911twoofer #fundie rt.com

The Almighty could have adjusted the tectonic plates gently but the Japanese are spending too much time and concentration on video games instead of spiritual matters. For example,the creators of Super Mario if they had spent all that super brain and energy on the spiritual path, the world could have had at least two spare masters on top of the 313 required to keep the balance. The Chinese need to draw their USD reserves and use them to foster spiritual progress within their country, or they might also end up with a heavy yin and yang blow in their headlong rush for the material.

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