Back when I was wrangling niggers for a living, I was booking one into the city jail. The jailer asked this spook for his full name to which he responded that his middle name was "nimmon." The jailer then asked the spook to spell his middle name, it replied "N-M-N." It went on to explain this unusual name by stating that the last time it was arrested, the PO-lice gave it a middle name because it didn't have one.

What this moron was talking about was the abbreviation for "no middle name." It actually thought we had assigned it a middle name because it's mammy didn't give it one at birth.