>THEY "jew'd" OUR FOOD
You find on the shelves of your supermarket, because you fancy such to go with the pork liver pate you've just put in your shopping trolley, a product - crackers - which proclaims 'A fine blend of English flour and Yorkshire water'. That's as white and Western as it gets, eh? The supermarket you're in has an aisle set out right now for Ramadan; if you don't leave said supermarket right now, you avoid that part like the plague. But worry not, the area you find said crackers is at the other end of the building, so you should be safe; even with the gender-neutral wedding cakes available/can be ordered from the bakery section nearby.
The crackers you've just selected, because their ingredients: just flour & water, are as far away as being Jewish as it's possible to be; English flour. Yorkshire water.
The supermarket you're in? Tesco's: they even have branches in Saudi Arabia, and you know how they hate Israel: despite Donald Fart moving the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. And his previous multi-billion dollar deal with the Saudi king.
Tesco's having that aisle for Ramadan; the British drink Vimto available for Eid Al-Fitr in Saudi Arabian branches.
...oh, and those crackers you've bought: made with English flour & Yorkshire water? Made in a major city where that water comes from: Leeds. Rakusen's Matzos; even says 'Not for Passover use' on the side, still have the 'Kosher' indication, and the seal of the Beth Din to certify they are; that Tesco's even sells their own brand of Kosher Baked Beans.
That supermarket you're in - with the aisle for Ramadan, and which has branches in Saudi Arabia - was founded by Jack Cohen. NEXT!
Better stop eating all fruits & vegetables: as they're Kosher too. Also, Halal. So many places I've seen which sells meat & poultry products which indicates they're Halal too. Even wedding cakes for heterosexual marriages use products that are Kosher, so they're out.
Still, there's always water. Oh, wait...!