activity with apes, men must also be just like apes, at least according to secular humanists, Marxists, and other forms of Darwinists, including fat atheist loser Penn Jillette.

People are naturally inclined to seek out God, and some of the most haughty and arrogant who claim they are above religion have adopted the false religion of Darwinism. On the Origin of Species is their Bible and it says that "“Thus, from the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of the higher animals, directly follows. There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”

Some so-called "Christians, such as those in the Roman Catholic Church and the Episcopal Church believe that the gospel of Darwin is accurate, and have made futile attempts to reconcile the Gospel of the Lord with the gospel of Darwin. "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return." Genesis 3:19 makes it abundantly clear that death was caused by sin and that sin only occurred after man was brought into the world, and for Darwinism to work there would have had to have been death before Adam to cause humans to come out of pond slime. The world constantly is breaking down, not building up, and for genetics to allow for more well adapted animals is preposterous because there is simply NO such thing as this as there is only decay due to the second law of thermodynamics beginning after the fall of man.

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StevenR #conspiracy simplychristian.referata.com

Michael Soetoro (often incorrectly referred to as Michelle Obama) is former "president" Barry Soetoro's "life partner" who the liberal media often referred to as the "First Lady" despite his being male.

Barry Soetoro, better known by his pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is the second open homosexual to hold the office of President of the United States, after James Buchanan. This is despite the fact that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya to a Kenyan father and American mother, thus making him ineligible for holding the office of President of the United States.

Soetoro "married" his life partner Barry in 1992. This was legally invalid because this "marriage" occurred well before Illinois recognized same-sex civil unions in 2011 and "marriages" in 2014.

Soetoro made his goal as "First Lady" of the United States to take away choices from students and parents when it came to school lunches. By doing this, kids were forced to eat unappetizing cardboard school "lunches" that were devoid of both taste and nutrition. Some school districts even cracked down on homemade school lunches because they contained too much sugar, especially if sodas were present. This was likely done to decrease school performance in well performing districts to justify the federal overreach into the school curriculum via the Common Core monstrosity. He also introduced "exercise programs" in schools to wear kids out since they were fueled on next to no calories, and this would deteriorate academic performance even more drastically.

Soetoro was likely highly influential in causing his life partner Barry to sign unconstitutional executive orders asserting transsexual "rights" in public schools and otherwise, because Barry himself has been involved romantically and sexually with a transsexual himself. Both Michael and Barry reject the lordship of Jesus Christ in a particularly boastful way.

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Sermon 5: Growing the Church

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

Proverbs 11:30 "The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life; and he that winneth souls is wise."

Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost"

Mark 16:15 "And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."

I've been focused on growing my local church, and I am proud of the work Bro. Steven has done with this new site. He is leading many souls to Christ with his phenomenal preaching on this site. Today, I seek mainly to provide encouragement in the soul winning going on here and the blessed work the Lord is doing with Bro. Steven and Bro. JD and this site.

It's a shame "Bro." James is apostate now, but we have won far more souls so we cannot let the rift he caused in the body of Christ to affect us too much.

If we do not preach the Gospel to every creature, PEOPLE WILL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO OCCUPY THAT GOD-SIZED HOLE IN THEIR SOULS!!! SOME ARE TEMPTED BY THE FEMME FATALE WICKED ENCHANTRESS TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!! SHE IS TEMPTING MEN WITH HER SOUL CRUSHING LOOKS AND WICKED FAKE BREASTS AND SHE BRAZENLY SHOWS OFF HER LEGS!!!!!! THIS CANNOT STAND! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Some others choose wicked video games like Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat and Banjo-Kazooie, and yet others turn to alcohol and prescription drugs and non-medical cannabis! We need to PRAY for these lost souls that they may find Christ!

The Bible says Christians will have many mockers in the last days, and an entire site is dedicated to mocking people, including us, who will stand against liberalism proudly! The Jewish sodomite controlled media will not tell you the truth, so WE have to answer the call from the Living God to PREACH the Word! I may be a mostly distant overseer of this new site, but I trust Bro. Steven will bring many souls to Christ!!!! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

I TRULY BELIEVE WE ARE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS, SO WE HAVE TO SAVE AS MANY SOULS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE OUR LORD RETURNS! NO CATHOLICISM, NO ORTHODOXY, NO PAPIST-LITE PROTESTANTISM, NO INFANT BAPTISM, NO "REAL PRESENCE," NO HERESY, NO FAKE PAPIST BIBLES, ONLY THE KJV! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR BECAUSE SO MANY ETERNAL SOULS ARE AT STAKE! God's people said AMEN!

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JD #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Barry Soetoro, better known by pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is a Kenyan national who claimed to be the rightful 44th President of the United States. He is a homosexual atheist liberal sympathetic to Islam and Wicca and he hates Christianity because of the truth and clarity it provides. Soetoro also claims to have been born in Hawaii. He is also known as Bathhouse Barry, due to his affinity for sodomite acts.

Soetoro is "married" to Michael Soetoro, a male transsexual who prefers to go by the name "Michelle." Soetoro also claims to have been born in Hawaii, and provided a fake birth certificate to prove that he is a relentless liar, a fact documented by then-Congressman Joe Wilson.

Soetoro won the 2008 presidential election illegitimately due to his birth in Kenya, and won primarily because of the fact that he ran against milquetoast RINO and pretend war hero John McCain and apostate Mormon and RINO Willard "Mitt" Romney in 2012. Soetoro picked sexual assault perpetrator and general idiot Joe Biden as his running mate to cater to blue collar working class voters.

Soetoro's main accomplishments include the "Affordable" Care Act, which accomplished nothing except raising health insurance premiums through the roof and then throwing more people onto the weak sauce government welfare program Medicaid. Soetoro also nominated two far-left affirmative action picks to the Supreme Court, and he nominated Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State so she could make it to where effeminate sodomites and extremely butch lesbians could lie about their sex on their passports, thus causing all sorts of national security incidents where men identified as women got flagged because of their penises.

Soetoro caused racial tensions to skyrocket in the US, presided over a sluggish economy, threw order out of the window in favor of moral decadence, and his presidency was an illegitimate, illegal, nightmarish farce. His successor, Donald Trump, pledged to undo the damage Soetoro did, but has instead continued down the path to wanton destruction.

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Sermon 4: Cleaning House

By Bro. Steven R.

"Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother. But if he will not hear thee, then take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established. And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican."- Matthew 18:15-17

Sometimes, someone who claims to have been won over to Christ and saved is not really saved. They sometimes get into positions of authority in the church, and then the come out and you can see they are someone other than who they purport to be. This has happened in every church ever, and goes all the way back to Judas Iscariot in the Christian faith.

A while ago, "Bro." James Wilson, a former Deacon of New Testament Baptist Church, shocked the church by "coming out" as an effeminate sodomite. The very kind he claimed to denounce through the power of Christ! It turns out he was a wolf in sheep's clothing! He is injecting fake hormones into his body and wearing makeup and perfume! IT'S WICKED! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!

Closets used to be for storing clothes, not something strange people came out of! That's why in this age of "gay liberation" and former reality stars who had affairs with porn stars claiming to be right with God because of "eating a little cracker and drinking a little cup of wine" (outright popery from the Presbyterian Church if I have ever heard it!!!) it is important to CLEAN HOUSE and make sure that your church is safe and godly for people to be able to be edified in God's Word! We can't let the homos take over our churches like the Episcopagans and the Evangopagan Lutherans and the Unitarians Considering Christ and the United Sodomist "Church" and the Southern Baptists have let happen! NO HOMOS WILL EVER BE ALLOWED IN ANY CHURCH I AM INVOLVED WITH! THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THEY ARE LIKE DOGS AND EAT DUNG! NO KID NEEDS TO BE AROUND THIS DOWNRIGHT PUTRID FILTHINESS! CLEAN OUT YOUR CHURCH, LEST YOU SEE ALL THE WICKED ABUSERS OF FLESH COME OUT LIKE THE CHILD ABUSING SODOMITES IN THE VATICAN!

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Sermon 3: Food Stamps and Lotto Tickets
By Bro. Steven R.
2 Thessalonians 3:10 "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."
1 Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."
When I was younger, it was a shame to be on food stamps. Remember when they had those actual paper stamps you had to trade in to get your food? It was meant to shame people into getting off the government dole and into gainful employment!!!!!
Nowadays, they have these slick little EBT cards that look like regular debit cards, and people can pretend to be just like productive taxpayers using their hard earned cash to buy groceries! NOT ONLY THAT, THEY SUBSIDIZE YOU USING FOOD STAMPS TO BUY RED BULL AND LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES INSTEAD OF BEANS AND RICE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EATING!!!
In the inner cities, gas stations proudly announce that they take EBT. So people use their food stamps to get Slim Jims and Pepsi Cola and use cash to buy lotto tickets and a pack of Marlboro Menthols! It's wicked! This is probably most people who live in these low income trashy neighborhoods! Lots of single moms whose baby daddy can't pay up for child support or he's incarcerated or something but he doesn't care about his kids! This is what happens when you throw biblical marriage out the window in favor of fornication and sexual excess! Illiterate trashy folks on food stamps popping out babies! It's just shameful and sinful! Say AMEN in the house of the living God!
Not to mention those who sell their food stamps in order to buy crack! Fraud and drug abuse! Federal crimes! Then they have the nerve to ask churches for food and cash! I bet some liberal churches even give it to them! Poor single moms, man-children who play Halo on their Xbox, homosexuals, transsexuals, and other such reprobate are the ones who are taking these taxpayer dollars to subsidize wickedness!
I We especially shouldn't be giving them to women, because women were designed by God to be less intelligent than men and thus shouldn't be handling any finances! It's just how it is, sorry to disappoint any feminists!
We need to get these able bodied and able minded losers off the government cheese and into factories and warehouses to contribute to society! Don't let them use fake disabilities like "restless leg syndrome" or "depression" or "PTSD" or "autism" to try to stay on the government dole and defraud the government with fake disability claims either!!! Say NO to laziness and say AMEN to godliness!

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Sermon 2: Butch Hartman and the Gospel
By Bro. Steven R.
Proverbs 12:22: "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight."
OAXIS Entertainment is an upcoming streaming service created by former Nickelodeon content creator Butch Hartman, famous for creating such television shows as The Fairly Oddparents and Danny Phantom. Hartman claims that his new channel will have the Gospel of Christ in it, much like it's been woven into these Nickelodeon programs.

If that's the case, then there's going to be a gospel that isn't the true Jesus Christ found in the Bible! How is promiscuity and violence and sorcery and necromancy and magic and other such treacherous wickedness Christlike?! WICKED AND CORRUPT IS WHAT THIS IS! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH CONTENT OUT THERE TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF KIDS AND GET THEM OUT OF CHURCH AND SUNDAY SCHOOL! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
What exactly is this charlatan selling? His Kickstarter is full of vague promises for godly and family friendly programming. I've seen his past works, and they're no good! If Butch has truly turned over a new leaf and gotten saved through the blood of the Lamb, show some fruits and tell us your plans to spread the Gospel! Nickelodeon and Disney and Cartoon Network are part of the LGBT Lobby these days! Gay couples kissing, rainbow flags, and a "non-binary" character on one of these shows! They're winning the culture war because we're letting Episcopagans and Evangopagan Lutherans and Unitarians Considering Christ and United Sodomitist Church and these other wicked apostate churches sell LGBT Lobby talking points and call it Christianity! These "churches" will NEVER talk about Leviticus 20:10 or 1 Corinthians 6:9!!!!
We have a REAL need for godly and family friendly programming, but unless he shows intentions otherwise, Butch and OAXIS is NOT what Christians who actually follow the Bible and go to an IFB church like Christ commanded are looking for!!!!

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Sermon 1:Episcopagans and Gender
By Bro. Steven R.
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
"After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."-Matthew 6:9-13
Welcome to my new site! Let's talk about what the Episcopagans did during their general convention.
Apparently God doesn't have a gender anymore, despite God being quite clearly described using masculine terms in the Inspired KJV! Even in the Episcopagans own liberal NRSV God isn't an effeminate sissy! They want to turn Our Father into Our Parent or Guardian! They also want to make up more pronouns! Instead of Himself, they use Godself! How retarded are they?! Did these bishops ride the short bus to the general convention coming up with such malarkey?! Wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is coming from the same geniuses who decided that it's appropriate for 6'4 men in drag to use the same bathroom as little Susie and her granny! How ridiculous! Apparently they're going to remove masculine gender terms from their prayer books! What's next, gender neutral Bibles?! Wait, I shouldn't give them any more idiotic ideas! Did Jesus have a pseudo vagina made from male genital mutilation like Bruce Jenner and Bradley Manning and Michael Soetoro and Daniel Roem?! Was ze "non-binary" or something else totally made up in liberal candy land?!
I really am lost for words! How do these morons have the nerve and gall to even call themselves Christians when they deny even that Jesus was a MAN?! Maybe they need to have an intellectually honest moment and join the pagans in the Unitarian Universalist group!