[Commenting on <a href="http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10026 " target="_blank">his bizarre prophecy</a> set for March 19]
Something happened on 19 March 2006! It was a day we will never forget just as predicted. The reason why it is an unforgettable day for those who have "minds" to remember, will be explained in the future by translating prophetic warnings and promises from the Bible.
Revelations of the Word do not come easy for scholars with closed minds! Preparation for "intellectual reasoning" to enable comprehension can start by considering these statements:
(1) Earth calendars are no longer relevant, we are now measuring "time" by God's calendar.
(2) 19 March 2006 became the last Earth day when it ended at midnight; we have now entered sunlight and are in the crack of dawn of an eternal Spirit day.
(3) Years as previously measured by days in the old world are but a vapor to be burned away by "fire" at the start of this eternal new day in a new world. Read Malachi 4:1 again.
It was a NEW DAY when a man entered the house he had purchased. The rooms were littered with trash, the glass windows were stained, and the putrid odor of filth was a stench to his nostrils. The trash was removed and burned; the windows were washed clean; the doors were opened to allow fresh new air to expel the old -- and he was then satisfied, knowing his home had been made worthy for his family to enter.
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David D.G., I agree. Although it is a lot easier to get yourself committed if you have good insurance and the ability to pay for your stay. A lot of tottally crazy people without means of paying for treatment are dumped on the street, while relatively sane people are held against their will.
I wonder wehat Elijah's situation is?
I remember this was the guy that predicted the rapture or return of christ earlier in March. Frankly, this looks like a kind of back peddling to me.
And as to that last paragraph, apparently he neglected his chores in anticipation, it didn't happen, and now he has to clean up his house.
Still, I think you all are right about some mental instability here.
ryan, you're absolutely right. Mental health is a luxury - even people with serious, dangerous mental illnesses are just fending for themselves if they can't afford to pay for treatment. Until they seriously hurt themselves or others, they're just human debris.
Hey wait, number 2 confuses me. I mean, which time zone? All of them in turn? I mean, is this some sort of fucking "end of days" or Santa rip-off?
No, see hi prediction is going to come true soon. Sure he said it would be on the 19th of March, but he menat the 19th of March on God's magic God Calender, not your irrelevant Earth calendars. (that fail to recognize the four days of a four sided earth)
Dear Elijah,
I hope you enjoyed your spring cleaning. Though, from the last part of your posting, I would guess that you need to improve your general living conditions. I, myself, plan on doing my cleaning this weekend and I suspect I will have an easier time as there would appear to be a lot less rubbish in my life than there is in yours.
P.
Wha? We're in what now? I may use this as an excuse the next time I'm late for an appointment.
"You only think I'm late because you puny mortals are still measuring time on your silly Earth calendars. I am, in fact, 10 minutes early according to God. You got a problem take it up with Him..."
Btw the comments had me in tears of laughter.
A fraud communicates false information on purpose, knowing that it is wrong.
People with delusions of grandeur and schizophrenics, however, believe the things they say, totally oblivious to their falsehood.
Which one are you saying that Elijah is, YWN?
Mad dog:A fraud communicates false information on purpose, knowing that it is wrong.
People with delusions of grandeur and schizophrenics, however, believe the things they say, totally oblivious to their falsehood.
Which one are you saying that Elijah is, YWN?
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He is a combination of the two. His delusions make him think he is a messenger of god but when anyone questions his sanity, he won't hesitate to do anything to strike back at his accusers to take the spotlight off himself. He once claimed that I threatened his family with physical violence and each time I posted the comment that he misinterpreted to be a threat so everyone could see the truth, he deleted it. He then started posting messages on his board under my name in another attempt to demonize me. He knew that was false information, so that was fraudulent. His "prophet" status was pure delusion. Did you know that he claims the song "Please Come To Boston" was written about him? LOL
As Tom Jones sang:
Why Why Why - Elijah?
Die Die Die - Elijah!
You are so sad, a stupid attention whore!
Fuck off Elijah, we just can’t take any more.
Fuck off Elijah, we just can’t take any more...
I had a hard enough time dealing with metric in the 3rd grade, now I need to know 'God's time'?
Shit! I missed the rapture, it is may 16th now. How am I ever gona get into hell with airport sequirty taking ages?
Screw the Japenise and Chinese, they get eternal darkness. They can eat the nocternal hamsters when they get there.
bjbj1991:
Shit! I missed the rapture, it is may 16th now. How am I ever gona get into hell with airport sequirty taking ages?
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The rapture was postponed after it was discovered that someone forgot to apply for the damn permit. Fundies everywhere are scratching their asses wondering what to do.
The rapture was postponed after it was discovered that someone forgot to apply for the damn permit. Fundies everywhere are scratching their asses wondering what to do
That's obvious isn't it.
How do you think rain dances were invented?
* If you dance for long enough it will rain. (duh, but anyway...)
* If it doesn't rain, you *obviously* didn't do it quite right.
Ergo: No rapture, the fundies will just jump and scream and shake a little louder!
(every day it doesn't happen just makes the poor deluded fools more convinced it will happen!)
Yep, they have a feeble, illogical excuse for everything. If a guy gets run over by a truck and survives, god healed him. If he dies, god called him home (nevermind that god made the truck run him down in the first place!)
I actually had one of Reesor's mentally challenged cohorts admit on a message board that education is the enemy of religion. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!
THE END IS NIGH!!!
Oh and all that has nothing to do with where in the world you lived?
In the polar regions, they have 6 months of day and 6 months of night.
SOMEBODY CALL A PRIEST!!
I am sure I've seen Elijah floating around the streets of downtown Boston, preaching/screaming at anyone who would listen that the end is near, we are in the End Times, repent. His mental health state is not the best, and he spends his nights in a shelter or on a park bench. Mental health is indeed as important as physical health, look what happens when you ignore it.
I am sure I've seen Elijah floating around the streets of downtown Boston, preaching/screaming at anyone who would listen that the end is near, we are in the End Times, repent. His mental health state is not the best, and he spends his nights in a shelter or on a park bench. Mental health is indeed as important as physical health, look what happens when you ignore it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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