Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

The IQ-Sapping Virus

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(TRANSCRIPTION - this is just a picture of what is supposed to be Rod Serling)
For aficionados of the macabre, today marks a milestone. Our two realities have finally overlapped, and this is not the Twilight Zone. We're about to visit the set of a comedy show. They're as perplexed as you about the left's masochistic penchant for shooting holes in their liberal feet. Hold onto your hats, because this is that runup to a cataclysmic seven-year period we like to call...The Pre-Trib.)

HOST Listen up, men of the world--you're suffering from a mental disorder. It's called--being a man! [Laughter] No, I can't say that with a straight face, and no, I'm not making it up! Here's the solution: we all turn ourselves into women--or half-baked facsimiles thereof. [Crowd titters] [Turns to panel] Lou, here you have the so-called authorities on psychiatry, and they're all nuts!

LOU [Fellow comic] Just the latest domino to fall. They're pandering to various bases. If men go away, the radical environmentalists get their zero population growth. It has obvious appeal to the gay and trans groups. It also means half the conservatives disappear. And feminists get rid of the father figures they hate so much.

HOST Katya--even Gillette has gone anti-man! Now I have to buy brand-X stuff to shave with!

KATYA [Blonde reporter] They get so much joy from spewing their hate that they're willing to alienate half their fans or customers. I dunno--it's like they're infected with a virus that makes them go all stupid and self-destructive. [Laughter]

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(TRANSCRIPTION - Picture #2 (Serling again)
Our blonde reporter is half right. The infectious agent is courtesy of that master bioterrorist who specializes in IQ-sapping spirit poison. But alas, like all mad scientists and their cult followers, he'll suffer the same ultimate fate, with a twist. This time, the actors don't take off their makeup and go home. They'll have all eternity to reflect on rejecting the One who could have snatched them from the abyss...in The Pre-Trib.)

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