[This is a description of a poorly drawn and hilarious piece of fundy "art." It was apparantly drawn by an adult.]
I'm basically scoffing at the evolutionist idea of cavemen. I'm saying "Cavemen?! Hah! You think the Tower of Babel back there was made by cavemen?!?"
Yeah, the crazy stuff Darwin taught, huh?
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Undoing the work of Michelangelo, El Greco, Jan Van Eyke, Donnatello and dozens of other great religious painters 32 colors at a time.
No, no. It goes much farther than that.
Where did you get that information? It sounds made up.
Um...Darwin didn't claim the Tower of Babel was built by "cavemen." (By which I assume you mean either Cor-Magnon Man or Neanderthal Man. The term "caveman" is meaningless.) Darwin would have said that the Tower of Bable <GASP!> didn't exist. That it was, in fact, a myth. (A myth the Jews stole from the Babylonians, by the way...hence the Tower of "Bable." This despite the fact that the Babylonian culture existed concurently with their own.)
"Cave paintings were done by rogue scientist elements, trying to deface the Church. Using pigments that were specially treated to _look_ as if they were over 8,000 years old when examined."
But the best part is that the "artist" took it seriously and believed it.
Let's see here:
I don't think my artistic ability has improved since grade school, and I drew better than this. Note that, according to his profile, the artist will be 26 years old in a few days. I mean, he couldn't even bother actually drawing cavemen trying to build his brown lump (Tower of Babel). He just made a picture of some kind of anime character (apparently the artist's flighty vision of himself) motioning toward the brown lump, and making the same statement that he says in the description.
Yay, something I posted got submitted!
Yay, something I posted got submitted!
JohnRaptor
This must all be a joke!
Sayna said: Yay, something I posted got submitted!
Uh, reverse that.
Umm, your submission got posted of something, yay?
I just checked out other drawings on Deviantart
Some of these people are really talented
Why's the Fundie shit always, well, Shit.
Does literate religion kill any chance of skills or talent?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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