3 Anonymous Cowards #sexist godlikeproductions.com

[Note: Three separate posts, bolding in originals]

List of female PR phrases

I don't wear make up for men I wear it for myself
Translation: I wear makeup to increase my sexual market value and get attention from men but I don't want to admit I'm superficial.

It's not easy to just leave an abusive relationship
Translation: I didn't want to leave him because he was such a chad but now I also want sympathy and attention from you simps.

personality and confidence are most important
Translation: A strong jaw and hunter eyes are most important.

You're not that ugly. Some girl out there will be lucky to have you
Translation: Don't even thinking about dating me or my friends you ugly subhuman, get the fuck away from me.

I like a man with passions and goals
Translation: I like a man who has a lot of money or going to make a lot of money and wagecucks for me.

I'm not even attracted to chad
Translation: I would lick chad's asshole but I'm sub 5 so he probably won't let me anyway.

I have depression
Translation: chad hasn't texted me back

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Oh he's just a friend
Translation: He is the back up I keep here in case I want to cheat on you or leave you

The first thing we notice about you is your shoes.
Translation: The first thing we notice about you is your height and face.

I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
Translation: I just want to friendzone you and have you around for emotional support while I look for Chad dick to suck.

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You're a creep
Translation: You're ugly and I think you're interested in me. Fat chance.

You're so disrespectful
Translation: You're disrespectful of my prescense because you're ugly

I want to rescue him
Translation: He's a POS but idk because he's chad

I want someone to sweep me off my feet
Translation: Not only do I demand chad but I also demand he be a stellar human being

You don't understand what its like being a woman
Translation: My life is hard because only Brad agreed to fuck me today, not Chad

You're such a nice guy.
Translation: You're ugly. Fuck off.

You're so quiet.
Translation: You're ugly. Fuck off.

You'd be perfect for another girl.
Translation: You're ugly. Bother someone else.

You treat me so much better than Chad.
Translation: Please continue lavishing me in validation while I fuck n' suck an actual human being.

Improve yourself.
Translation: Slave your life away so you can't even think about anything else than being a reliable betabux provider.

NO FUCKBOYS
Translation: Looking for fuckboys (i.e, Chad)

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