James Wilson #fundie conservatism.referata.com

The breast is an organ that was originally designed by God to allow for female humans and primates (humans are NOT primates, contrary to the fundamental beliefs of Darwinism) to feed milk to their young. This seemingly innocuous organ, much like others, was corrupted by sin. Sin is known for allowing things like lions killing animals to eat them, instead of the animal kingdom living in harmony.
"Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience"- Colossians 3:5-6
"But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away"- Isaiah 64:6
The fall of man is notable because it has caused sin to come into the world, and rampant sin has occupied every last inch of land on the globe. Breasts, which were and still are organs designed to feed infants, have been corrupted by Satan to cause sickening men and particularly apostate women to lust after them as some sort of sexual object. Satan knows this, and Satan therefore spawned the evil succubus Taylor Swift to corrupt young men into the wicked ways of the flesh, and Satan did so by giving Taylor Swift perfectly circular and perky breasts that she flaunts at every possible moment in these low-cut outfits that are wastes of fabric that would have been better used to clothe naked children in Africa than to accommodate the lustful desires of sick minded perverts who subvert the will and the name of God to fit their own agenda.
The breasts of human females, much like thorns in gardens and predatory lions, shows that sin has the power to corrupt the good things that God created.

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