Today's Laugh 3-26-19
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(Picture shows in the corner a CNN broadcast titled "Mueller Strikes Out". In the foreground is Obama, unconscious, and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders geting drunk.)
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Those people are supposed to be Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton?
Also, I don't know how Bernie Sanders does actually look like, but he looks completely different from how Mick Williams has drawn him in the past.
Mick's art always seems to get better in some ways and worse it others, and then gets better in different ways and worse in other different ways, never getting anywhere, like an Escher Stairwell. It's like he has very little talent, but still tries extra hard to do a "realistic" look even though he can't keep a consistent style. Ironically his characters are usually easier (at least for me) to recognize when he's just half-assing it.
Gee, it's almost like the reaction Rethuglicans had when Hillary wasn't indicted.
In any event, given the number of indictments handed down, I wouldn't say that Mueller "struck out." The main thing that seems evident from his report is that The Donald is very skilled on getting others to do his dirty work and maintaining "plausible deniability."
The Mueller report hardly exonerated Trump, in case anyone's wondering. While it didn't show definite evidence of collusion, it didn't declare him innocent, either. But at least now we can get back to investigating Hillary's emails and Benghazi.
The Democrats 'drunk'? But only on power .
Over your 'Emprah' who is now their bitch.
...oh, and said bitch's President of Vice Mike Penis has just said that the US should put astronauts back on the Moon (quote) 'By Any Means Necessary'. Well, thank you Dickboy, thank you: and not just for the means to completely obliterate - since the last few years - the Trumptard troll 'Flat Header' contraritards' right to think the way they do.
'By Any Means Necessary', you say? Orion. The launch vehicle for such, nay, the lander etc in which to beat the new Space Race against CNSA's completion of their Gemini-esque Shenzhou mission, now their Chang'e IV-based CLEP one: even with Liu Yang as the first woman on the Moon?
By Any Means Necessary, eh? Well, there's only one way: and don't forget who controls Congress.
No 'Wall' Soup for you , Dick Willy & co. [/Funding Nazi]
@Zinnia
He also draws news anchors with no ears.
Besides; What's stopping the Dems from having Mueller testify before Congress and set the record straight? Mueller's still awesome....it's just that Barr's in the way.
Finally; There's a ton of others investigating the Trump Train....and they can't be interfered with by guys like Barr!
We WILL be seeing the Trump clan and their cronies in orange jammies, soon enough. Justice will be served!
Gee, the 4 page summary of a report that must be roughly the length of War and Peace that remains unavailable to the public written up by the guy hand picked by Trump that he had to completely disregard the chain of succession and senate confirmation to appoint to Jeff Sessions' position after giving sessions the boot for refusing to illegally dismiss the probe that he doubtlessly appointed specifically because on live television Barr openly discussed ways he would sabotage the investigation hastily glossed over a multitude of crimes to twist Mueller's note that he leaves the final conclusion up to his superiors as to whether any of the acts he uncovered constitutes crimes as exoneration... despite that same note specifically saying that nothing he found exonerates Trump of anything he's been accused of and all of the really illegal shit already out in the open and associates already charged with crimes related to those actions.
I just might have a heart attack and die of not surprise.
Is it a surprise that these morons are distributing the official RWTP straight from the White House as if they were fact?
Yeah, it's all over. Trump is innocent... And we should all trust the guy who was given the name Coverup-General Barr in the 90's for his ability to make Republican investigations disappear into thin air. Clearly he isn't trying to cover anything up THIS time...
And I guess we're all supposed to ignore that despite the report "clearing" Trump, AND Trump saying he doesn't care if it's released or not, both Barr and Republican scumbag Mitch McConnell insist that no one should be allowed to see the report. Mitch even said on the floor of the Senate that the fully released Mueller report would "help Democrats continue the witch hunt" or some bullshit like that. Geez, Mitch, why don't you just come out and say "The report is full of crimes, and it is my job as Senate Majority Leader to make sure Trump never has to answer for any of them!"
To point out a few things
1) The investigation was looking into how Russia hacked us. The evidence Mueller followed. And he did a damn good job
2) he has been able to pass to prosecutors information which can open up even more investigations into Trump and his campaign
3) It was worded such that Trump is not exonerated. We also don't know what's in the report.
So once again Mick is wrong. In every way and very short sighted
What I find hilarious is that Trump and the GOP are gloating and celebrating yet there's a lot more....and even more damning....investigations coming....and those guys can't be touched by Barr. The GOP isn't only evil, it's incredibly stupid.
In speaking of stupid; I'm going to submit something involving Sen. Mike Lee and Ronald Reagan riding a dinosaur.
In speaking of stupid; I'm going to submit something involving Sen. Mike Lee and Ronald Reagan riding a dinosaur.
LOL, that was a hilarious series of images, wasn't it? Ronald Reagan on a Velociraptor, Tauntauns from The Empire Strikes Back, FUCKING AQUAMAN from Super Friends... And Mike Lee showed all those goofy images to show that rather than worrying about climate change, Americans should be getting married and having MORE CHILDREN!
... Fucking morons.
What I find hilarious is that Trump and the GOP are gloating and celebrating yet there's a lot more....and even more damning....investigations coming....and those guys can't be touched by Barr.
Trump's current plan is to try and strip all Democratic investigators of their security clearances (an idea Fox came up with and had Hannity feed to him yesterday). Unfortunately for his dumb ass, being a House member means you automatically qualify for security clearance (same ideas if you're the President, moron; do you really think they'd give you clearance otherwise?)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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