Friends,
I strongly recommend anyone that has played Mortal Combat (whatever version) to renounce/repent of doing so. This game is demonic for sure. Some of the characters for this game are names of demons (Moloch being one). If you have ever played this game, I would renounce every character that you have ever played and all the powers/abilities they had. I also would renounce their fatality moves. Just be as thorough as the Lord leads you to be. Afterwards, command any associated evil spirits to leave in the name of Jesus. I would also ask the Lord God to deliver you from any remaining spirit that relates to this game - just to be doubly sure. I have been delivered from evil spirits that were there on account of playing this game.
If this information pertains to you, do a Google search for "Mortal Combat Characters," and then perform the renunciations I suggested. I imagine this would also apply for D&D and any other game where magic and special powers are involved.
God Bless!
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No! You have to do the denouncing in the arcade, so everyone can see, and will know the truth abou the demonic videogame!
The people need to know! Especially the police!
Anyone else find it ironic that the one time a fundie manages to spell something correctly, it's still wrong?
It's Mortal K ombat. Because Ks are Kool, you Kretinous Kristian Kreep.
Average Joe vs Fundie.... FIGHT!
Fundie throws Repent punch, Average Joe blocks with Scepticism. Average Joe counter-attacks with Logic Combo, Fundie health at zero...
FINISH HIM
BRUTALITY
I renounce thee, Scorpion, and your acid puking fatality! I renounce thee Goro, and your four arm hit combo! I renounce thee Raiden, and your lightning lunge! I renounce thee Liu Kang, and your bicycle kick!
Renouncing every spell and magical feat from the PHB could be time consuming. I'll contact you again next week.
Dude, you're like, sixteen years too late.
Mortal Kombat had its time in the sun in the mid-90s.
@Bryan65:
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Sure, Mortal Kombat is a shitty game, but...it's not demonic. Well, some of the games have controls so bad you could claim they were issued forth from Hell by Satan himself.
Some of the characters for this game are names of demons (Moloch being one).
I didn't even know Moloch was in MK until I read this. Kahless, I am old.
GRRR...REPTILE!!!
"where magic and special powers are involved."
And yet, you want us to give the bible a free pass on this kind of stuff? Heh, don't think so.
I play Eve Online, some ship names are as follows: Ishtar, Hel, Nidhoggur, Astarte, Deimos, Arazu, Nyx, Thanatos
This must surely be the game of the devil!
You'll get my copy of MKII and the rest of the sinful games I own when you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.
By the way, let me introduce you fundies to a group of games named Shin Megami Tensei...
Friends,
I strongly recommend anyone that has read the Bible (whatever version) to renounce/repent of doing so. This book is demonic for sure. Some of the characters for this book are names of demons (Moloch being one). If you have ever read this book, I would renounce every character that you have ever read about and all the powers/abilities they had. I also would renounce their bloodthirsty genocide. Just be as thorough as reason leads you to be. Afterwards, command any associated evil spirits to leave in the name of sanity. I would also ask the natural order to deliver you from any remaining spirit that relates to this book - just to be doubly sure. I have been delivered from evil spirits that were there on account of reading this book.
If this information pertains to you, do a Google search for "Bible Characters," and then perform the renunciations I suggested. I imagine this would also apply for Islam and any other religion where magic and special powers are involved.
FixT
@ pyroclasm: Software, CAN, for the record, damn you. It makes you like video games MORE.
Anyone who's played Doom knows.
But in that case, being damned was a pretty kick-ass experience!
I am wetting my pants with sheer joy right now. This CANNOT be real. If it is real, how the hell was it typed up with proper syntax, grammar, and spelling? Someone who actually believed what this says could only use a keyboard by kicking at it feebly, since their entire torso would, as a logical necessity, be lodged up their own anus.
Good news, everyone!
A new M.K. is under development; it is the tenth title in the series, and has characters that are layered for dismemberment and disembowelment, and instead of memorizing all those dumb combos, you can actually make up your own(just like in real martial arts)!
By the way, as a prophet, I predict that within the next six or so months, every game-banging Fundamentalist in America is going to take up arms over the game, since the sheer brutality and barbarism of this game will top every other fighter in gaming history.
FIGHT!!!!!
But but... what about all those innocent kids who only learned of it because you mentioned it and insisted that they search about it, but were... err... fell under the seduction of the angel of light, Satan? Are you sure that you're not playing it in secret?? :D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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