["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]

I just want to marry you know an, average, regular guy. Not too much of this, not too much of that."

Translation:

"I want to marry a guy who is far enough to the right on the bell curve such that I am attracted to him, but far enough to the left that he feels I'm the best he'll ever do, and will be easy to manipulate."

Gaming women in their 30s is like Sun Tzu shit: feign vulnerability when you are armed to the teeth. When you have no options, pretend that you do, and when you do have options, pretend that you don't.