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I signed up exclusively to post this thread and share my thoughts on this strange folk the German is. Let´s start with some lies the German tells on a daily basis and some truths:

-He is not racist: Of course Germans are racist. Do you really think that the remains of the NSDAP propaganda are easy to erase from the collective opinion? Did Germans always think they were the best, the superior ones? Or is it a consequence of the nazi regime? German superiority is a fallacy born out of the lack of respect other European nations had towards Germanic peoples (the ancestors of today´s Germans, among others). Germans are the most racist Europeans. They just don´t show it. German women will glady let a dark skinned man have sex with them, but they won´t see it as anything serious. For them, dark skinned men are simply less developed beings and tools for pleasure. The German men will gladly start relationships with Asian or Latin american women just for the kick their exotic look give, not because of true love.

-Germans aren´t cold. It´s an stereotype= It is more than a stereotype. Germans are indeed cold and "dry". They don´t show any affection to their children, which grow being constantly yelled at, punished at and not being cared for. They in turn will grow to be as bad as their parents were. Germans don´t know what love is. The society condemns showing feelings openly. No wonder 30% of the population suffers from some kind of affective disorder.

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-Germans are civilized: If you believe this, then you have never been to Mallorca or any place in this world where Germans go to on vacation. They are loud, arrogant, aggressive and will complain about everything. This is by no means the worst. The worst happens when they get drunk and start defecating in public, or puking everywhere, or having sex wherever and whenever they want.

-Germans appreciate order and cleanness: This is another widespread fallacy regarding Germans. The German will indeed like his workplace to be symmetrically ordered and clean, but he himself will smell like a mix of sweat and shit. Many Germans won´t wash their hands after a bowl movement. Many don´t shave their pubic zone. MAny don´t use deodorant. Many don´t take a shower daily and/or change underwear. Germans don´t brush their teeth regularly. Germans don´t use perfumes. Germans like the smell of shit. Ever searched for German porn on the internet? Have you seen how much they love feces and urin on their bodies? Germany produces the world´s most disgusting porn, only after Japan, probably.

-Germans are attractive: Germans are not attractive, not even in comparison to other Germanic peoples. Dutch people look better, Danes too. Germans have got clear eyes and light hair, and that´s about it. Their faces are often wrinkled (young people too) and disproportioned. The facial features aren´t appealing and the bodies are also irregular. German women tend to have a bad skin and manly features. German men tend to look feminine and don´t care about it.

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