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Quote# 82731

There is a soft drink company, believe it may be Pepsi, that is using aborted baby cells to flavor pop. When you think they have hit bottom..look out..the bottom is still a ways to go

Mom2ten, Rapture Ready 199 Comments [7/22/2011 6:11:51 AM]
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Quote# 72079

[On Obama's birth certificate.]

I don't give a shit WHAT "America" has concluded. I AM an "American" and I DEMAND PROOF. I couldn't give two shits whether anyone else WANTS to know the truth, or if they've taken the chicken shit, cowards way out and said "well, whats done is done". I am NOT one of those that are saying it.

I am one of the people that is saying "Show me the fuking birth certificate, and if he CAN'T, then I want his char-coal colored fuzzy ass nailed to the fuking wall and EXECUTED for the communist, treasonous, usurping CRIMINAL I believe him to be!"

Want to label that "hate speech", knock yourself out. What ever makes you feel warm and fuzzy, I don't give a shit. it IS "hate speech". Because I hate ANYONE that has made it his life's goal to destroy my country. I hate ANYONE that feels they have the right to wipe their ass with the constitution of this country. And I hate ANYONE that will apologize for, make excuses for, and other wise PARDON that treasonous piece of shit that's currently occupying the White House!

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 128 Comments [4/7/2010 2:10:56 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 63373

If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).


Planets don't EXIST, if the sun's light could reach ten's of millions of miles passed Earth reaching Mars no-body would be getting any rest at night, there would still be light, and there would be no GOD

Punisher, godlikeproductions 108 Comments [6/21/2009 1:01:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Dudely

Quote# 76896

Genetics is the satanic science" if you wish to call it that. Nothing is more proven of this in the last harry potter (propaganda) film, when you can see in the opening scene, which features Young Harry Potter first talking he mimes "fucking n*ggers" I was shocked by this, but if you play the sound backwards, and his speech he openly declares his love for "Satan's cock" don't just take my word for it. reverse Potter's statemtent 32 minutes and 23 seconds in to the film the fourth film. Coincidence i don't think so.
Black "friend" is merely of the homosexual Hogwarts buddies, purely use him as a tool for sexual deviance (interracial orgies), same goes for Emma watson, the filthy whore of babylon. Again this can be linked back to satanism unfortunly

Personally i wouldn't allow any children near this shit, its almost as bad as Scooby doo (the obvious sexual connotation there, and street slang used for when homosexuals gather in californian parks in the summer time and eat their faeces.

Also remember, it reaches are subliminals, and sub concious mind when they only have gatherings and events which mainly consist of white people. Think about it. Satanic black masses, most homosexuals are in fact white men, church services, the police and military ... The white male institutions are spearheading the NWO and domination of the human spirit.

cpfc12, DavidIcke.com 78 Comments [10/13/2010 3:29:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 104

Quote# 89685

[On how viruses were supposedly invented by Jews in order to kill off non-Jews]

The technology for genetic manipulation has been around since the pyramids were built. I agree jews are not exactly smart, just manipulative and underhanded, but most viruses didn’t show up until the late 1700's to early 1800's at best. Yes, they were fully capable of creating these things at that time.

Viruses are NOT living things, and do NOT reproduce in nature. A virus needs a host to reproduce. A virus can not move or do anything on it’s own. In fact, a virus wouldn’t do anything if YOUR CELLS did not reproduce it and run it’s instruction set. On that note, viruses are nothing more than a set of instructions. They are a non-living strand of DNA/RNA wrapped in a protein with a specific delivery vector. They have absolutely zero reason to exist in nature, and did not exist until man (or non-human jews) created them and released them on mankind.

Subverted Nation (Adam Austin), Subverted Nation 25 Comments [9/21/2012 3:16:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 101

Quote# 67329

You know, I think I need to pen a post regarding the fact that slavery actually never existed in the United States. Did you all know that African-Americans descend from African immigrants who arrived in North America during the 16th century after a famine in Africa forced them to find more fertile lands? It's true. Apparently, this nonsense about slavery and the so-called "Civil Rights" movement of the 1960s was a complete sham, orchestrated by a small minority of extremist Afro-Americans bent on world domination.

I'm telling you - I've met with a couple of African Americans who told me all about this. And what they told me just flew in the face of everything I've ever read in history books, etc. Really incredible that there actually never was a single slave in either North or South America.

Anatasio Blanco, babalu 54 Comments [11/6/2009 10:34:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 101

Quote# 76201

Christianity from its very inception was and is nothing more than a program. The agenda of this program is for the destruction of Aryan peoples (descended from the God known as "Satan") using occult powers, and for the eventual enslavement of all remaining races with the top Jews in total control. The Jews have been using black magick against the Gentiles who have been powerless to fight back, for centuries. This knowledge was forcefully and systematically removed from Aryan peoples by the "Inquisition" where Aryan priests and spiritual leaders such as the Druids and many others were tortured to death and murdered en masse. The White race suffered the most with the "witch trials" where entire villages were nearly wiped out in Europe, namely Germany.

*Any Gentile who erroneously believes or even argues that the Jews are not a race, needs a serious reality check. The Jewish reptilian genes are passed onto Jewish offspring from a Jewish mother. Orthodox Jews only recognize Jews being born of a Jewish mother as legitimate Jews. We have heard of "half Jews" "quarter jews" "part jews" but one does not state "I am a half Catholic" or how about a quarter Lutheran, or maybe "part Muslim" "or that there is some 'Buddhist blood' in the family. Also, as George Lincoln Rockwell once stated- "You can draw a picture of a Jew, but you can't draw a picture of a Catholic or a Protestant."

Maxine Dietrich (AKA Andrea Herrington), The Black Sun 666 76 Comments [9/21/2010 5:20:48 AM]
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Quote# 72700

[It's a FSTDT-CSTDT-RSTDT trifecta! Be sure to look at the whole thing.]

"We wonder today if there are people alive today who have the same bloodline factor that Jesus (Yashua) was born with and I SAY YES. They represent about 10% of the global populations and can be found primarily in the United State but on all continents as well."

"These descendents have a rare blood factor and have prehistoric ancestors that can be found when we track back to an area in the world known as the “Garden.” These original people groups on earth were what we refer to today as the original Scandinavian race. Believe it or not, the oldest mummies all over the world had blonde hair, which also tells us that our original ancestors were Scandinavians. I mean all of us. It does not matter what color your skin is today, all of your original ancestors on earth were Scandinavian."

[It goes on...]

Myron Holter, holybloodline.blogspot.com 44 Comments [5/3/2010 12:28:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Mira

Quote# 79241

I believe there are actually two, identical moons that rotate the earth, one exactly opposite the other. The Moon actually orbits at half the speed we think it is and is closer than we believe. That is why we get TWO TIDES per day and not just the one we would get if there were just one moon.


There is actually one real moon (that the astronauts landed on) and a fake spaceship moon, positioned at exactly the opposite side of the earth. That is why we never see two moons at once.


manonthemoon, DavidIcke.com 61 Comments [2/4/2011 4:43:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 75
Submitted By: Elliott W.

Quote# 79475

It's really quite hilarious to see this unfold: Homeopathy skeptics and vicious Big Pharma attack dogs are running around the globe in ludicrous demonstrations where they consume huge doses of homeopathic remedies in public and then claim that because they don't die of an "overdose," these medicines therefore don't work.

Notice that they never consume their own medicines in large doses? Chemotherapy? Statin drugs? Blood thinners? They wouldn't dare drink those. In fact, today I'm challenging the homeopathic skeptics and other medical fundamentalists to a "drink-a-thon" test to see which medicines will kill you faster. But we'll get to that in a minute...

Mike Adams, Natural News 51 Comments [2/19/2011 4:15:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 73

Quote# 86074

[On Gifford shooting]


…..this was not a coincidence. What if, Gabrielle Gifford was, without her knowledge, used as unwilling pawn in a perfidy game for political pocket change, for blood libel? [b[What if[/b] they did the same with Loughner? What if both Gifford and Rolls have been equally target; Gifford to be injured in order to use her as poster girl against the Tea party and Rolls to shut him down on his lawsuit. And what if the other victims were unplanned unfortunate collateral damage caused by a “gone-wild” Jared Lee Loughner.

History is full of assassins used by governments and Intelligence Services accepting a certain amount of collateral damage.

The more I think about this the more I come to the conclusion that Sarah Palin was and is the only person that looked through this deviant plan by calling it what it was: BLOOD LIBEL.


tclehner, From the Mind of Tom Lehner 68 Comments [2/16/2012 5:34:12 AM]
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Submitted By: truthinScience

Quote# 74559

Look, even Power Rangers knew the truth of Reptilians and tried to teach kids about it:

The "Green Ranger" has a reptilian costume and his giant robot is the reptile. He's dedicated to tricking the heroes that he's on their side but he's obviously evil to the viewer. He eventually comes out in the open as pure evil.

It's not just a show about people in silly costumes, they're trying to tell you something.

penpencilpaper, Indigo Society 62 Comments [7/20/2010 8:22:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 65

Quote# 62379

[One can look at the land masses today and see that they can go together to form a single land mass.]

That's a lie - Scientists shrink the continent of Africa by 40% to make it fit the one land mass theory! Scientists will twist and turn anything to suit their agenda and gain a good pat on the back from the fellow contempories! Satan at work again.

sissco, ThEndTimes 89 Comments [5/17/2009 6:34:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 60

Quote# 85486

Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama’s background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama’s participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army. It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.

They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program. In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames’ class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.

As many as seven parents of the ten students, all with ties to the CIA, audited the class. They included Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who was the chief technical liaison between Parsons and the CIA on Tesla-based teleportation; Thomas Stillings, an operations analyst for the Lockheed Corporation who had served with the Office of Naval Intelligence; and Mr. Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, who carried out assignments for the CIA in Kenya and Indonesia.

From 1981 to 1983, the young attendees then went on to teleport to Mars via a “jump room” located in a building occupied by Hughes Aircraft at 999 N. Sepulveda Boulevard in El Segundo, California, adjacent to the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).


When they then first teleported to Mars in Summer 1981, the young Mars visitors confronted the situation that Major Dames had covered at length during the class the previous summer – that one of their principal concerns on Mars would be to avoid being devoured by one of the predator species on the Martian surface, some of which they would be able to evade, and some of which were impossible to evade if encountered.

Alfred Lambremont Webre, Exopolitics 40 Comments [1/9/2012 4:01:28 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid

Quote# 74098

I personally believe that UFO sightings which are not accountable for under natural causes or of earthly construction are demonic. In the case of visible sightings of physical air/space crafts, why are the pilots of these crafts, (if they are occupied that is,) so very consistently illusive? If they are occupied by intelligent, higher order beings from within, (or even perhaps from without,) our galaxy, then they of necessity possess an impressive degree of profound intelligence, so then why are they not acting intelligently with us? They obviously are aware that they are at the 3'rd planet from our sun (!!!), and must surely also know that we know that they are here, so why continue to play this childish game of hide and seek as though they were still trying to keep their presence here a secret, when it should be clear to them by now that their presence has long been known? They seem to, (at times at least,) allow for their crafts to be visibly seen by humanity over populated areas, while almost never allowing the occupants themselves to be seen....why? Why do they almost invariably allow for the crafts to be seen but not the operators of those crafts? If they were manned by spirits from hell though, this terrible possibility would instantly explain for their reluctance to have what is inside of the crafts identified. And, from what I have learned so far of how demons operate in general...they all tend to be very, very illusive, and for a very good reason.

hlaltimus, christianforums 59 Comments [7/1/2010 3:08:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 59

Quote# 88759

This information about hair has been hidden from the public since the Viet Nam War...

...Hair is an extension of the nervous system, it can be correctly seen as exteriorized nerves, a type of highly evolved 'feelers' or 'antennae' that transmit vast amounts of important information to the brain stem, the limbic system, and the neocortex.

Not only does hair in people, including facial hair in men, provide an information highway reaching the brain, hair also emits energy, the electromagnetic energy emitted by the brain into the outer environment. This has been seen in Kirlian photography when a person is photographed with long hair and then rephotographed after the hair is cut.

C. Young, Sign of The Times 42 Comments [8/5/2012 3:54:14 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 92392

How to find a Neanderthal woman.

Neanderthal type women can be found in many Jewish establishments, for Judaism is the preferred "religion" of the Neanderthal hybrid women. Once at a Jewish establishment, observe foreheads. Compare the foreheads of the Neanderthal with the Homo sapien on the left. The more you observe, the better you will become. Soon, you will find it easy to spot them.

Jewish women carry the gene for mitochondria that Neanderthals prefer, as part of their ongoing eugenics and species war program. Homo Sapiens might be able to subvert the attempted takeover of their ancient species by watering down their genes, so to speak, with Homo Sapien genes. Finding a Jewish girlfriend, marrying her, and having her children would be one way to do this.

The only problem I personally see with this line of thought is that the next ice age is returning rapidly. The Neanderthals have survived several ice ages whereas the Homo Sapien came out of the last ice age only 30,000 years ago, in the second half of that period. In effect, the Neanderthal Hybrid Jew is more suited to the 100,000 survival instincts needed for an ice age. Given technology today, however, it's quite possible that Homo Sapiens can prepare for it too and do better than Neanerthal ever did. That's actually the plan I'm banking on. Fighting with Jews all the time, however, makes it annoying and almost impossible to prepare. They smart and they know how to do psychological warfare. I'm one of the few homo Sapiens onto their game.

Rick Potvin, RickPotvin.com 25 Comments [2/1/2013 4:27:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 80071

CNN deliberately doesn't tell you what direction Japan moved because if they did it would falsify Plate Tectonics.

Oil Is Mastery, Oilismastery.blogspot.com 45 Comments [3/17/2011 4:47:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 55
Submitted By: Jeffery Keown

Quote# 65067

The Sickening Facts About Obamacare

#1) A National Health identification card will be issued to all Americans.

#2) You can keep your current doctor IF the government medical boards allow it.

#3) You can keep your current insurance IF your insurance company does not go out of business because they can't compete with the new government-backed alternative.

#4) Virtually everywhere you find nationalized health care around the world, you find very substantial health care rationing. It will be the same under Obamacare.

#5) Just like in the U.K. and Canada, government bureaucrats will decide who gets care and who doesn't, and therefore they will often decide who lives and who dies.

#6) If the government does allow you to get care, in order to control costs government bureaucrats (and not your doctor) will decide what treatment you will get for your condition. If they decide the treatment you need is not "cost-efficient" then you are sore out of luck.

#7) The bureaucracy required to run Obamacare will be a nightmare of unprecednted magnitude and it will quickly send federal deficits into the stratosphere.

#8) Obamacare will FORCE Americans to get health insurance. If you do not get health insurance you will be subjected to extremely heavy fines.

#9) It has been confirmed that elective abortion will be covered for all Americans. Because this is what health care is all about now - eugenics.

Revelation1412, RR 129 Comments [8/22/2009 2:30:13 PM]
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Quote# 83213

To keep you paying your voluntary income taxes to the private foreign jewish "Federal" Reserve Bank. They prefer that to violent Revolution and hanging them till their heads pop off like we did to "Saddam Hussein".

The problem with robots is there's no air on Mars so how the frak do robots land on Mars using PARACHUTES?

It's impossible to land on Mars or Moon using rockets, just like its impossible to take off from the Moon using a teeny tiny itty bitty rocket BETWEEN THE ASTRONOTS LEGS AT PENIS LEVEL WITHOUT ANY SOUND AND WITHOUT ANY FIREBALL/EXHAUST.

NASA's blue sky on "mars" looks just like Earth, ie Antarctica

NASA!!!...Psy-op, Photoshop, Terra-forming... What's Up, NASA?

This is the only thing your loving govt is really good at:

So STFU in the land of the coward and home of the slave

PIRATENEWS, Fireflyfans.net 52 Comments [8/15/2011 5:27:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 53

Quote# 78040

I'm starting to believe that those Tibetan Monks are sellouts, just like The Hopi people. Flame me for this comment, but I feel that it is a valid one. For goodness sakes, these monks, they know the way to Shamballah, and that are keeping their lips sealed to the masses, but they make back door deals with genocidal psychopaths like Hitler and Stalin. How else do you think Hitler found out about the hollow earth, and the antigravity bell? Tibetans told him, in exchange for gold.

Everything we see, is planned, already in the works.

leira7, Above Top Secret 41 Comments [12/15/2010 12:29:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 52
Submitted By: Lolwut?

Quote# 93482

Have you ever wondered why these psycopaths are so obsessed with depopulation and creating DNA databases? What’s the point to collecting DNA information if they’re planning to kill more than 90% of the population?


DNA screeners, like the TSA radiation scanners and verichip implants, make no sense unless seen in the context of a larger agenda.

Through centuries of interbreeding with aryans, cosmetic surgery, rhinoplasty jews strive to become more aryan looking. But jews don’t want to just LOOK aryan they want to BE aryans.

Their goal is to genocide the white race and destroy and degrade us genetically through interracial marriage/breeding, vaccines, genetically modified foods, radiation, poisons in food, water, and air, etc., while stealing and implanting our DNA so they will be the new aryan master race once the old aryans have been eliminated.

remain, The Occidental Observer 27 Comments [4/1/2013 3:34:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 52
Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 81378

Hey - smirk at Trump all you want. But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Yeah, I’m serious.

If it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Responsibility2nd, Free Republic 41 Comments [5/19/2011 3:54:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 51
Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 93043

The servants of the Dark Lord are the wizard Saruman, the nine Ringwraiths (former kings of men), the Orcs, and the Uruk-Hai. Saruman and the Ringwraiths are traitorous members of the races of the Fellowship. But who are the Orcs, the hideous, greedy, treacherous, squat, squabbling servants of the Dark Lord, who feast like maggots on the corpse of murdered nature, who swarm like cockroaches through the bowels of the Earth? They are Tolkien's equivalent of Wagner's Niebelungen, who are an allegorical representation of the Jews. And then there are the Uruk-Hai -- the tall, muscular, aggressive, stupid, black-skinned soldiers of the Dark Lord -- spawned and gestated in mud, and unleashed by Sauron and the Orcs to enslave and exterminate the fair races of the Fellowship.

As my companion and I drove away into the sprawling urban hell of Atlanta, I wondered aloud: "How can people watch a movie like that and then return to this without feeling profoundly alienated? How can they see such magnificent natural landscapes and such beautiful, organic buildings -- and then feel at home in this tacky, plastic cityscape? How can they see such serious, noble, idealistic people -- and then watch 'Friends' and 'Will and Grace'? How can they see such magnificent specimens of the White race -- and then contentedly rub elbows with Negroes, Mestizos, and Jews?"

If more people took Tolkien's world to heart, this world would be finished.

Thus it is a veritable miracle that this movie was made in today's culture. The Orcs will surely recognize the threat it poses. But there is nothing they can do now to prevent the rest of the trilogy from being made and released, for Peter Jackson made all three films at the same time!

Trevor Lynch, Vanguard News Network 17 Comments [3/10/2013 4:03:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 50

Quote# 92633


I wanted to tell my story on a forum that understands the alien world.

This has been going on since mid January.

We are farming folk and our farm is 200 miles from the city.

My wife goes to town once a month for groceries and provisions shopping.

about 75 miles from the farm we have a very long stretch of road straight and flat, and it happens on this road.

There is hardly any traffic and sometimes you don't cross another vehicle for 20 minutes or more.

She sees a very bright silver light on the horizon and it gets bigger and bigger.

She thinks it is a truck coming with headlights on.

Then there is like a metallic clunk and the radio goes dead and the car stops.

That's all she remembers, then her mind goes blank and when she regains her senses the car is stopped on the side of the road.

She has no normal visual recollection of anything but somehow, subconsiously she feels that she has been raped by some form of alien men. She can recall in her mind eye 2 men of caucasian appearence but about 2m tall and with dark skin and very light blond hair, almost white.

Good looking men but fierce and strong.

There is physical evidence of sexual interference because her panties are torn and the vagina has been used.

She wants to go and see the doctor and submit to an examination and she wants to have the fluid tested to see if it is like human semen, but I fear being made the butt of jokes in our small community once the story inevitably gets out.

Do you think it is some kind of alien abduction?

But why nobody else has reported similat events?

and why do they wait for my wife every month?
They must be able to track her car and arrive at this lonely spot in a very short time???

I am stumped.

[Cue even the crazies at Godlike Productions openly mocking him]

AUSSIE FARMER, Godlike Productions 50 Comments [2/12/2013 4:35:52 AM]
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Quote# 87183

M: Those who have been programmed have a locked-in three-year-old mindset which is the core of the programming. Say they’re eighteen or twenty years old and somebody comes up and knows the signal or says the code word to call out the three-year-old core. The person then goes into the three-year-old state to be sodomized, then the sodomites program into their minds what they want to program in, and when that person wakes up they probably don’t even remember that anything happened. Basically, a person reverts back to the three year old to be a total victim to the sodomy.

There are many ramifications of this. If you read the book by Cathy O’Brien, she says that a high-level politician gave her messages to take to the King of Saudi Arabia. The politician would access her sex alter, repeat the message, bring her out of that sex alter, ship her overseas, and when she got there the King would access her sex alter and get the message word for word from the high-level politician and return an answer. That basically is a picture -- she didn’t say it was sodomy but that’s what they do. Sodomy puts them into a trance where you can program in directly to the subconscious memory file without any interference of the conscious mind. Sodomy is what puts the person into that state where you can do it. They might even get them so highly programmed that they can just say the word or repeat the code.

Marion Knox, Whale 36 Comments [5/1/2012 6:06:26 PM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 78743

If this FEMA stuff is just conspiracy theory bunk, then why would a mainstream publication like Popular Mechanics even spend any time debunking it? Sounds more fishy than the Gulf Oil torpedo attack, I mean spill.

SavageNation, Popular Mechanics 50 Comments [1/13/2011 4:32:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 49

Quote# 82610

[Obama] is a fool and puppet for his Jewish plantation owner George Soros. His whole life was planned for him to include which schools to attend, the subjects to major in, churches to attend and I suspect who his wife would be. A shallow underachiever, overwhelmed by the task handed to him by his handlers. If Pelosi had not been around he would have failed miserably. In fact he is surrounded by women who direct his life. He will go down as the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House.

Rock, Moonbattery 35 Comments [7/15/2011 3:45:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Brendan Rizzo

Quote# 74105


Walt [Disney] grew up fascinated with the occult and in an abusive home situation. He was fascinated with cartoons, nature and children. He had an intuitive sense for quality cartoons that would appeal to children. At some point, the syndicate got him indebted to them. At that point he was their man. He owed them a debt that they held over him. In secret, Walt became a porn king. A victim remembers that he was sadistic and enjoyed snuff porn films. His interest in children was far from altruistic. The Hapsburgs of the 13th Illuminati bloodline had a sex salon in Vienna, where a porn photographer named Felix Salten worked. Felix Salten wrote a book Bambi, which was then translated into English by the infamous communist Whittaker Chambers. The elite were just beginning to form the roots for today’s environmental movement.


Disney has the appearance of Wholesomeness; this appearance is quite deceptive. A close study of Disney cartoons will reveal lots of violence that could not be depicted if the violence was actually real life & not animation. It’s the wholesome front which is one of the deceptions that makes Disney cartoons & films so dangerous. Yes, the image of Disney has been that its cartoons are wholesome. No wonder Illuminati mind-control programmers have laughed at how naive the American public is toward Disney. The Disney Gargoyles cartoons are a television series that is pure demonology. The story line is that a race of demons protects New York City. One of the Gargoyles is even named Demona. The Illuminati programmers are amazed at how stupid the masses of people are, and how easily deceived.

Fritz Springmeier, The Watcher Files 37 Comments [7/1/2010 3:08:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 48

Quote# 86343

Arpaio on Thursday unveiled preliminary results of an investigation, conducted by members of his volunteer cold-case posse, into the authenticity of President Barack Obama's birth certificate, a controversy that has been widely debunked but which remains alive in the eyes of some conservatives.

At a news conference, Arpaio said the probe revealed that there was probable cause to believe Obama's long-form birth certificate released by the White House in April is a computer-generated forgery. He also said the selective service card completed by Obama in 1980 in Hawaii also was most likely a forgery.

"We don't know who the perpetrators are of these documents," Arpaio said, although he said he doesn't think the president forged the documents.

Earlier, the 79-year-old Republican sheriff defended his need to spearhead such an investigation after nearly 250 people connected to an Arizona tea party group requested one last summer.

"I'm not going after Obama," said Arpaio, who has criticized the president's administration for cutting off his federal immigration powers and conducting a civil rights investigation of his office. "I'm just doing my job."

Joe Arpaio, Huffington Post 57 Comments [3/7/2012 6:00:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Brendan Rizzo

Quote# 83654

The Homosexuality Agenda The goal is to have a population of at least fifty percent homosexuals whilst the rest are majority bi-sexual. This will be achievable without civilization collapse as kids of Saturn will be created in the laboratory replacing children of God. This all ties into the Papal Nobility Hermetic mind frames. All in a H.G Wells free-love society. These Satanic creatures want rid of the idea of sexes just the same as they wish to remove the idea of race, nationality, individuality etc. Until forced sterilization and eventual creation of a new genetic modified being, homosexuality aids in curbing the population growth in line with the 'Global 2000' report needs whilst needing a source of kids due to lack of breeding. Study groups like the Department of Justice Pride.

The Unhived Mind, The Unhived Mind 28 Comments [9/7/2011 3:24:39 AM]
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Quote# 81726

You obviously don't know a thing about modern mind control. It is not done using satellites or radio broadcasts. Not directly anyways. That is obsolete technology and the old standby of aluminum foil shielding is useless. Now it is done using subliminal messages in your cell phones combined with minute doses of psychotropic molecules that readily bind to acetylcholine receptors. The agents are ingested and absorbed in the small intestines but are masked in the body by metabolites of aspartame or fructose.

scarville, Calguns.net 37 Comments [6/5/2011 1:10:56 PM]
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Quote# 64134

Libraries are a nice "end." I think libraries are great. But ends cannot be divorced from means. And the means of any public library is tax dollars -- dollars that were extorted under the principle of "Your money or your life." Pay your tax or go to jail. Nothing about them is free. Understand that while the driving force of the private sector is the creation of value, the driving force of libraries is the destruction of value. People are forced, if not at the point of a gun, then at the threat of the point of the gun, to pay for libraries whether or not they want to. And the difference between what they wanted to buy with their money and the library that they are forcibly stuck with is a destruction of value. Not only that, but the difference between the excellent private libraries that would probably exist if the market weren't flooded by inferior government libraries is a further loss of value.

Public libraries, as institutions that destroy value, destroy in some small way our ability to live our lives to the fullest. They represent houses of death and should be spat upon and cursed in the most creative language possible.

Public libraries are a scourge because they masquerade as a benevolent government program, a program that seemingly only the most extreme radical could oppose. Educate the public. Provide "free" books, movies, CDs, and Internet connections to anyone who wants or needs them. Provide reference material and disseminate knowledge to the public. Combat illiteracy. In short, public libraries supposedly better society and make the world a nicer place for everyone. And if public libraries are so great, then why not a public "this" or public "that," by extension?

Public libraries are at the heart of statism and the destruction of individual rights. They embody the premise that government can create value. But force cannot create. Wealth cannot be legislated. The truth is that aside from protecting individual rights, government can do nothing but destroy value at the point of the gun.

Jeff Landauer, Rebirth of Reason 77 Comments [7/20/2009 6:20:43 AM]
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Quote# 100491

The Enemy has been busy forcing others to have sex with them. They have a method of copying sex responses and placing these responses within penises and artificial vaginal canals. They copied my vaginal canal and orgasmic response, and placed that response into other artificial canals so that the enemy could insert it into themselves. They then reinacted the same process for the men using one of my lovers as a prototype.

For the past 3 months the enemy has been keeping the males as sex slaves, inflating their penises, and keeping them from leaving. The males sometimes are forced to have 20 or more orgasms in a 12 hour period. Meanwhile this is tied with the usual murder and mayhem and the males are sometimes tortured or murdered. For the past 24 hours they have been placing razor blades and sharp objects into one males penis and head. He’s been suffering very much.

Diana Napolis, Diana Napolis, M.A. 31 Comments [4/12/2014 3:39:13 AM]
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Quote# 79363

I feel that the show "Jeopardy" is a conspiracy. I consider myself to be semi intelligent and at least somewhat competant in a broad range of knowledge. But when it comes to Jeopardy I just can not see how people can know some of the answers that they know and over such a broad range of topics.

I beleive Jeopardy is a psycholigcal operation to make the United States look superior.

People normally have specialized knowledge, not a mastery in such a broad range of topics.

(Yes i am serious)

ImplementOfWar, Above Top Secret 44 Comments [2/10/2011 6:08:06 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 83076

the Draconians or Dracos have two main castes, the first of which is a warrior caste that are in the 7-8 foot range, who are apparently feared throughout the galaxy for their fighting abilities. The second caste are a ‘royal line’ of Draco Reptilians that he describes as ‘Ciakars’ which, because of their alleged size, psychic ability and alleged wings, might be confused as the proverbial Dragon if Collier is correct: The Draconians are a very large reptilian race, otherwise known as "the Dracs". There is royal line of the reptilian race called the Ciakar. They range from 14 to 22 feet tall and can weigh up to 1,800 pounds. They do have winged appendages and they are awesome beings. They're extremely clairvoyant and extremely clever, and they can also be extremely sinister.

There appears to be a strict hierarchy involving the Draco-Reptilians and other
extraterrestrial races so far described in this group. According to Thomas Castello, Reptilians from Alpha Draconis, the ‘Dracos’, are in command of the Earth based Reptilians. Earth based Reptilians are in turn in command of the ‘tall Grays’, who are in command of the short Grays. Interestingly, Castello also describes the Draconian ruling caste as Ciakars who are winged and therefore could be easily confused as dragons. Jefferson Souza, a Brazilian UFO researcher confirms the existence of a hierarchy involving the Grays and a Master Reptilian race.

coyotepoet , Above Top Secret 86 Comments [8/11/2011 9:10:41 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 71377

Barack Obama seems to be obsessed with the number thirteen. He recently commissioned thirteen teams of census workers to travel across our country in thirteen vehicles with banners promoting the 2010 census. Thousands of census workers are being hired temporarily with their average pay being around thirteen dollars per hour. In Obama's recent State of the Union Address, the President announced that money was being allocated to build thirteen new light rail systems that will create thirteen thousand new jobs. (1) There are so many more examples of Obama's obsession with the number thirteen that I could not mention them all in this newsletter. I must mention, however, that Barack Obama broke national tradition by refusing to give his State of the Union Address on January 20th. Instead, he chose the date 1-27-2010. In occult numerology everything is broken down to single digits, and zeros mean nothing. Thus, the date 1-27-2010 totals thirteen! This is all beyond the realm of coincidence!

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 55 Comments [3/6/2010 11:53:47 AM]
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Submitted By: ElwoodWV

Quote# 72716

[If you sort the comments from oldest to newest, this will be at the bottom of page 11]

Noah's ark being on Mount Ararat is nothing new. There is that supposed top secret photo that the U.S. Government kept hidden of the ark being there, largely covered in ice and captured by a spy satellite camera. Moreover, other explorers over the years have claimed the same location of the ark. But this appears to be the first major and highly funded research project - outside any government - to finally disclose what many have known for a long time. As to The Great Flood being the result of divine intervention is concerned, I am not buying it. A much more likely scenario and one backed up by growing archeological evidence, is that the flood was caused by a holocaust stemming from an ancient nuclear war between the Anunnaki and the Atalans (Atlanteans). The latter lost due to the much more powerful antimatter weapons of the Anunnaki; causing not only The Great Flood, which is documented in various ancient cultures, but also worldwide earthquakes and the tilting of the planetary axis.

paulrichard, Fox News 47 Comments [5/3/2010 3:41:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 70586

The germ theory of disease is a foolish hoax created by Louis Pasteur. It is a notion of nonsense that has confused millions of people and made billions for the pharmaceuticals with vaccines and tens of thousands of drugs or over-the-counter preparations. If one person in society should die of a “contagious disease,” the whole world population would expire.

Well, what about the flu epidemic shortly after World War I that killed 80 million people worldwide? According to the germ theory of disease, this flu should have killed everyone on earth. Of course, it didn’t and some people died in the same household where others did not. Why did this so-called “infectious disease” not infect the entire world population?

The answer is that disease is born of us and in us. If our immune system is strong and healthy, we could sleep with people dying with “contagious disease” and never even get sick. What a relief this is to know, but how difficult it is to get people to believe!

The germ theory of disease is nothing in the world but a commercial enterprise.

Disease comes from within. When the body is overly fatigued with excess stress, toxins and malnutrition, there is a breakdown of immunity.

A person’s nutritional status and hydration level is the prime determinant of health. Disease comes from within!

Bob Livingston , Personal Liberty Digest 43 Comments [2/18/2010 11:55:13 PM]
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Quote# 84620

The stories of Harry Potter and friends are a story channelled by JK Rowling from an alternate universe where a similar style of life happened, the only thing that has changed is the names. There are many writers and creaters who do this, take the Director James Cameron for example and his movie Avatar

Atheira, Indigo Society 39 Comments [11/3/2011 4:25:30 AM]
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Quote# 92093

Eric Bolling: Schools ‘pushing the liberal agenda’ by teaching algebra

Fox News host Eric Bolling on Wednesday accused some schools of “pushing the liberal agenda” for teaching an algebra lesson about the distributive property.

During a segment about “indoctrination in schools,” Bolling reminded viewers of a 2009 video of children chanting, “Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Barack Hussein Obama,” which outraged conservatives at the time.

“But even worse is the way some textbooks are pushing the liberal agenda,” the Fox News host explained, pointing to an algebra worksheet that Scholastic says gives students “[i]nsight into the distributive property as it applies to multiplication.”

“Distribute the wealth!” Bolling exclaimed, reading the worksheet. “Distribute the wealth with the lovely rich girl with a big ole bag of money, handing some money out.”

Co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle explained that the algebra worksheet had put her on “high alert” for the liberal agenda in her 6-year-old son’s curriculum.

“Barack Hussein Obama. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm,” Guilfoyle added to mock the so-called indoctrination video.

Co-host Dana Perino also expressed concern over an effort to stop children from role playing “cowboys and Indians” at Thanksgiving because experts say that “the historic enemy of Indians was not cowboys, but the U.S. government.”

“So it starts in third grade and guess what happens?” Bolling remarked. “Through their whole educational experience, they continually get indoctrinated, even through college.”

“Everybody has anecdotal evidence of this,” co-host Greg Gutfeld agreed. “I think the only way leftism can survive is through indoctrination because its number one adversary is reality. So you got to get them young and it’s perfect for kids. Paul Krugman’s logic is child’s play: Share your stuff… A lot of this comes from the teachers. They get their news from The Huffington Post and their antiperspirant from a health food store. This is the way they live.”

Bolling advised parents to read their children’s history books because his son’s textbook addressed the Iraq war “and they were very, very liberally biased, saying George Bush went in there because he heard there were weapons of mass destruction and they were never found. It was a very liberal bias to the history books.”

“There are science teachers that if they hear that if a student is questioning, like, any kind of climate change thing, they just, like, think you’re an idiot,” Gutfeld observed.

“You guys just gave two examples of things that are right,” left-leaning co-host Bob Beckel quipped.

Eric Bolling, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Dana Perino, Greg Gutfeld, and Bob Beckel, The Raw Story 42 Comments [1/16/2013 4:35:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 79753

[On Obama and environmentalism.]

Furthermore, I'm starting to wonder if Obama likes to use the word "green" a lot as a signal to his Muslim followers. Green is the Muslim color. It's on some of their flags and if you watch the uprisings, you will see a lot of green. Obama likes to say we should go "green" and cut "pork" projects. The muzzies love that schumer.

It seems to me that Obama and his minions are trying to stir up rebellions in every country. Then he can swoop in and save the world.

Jodie, Moonbattery 39 Comments [3/1/2011 4:55:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 84260

It sounds quite fishy one day out of the blue such a great would be dead by cancer. I honestly believe Steve Jobs did not die peacefully, and was murdered. So people may ask, ''who murdered Steve Jobs?'' and I tell you who. Those pigs at the american media and entertainment centers obviously ran out of lies and false information to feed to the american audience and so quietly ordered his assassination to make the public mourn while they roll in money like the filthy little swines they are.

This is just my opinion because of past experience and evidence, but what do you guys think of Steve Jobs death? Leave opinions.

Salandrin, MMO Champion 28 Comments [10/15/2011 4:16:47 AM]
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Quote# 83041

Every time more is revealed about the nightmare being created by that Kenyan-born traitor, it proves anew that the son of a bitch and his cadre of America-loathing thugs are desperate to create a police state before the 2012 election, with the goal of preventing it and giving himself a president-for-life position like every communist dictatorship has.

Why does he want to disarm the people? A: because when they finally turn off the "reality" shows and realize what that Stalin/Hitler wannabe is doing, they will topple him off of his media-created pedestal and take care of business as only Americans can.

He wants to make it impossible to resist him, and his uniformed street gang with their lust for power will in a heartbeat kill any citizen who dares to oppose El Presidente. You can be 100% certain that his brownshirts' oath will NOT mention protecting the constitution, but it WILL swear allegiance to Obama.

The FauxTUS is a lethally dangerous psychopath. The sooner he is LEGALLY deposed (that's for the fed goons who monitor sites such as WLD) and dealt with, the sooner we can begin to undo the damage that he has done.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 33 Comments [8/6/2011 5:10:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 62911

Yes, Homo sapien life was genetically jump-started on this planet about 300,000 years ago from a group of Zetan-Reptilians (the genetically manifested Zetan-Greys emerged later) who ventured here probably via Marduk/Planet X/Nibiru. Technically, they did not create humans, they mixed their DNA with the hominids here. At first, the result was a Homo sapien that was unable to reproduce. Continued experimentation corrected that problem. But their reasons for genetically manifesting humans were not noble: they simply wanted a slave race to mine for gold and it was less expensive to use live labor than their advanced robots which resembled living hominids. The archeological conclusions of Zecharia Sitchin and the findings of Linda Moulton Howe that are presented at the end of the Companion Tape of The Mysterious Origins of Man corroborate this.

Paul_Richard, Above Top Secret 55 Comments [8/2/2009 7:21:33 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 86066

President Barack Obama looks amazingly like Akhenaten the father of monotheism. Michelle Obama looks amazingly like Akhenaten's mother, Queen Tiye. Akhenaten had two daughters by Nefertiti They look amazingly like Malia and Sasha. The code names of Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance and Rosebud correlate well with the ancient depiction of the Royal Family.

Are the First Family clones?

I have been showing off my art work of Barack Obama as Akhenaten to see what people think. Admittedly, most of my friends already see the world differently than your average citizen. Let's just say they already come with a conspiracy bent. My hope is to instill wonder in our world and to say that things just might be a little stranger than you thought.
I would show my friends this picture and say, "What do you think?" Without any other comment.
They would say, "Well, he does look a lot like Akhenaten."
My jaw would dangle just a bit.
"OK, I understand that you do not know that this woman next to Barackhenaten is Akhenaten's mother, Queen Tiye."
"That's really her face?"
"I have done nothing to alter their faces. I simply found a photo that was facing the right direction and their mouth was closed. I cut the face in half and super-imposed it on the ancient busts."
"That is amazing!"
"It gets even stranger. I found that two of the six daughters of Akhenaten and Queen Nefertiti became Queens themselves...
I wait for it.
"They do look like Akhenaten's children!"
"Notice in this ancient frieze of Akhenaten and Nefertiti with their two girls, what is the other most prominent features of this picture?"

"Didn't Akhenaten worship the sun god Aten?"
"Oh, and the flowers."
"Exactly. Do you know the code names the secret service gave the first family?"
"Isn't that a secret?"
"I guess it should be but, no, it was in the news. Their names are Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance, and Rosebud."
"Radiance and Rosebud?"
"Absolutely. Here look for yourself."

"Well, what do you think now?"
"Are there family connections?"
Come on, what are the odds that a woman that looks exactly like the mother of Akhenaten would marry a man who looks exactly like Akhenaten and have two children that look exactly like the offspring of Akhenaten and Nefertiti?
As a child, my mind was open to wondrous possibilities. As I studied the pyramids and ancient astronauts, I learned that mummification had a mysterious property that we in the, then, 20th century could not reproduce. Our new mummies decompose. The ancient Egyptian mummies did not. I knew this allowed for the retrieval of a viable cell for cloning and I pondered if there would be some day when "they" would bring back the Pharaohs. I was thinking of some Armageddon script when the dead would walk the Earth. What I never thought of, was the clones coming out as the first family of America!
Today is a great day to live.

There are definitely questions of Barack's origins.
"Mr. Obama is not a natural born citizen." What kind of riots or Constitutional erosion would occur if this is true? The revolution is manufactured.
Were there other clones like Barack?

Freeman, The Freeman Perspective 33 Comments [2/16/2012 5:29:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 65682

You'll also notice that the marks on Obama's knees, which in the smaller black and white photo look like ordinary scrap marks typical of a kid of his age, now stand out more clearly and they somehow look "odd".

With the color added, you also notice the strange bumpiness of his hands that stand out more sharply. When I enlarge and crop these areas in the photos seen below, you will see very distinct images of etheric entities: some alien-looking, some human-like, and and others animal-like. The "bumpiness" of his hands, when enlarged, reveal the tell-tale reptilian feature of scale-like appearance to the skin. And within that scaly skin appearance are images of reptilian entities

Educate- Yourself.org, Educate- Yourself 36 Comments [9/12/2009 3:27:34 PM]
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Quote# 69901

Since most on here think I'm crazy, I'm going to propose a different theory.
We've been arguing on the forum about the possibility of a civil war here. Well, I've been thinking about it and I don't think there'll be one. Reason why, I don't think there'll be anybody left alive to have one. I got a couple of pieces of new information. Did you know that the U.S. Army has got their biggest recruting offices and basic training facilities in Mexico? They're training those troops for riot control in the U.S. This is in addition to increasing the U.S. forces to one million. That's more troops than we had in WW2. Then I read that Russia has enough deep underground cities to hold 85% of their population. That's 255 million people. China has been digging, too. They can put another 200 million or so underground. The U.S. has not been making any for the general population, just for the politicians and the rich folks. Here's what I think. I think this whole thing is a Communist plot to take over the world. Obama and his bunch call themselves 'socialists' but that means Communist. They want to save about 500,000 folks to be slaves and tend the crops and do all the labor in the world. Common sense says they're not going to want slaves that are apt to cause trouble. That means they're going to pick their slaves from people who are already slaves and used to it. Russians and Chinese have been slaves for hundreds of years and never rebelled. They sure don't want whites or blacks, they fight all the time. I think they plan on moving their slaves underground and then wiping out everybody on the surface, 100%. They're going to turn loose a plague or a series of them, starting with the swine flu, maybe Ebola Fever, and Anthrax. They'll use those foreign troops for riot control but they'll die, too. All of ours will, too. They'll stay hid out for a year or so, till the plagues are finished and come out and start their New World Order. Makes sense to me. KennyB

KennyB, Unexplained-Mysteries 44 Comments [2/1/2010 1:38:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Russell

Quote# 84364

We really are in the early stages of a communist revolution. Only those who have been to a communist country fully understand what this means, but you can get some idea by reading the Black Book of Communism, which details how communist regimes went about killing over 100,000,000 of their own subjects during the 20th century. Communism can be defined as absolute rule by pure evil.

The good news is that Obama’s Weather Underground friends have estimated that only 25,000,000 Americans will need to be “eliminated” (i.e., executed) to impose communism in America.

The Marxist-Leninist revolution (aka “fundamental transformation”) has been underway in America since Obama’s election. Hard as it is to take halfwit hippies seriously, the Occupy Wall Street movement could be a key stage of it.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 28 Comments [10/17/2011 3:18:21 AM]
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Quote# 90855

Throwing out something. Two spellings of Orka or Orca. One spelling Orka. One spelling Orca. and the Or in both. We know Orka is a fish (very large fish, and the killer nickname) in the ocean. We know Orca is a corporation, or a project employed by the Romney Campaign to get out the vote, or is Orca something different from the two prior. Orca is recent or not? Breaking the two word down further. Take Orka. Is the state of Kansas implied or a fact in some sort of code? Now Orca. Is the state of California implied or code? Now look at the states. Am familiar with both states and facts and am at this point forgetting the implied of the implications. Sex, Sex, Sex. Agreement sex is being used as a distraction. Am not forgetting that also. Digging Deeper, but must back away for the moment.

no-to-illegals, Free Republic 37 Comments [11/20/2012 4:33:23 AM]
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Submitted By: ScrappyB

Quote# 76670

Let's suppose that the Kenyan-born usiurper leaves office on 20 Jan 2013. A day later is is revealed that he is not a natural-born US citizen. Want a constitutional crisis? There's one that could destroy the country. The United States went for four years without a president. Absolutely nothing that he did as POTUS would be valid. No bill that he signed would be law. No EO that he issued would be valid. No treaty that he signed would be in effect. No expenditures that he authorized would be legal. There would be a four-year vacuum of power.

This isn't a fugging game. It's a critical issue that must be addressed ASAP. That c**ksucker could end it in a matter of minutes, but he absolutely refuses, and has spent millions to prevent the answer from being given.

America has a need to know, RIGHT NOW. We're paying that arrogant, lying son of a bitch, and he's flipping the bird at us. Answer the f**king question, Obasshole!

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 46 Comments [10/7/2010 3:55:14 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 84192

I do not see how any one can disagree, fluoride is bad for you. "it helps your teeth" thats old out dated propaganda, most people can now see that their is no reason for them to care about our teeth. Why would they waist money losing a profit to add fluoride to the water?

The highest concentrate of fluorid is in your pineal gland, AKA your 3rd eye. Ever since I stopped drinking it I have began to become more aware of what I was. I am now more open and can see allot clearer. I have been off of it for 2 years, it takes a while to see the after effects of not using it but its worth the effort. I do not take many showers because of its in the water and when i do I only take 5 min showers in cold water so the hot water does not open up my pores so more can seap in.

8ILlBILl8, ATS 35 Comments [10/7/2011 2:50:30 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 90532

Has anyone ever stopped to consider the whole love affair with Harrry Potter could actually be a cyops /mossad operation and Rowling just might be a Manchurian candidate ? This thought has crossed my mind.

How else could an othewise welfare, single mom, churn out such fantastic tales. Where was she with her brilliant mind when she was on welfare ? Seems to me if she's so bright, she wouldn't have been in that position at all, but would have used her 'talent', to write Harry Potter a long time ago to avoid welfare.

driller, Stormfront 28 Comments [11/6/2012 4:01:20 AM]
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Quote# 83398

At Barack Obama's inauguration, Aretha Franklin thrilled jubilant onlookers with her rendition of "God Save The Queen" (renamed "My Country 'Tis of Thee"). No one understood why the music of Britian's "God Save The Queen" was scheduled for the inauguration of an American President - except for Washington "insiders" like the Clintons, the Gores, the Bushes and the Quayles whose VIP seats were furnished with a dark blue fleece blanket. (see Ring Of Power, parts 4 and 5)

Another highlight of the inauguration was the arrival of Barack Obama's limousine which has been offcially named "The Beast". Anyone who is familiar with Biblical prophecy knows that "The Beast" is the Biblical term for the Antichrist and so is the number 666. The Antichrist is also called Satan and the 'Prince Of Darkness' or 'Dark (black) Prince'. The number 666 appeared in Barack Obama's campaign commercials. For his mobile and campaign text messaging, he used the numbers (62262) which adds up to 666 when the "2's" are added together.

Many youtube videos and websites are selling the belief that Barack Obama is the Antichrist or the "Prince of Darkness" found in Bible prophecy...and that's exactly what you're supposed to think! The corporate media spin doctors have been busily dropping all of the 'not so subtle' hints including naming Obama's limo "The 'Beast'. Why? Because when the real antichrist (Prince William) steps onto the world stage in 2015, the crime families want the public to accept William as the true Messiah. According to Bible prophecy, the Christ Messiah cannot return until the Antichrist rules for seven years.

Prediction #6 - The Beast, helpfreetheearth.com 39 Comments [8/24/2011 3:29:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 82065

WTC Attacks not 911 in fact are 711

I've new information which proves that the WTC should never be called 911.

September is the 7th month in the Roman Calendar which makes it 711.

Pope Pius VII met with Napoleon (1st antichrist)
Pope Pius XI met with Hitler (2nd antichrist)

New York was targeted because it's 11th state in the union
and Twin Towers because they had seven towers (711).

Why 711? Because King David had 11 children from 7 different wives (711).

Seventh Prophet in the Torah is Ezekiel:

Ezekiel 7:11 reads "Violence has arisen, a rod to punish the wicked.
None of the people will be left, none of that crowd—none of their wealth,
nothing of value."

allseeingeyes1495, JREF 47 Comments [6/18/2011 6:01:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Battle Pope

Quote# 74401

And Glenn Beck can teach whatever he wants. Got something against self-taught individuals? Like Abe Lincoln? Like Rush Limbaugh, like Sean Hannity. Or are you saying that you have to be a college educated, education major indoctrinated in socialist teaching philosophy, in order to be our sole instructors.

...Glenn Beck never sleeps because he is always reading, reading, reading, learning, learning, learning, and now he has become quite expert in early American history. I would ten times prefer to get my American history from him than some biased, liberal Professor type, and most of the Professors at public institutions of higher learning are exactly that. I know, as I retired from one of those liberal public Universities, and was surrounded by the philosophical political enemy.

flaglady47, Free Republic 55 Comments [7/10/2010 11:10:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 66047

Obama murdered 1,000 Christians and burned 800 churches during the presidential campaign in Kenya to install his cousin as the “prime minster” in a CIA Operation.

Obama is President because he paid his dues as a CIA assett and has joined the Global Depopulation Genocide Agenda of the New World Order.

eldib, Downside World News 38 Comments [9/24/2009 9:33:59 AM]
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Quote# 73864

[Re. President Obama]

This queer talking 138 lb. sonofabitch came out of nowhere like a pedophile handing out hope-n-change candy bars out of the back of his van at a grammar school. 143 grueling days logged in the senate. Half the time required to be trained as a janitor in a porn theater. Prior to that, a creepy Harvard guest speaker of unglued, rambling nonsense. I've heard it. As insightful and interesting as the excitement found in a Pier One saleswoman's voice on wicker furniture. Black liberation theology combined with law(read; force) to steal from one group of people to buy votes from another. A Manchurian bullshit artist fronted by Soros and an assortment of other eastern european globalists and currency traders.

To date, we don't know where this queer talking son of a female canine was born, but we do know he was the son of a runny nose coke whore whom his absent daddy knocked up one night after she got off the pole after doing a series of vertical pinwheels. Then, he was sold into slavery to granola-eating Berkley lifers. We've heard the tales of open sex parties and the beat poets who dribbled LSD infected prose into PA systems in his living room while he rocked back and forth in the corner of the kitchen as he rotated his fists into his eyeballs.

His childhood was like being raised by the symbionese liberation army, kidnapped in the mold of Patty Hearst. The artificial fathers, the stand-ins, the proxies, the kid was like a hot potato, a badge they could use as a prop, 'see, he's a black baby' etc. etc. Meanwhile, they dipped their lightly toasted pita bread into the Trader Joe's tapenade and washed it down with a Pinot Noir.

See how that works? You get yourself a multicultural one and you get whitey bonafides in the college town. Whether its Princess Di or Bradgelina. Same thing at the Dunham house. It was like a state run kennel.

What a better way to transform America than to use a swarthy prop as a dashboard president? That's the ultimate in lefty world. Skin tone proof of your own virtues. Its like validating a parking ticket at a restaurant.

Obama was never qualified or vetted. He was MADE, like Pacino in a Francis Ford Coppola flick. Constructed. Glued. Stitched. Sown. Together. Manufactured. A synthetic. The product of politically cynical lab work. A university kid who got university money(no one knows where) to attend university life and take deconstructionist classes and sit inside insulated walls inside university classrooms, far away from real life and eat the cardboard of fake and faraway universes, worlds of make believe, where you take from some people and give to others. The black liberation cults helped to foster such a sense of redistributionist themes. Themes of reparation and societal breakdown and wedge strategy. How to induce the fruit of anarchy and despoil the middle class. Slavery for slavery. Time to turn it all around and make them finally pay.

So where is such a person born? Hawaii doesn't know. Neither does Chicago. Or Connecticut. There are some who say Indonesia. They have put statues there saying so. There are some who say Pakistan. Kenya. Outer space. He will never tell us. We will never know.

Wyatt Junker, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [6/20/2010 7:42:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64508

Leadership scams women with dubious groupthink, while utilizing Quiverfulls to acquire new social security numbers for fake ID on children which may or may not have been born and killed; selling babies in black-market adoptions, whether to child-hungry middleclass or to pedophiles; and killing the less-than-perfect.

In certain rural sections of the South, illegitimate and/or unwanted children are butchered and fed to the family in stews. Not every nutcase is as Christian as s/he appears.

littlepitcher, Alternet 24 Comments [8/3/2009 12:20:08 PM]
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Submitted By: CJ

Quote# 69595

You might be a fascist if you . . .

. . . think that taxes are the price we pay for civilization.

. . . smile when the rich have to pay an even greater proportion of taxes than they do now.

. . . kid yourself that Social Security and Medicare taxes are investments or premiums rather than a way to pay for more welfare for old people.

. . . maintain that you have a right to health care, housing, retirement income, food stamps, or government-guaranteed student loans.

Russell Madden, Rebirth of Reason 66 Comments [1/16/2010 12:57:15 PM]
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Quote# 95495

It is estimated that by the year 2050, half of the planet's population between the ages of 0 and 24 will be African.

This is an extremely alarming statistic for Europeans and the Global Elite. If this trend continues, their lineage will be virtually erased from the planet by 2150, unless they are artificially preserved.

This is why western powers are promoting Sexual Perversion, Abortion, Vaccines, GMO foods, and Fluoridated Water on the African Continent.

Bill Gates has plans to completely fluoridate and poison the entire Nile River.

These Europeans are at war and are racing against time. They are trying to hold back the African population so that their lineage may survive past the year 2150.

Brothers and Sisters it will not happen. If all of the variables are in place within the next 100 or so years, these folks are finished.

Mfon Amun Ptah, Kushite Kalkulus 38 Comments [7/15/2013 3:31:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 90719

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

Donald Trump, Class Warfare 29 Comments [11/15/2012 3:49:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott

Quote# 85166

Assuming our brain to brain communications are accurate, I am aware that the Jesuits are holding my real mother hostage, while her clone has been calling me and asking me to view a condominium with her. I'm discouraging my mother's clone from doing this, and trying to fluff her off. Though you requested I make a YouTube video to advertise my mother's plight, I do not feel this is wise. It will give the Jesuits what they want. The Jesuits want to give me publicity, so that I will become famous in a bona fide sense, like all of you, with the possible exception of Terrance Jenkins. For me to gain legitimate fame is dangerous. It will give the Jesuits the excuse they need to kill me (they dream about this in their sleep). Right now, if they kill me, it will hurt them more than it would help them, so they can't do it. I'm obviously just some poor, nobody cashier who works at Wal-Mart, and if they (the all-powerful Roman Catholic Church) would stoop so low as to kill me because I'm in their way, they know you men would give them hell to pay.

Gail, Church of Gail 41 Comments [12/11/2011 6:07:33 AM]
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Quote# 73661

"I have a college degree in Psychology. I have read countless studies on this issue and have done research on it. And I am sorry, but I need a little more evidence than simply what is said in Leviticus to determine whether or not homosexuality is a mental disorder. At this point, taking in all the evidence and studies I’ve analyzed, I cannot say that it is a mental disorder. I also can’t say for sure that it isn’t."

I never referred to Leviticus. I used to run the Homosexual Agenda ping list and did tons of research and linked to articles and tried my best to educate anyone interested. I’m done with that now as anyone who still thinks homosexuals are born that way is either not educable or is part of the problem.

1. There are uncountable numbers of former homoseuxals.

2. The vast majority of homosexuals were molested/seduced as children or adolosecents by older homosexuals. IOW, recruited - made homosexual.

3. Most homosexuals had very poor or non-existant relationships with their fathers and often poor relationships with their mothers.

So what if it’s always been in human society? So has murder, kidnappying, lying, theft and rape. Your point?

They will never go away? They aren’t civil. The homosexual agenda is a tyrannical Nazi-like effort to destroy freedom of speech, religion and association. It will only be civil when they shut up about their sexual perversion and leave everyone else alone.

You want me to be civil? I’ll be civil when they stop pushing their hateful and destructive agenda in the schools, on the Boy Scouts, in the military, in colleges, workplaces, pushing same sex marriage on states, and more.

You make me disgusted with your not so veiled insults - as though people who are disgusted with sexual perversion being forced on everyone as normal and natural being the ones who are not civil.

It’s the other way around, buddy!

And a degree in psychology is a Big Black mark, not something to be proud of. It means you’ve gotten years of indoctrination in leftist garbage, so you won’t impress very many people on FR with that.

little jeremiah , Free Republic 44 Comments [6/9/2010 12:07:09 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 100758

In order to understand why I have chosen these foods you must first know how the human bodies descended into the 3rd dimensional world in first place. This is not our natural home. Being here as long as we have been was not intentional. We didn’t plan to stay here permanently. You could say it was purely by accident that we ended up getting stuck in this 3d world. The Earth, without a doubt, is the most beautiful planet in the Milky Way galaxy and that is why it was "the" vacation spot of the galaxy for millions of years. There was always a constant stream of visitors coming here from Worlds and Galaxies far and wide.

Like all societies, there are always people who want to ‘up the ante’ by increasing the intensity of the sensations a 5d being normally experienced on their visits to Earth, by staying for longer and longer periods of time. It would be like the sensation or high you get by the making the roller coaster you’re riding in go faster and faster.

One of the most exciting things about coming to Earth was eating 3d food. Food was not eaten for nutrition but for the exquisite taste and sensations you would get. Just like today, there were many 3d restaurants, 3d shops, 3d clothes and thousands of 3d things you could buy and take back to your 5d world. This was a most exciting thing to do. Just like the feelings you get when you go on a shopping spree to Las Vegas or similar places.

After million of years of these activities, making their vacation times longer and longer and eating more and more 3d foods, it was like the fad of the time to be "3d" savvy.

At the first part of this "million of years of fun" period every body got rape up in the 3d fads and sensations, we stop noticing the slight discomfort we would normally get when staying too long in this density, it had become less bothersome, someone even came with the brilliant idea to eliminate these "you have over-stayed your time " symptoms altogether. By brewing up a concoction of 3d foods and herbs, a new miracle drug was manifested to take care of this problem once and for all. The brew was similar to what you know today as ice-cream. The main active ingredients were carbon-based sugars and iron.

This new miracle drug took the galaxy by storm. Now anyone could come to Earth and stay as long as they wanted to and even eat the 3d foods without any noticeable after-effects. This certainly was the talk of the galaxy for a long time, now even more visitors are streaming to the planet, eating more 3d food and staying longer than ever before.

Here-in is where the "The Fall" actually began. The after-effects you used to get from eating 3d foods, that you thought you got rid of , are now back to bite you in the butt.

Since I am on the subject of 3d foods I may as well address the question that’s sure to come up which is "Why do you ask us not to eat any fruits and vegetables while on the 5 magic words diet?

The seat of the multi-dimensional mind that controls the physical body is the stomach (you are what you eat)

The body mind itself is the human heart. The dimension that your body will gravitate to or harmonize with is dictated by the directions from the heart. Communication with the heart or body mind is done with Light and Sound. The real blood stream of the physical body is a form of liquid light. The digestive system is designed to extract or digest the Sound and Light frequencies from our words and thoughts and condense them into liquid light. By changing the frequencies of the heart you change the frequencies of this liquid light, which in turn changes the frequencies of the body. When your words and thoughts or foods are 3d based, it is inevitable that the body must follow.

Likewise, when your words and thoughts and foods are 5d based, guess what happens to the body? Now let me ask you a question. Can you tell what words and thoughts and foods are 5d based? Bingo!!!

Would you believe a double-quarter with cheese and diet coke could possibly be 5d based? The frequencies of a substance in dictated by it component part. In other words, the sum total frequencies of all of its parts equal the base frequency of that item.

Wiley Brooks, Breatharian Institute of America 26 Comments [5/3/2014 3:03:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Randomosaur

Quote# 78694

[on the topic of the Tucson shooting]

My guess is “false flag” incident. The Kenyan will probably put forth the notion that her seat should be filled by appointment. If Brewer takes the bait, it will be pretty much the end of the House of Representatives and we will officially be in the land of banana republic.

Of course, that’s a conspiracy theory, and we all know, no one in Obama’s administration would sacrifice a wobbly blue-dog for power. I mean, that’s kookery.

The only acceptable explanation is that this is a right-winger Tea Party Extremist.

If that’s the prevailing explanation, they will use it to crack down on gun rights.

Regardless of who did it, the government will use it to take power away from you and further tighten your shackles. You are their slave. They’re getting to the point where the trappings of freedom and democracy are becoming less and less useful.

This incident will be used against you, the American slave, regardles of who did it or why.

MichiganConservative, Free Republic 31 Comments [1/11/2011 4:53:10 AM]
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Submitted By: RodlenJack

Quote# 84400

[In response to user "Patall" who started a debate thread regarding the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life]

Patall, observing what appears to be your first post, with all due respect, how do I know your actually from this Earth, and not from some far away Council taking a survey to see if Earth would be accepting to extra-terrestrial presence?

But in all seriousness, I kind of feel like some places that keep their mouths shut are hiding something, take the Apple corporation for example, and how their technical innovators seem to have shrunk stuff down in size a lot. The original ipod was real fat, but only had 1gb, then they kept on shrinking it in size, yet it grew internally, and with better quality. They did not teach me the names of those who came up with that engineering, and such a fast rate of engineering within a decade's time, really raised my suspicions of how some of this stuff has become a reality.

I doubt everyone is who they say they are, they may look human, but maybe aren't. I have seen some real good fake human skin get made in the movie industry and what not, to know its not too hard to walk around as a fake human, where no one seems to notice you. Although, I really would like to know how these unexplained air-crafts go undetected to the radars, and can immediately jump from the ground and accelerate 0-60 seconds in the sky, and at such higher rates of speed.

npx190, Facepunch Forums 20 Comments [10/20/2011 3:24:27 AM]
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Quote# 82965

The American public was essentially made nationally aware of Barack Obama following his 2004 speech at the Democratic National Convention. Obama’s emergence into national politics was not a gradual inception. It was a sudden, covert ascendance to power seemingly assisted by foreign-like forces as an assault on vintage American conscience.

Based on investigations in the 1950’s and 1960’s, a disproportionate concentration of pro-communist activity was found to have become a part of Hawaiian culture. This is substantiated by an increase in the population and activity of communist sympathizers identified by the House Committee on Un-American Activities hearings conducted after WWII, during the beginning of the cold war between the U.S. and communist Russia. Evidence of pro-communist presence in Hawaii can be found in publications like the Honolulu Record in which one of Obama’s communist mentors, Frank Marshal Davis was a columnist.

To date, no administrator, or official of the Obama administration has ever confirmed that Obama was born in Kapi’olani Medical Center.

To date, Obama’s operatives have failed to identify the identity of Obama’s actual birthing doctor.

To date, no living eyewitness of Obama birth exists. It is assumed that his birth was witnessed by at least three people including his doctor and his mother. However, no documentation of the birth has been provided containing the name of the doctor or eyewitnesses.

Quarles Harris was a key witness in a federal probe into charges that Obama’s passport information was stolen from the State Department, when he was fatally shot in front of a Washington D.C. church. Harris had been working as a contractor at the State Department and was cooperating with federal investigators when he was murdered.

In December, 2007, Donald Young was a choir leader at Obama’s church, First Trinity Baptist, and school teacher, who many believe had carnal knowledge of Obama’s past. Young was found shot to death in his Southside Chicago apartment.

Of all the sordid stories circulating about Obama’s past, the one told by Larry Sinclair is the darkest. Sinclair posted a YouTube video alleging that he and President Barack Obama engaged in sexual acts and drug use together in 1999, when Obama was an Illinois State Senator. He claims that then-State Senator Obama procured powdered cocaine for Sinclair, and crack cocaine for himself, which Obama allegedly smoked.

Sinclair also alleges that their drug use was followed by sex acts that included Sinclair performing fellatio on Obama. These acts were alleged to take place in a limousine from which Sinclair provided cell phone records to prove his location on the dates in question. Testimony from the limosine driver has never been publicly published. Sinclair was asked to provide “intimate details” about Obama’s physical features which would prove Sinclair’s claims. His testimony has never been published or made public. Sinclair confesses openly that he is a convicted felon having served time for check fraud and drug possession.

Kevin Lehmann, Right Wing Watch 28 Comments [8/1/2011 3:24:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 78547

The TV was on Fox Movie Channel last night. After some film about the Salem witch trials, the CEO of Fox (the movie company) did a 20 minute rant on how this film was meant to be an analogy of the "witch hunt" lead by that evil monster Sen. Joe McCarthy.

It was disgusting. On and on and on about how it's a known FACT that the Senate hearings were LIES and NO COMMUNISTS WERE EVER IN HOLLYWOOD and CAREERS WERE RUINED etc etc etc.

I got news for him. Hollywood was positively STIFF with commies (and that is a FACT, since I have family connections to high-level insiders WHO WERE THERE) and almost all of the "careers that were ruined" were because the traitorous scumbags were, in fact, leftist/communist operators. They made a HUGE effort and covered up the truth, while besmirching Joe McCarthy. Why do you think they take EVERY opportunity to still trash that man?

I WILL NOT PATRONIZE ANY HOLLYWOOD CRAP. I say NO to movies and almost all of the rest of the entertainment industry. They have an agenda, folks...and a Constitutional Republic with liberty and justice for all ain't part of it!

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 44 Comments [1/5/2011 8:54:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 84905

Again as I wrote you in the past month my own father, a Mason, was clearly behind the woman in the Starbuck restaurant that was wearing an 11 on her shirt. (I have never seen a number on anyone's company shirt but this one.) Lawrence Harmen Senior is a part of the love Bus (Always around the prostitutes because they are targeting them for their sin sacrifices = Masons) in Regina One of 3 Canadian cities that are Killing Natives /Prostitute = Regina/Edmonton/Vancouver --->(13 British bloodlines that are killing Natives and prostitutes in the 3 western Canadian provinces/Cities.) (Those of your own Family will be your worst enemy) He is a Mason and he had said when he came for 3 days that 11/11/11 could be the date. His own Mason brothers Russell and Edward Harmen made him have sex with his own sister. This was the first indication that he was a member of this wicked Crime family that trauma based mind controls their young until they/we are completely controlled. They all sleep with their own Family/Sisters especially (Abraham Married his sister = Not of his father at all it was of his Wives Daughter from another man). The Facts remain the news is controlled and these dates are being pushed at us but the reality is everything looks like it could still be in the testing phase of Project Blue Beam . Even this Asteroid coming at us out of nowhere says they are going to pull this off again in the future. The testing of the Communications Systems was clearly a test that did not function property ... says they will do it again and again next year. 2012 Sept 11th looks like the date they have chosen. It will be the 11th Sept 11 in a row. The 3 in lights and the 11 in lights (3X11) adds up to 33 and is a signature of the devils/wannabe Greek Gods/Pharaoh's Masonic religion. They want to destroy the Temple in Jerusalem while the Zionists want to rule from it. Zionists will loose. it will get destroyed for 70 years = Daniel 9. Masons drink Human Blood like as if it is wine and God warned you will do Good as long as you do not taste Blood. Now they all do Evil continuously = Pedophiles/Human sacrifices etc. Wolves in sheep's clothing. God chooses one of a family and two in a family but not all.

Lawrence Harmen, Abba's Watchman 43 Comments [12/4/2011 1:08:49 PM]
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Quote# 61136

Now, before you judge me as a bitter, raving nut for what you are about to read, consider
the fact that all of what I will say is the truth and was written the day I was wrongfully
terminated from my job at IWB. Remind yourselves that before I encountered your cowardly
resistance to the truth these past 26 years I was the kindest, gentlest man you could meet.

What you people need to understand is that you are all sick and have been made sick by your
mass media. You haven't cared about any justice for John Lennon since your weak parents let
Chapman skip a public trial. You know, the govt. decoy they slurped down like a soda. Now
they'd like all of you to join their farce and pretend everything is fine. Your lives are a
complete and utter nightmare and shame on the people of America for not being well enough
to put their foot down and care. What a weak and ungrateful bunch of slobs and brats.
Well I'm still alive, thanks to all of you, so you can't be all bad. But you all will have
to grow up and do much more if this truth is to be outed. Try picketing your worthless news
stations who specialize in keeping you weak and sick. It sure beats calling me a whacko
just so you can feel good about your coverup. Stephen King isn't denying my van's claims.
IS HE???!!! No, he's not. He knows you're all his silent co-conspirators. He made you evil
with his fear campaign. Did you all know that he was convicted of sex with a 15 year old in
Belfast, Maine in 1992. It's a covered up fact. Your parents are still letting him molest
you all, even now. My advice to the people of America is don't piss off the messenger. Your
future reputation is in my hands. If I get killed the world will know it was all your fault.
That's right. All YOUR fault. And, boy will Americans be hated by the rest of the world
then. If it weren't for me your apathy would have killed Bruce Springsteen in 1992 when
King was palling around with, even jamming on stage with, Bruce. That's right. My radio
spot on WABC blew that plot up when I let everyone know why King was stalking Springsteen.
I saved Bruce's life and he knows it. Hey Bruce, save MY life now. The public is sick
and apathetic and scared.
My web address is lennonmurdertruth@Yahoo.com
Sincerely, Steve Lightfoot

Steve Lightfoot, lennonmurdertruth.com 42 Comments [4/6/2009 11:46:14 AM]
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Submitted By: ozznova

Quote# 94835

Hello. Has anyone here ever researched the Illuminati?

Well, Pinky and the Brain was a popular cartoon during the 1990s, and the entire purpose of the show is the world domination!
This is not a joke. There is symbolism throughout this episode. In the episode posted below, there are two mouses, both of which represent Barack Obama.
The skinny mouse is Barack Obama's foolish side that sells his soul to Satan, and the short mouse is the Antichrist.

The Brain is code for = Barack + Hussein= Brain.

Please Watch This:

Pinky And The Brain S3E25 A Pinky And The Brain Halloween - YouTube

*Pause at 0:29 Seconds and look at the head shape, ears, neck
*Pause at 0:19 seconds. This shows Barack Obama as a Professor, which is true since Obama taught constituional law.
*Pause at 3:18 seconds, which shows Barack Obama's skin color.
*Watch carefully at 08:21 seconds because Satan gives Barack Obama the entire world! Also, the Image of the Beast is set up.
*Watch 11:17 seconds, which shows the Beast laughing at torture in Hell.

ek1990, RF 30 Comments [6/12/2013 3:26:36 AM]
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Quote# 79076

Barack Hussein Obama is the only truly dangerous president in our history as a Republic. He hates Democracy in any form and will go to any length to destroy it. Jerome Corsi properly identified this man even before he became President with his “The Obama Nation.” I would not be a bit surprised to see Obama engineer a devastating attack on the homeland from his radical allies in the arab world. Such an attack would allow him to declare marshal law and further his ambition to nationalize the entire economy. His treatment of Israel is a disgrace and reveals the real Obama as the enemy of Democracy wherever it may exist. Nothing would please him more than to see our ecomomy collapse entirely. That is how Adolf Hitler gained power in Germany. I hate to have to paint such a pictue of our President but his history both genetic and post partum leaves me no alternative. In my opinion we have a mortal enemy in the White House. What makes matters worse is a Supreme Court which I believe has become impotent to implement the Constitution as defined by the Founding Fathers. Our affluence has weakened our will and ethical fiber as it has other civilizations before ours.

John A. Davison, The Proceedings of the Natural History Society of South Burlington (Vermont) 38 Comments [2/1/2011 6:22:37 AM]
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Quote# 87401

[The denizens of SN are discussing chemtrails....]

Time to shoot the planes down. They are killing you and your kids, thats trespassing on your god given rights. You have the right to kill them.

Anyone that says otherwise, shoot them too.

Mike, Subverted Nation 29 Comments [5/18/2012 3:01:15 AM]
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Quote# 99272

Tell NASA to snap a picture of the Sun with an iPhone or regular camera while in space, in free space, which means above the atmosphere, in the "vacuum". Why haven't they done so, yet? Well, here's something that'll blow your mind... they CAN'T. The Sun is not visible to the naked eye or any camera that is meant to mimic how the human eye works. Astronauts can not see the Sun or ANY stars while they are in space. Why is this knowledge kept secret?

keepsake, Shroomery 38 Comments [2/9/2014 7:22:19 PM]
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Quote# 83840

"highly selective understanding of science" ?

We understand the "science" just fine. It's the stupid politics we don't get.

Why do we have entire agencies devoted to destroying freedom of choice in America? The FDA and EPA are two of the most dictatorial organizations in history. Both should have funding suspended pending criminal investigations into their far left political actions.

Better yet, fire everyone who mentions global warming and ship them off to Siberia in the dead of winter wearing only a loincloth. I bet they wish they had some of that global warming then.

By the way, Gadasil is a dangerous drug. If you wish to permanently damage someone, Gardasil would be the way to go. Far better than some poisons you would find in the pest control department.

Speaking of pest control, don't bother buying insect "killer" anymore. The EPA has everything so weakened down to the point where the label has more poisonous chemicals than does the liquid itself.

If you wish to kill inspects, screw the EPA and their regulations. Gasoline, diesel fuel, chlorox, etc. are all far better insect control methods than the products that the brain dead EPA basterds have their controls over. The dumbasses even took all the phosphates out of detergents. So, you buy soap without the ingredients that make it soap. Oh, how I would love to ship these basterds out of this country and put things back like they were. This type of tyranny is what you get when you put far left commie drug snorter hippy sissies in charge.

Well, maybe when Rick Perry gets elected, he will fire everyone involved in ruining America in the name of wealth redistribuion/global warming (same thing) and change everything back to the way it was. Better yet, I would love everyone involved to be in prison ... preferably in Siberia.

Medicien Man, Respectful Insolence 48 Comments [9/16/2011 3:15:10 AM]
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Quote# 65166

Lets examine the Health Care Bill itself, shall we?
We have already established a govt plan to kill the elderly and those with expensive medical conditions. People deemed less desirable like those with downs syndrome will be denied basic health care as well.

Do you have cancer? Kiss off any chance of treatment, see the last line of this list.
The Bottom Line: Sarah Palin is right, This plan is evil. Evil people wrote the bill, and evil people promote it today. Democrats are evil for creating a plan to kill Americans in the guise of medical reform. There is a Hitlerite plan from the darkest days of Nazi Germany...and Democrats wrote this. Evil.

Mr Mannn, Mr Mannn Presents 41 Comments [9/1/2009 9:48:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 62247

(Mark Peeters believes that, the more massive something is, the lower it's maximum possible attainable speed in vaccuum; therefore, satellites and space flight are a massive hoax)

Conclusion : US-space-travel is FAKE

Since astron(a)uts, SCUD-missiles, rocket-bombs and TV-satellites weight more than ONE kilogram..., it is all religion and fake(lore),
done with real airplanes.
Since an airplanes can only fall 1 minute, without touching the ground, astron(a)uts can only be 'weightless' during that 1 minute in that (parabolic) fall.

I will give all my money (and even my life) to the first person who knows a scientific publication, f.i. in PHYSICAL REVIEW, that contradicts the (current) 28.800km/hr-limit.

Mark Peeters, The Moon Landing Was Fake 28 Comments [5/12/2009 8:56:50 AM]
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Quote# 83774

The aliens who are behind the program of xianity are part of a movement called “The Intergalactic Federation.” The IGF’s agenda is one of “non-interference.” They plan to stand idly by while humanity blows itself to smithereens with nuclear weapons.
The visit from the virgin bitch is typical of the IGF. There is a theme of negative prophesy while the sadistic aliens stand by and watch, not lifting a finger to help. In most cases, children are involved and preyed upon. The alien greys and enemy Nordics (angels) who have an insatiable hatred of humanity work with the IGF.

Satan and the Original Gods are from Orion. The IGF is at war with Orion. The IGF works through many of the “New Age” people and mystics. The IGF aliens do not bother to help their human lackeys when they are having problems and in addition, they are sadistic and tell them of their misfortunes before they occur. Gifted humans such as Franz Bardon who worked for the IGF are prohibited from using their powers freely, even if this means saving their own lives or the life of a loved one. Upon their death, they are absorbed into “the light.” The light is also called “The One” and is a mass of harvested human souls used by the alien greys. There have been reports the Vatican made a deal with the greys- wealth and power in exchange for souls. This explains why the Catholic Church works relentlessly to suppress human spiritual advancement and is nothing but dead materialism devoid of any spirituality.

Satan and his Demons do not give negative prophesy. If you ever experience an entity telling you something bad is going to happen, you can be sure this is not Satan or any of the Demons.

"High Priestess" Maxine Dietrich , SORRY FOR WHAT? 48 Comments [9/13/2011 3:03:18 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid

Quote# 76169

There’s absolutely nothing racist about anything.

Racism is a liberal construct.

They are the ones obsessed with it.

Racism is a Trotskyan invention.

It is a communist weapon to smear, attack and terminate all debate.

Incitatus, Moonbattery 28 Comments [9/19/2010 9:05:03 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 88192

The Sun Is Much Smaller And A Lot Closer Than We Are Misled To Believe,

Like it or not,believe it or not,malevolently designed illusions,a holographic curtain of stars we call outer space, has been intentionally wrapped around our world and purposefully injected into our minds,deceiving us and keeping us as far away from the brutal truth as possible,meant to ensure we never discover where we actually are,never find out whats really being done to us and never know whos doing it...

Go outside on a clear day and try looking at the sun,its so blindingly bright we cant even look at it with our eyes and theres just no way that i'm going to believe its really 865,000 miles across and 93,000,000 miles away...

Because the sun is much smaller than we are intentionally misled to think it is and its a lot closer than we are purposefully taught to believe it is...

If the suns gravity keeps the earth in orbit,whats holding the sun within its orbit?

Why do we only see a few hundred stars at night? why isnt the night sky filled with millions of stars? why isnt the sky at night aglow like day?

Visualize the functions and understand the reasons for those little heat lights that so many of us hang up high inside our home made terrariums,shining down to keep our little pets illuminated and warm,as they live and die totally oblivious within,never realizing they exist in a fabricated reality....

Perhaps this will be too profoundly disturbing for a lot of people to try and comprehend and so ridiculing and denying the possibility will be easier for them to live with,but i think its the brutal truth and the possibility of it actually being true is very real and should not be ignored...

Blocula, Above Top Secret 37 Comments [7/7/2012 6:39:26 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

The ComiNazi Award

Apparently OWS is the liberal equivalent of the Super Friends.

Quote# 84416

This Occupy movement is a creation of the communist Left. Despite its disjointed, delusional messages, it is well-organized and already has its own public relations firm, slogan (I am the 99 percent), and the backing of George Soros’ money. In fact, as reported by the Blaze, The Working Family Party, the SEIU, ACORN, The New Party, The Democratic National Committee, Democratic Socialists of America, the Tides Foundation, George Soros and The Obama Administration are all connected to the creation of the Occupy Wall Street movement.

The ultimate goal of these communist leftists is to kill our capitalist system and traditional American way of life, to eliminate the middle class, leaving only the powerless poor and the powerful rich. The punk protesters lying in the streets do not know that they are demanding their very own undoing, but the evil wretches in leftist positions of power certainly know the outcome if their plans prevail. The destruction of the United States of America as we know it is their diabolical goal, and we must do all we can to defeat them. They must not be allowed to succeed.

Gina Miller, ScottFactor.com 30 Comments [10/21/2011 3:19:48 AM]
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Quote# 84846

High speed rail systems are a Marxist social corral system, to force the collective into the state-ordered societies....controlled by central government edict.

Government in the US has been made from individualism and private property—the freedom to go where ever they wanted—when they wanted. This freedom created individuals who bucked collective societies and all efforts of govt. to control their lives and telling them where they could live and what they are allowed to do.

These systems are going to determine where the masses can live and what areas they are allowed to enter (and when). Government it buying up all lands that will be off limits to the masses....agenda 21. The elites will control all aspects of the ignorant masses in the US if we allow these to be built. They are only for mass control of population in a slave society.

savagesusie, Free Republic 37 Comments [11/18/2011 10:48:11 AM]
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Quote# 91285

Yes, Sesame Street tries to teach faggotry and socialism to children.

Telletubies is also a fag infomercial for really young children.


bobx23456, Men's Rights Online 29 Comments [12/10/2012 4:28:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 34
Submitted By: Jordan

Quote# 87167

Change The Quantum Matrix in your home

Important note: When praying to change the quantum matrix, all members of a family should be holding hands or be in physical contact with one another. The head of the household prays and the other members should pray in agreement.

Father in heaven, In the name of The Lord Jesus Christ I ask you to change the quantum matrix in this sealed off house, and within striking distance of this sealed off house across all space time continuums, all dimensions, all time lines, all universes, all frequency domains, across all bubbles in the omniverse, across all planes of existence and across all the quantum matrix so that:

The enemy’s jump gate technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s fractal jump gate technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s living machine jump gate technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s fractal living machine jump gate technology will not function in this sealed off house.

The enemy’s time travel technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s fractal time travel technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s living machine time travel technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s fractal living machine time travel technology will not function in this sealed off house.

The enemy’s transporter technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s fractal transporter technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s living machine transporter technology will not function in this sealed off house.
The enemy’s fractal living machine transporter technology will not function in this sealed off house.

Michael Relfe, Educate Yourself 38 Comments [5/1/2012 3:20:47 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 81767

G.I. Joe is an iconic mid-80's television series that undoubtedly impacted the imagination of an entire generation of children. The action-packed battle scenes, the memorable characters and the futuristic, sci-fi plots made the show a sure hit with young boys, especially. Watching these shows today, we discover that many of the Cobra’s plots have been a hidden reality and/or are slowly becoming reality. And these plans are not coming from “a shadowy terrorist organization” but from our own “elected” leaders and their elite rulers.

The Joes are presented as a group of all-American soldiers with strong values, fighting with integrity and honesty against an ever-plotting terrorist group. They are what the American army is supposed to be and the ideal image that the military-industrial-complex want us to believe. But the Joe’s enemies, the ever-plotting terrorist group is not a foreign menace: It exists within the system. In other words, if the Joes existed today, they would probably be fighting their own government , the hidden part of it … what we call the Illuminati.

So the question remains: Why did the series describe these sophisticated plans with such vivid details to its youthful audience? Was G.I. Joe one of the many TV shows and movies sponsored by the American government and the owners of the mass media companies who broadcast it? Were they preparing the youth to the revelation of realities by exposing it to them at a young age? Were they trying to warn the public? The creators of this show definitely knew the answer to these questions, and we should too. Because knowing is half the battle.

VC, Vigilant Citizen 36 Comments [6/7/2011 3:18:21 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid

Quote# 76919

There is something interesting in this Chile miners rescue operation. Something strange; if you look at the numbers it looks very much illuministic.

- There are 33 miners; one number important to illuminists.
- The name of rescue capsule is Fenix (the symbol of Illuminati is the bird -Fenix)
- They start the rescue operation at midnight local time. Why just midnight? (The time witches are doing their spells)
- Also then has started the 13th of October. (number 13)
- That is 18 days (18=6+6+6) from witches Halloween feast 31st October.
- Also on Wednesday it has passed 22 (2x11) days from the witches Mabon-sabbath (the autumnal equinox)21st September.

So, I'm just wondering what's going on: Why all these occult timings and numbers and symbols? Is there any symbolism what will soon happen? As a believer of course you think it's like death arising in rapture, but could this also be a kind of start presentation that the NWO will be born and the WW3 start bringing up AC, who will rise like a Fenix-bird from ashes?

Well, I'm just thinking aloud. Somehow this is an important occasion: the whole world watching. It just took my attention when I saw all these dates and numbers and thought what is the message behind all this.

Marjatta , Rapture In The Air 55 Comments [10/15/2010 3:19:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Siva

Quote# 83658

I have not found a real picture of Phoenix tested on the earth.

My dear readers, if NASA’s frauds had to send a probe on Mars with 12 rocket engines pushing from the bottom that has to land going backwards, which was the first thing to do?

To test Phoenix landing on the earth. As usually, we can’t see any video showing Phoenix landing on the earth.


Because USA have not technology to land a probe that has to land going backwards. Pure and simple.

Only goats refute this simple concept.

Big-Brain, Above Top Secret 26 Comments [9/7/2011 3:25:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 34

Quote# 70307

It's June 12,2008 and where I live, in Southeast Washington State, the sun now sets in the NORTH, while it used to set in the WEST. It's not tracking as it used to at all, and neither is the moon. My wife and I have been watching these changes for about two years now, and MANY people we talk to around here are asking why this is happening. The only logical explanation is that the earth's tilt is shifting. I don't know what makes you actually believe that the governments of the world cannot stifle the news media, or are you really that naive? All they have to do is say that it is a matter of National Security, and it's done. If you honestly can't see the changes in the locations of the constellations, the sun track and the moon track, then please visit your vision expert. Wake up, kids, something big IS happening. We humans have never seen it happen before, so how do we know how it's supposed to look? I happen to think that a sudden rash of volcano eruptions and earthquakes is significant, especially when it is accompanied by a reported shift in the earth's axis. Has NOBODY ever heard of the HAB theory? Listen, stick your head in the sand if you want, it's perfectly OK with me, but when the sun starts to suddenly change what it's been doing since the day I was born, I pay attention.

Marty, Daily Common Sense 31 Comments [2/15/2010 9:45:56 PM]
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Quote# 87665

While reading Walter Laqueur’s biography of Josef Stalin, I was struck by a couple of similarities between Stalin and Obama. Even though Stalin’s life and personality were for very different from Obama’s, there are a couple of important similarities between the two men. The most obvious one, which almost certainly laid the foundation for the hatred that was embedded in the souls of both leaders, was their extremely dysfunctional and unhappy childhoods.

A second similarity is their remarkable success in portraying themselves to be men of great character and morality, the exact opposite of who they really were/are. Stalin, much like Obama today, succeeded in carrying out a nonstop propaganda campaign in which he was portrayed to the public as the kindly “Uncle Joe,” notwithstanding his ruthless murdering of tens of millions of his own countrymen.


Many of us picked up on Obama’s lack of feeling and nonexistent humanity early on. In my article “Saul, Barack and me, Part 1,” back in 2009, I wrote, “After a good deal of study and observation, my take on him [Obama] is that he is a man without a soul. And, as a soulless individual, his actions are not hampered by trivial moral considerations.”

Thus, the one thing that I believe Obama definitely has in common with Josef Stalin is that he lacks compassion for others, be they rich or poor, while professing, like Stalin, to be the great defender of the working class.


But don’t sell Obama and his switchblade smile short just yet. He has a troupe of assassins behind him that make the perpetrators of the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre look like Boy Scouts by comparison. They include such left-wing radicals as Valerie Jarrett, Kathleen Sebelius, Eric Holder, Richard Tumka, David Axelrod, Andy Stern, Van Jones, Mark Lloyd, Cass Sunstein, Anita Dunn, John Holdren, Bill Ayers and, above all, the “kind and gracious” FLOTUS.

He also has the money, the support of millions of useful idiots and a revolutionary’s rigid determination when it comes to bringing down America, Western civilization and capitalism.

Robert Ringer, World Net Daily 31 Comments [6/4/2012 3:24:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 87840

A Canadian farmer has lost at least 250 cows in the past 10 years. While the government has charged him and says he failed to feed them, the farmer claims the alien defense.

Werner Bock has posted plenty of YouTube videos in recent years detailing his cattle's malnourished appearance, sunken features and hair loss. He declares that his cows were the victims of "death rays," some form of alien weapon that's been covered up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

"At least 250 head of cattle have died from what we call a death beam," Bock said on camera in May of last year. "Where the atmospheric air is manipulated into a death beam, focused on the noses of the animals."

The animals breath in the death beam and slowly die, the eastern New Brunswick farmer claims.

Werner Bock, Huffington Post 28 Comments [6/19/2012 4:29:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 83765

I found this image a while back... Took me a while to find this again... You know the video that was released of the Pentagon Attack? The video that just shows a blip on the screen and then an explosion. Well you cannot distinguish what the object is. Why would they hide the Videos? Perhaps because they can be freeze framed and people would see what actually hit the Pentagon. Take a close look at this image.. The bottom image is a Cruise Missile painted as an American Airline's Jetliner. Very close comparison isn't it? Especially when flying at a low altitude cruising at around 400+ MPH...

Knightly Knews, Democratic Underground 43 Comments [9/13/2011 3:00:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 33

Quote# 83429

The ruling families are manipulating your energy through the geometrical-mathematical Matrix. They know that all things are linked back to creational Source energy through a myriad of grid energies. They also know that everything follows the same blueprint or geometric patterns which repeat over and over in an endless dance of sound, light and color.

The manipulation of the Matrix energy grid by the ruling families is on a much larger scale than anyone can imagine. Street plans of entire cities and regions have been designed with occult symbolism and precise mathematical grids. Among the many examples is the street plan around Capitol Hill in Washington which portrays the Congress building in the belly of an owl (symbol of the Satanic God Moloch and child sacrifice) sitting at the capstone of a pyramid. In Paris, twelve street corners connect into the Sun circle at the Arc de Triomphe.

Prediction #10 Ma-tricks, helpfreetheearth.com 30 Comments [8/26/2011 3:59:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 79179

This was a different Obama last night

By Candace

Jan 26, 2011 - 3:53:43 PM

Last night I noticed a scar under his hair on the left side of his head. I have not seen this before in his hair patterns. Doesn't mean this version hasn't been around, but I am pretty sure we now have 2 with nearly gray to whitish hair. The one who recently showed up at the Arizona ceremony, who was the skinny lanky one I have seen before, but I did not realize HOW skinny until I saw him walking in the ill fitting silk suit. If the man had a legitimate surgery, the public has a right to know! My guess is this was a plastic surgery to make the man who is pretending look more like the real thing. Readers, you need to attempt to gently make some of your folks aware of the different hair colors and the like, you can just show them images and say you are wondering what is going on!

Well just now on GLP there is a thread going and there are pics. The scar runs down into his neck.

Candace, Abundant Hope 28 Comments [2/3/2011 6:11:10 AM]
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Quote# 91380

Robert Catalano, Evidence, Please 17 Comments [1/11/2013 4:54:02 PM]
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Quote# 86765

Back in 2006 after the national elections in Kenya, Raila Odinga had lost his try for President of Kenya but rioting ensued by his followers. BHO2 encouraged Odinga to foment murderous rampages. Christian churches were burned down with parishioners inside.
Never, never, never forget that our President advised his relative to do that. It is what he intends for the U.S. - of that, I have no doubt.

SatinDoll, Free Republic 19 Comments [4/3/2012 3:48:29 AM]
Fundie Index: 33

Quote# 79174

I am a Sovereign Citizen of the Republic of Ohio, and represent myself as such at all times. I sign my Driver's License with "su juris U-CC-207" and my Automobile Registration with "Under Duress, All rights Reserved." A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket, asking the Officer, "Didn't you look at his license and see that?" When a police officer stops me, I ask him or her, "are you a Peace Officer, or a Policy Enforcer"? They always act with respect after that.

autowrench, Above Top Secret 24 Comments [2/2/2011 4:45:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 33

Quote# 85322

They want to disorganize America and turn it into some African nation of little savage pervs who will think of no further than, litteraly, a spitting distance.

Obama wants a lottery drawn about who will be America or leading the world next. It’s a scam of course because he is cynical and only wants to destroy and not build any other country.

It’s part of the French Guillotine and Soviet Purge denounciation system. It’s easy when someone will be paid with drugs or a quick sex fix or homosexual acts in public to denounce the rich and the organized vs. a disorganized idiotic state and Marxist gang of morons.

Their equality of wealth somehow does not imply merrit in their equation.

It’s like “hope and change” taking the convicted fox into the hen house will change him into a hen.

The guy is a murderer, thief and organizer of pogroms (flash mobs and OWS) and genocide.

Welcome Pol Pot USA.

JudgemAll, Free Republic 25 Comments [12/22/2011 4:29:18 AM]
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Quote# 76791

was fortunate to watch the first Apollo on live TV. Knowing that there would be a "canned" statement when the Astronaut stepped onto the surface of the moon, I was attuned to the first 'real' comment he would make. I was somewhat shocked to CLEARLY hear that first observation, "It's solid!" So shocked, that I turned to my parents and made a sarcastic remark, 'What did he think it was made of, Green Cheese?' So, after all these years, I can clearly remember the incident. One of the most important pictures (I bought a set at the time) was the shot of the footprint on the moon with only a minimum of dust showing.

Not long ago, I recalled the event and did a search on the Internet and found a Transcript of the radio transmissions. I had my second shock of that event. The statement that I remember so well was edited OUT of the transcript and replaced with a remark that the transmission was garbled. See (the link for) Transcript segment below. There was NOTHING garbled about that transmission, the statement came through NATIONAL TV as clear as a bell.

Furthermore, if anyone really thinks that NASA was not worried about the lander sinking. Then they owe it to themselves to take a trip to Washington and see the craft in the Smithsonian. The first time I saw the module I though that the design was very odd. After seeing it in person, I understood the design. NASA was so concerned about the vehicle sinking that they put it on stilts, had HUGE floats attached to the legs and also equipped it with a mechanism to only allow the engines to shut down if there was a solid base. Just looking at the vehicle and then considering that it was landing in a gravity 1/6th Earth's convinced me that NASA was paranoid about the lander sinking.

I believe that at the time of the Apollo missions, it was common knowledge that one of the expectations was to PROVE the age of the moon was very old. I now realize that this was the Evolutionist/Creationist battle in full swing back then.

The reason I bring this to your attention is I am a FIRST SOURCE, and I hate to think that this important information will be lost when I die. It clearly documents the lengths that evolutionists will go to ELIMINATE documentation that supports Creation. I should further mention that AT THE TIME THIS OCCURRED, I WAS AN EVOLUTIONIST. Fortunately, I came to know the Lord a short time later.

Thomas S. Doherty , in the Beginning 30 Comments [10/10/2010 5:02:07 AM]
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Quote# 66144

[I alway wondered though, how do they get such clear images from a lens moving 17,000 mph?]

They don't. The Hubble space telescope is a hoax! Just like the moon landing.

All the pictures are photoshop fakes. Not only that, NASA gets them made up on the cheap in China.

Mr Murray, Vanguard News Network 30 Comments [10/8/2009 2:40:21 PM]
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Quote# 84741

Did you ever consider what those birth certificates and census forms were REALLY about?

Who owns you? Some disturbing facts that affect everyone!

These are some of the facts which are so shrewdly hidden that the mere ability comprehend what they truly entail is beyond most Americans. The list is fairly long, but it is worth the read.

The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.)
The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816)
The U.S. Has not had a Treasury since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654)
The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg.113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288)
The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy its finally over. (Executive Order 12803) Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914

[it gets crazier from there, eg:]

Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213)
The Pope can abolish any law in the United States. (Elements of Ecclesiastical Law Vol.1 53-54)
A 1040 form is for tribute paid to Britain. (IRS Publication 6209)

Commercial Redemption, Commercial Redemption 27 Comments [11/10/2011 3:02:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Meshakhad

Quote# 90766

This is the best plan in quite awhile, we all need to write our senators and DEMAND that they do nothing to help this country. We have become impure, and must be clensed by any means necessary. No liberal should be safe anywhere, no money spent on them anywhere they declared this war on us by using contrails and HAARP to brainwash poll workers into distorting the vote so it looked like the lieberals won once again. Thank God for those who care enough about America and their fellow Americans that they rather see the country destroyed then to work with the forces of evil.

JamesPiekko1, World Net Daily 32 Comments [11/17/2012 7:46:17 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 87230

In one speech, Obama viciously attacks Sarah Palin and then admits to the world the he was born in Kenya, all while knowing that he will soon be declaring Martial Law due to the soon to be Obama Birth Certificate Natural Born Citizen Uprising and Mass Protests and will cancel the 2012 elections.

Uncle Slayton, Free Republic 33 Comments [5/6/2012 5:14:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 88948

A small amount of confusion on this - there were in fact, TWO individuals born within a relatively short time span of each other, one in Kenya, the other somewhere in US jurisdiction (may or may not have been Hawaii), bearing the name “Barack Hussein Obama”, and both purportedly the offspring of Barack Hussein Obama the Senior. One was designated “Junior”, the other the suffix “II” or “the Second”.

My contention is that the Current Occupant of the Oval Office may not, in fact, be the genetic descendant of BHO Senior, but the love child of Stanley Dunham and an as yet unidentified woman who was an American of African descent. Stanley Anne Dunham faked the pregnancy and entered into a marriage of convenience with Senior, for the express purpose of disguising the misdeed of her father. The child was delivered, not in Hawaii, but in or near Seattle, Washington, whisked away to Hawaii, and a “certificate of live birth” was created to cover this clandestine transfer. Unfortunately, everybody who would have been privy to any or all of this information is now deceased.

I want to see some DNA evidence.

alloysteel, Free Republic 28 Comments [8/13/2012 3:46:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84540





THEY CRIME CONTEMPLATED AGAINST US PER EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR OVER 66 YEARS AND NOW, THEY WANT YOU TO RAISE COMMUNIST FLAG UNDER AMERICAN SKY !!! ONE RACE; RAT RACE(Wall street protesters are Obama's raise of the planet Apes army which spread from London per Zionist Washington DC and communist Moscow where new Stalin is in place – PUTIN) !!!


IF YOU PROTEST(YOU SHOULD), DISPLAY, "66 YEARS OF GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITES IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE" OR GET LOST HOME IF NOT ALREADY HOMELESS(I despise people who starve to death and are afraid to even say truth while protesting)

Gepaart Visioner, LA Times comments 40 Comments [10/28/2011 3:24:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Trike

Quote# 88533

At the end of his life, Pasteur admitted that his theory was a fraud. He said that it was not the germs that mattered, but the medium in which they lived. And yet, his so-called "work" is the basis of the whole medical model of disease and healing.

The Germ theory CANNOT account for the fact that if you expose 100 people to what he called "pathogenic bacteria" that 10 of the people in that room will NOT DEVELOP THE DISEASE. It's not that germs cause disease at all. The pH of those people's bodies' was not acidic enough to support the transformation of the germ into a bacteria, fungus or virus. Because the germ never mutates, the person never gets sick.

Because of what I know about Louis Pasteur and The Germ Theory, there is no way that I will allow myself to be treated by a medical doctor trained in the United States or other Western countries. Their diagnoses and treatments inevitably make the patient sicker by plunging the body into an even more acidic state, and encouraging the more rapid transformation of microbes into deadly pathogens.

eilif, Daily Paul 29 Comments [7/24/2012 10:15:42 AM]
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Quote# 84106

When I see these polls of Obama beating all these Repubs, you can tell the fix is in. I honestly do not know one person that cares for the guy, there is no possible way in a fair, non corrupt election that Obama would beat anybody in the GOP field, no matter how sorry they are. The media is playing a psychological game with the public, you cannot convince me that that many people would vote for a guy that is intentionally killing our economy.

SoThankful, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [10/3/2011 3:05:15 PM]
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Quote# 92812

The Masons are the Masters of Space (mathematics/form)

Saturn is the God of Time.

Time is Space. Space is Time.

The Masons are therefore the Masters of Time and therefore followers of Saturn: The Free-Masons are the Cult of Saturn, the Cult of Destruction, for it is through time that all returns to nothingness.

Furthermore, the very word "mason" is the eymological origin of the word "mass." And all mass (physical substance) is ultimately composed of space, contorted and shaped.

The number eight is significant because 8 is the number of cubes that bound the surface of a hypercube which is probably the ultimate conceptual representation of fourth dimensional space. Although, some might say that the hypersphere or simplex are more apt symbols of the higher spheres.

Zaloias, Godlike Productions 29 Comments [2/23/2013 4:39:06 AM]
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Quote# 83492

Be careful. One of their “charter school” tricks is to hide communist propagandist code in advanced mathematics. As soon as you stop understanding your granddaughter’s math homework (whether that’s at the algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, or even the long-division level) you need to really ramp up the vigilance!

MODEL82A1, The Blaze 41 Comments [8/29/2011 1:12:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 31

Quote# 83064

Now, I don't know about you, but I am flat-out fed up with these arrogant parasites lying to and about me, calling me and other decent Americans cultists, killers of old people, abusers of children, and lackeys of a boogey-man class the neo-fascist Democrats call "the Rich." I am totally over being talked down to by knuckle-dragging degenerates who can't keep their pants zipped or pay their taxes or get through a week without taking a bribe. We are paying for five-star, Made in the USA government, and getting cheap, Chinese junk.

The neo-fascist Democrats and their "reach-across-the-aisle" running dog RINOs need to be gotten out of government, the sooner the better, and by any means legally possible.

Which brings us to the so-called "President," one Barry Barack Hussein Obama-Soetoro, he of the phony social security number, and self-proclaimed natural born citizen of the United States of America. I say self-proclaimed, because he has steadfastly refused to produce valid proof that he is who and what he claims to be. Indeed, he has spent some $2,000,000 to make sure the public has zero access to documents regarding his past.

Since he will not produce his records from Occidental College — we know he went there, because there are pictures of him there, smoking dope — I must assume that a) he never graduated; or b) he did, but because of affirmative action; or c) he was receiving aid as a foreign student, i.e., an Indonesian, like his adoptive step-father, Lolo Soetoro; or d) a combination of a and/or b, and c. The same goes for Columbia, where no one — I repeat, no one — remembers him, and Harvard.

I can hear the Obamabots now, going apoplectic, calling me a racist, a conspiracy nut, a birther. But if I am wrong, all Obama has to do is unseal the records, and prove it. Period.

As to the birther part of it, since a large number of independent experts have declared every single purported Obama birth record to be rather crude forgeries, I still await verifiable proof.

The really outrageous thing about all this is that what Obama-Soetoro refuses to produce is what a greeter at Wal-Mart or a federal GS-03 file clerk is required to hand over to get hired, and would be fired for, if the documents or claims turned out to be fake. But according to the corrupt federal judges who have thrown out every single suit asking for this documentation, the man holding the highest, most powerful, and thus, most responsible office in the free world, doesn't have to. Folks, there is something seriously, dangerously wrong here.

Michael Oberndorf, Renew America 34 Comments [8/7/2011 2:47:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 79982

Just had dinner with some Hollywood insiders.


It's worse than you think. These bastards are in a FRENZY to solidify the "fundamental transformation" of America. They're going to do and say anything they can to prop up Obama and the communists, the Islamists, Eco-Nazis and anyone else that is working to destroy us.

They know there is a shift in attitude among Americans...which is why the new Atlas Shrugged movie is being ignored. Theatre owners are being pressured not to show it. No distributor will touch it. THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE IT!

There will be bad press, terrible reviews and LOTS OF MOVIES SUDDENLY COMING OUT that have the opposite message (capitalism is evil and you are bad).

From what I'm told, there is at once a feeling of haughty superiority over the "gun toting, bible clinging, unsophisticated" hicks AND a terrible fear that they might start to wake up and flex their considerable muscle.

DO NOT patronize anything "Hollywood". Shun those stupid films and TV shows, stop paying to see tart-lets and moron actors, stop buying the crap they're handing us. We don't need censorship, just market pressure. If we don't buy, they go away. (Of course, they might get a gov't bail out, but...)

They are worthless at best, subversive at worst.

JOE McCARTHY WAS RIGHT (and I'm serious...that's from an insider who was there. Almost all of those accused of being communists WERE communists. Gee, isn't it strange that the message sent out by Hollywood was all about big, bad "Joe" and the "black list" and "witch hunts"...and now we have open communists in the media and even in the White House.)

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 40 Comments [3/14/2011 3:36:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 78470

Under The Obama regime, Conspiracy theories are not theories and — to quote Rev. Wright — the Obama subjugations (without strong opposition from the American people) are now "comin' home to roost." That one fateful election in 2008 had the most dire consequences ever to befall our nation.

Still think those recently refurbished FEMA camps and the ObamaGov's military Ads for "Internment Resettlement Specialists" are nothing to worry about? Really?

Sher Zieve, Renew America 19 Comments [1/2/2011 7:14:20 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 81481

[Re. "ObamaCare"]

Behold the next Holocaust brought to you by Obama, Pelsoi, Reid and the DemoRAT party. Their camps will be hospices where you will be remanded to for your “end of life” care courtesy of Big Bro and Big Sis.

Welcome to 1930’s Germany. Obama “shovel ready” jobs will be those that come for you via their Gestapo or union goons to haul you off. Think not? Think Again! Always remember, the political class will ensure that they get the best health care available via We The People’s tax dollars. You, on the other hand, are expendable for the good of the state.

ExTexasRedhead, Free Republic 27 Comments [5/25/2011 3:19:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 92231

9/11 was a holographic hoax

The twin towers were never brought down but are still there cloaked by a hologram to make it look like there is now a memorial there.

Over there is a secret door hidden by an optical illusiom. If anyone ever gets past door 11, the password is 3666, and then you will find your answer.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 31 Comments [1/23/2013 4:07:41 AM]
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Quote# 92930

The United Nations is an affront to our sovereignty and should be abolished.
The building in New York should be rendered into a museum of truth, exposing the House of Rothschild, and display every example of their attempt at world domination and tyranny since the 1300's. A whole floor should be dedicated to how they establish central banks in various countries to control their currency and fund all sides of all war to profit from. Investigations should be conducted, and all of the details of the World Trade Center demolitions should be completely spelled out as to how and why. Put that on the 13th floor.

David Lango, WND 18 Comments [3/2/2013 9:42:35 AM]
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Quote# 91367

I imagine the quality of life for the people of North Korea isn't any worse than the average Brit. There is no real freedom of speech in Britain, our people are being locked up or persecuted up for what they say, for which political party they support. We are bled dry in taxes and forced to pay for vile marxist propaganda spewed out by the disgraceful Biased Brainwashing Corporation.

Jim Biasi, BBC News 32 Comments [12/14/2012 4:04:58 AM]
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Quote# 82487

If you accept the Jewish-controlled media version of 09/11/01, a rag tag bunch of low-tech warriors, led by the holy warrior sheik Osama bin Laden from a cave at the end of the earth, and armed with nothing more than a few pairs of box cutters, pulled off the most astonishing and effective attack in world history. In response, we destroyed American liberties with the USA "PATRIOT" act.


Osama was smart enough, ( As are many other Middle Easterners ) to realize the bandit state Israel is not a legitimate nation, it needs to be wiped off of Western maps and returned to its rightful inhabitants.

It is quite a shame that he fell for the global warming scam though, goes to show that even great men like bin Laden can fall for these elaborate hoaxes perpetrated by the Jewish supremacists.

Oscar Yeager, Day Of The Rope 26 Comments [7/14/2011 3:44:11 AM]
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Quote# 69995

Either you guys are still too naive, or I'm too cynical to believe that honest elections (or Democrats leaving office graciously at all) will ever happen anymore.

From this day forward, every Democrat will be ACORNed into office whether they win the vote or not.

You think we were screwed over in November 2008? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

I hope to God I'm wrong, but I get a bad feeling that I'm not...

Nunya, Moonbattery 27 Comments [2/1/2010 4:02:20 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 63924


MARK OF THE BEAST, Prison Planet 47 Comments [7/12/2009 8:21:37 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 72982

If you go to the Supreme Court of the United States Website, and type in Barack Obama in the search box at the upper right, you will see a number of lawsuit dockets where petitions have been filed aganst Obama (named as respondent). In each docket, Elena Kagen is listed as the legal representative (attorney) for Obama. She must know where a lot of bodies are buried - Obama always makes sure he does his "paybacks". Kagen probably even knows where Obama's original, lawful birth certificate is! Gotta keep Kagen happy. Obama is a liar and a disgrace to the office of the presidency.

wantheads2roll, Fox News 25 Comments [5/18/2010 10:24:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 90222

And now comes, I, Barack Hussein Obama (1961-). I was the illegitimate first son of Stanley Anne Durham and my real father, the Soviet agent and communist propagandist, Frank Marshall Davis. We were born four weeks apart (Aug. 4/Aug. 31).

I, Obama, was the product of a vast and enduring conspiracy to hide my radical background but to, nevertheless, embrace those same radical ideals – Islam, Marxism, socialism, progressivism, Malcolm X racial hatred, anti-Americanism. From ages four to nine, I was indoctrinated in Muslim theology at an Indonesian madrassa. I have never recanted or repented from my Muslim faith, and I wear a ring inscribed with the shahada to prove my undying allegiance to Islam.

I, Obama, was shipped back from Indonesia to Hawaii, from ages nine to 18, where three times a week my mother and grandfather arranged for me to be indoctrinated in Marxist/socialist ideology by my real father, Frank Marshall Davis. I have never recanted or repented from my Marxist faith. Like my former chief of staff, now mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, we are bisexual and members of the uptown Chicago gay bathhouse, “Man’s Country.” My “body man,” Reggie Love, was my best friend, personal assistant and secret lover, until that dark day when Reggie Love forced me to accept his resignation. My marriage to Michelle was a complete sham concocted by Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson and Valerie Jarrett to deceive the public, make me look normal and cover up my homosexual lifestyle.

Ellis Washington, World Net Daily 41 Comments [10/21/2012 7:10:36 AM]
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The "Too Batshit for Conservapedia Award"

Quote# 82878

Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian, widely blamed for the deaths of at least 93 people in Norway on July 22, 2011. Michael Savage and others have pointed out that it is very unlikely that this is the case, however, as the official story from the Socialistic government doesn't add up, convincing many that this is a false flag operation and actually the work of Muslim terrorists. Evidence for this includes a Muslim terrorist organization claiming credit, the unlikelihood of two separate attacks in two distant areas being carried out by one person on the same day, the fact that this attack has all the hallmarks of Muslim terrorists, and the fact that Christian conservatives never do this sort of thing. Many see this as a set up, possibly to be used as an excuse to crack down on Christianity and conservatism in one of the world's most liberal countries. More mysterious is why they would work so hard to defend the Muslims who are probably responsible for these atrocities. It is likely that, in the leftist style of Neville Chamberlain, they are trying to appease terrorists by exonerating them from blame, in the vain hope they will not repeat such unspeakable acts.

AngusT, Conservapedia 36 Comments [7/28/2011 3:20:18 AM]
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Quote# 87885

When I first saw news reports of Whitney Houston's death, I recognized her name as a female singer, but I did not know much else about her. Apparently I never listen to her style of music.

I ignored the reports of her death but, as the days passed, I noticed that there were hundreds of news reports about her, and they were occurring day after day. Why was her death getting so much attention?

I have since listened to a couple of her songs, and I can see that she had phenomenal singing talent, but talented people die every day, so there has to be some other reason that so many journalists are publishing so many articles about her death. After glancing through some of the articles, my conclusion is that "the Jews" murdered her, and they are struggling to do "damage control"

Eric Hufschmid, www.erichufschmid.net 24 Comments [7/5/2012 3:25:19 AM]
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Quote# 88201

I think you are right. Giving healthy children a cocktail of toxins-—and all vaccinations have known toxins in them-—has to affect the babies in particular. We used to NEVER give vaccinations to children under 6 mos. of age.

These pediatricians who mandate newborn vaccinations to healthy infants should be put in prison.

The Bill Gates crowd—think there are a few too many billion people in the world and sterilization through vaccines would be the best method to save the planet. Of course, getting Autism helps prevent marriage and families also-—what a coincidence.

Just look at the amount and timing of vaccinations in the 70’s and then in the 90’s. All that toxin being injected into toddlers is a crime. They can’t excrete it at young ages and the toxins attack the neurons in the brain. There is a correlation because Autism became epidemic after the schedule of vaccines were upped and the age lowered in children.

savagesusie, Free Republic 33 Comments [7/7/2012 6:50:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 83635

Libertas is also called the Freedom Goddess, Lady Freedom, the Goddess of Liberty. You know there’s a statue in New York harbor called the Statue of Liberty. You know where we got it from? French Free Masons. Listen folks that is an idol, a demonic idol, right there in New York harbor. People say, ‘well no it’s patriotic.’ What makes it patriotic? Why is it? It’s a statue of a false goddess, the Queen of Heaven. We don’t get liberty from a false goddess folks, we get our liberty from Jesus Christ and that Statue of Liberty in no way glorifies Jesus Christ. There is no connection whatsoever. So I’m just telling you we practice idolatry in America in ways that we don’t even recognize.

John Benefiel, BigThink 36 Comments [9/6/2011 3:31:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden

Quote# 93483

President Barack Obama is now the global head of Al-Qaeda – bankrolling, arming and equipping terrorists around the world in order to achieve his administration’s geopolitical objectives – while simultaneously invoking the threat of terrorists domestically to destroy the bill of rights.

Paul Joseph Watson & Alex Jones, infowars 27 Comments [4/1/2013 3:34:52 AM]
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Submitted By: fishtank

Quote# 84706

So many of scientist’s “studies” are agenda driven, like the “hockey stick” and “vaccine safety tests” so that they can pull the wool over the eyes of people “WITH THE TRUTH AND FACTS” and force policies to corral and destroy Capitalism and freedom and health.

A lot of “science” is all about power and money. Studies which “have” to have particular results, paid for by corporations and governments.

Their object is total control over all the masses—reproduction and property, life and death and activities.

savagesusie, Free Republic 32 Comments [11/9/2011 4:15:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84126

One of the most popular of brands, Monster energy drinks, have been consumed by millions around the globe. But other than its high health risk issues, what's wrong with the product? If you notice by its logo, there is a lot of dark symbolism implied here. But nothing anyone can't explain from surface value right? "I mean it's called Monster, obviously the lines are scratch marks meaning if you drink it, you will get a lot of energy, enough for people to think your a monster." Right?... Well if any Jewish rabbi just so happened to be walking in a super market and saw this logo, they would probably run. Let me explain....

If you notice, the scratches are very oddly shaped. The top of the scratches are hook-like, all pointing to the left it seems. But what logo or picture depicting scratches have you ever seen to look like this? I doubt you will find too many. Reason being that the company wanted to relay an underlying message that may be disturbing to any person that can read Hebrew.

As you can see from this Hebrew counting chart, the shape of these odd looking claw marks strongly resemble the letter "Vav". Commonly used as the numerical value of 6 in Hebrew.

So if the can was translated from Hebrew into English, the logo would look more like this:


Scary right? (there is a hidden cross inside of the "O" as well). The company also has a very popular slogan frequently used in there commercial ad's. Anybody remember what it is?

"Unleash The Beast"
Putting all these hidden occult messages together, it sounds something the Antichrist would use for a campaign slogan, "666 Monster Energy: Unleash The Beast!" lol But seriously...

Energy Drinks More Harmful Than You Think, Justify Theory  38 Comments [10/6/2011 3:23:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 74877

SNOBama is not looking to start a race war. That's too small for his thinking which is the thinking of William Ayers and his harridan wife. SNOBama is looking to start a CLASS war on the level of the Russian or Cuban revolution. Group think. Keep in mind how much the left hates this country, the gangs of anarchists, wacko enviornmentalists, muslims, others who see the chance to have the last act for the utopia they want to create. Race war is minor thinking. There are much bigger sharks circling in the tank. He will wait until the entire nation is embroiled.

SNOBama is laying the foundation for class warfare right now. The entire administration is. Get the rich, the rich are unfair, stop the rich, take the profits from those businesses, everyone is cheating the poor. WHO is rich? Obviously it isn't only millionaires. It's everyone who gets dividend check from investments, has a business, lives in a nice house, drives a decent late model car. We had a Vietnamese CONGRESSMAN asking for an executive to commit suicide. How long before executions? SNOBama is on the television every day promoting his ideas of class warfare. The spearhead and foundation might be a race war, but he had much more in mind than that.

Kathy30, Free Conservatives 47 Comments [8/2/2010 3:34:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 87179

What the heck is that long scar running up the side of Barack Obama’s noggin, up over his crown, then down the other side of his head?

No one in the media has asked (until recently, that is, after this article appeared on this blog).

The point is: We can’t see his medical records, his school records, his college records, or his birth certificate. He’s almost done with his first term, and we still know almost nothing about the background of the President of the United States.

Very strange.

Whatever happened to create that scar, it was clearly something serious.

Was it a brain operation? Has it affected his thinking? Is he really an alien from another planet, which would explain no birth certificate?

We have no proof as to where he was born, to whom, where he came from, or what his national origin is. Maybe he’s one of the androids (a replicant), like in Bladerunner, not really human at all.

Anything’s possible.

Ben Hart, Escape Tyranny 23 Comments [5/1/2012 3:40:26 AM]
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Submitted By: JB Mason

Quote# 81066

Is everyone here really this blind? We conveniently kill Bin Laden the night before Orly Taitz (finally after 2.5 years) conducts oral arguments in court about Obama's fake birth certificate and stolen SSN.

And they conveniently never show the body on the news and they conveniently must bury the body within 24 hours due to some obscure ritual and it will be conveniently put in an unmarked grave and he was conveniently shot in the head so the body couldn't be identified (while taking caution not to cause harm to women and children) LMFAO.

If you people can't see that this was all staged to distract from Obama being tried in court for treason the very same day, well then this country deserves everything it gets.

David, Moonbattery 33 Comments [5/5/2011 3:30:37 AM]
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Quote# 76063

AIDS is the biggest public health scam in medical history. Like global warming, AIDS is being used to push a powerful leftist political agenda. For over two decades the Public Health Establishment has used your tax dollars and the full power of the federal government to wage a massive propaganda (and intimidation) campaign designed to:

(A) prevent the American public from hearing the scientific evidence that suggests HIV may not cause AIDS
(B) scare the public into thinking "we are all at risk"
(C) coverup the extreme toxicity of AIDS chemotherapy drugs (which are not just used on "fast-track" gays and junkies, but also given to pregnant mothers, infants, and children)
(D) use this fear to push a leftist social agenda that includes socialized medicine, and the promotion of homosexuality and explicit sex "education" to tender-aged school children
(E) use their "public health mandate" to bypass the authority of parents and local school boards who object to their social engineering schemes
(F) create a massive federal bureaucracy encouraging the use of addictive drugs, to include prescription heroine
(G) use threats and intimidation to silence dissenting scientists and to keep the press from covering the debate
(H) and finally, to use AIDS as a model to push similar social agendas with respect to future epidemics.

GodGunsGuts, FreeRepublic 41 Comments [9/16/2010 3:52:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Son Goku On The Flying Nimbus

Quote# 60675

And there is a very real possibility that the Stuttering fool we know as Obama is actually Malcolm X Jr. and that is why the original birth certificate has yet to be produced.
It would explain his arrogance and it just so happens that the same Muslim Billionaire that put Lil'Barry through college is also credited with funding the Black Panthers, the nation of islam and muslim groups throughout the US.

Barrack Hussein Obama Barry Soetoro Malcom X Jr.?
A very real possibility.


Church Slave, Topix 25 Comments [3/19/2009 2:44:09 AM]
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Quote# 94377

It is fair to say the September Clues research has established these 4 main points:

1- The 9/11 imagery was nothing but a Hollywood-style film production, complete with actors in the role of 'eye-witnesses' or 'firefighters', staged 'running crowds', 3D-compositing and special cinematic effects. The '9/11 movie' was split into a number of short clips and sold to the TV audience as 'newscasts'. The few clips featuring 'airplanes' (or dull silhouettes thereof) were computer-generated images - all of which in stark conflict with each other, as now comprehensively demonstrated in every imaginable manner, angle and method.

2- No commercial airliners were hijacked or - much less - crashed into the WTC towers, the Pentagon or the Shanksville field. No valid/verifiable records exist for : their airport logs/schedules, their numbered parts, their alleged passengers. Their reported speeds at near sea-level as well as the absurd visuals of their total, effortless disappearance into the WTC façades defy the laws of mechanics and physics - and the absence of visible wake vortexes in the WTC impact imagery also defies the laws of aerodynamics.

3- The World Trade Center Complex (9 buildings in all) were demolished with powerful explosives. No image-analyses of the tower collapses can help determine just what type of explosives were employed - since the videos are 3D animations and do not represent the real-life events. In reality, as they collapsed, the WTC complex was most likely enveloped by military-grade smoke obscurants. No real/private imagery exists of the morning's events - 'thanks' to electromagnetic countermeasures.

4- No "3000" people were trapped in the top floors/nor perished in the WTC towers. Only one thing was more important to the perps than avoiding a mass murder of 3000 US citizens : to sell the notion that "bogeyman Bin Laden" killed 3000 US citizens. We have renamed the 'victims' of these psy-operations "VICSIMS" (SIMulated VICtims). In fact, our research has seen the same pattern emerge in all the so-called "Al-Quaeda Terror Attacks" around the world (LONDON 7/7, MADRID 11, BALI, MUMBAI, etc...). In all logic, the very last aggravation the plotters behind these false-flag operations wish to have, are scores of real families hounding them forever with real questions. Hence: NO real terror victims = Logical PsyOp rationale.

simonshack, Cluesforum 29 Comments [5/18/2013 4:19:57 AM]
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Quote# 63135


(I am quite serious about this. I’m not angry nor do I disrespect geology. In fact I’m saying geology is the key science that may and must now open the door to all of science’s future this century, and it’s a damn shame. Geology doesn’t take its responsibility seriously.)

If there was a time, friend geologist, to challenge me, this is the time. Perhaps the last time before I publicly challenge the last 40 years of wrong geological theory before it‘s built up again. My main target:

There is no subduction. No plates subduct. Subduction is unscientific and untrue, the ramifications of which are world shaking. And… the Earth grows! (You may have heard this before, so I caution you. This is not your father’s Earth expanding theory.) Earth is growing, not expanding, and therein lies the past-error who's answer lies in physics and not geology. Still here we mainly talk geology.

You think Earth growing is silly, but you have been taught to think that. Suppose you learned it the other way? Suppose it’s you who have been fed wrong thinking and swallowed it hook, line and stinker. Suppose YOU’VE been convinced of something you will soon laugh at! You believe the Earth eats its own crust and it has been devoured and is magically gone! At least 3/4’s of the surface coating is gone. Doesn’t that, on the face of it, seem odd? It is odd you know. 5 billion years ago this granitic mostly melted coating covered the Earth, correct?

Neal Adams, A CHALLENGE TO ALL GEOLOGISTS ON EARTH 41 Comments [6/10/2009 11:42:42 AM]
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Quote# 61942

I know, I know, you are going to think I am crazy - but here goes anyway. There are all kinds of conspiracy theories out there about who is really behind Barack Hussein Obama. George Soros is often cited. For me, there is no doubt in my mind that there is someone pulling his strings. A guy with Obama's experience (or lack thereof), just doesn't make it to that office without a tremendous amount of help - not to mention money. He was too well packaged and insulated for it to have been natural. Yes, the media covered his tracks, but there was/is something, or someone else at work here. I feel it in my gut.

Little, subtle things, a few not-so-subtle, bother me about this guy. His insistence on retaining his blackberry for one. During the campaign, I watched him having very in depth conversations with "someone", while at the same time he was surrounded by several of his top advisers. I was already suspicious, but I caught myself wandering, "who's on the other end". Try his total dependency on the teleprompter - it just seems odd that someone so "smart" and "articulate" rarely can convey his "own" thoughts without looking, well, inexperienced. Bush was a horrible speaker, but you knew what was in his heart and you knew he was telling the truth. As for the not-so-subtle - his blatent radical agenda. I thought its implementation would have been a little more "subtle".

Yesterday, I heard someone propose a theory of who this "someone" is. I am not saying that I completely buy this - but it was interesting. Remember the famous "bow" to the Saudi king? Was it from a lack experience in Heads-Of-State protocol; or, was it an automatic reflex acknowledging servitude? But wait, the theory got even more interesting (or insane). Our country has not been attacked since 9/11. Well, the person offering this theory disagrees. We have been attacked again - it happened in November 2008 with the election of the 44th POTUS.

Michael at SpiritualOutpost, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [5/3/2009 10:42:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiger

Quote# 74278

For 40 years America has struggled with the question about why President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Movies, books, television and radio shows have all made fortunes putting forth vague, unsubstantiated conspiracy theories. All of these theories eventually lead to the same dead end, they couldn't explain WHY HE WAS KILLED?


Today, after 40 years the "WHY," can now be seen clearly. JFK was killed to insure passage of the 1964 "Civil Rights Law," and the 1965 "Hart-Celler Immigration Reform," laws!

The "Hart-Celler," immigration bill literally opened America's borders to the third world, while STOPPING immigration from Europe. Since 1975, 75% of immigration has been from the undeveloped 3rd world. The SUICIDE PILL OF CHAIN MIGRATION, where relatives and children born on American soil gain instant status has swallowed up White America, and by 2035 White America will be a minority in their own nation. This is hardly what the founding Fathers had in mind. The "Civil Rights," bill then gave "EQUAL RIGHTS," to the illegal invaders.

Under Hart-Celler, Immigration to America DOUBLED from 1965 to 1970 and then DOUBLED again from 1970 to 1990! The long term effects of this massive immigration has been an overwhelming of American cities and states. The political implications were visible this past election when minority voteers were directly responsible for electing Barak Hussein Obama President.

Even National Public Radio or NPR, admits "Hart-Celler," killed white America.

It is no surprise to learn that 75% of Americans opposed both of those bills.
WHY? Because in 1962 America was 95% WHITE, SAFE, PROSPEROUS AND LITERALLY RULED THE WORLD! There was no chance of passing either of those laws. Every time they were brought up in Congress massive opposition from the public stopped them cold.

No matter what excuses were put forth, they could not explain to White Americans who had just won World War 2 why "AMERICA WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS WE WERE!"

Politicians looked stupid standing on the floor of Congress and telling the richest, strongest people on earth that they were so insufficient that the only way to "HEAL" ourselves was to commit national racial suicide! NOBODY BELIEVED IT!

Something was needed. Something had to be done to soften the American people up. Something so shocking and devastating had to take place that the American people would be distracted while the two suicide pills were forced down America's throat.

That something was the deliberate murder of the elected president of the United States.

Anonymous, Working Man News 31 Comments [7/7/2010 1:30:17 PM]
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Quote# 60794

I honestly believe the media, the liberals, and all parties involved that support Obama know he is not a natural born citizen.
The rabid hatred the left wing has for our Country takes presedence over anything else.
I believe that the Left is using Obama as a tool for punishment against Conservatives.
The Left wants to aboslish our Constitution and remove all religions excluding islam.
Consessions will be made for the murderous moslems due to the fact they helped the Left in their anti America agenda & take over.
Trust me when I tell you that everyone who voted for Obama knows the absolute truth about him.
The Obamaites know he is illegal, they know he is moslem, they know he has terrorist friends and supporters, they also know he has plans to destroy our Country......when you present them with facts, they argue despite knowing the truth. Like I said ...the RAGE coming from the traitors of this Country has reached a rabid level.

islam is cancer, Topix 42 Comments [3/22/2009 3:52:40 PM]
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Quote# 80423

It's a bad bill. And then when you find out that the prior Congress not only passed that 2,800 page bill with all kinds of things in it, including a new president's commissioned officer corps and non-commissioned officer corps. Do we really need that? I wondered when I read that in the bill. But then when you find out we're being sent to Libya to use our treasure and American lives there, maybe there's intention to so deplete the military that we're going to need that presidential reserve officer commissioned corps and non-commissioned corps that the president can call up on a moment's notice involuntarily, according to the Obamacare bill.

Louie Gohmert, TPM 22 Comments [4/3/2011 6:20:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden

Quote# 90689

Think about this....95% of all pollsters came to the generally same conclusion...Obama was going to lose. Now we see the results were all WRONG...except for ONE of the pollsters in BO'S camp? In fact...ALL.the pollsters were wrong BIG TIME. THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE OUTCOME OF THIS ELECTION.....IT'S TOO BIG AND IT'S TOO 'CLEAN'. The EXACT states that BO needed ALL fell into his column? Obama telling the public BEFORE HAND to "Not panic" when they see the first states to be reported with exit polling? He needs to explain how he knew BEFOREHAND that was going to happen. THIS WHOLE ELECTION WREAKS OF VOTER FRAUD! There WILL BE investigations into this....there WILL be continued investigations into Benghazi....there WILL be continued investigations into all kinds of 'questionable' dealings by the Obama administration. I predict right here and now.................IMPEACHMENT of the OBAMA-Biden ticket this next summer on SEVERAL counts...one of which is voter fraud. There will be lots of people going to prison. COUNT ON IT!! Conservatives/republicans will get the last laugh on this one!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep your eyes open everybody....the evidence will get exposed by Mid-April!

Ruwan, Fox Nation 31 Comments [11/13/2012 4:12:26 AM]
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Quote# 90865

There can be little doubt that President for Life Idi Amin Obama will go for permanent power. There can be no other course of action for a narcissistic sociopath like the little dictator. His cult followers are already clamoring for it and he has shown his disdain for the Constitution so there is no reason he would obey the 22nd amendment when the first ten have been discarded so easily.

A third term makes him a dictator in full and we have no such office in our Constitution. That is just one more point on the timeline where civil war is justified. That is why I keep telling you all that we are going to have to fight that war eventually so we may as well make it over something worth having – secession. Strike now before Obama is ready and disrupt his plans for an American Dictatorship.

762x51, Moonbattery 21 Comments [11/20/2012 3:24:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 94232

Glenn Beck on the man who killed himself at Bush airport.

"If I were an honest journalist," Beck said, "I would find out where these guns came from; were they purchased or were they illegal. Oh, if they're illegal, I could guarantee you this is a set-up. Someone knows history. I do. At least I know enough history to know about the burning of the Reichstag":

Glenn Beck, Right Wing Watch 46 Comments [5/9/2013 3:09:47 AM]
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Quote# 91063

[In an Amazon review of "Deadly Choices: How the Anti-Vaccine Movement Threatens Us All".]

As an alternative health person; I find this book to be an outrage; that the public needs to know the facts about vaccines and that this author is one of the most uninformed; even dangerous men to the health of America.
I can understand his attitude; brainwashing is a rampant problem in our medical society but to take our FREEDOMS away is socialism; plain and simple.
You wanna shoot yourself and your kids and grandkids up with thousands of poisons; be my guest. But I for one will be the first person in a very very long line of people that will stop you from making your dreams of a vaccinated world a reality.

Kimberly Weninger, Amazon.com 31 Comments [12/2/2012 4:52:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 81273

The evidence suggests Pakistan's ISI hired or forced a Bin Laden double to live in the house. There were a lot of political benefits to both sides in pretending Bin Laden was still alive. Until Obama whacked the guy to change the subject away from the birth certificate. Nobody in the global intelligence community ever imagined a US President would risk military lives on such a cheap political act. Bush could have done the same thing in Fall, 2008 and probably helped McCain beat Obama - but he didn't.

Mr Jeeves, Free Republic 29 Comments [5/15/2011 4:16:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 83062

Today, it all changes. Everything we have known is being transformed. The Obama States of America is officially being established by the former Democrat and Republican parties. Today, we are all Obama-Stalinists and will now happily give everything we own over to the Obama government. In other words, we will embrace our slavery with smiles on our faces — or else.

Despite our efforts to stop it, both Republicans and Democrats voted to give Dictator-in-Chief Obama trillions of dollars more (which we no longer have) in this reality-show marking the end of the manufactured and phony "debt crisis." Note: There wouldn't be any crisis if Congress and the illegal POTUS would agree to stop spending and sending our money to their globalist friends overseas. But, they refuse.

The agreement to add additional trillions-of-dollars to our debt — which will now destroy and gut us completely — gives Obama the means to help his reelection campaign and does NOT provide any substantial cuts to spending...if any at all. Where did you think the Tyrant Obama planned to use a great deal of it?

The rumors that this was all a game between the Democrat and Republican parties to try to fool We-the-People into believing they are really working for us were and are true. Boehner and McConnell have just turned the country over to Obama, their planned super committee and Obama's dictatorship. Neither Establishment Republicans (RINOs...Democrat plants) or the now totally Marxist-Leninist Democrats are working for us or the country. They are working for themselves, against the United States of America and we now fully work for them.

Sher Zieve, Renew America 24 Comments [8/7/2011 2:41:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 92989

For the sake of argument, let's dispense with the liberal "birthers" bullshit. There are millions of aware, troubled Americans who are NOT willing to suck the "historic" Marxist's dick because of his skin color and ignore the very real question of his constitutional eligibility for the office of POTUS. Insultingly dismissing concerned, politically savvy citizens with a mindless buzzword is what liberals do. It's akin to calling critics of Gorebull Warming "deniers". Never mind the arguments. Just defame them.


If [Obama] is proven to be ineligible, it's not a matter of, "Will it happen?" By definition, a bill that has been signed into law by a person who is not qualified to sign it has not been enacted. It is not a law, no matter how much one wants it to be so. Ignoring that reality would change nothing, and it would signal the collapse of the US legislative system.

A world-shaking constitutional crisis would result from Obastard being proven to have been unqualified for office. For one thing, America would have been without a president since January 20, 2009, in violation of Article II of the Constitution. As such, nothing involving the POTUS performing an executive action was valid, by definition. If a person is not legitimately the President of the United States, the person could not have acted in that capacity.

It matters not one phucking iota that the result of that revelation would be devastating. One cannot escape the consequences by pretending that the causes did not happen or are irrelevant. To say, "Well, it's done and we can't change it, so we must live with it," is intolerable and more disastrous to America than the ineligibility of the president for the office. Elections and reelections don't alter reality. If the person in that office is not there legally, he is not the POTUS, period, no matter what tens of millions of deceived voters thought.

It behooves America to get the cold, hard facts. All of the credible evidence points to Obastard not being a natural-born US citizen. What do deliberately forged birth certificates say? What does a faked SS number say? What do millions of dollars spent burying every trace of his past say?

"Barrack has led by example, when we took our trip to Africa and visited his home country in Kenya, we took a public HIV test." What does that unjoking admission by Moochelle during a June 2008 campaign speech say?

This country MUST know the truth. It wouldn't be "nice" to know. It is mandatory to know. Even if he had been out of office for a decade when the facts were proven, the consequences would be no less horrific. Everything he did in his eight years of illegal occupancy of the People's House would be nullified. And the longer we wait, the worse it will be.

I for one would be relieved if that asshole DID prove his legitimacy. Then he could be opposed strictly on his record. However, anyone who isn't lip-locked on his phallus knows that he and his lackeys have gone out of their way to avoid answering the question of his eligibility. What the phuck is he hiding?

Clueless appeasers trying to bury the issue with chants of "birthers" are doing no one any favors.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 21 Comments [3/5/2013 4:15:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92692

At least Bush wasn't a dumbass or a liar, and he WAS a natural born American Citizen, which BHO has yet to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt. You can buy any paper in Chicago if you have enough money. If BHO is not rich, who is paying the at least$5M to keep his records sealed???Ever wonder about that?? He has been a dirty politician since he got into politics. Getting private papers of his opponents unsealed to get them to step down out of the race, You like this in a prez???Not me. Something smells like a cover up to me, just like Benghazi is/was.

Eleanor, The Daily Caller 24 Comments [2/15/2013 4:40:40 AM]
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Quote# 93018

You're the only person on here that understands the true point. The true point of fluoride is a spiritual war on our minds, it is designed to ruin our ability to spiritually awaken, by damaging the spiritual gland called the Pineal gland, which is known by all religious groups to be the "seat of the soul." Fluoride has nothing to do with teeth. Fluoride also kills us quickly, by shortening our life span, because the Pineal gland regulates your life span.

Charles Seiler, Mommyish 20 Comments [3/8/2013 4:08:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Amaryllis

Quote# 60573

From what I've heard on a YouTube video, Prince Charles had his sons implant that RFID chip back in 1996-I believe they were the 1st ones.

Without commenting anything further, I'll just say that PC is someone to keep an eye out on.

Yah-his recent "save the planet" comments over the last year have been eyepopping. Plus he also recently converted to Islam.

BornAgain123, RR 37 Comments [3/15/2009 12:48:58 PM]
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Quote# 80825

(Astronomers are Illuminati pawns)

That means, somewhere down the line, the astronomers who publish all this astronomical data know quite well, the Seleucid Period astronomical texts as represented in Ptolemy's canon are fake. Even so, they are playing the game of representing those fake lunar times as reasonable and scientiic, which distracts from the revisions for this period. Thus it would seem the "Illuminati" has a vested interest in suppressing any credible scientific evidence of these revisions and have influenced the academic world to the point of publishing correct solar eclipse times, but fake lunar eclipse times.

At least that is the "conspiracy theory" as it stands now.

So in practice, in case you didn't follow, when I find an astronomical text that references a lunar eclipse, I adjust it to the true time, based on 16:14 distortion for the SK400 in 541 BCE. That's for every single lunar ecilpse. I subtrct 16 hours and 14 minutes, adding or substracting a few minutes based on the delta-T variance from 541 BCE. But when it comes to solar eclipses, I don't make any adjustments at all!

So there must be a conspiracy to project the lunar times adjusted to the revised records of the revised chronology, while maintaining the accurately projected locations and times of solar eclipses.

Now that is an extremely desperate focus to prevent accidental discovery of the Persian Period revisions.

But too bad we've already discovered it.

Maybe, at this time of "freedom of information" it still is too big of an embarrassment to astronomers who sold out under the pressure of the Illuminati or whomever to misrepresent lunar times in their canons. Thus correcting the timeline to what it originally was opens up too big of a can of worms, so scholars can't respond to the new evidence. They have to protect old lies.

Oh well.

At least we know the level of desperation and infiltration into academic disciplines the Illuminati has sunk. Redating the 1st of Cyrus to 455 BCE, apparently is not an option for them. They've dug themselves in way too deep at this point. The international community would be outraged to find out this level of deception. It's best to just keep on lying, apparently.

Lynn47, CARM 20 Comments [4/25/2011 3:43:02 AM]
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Quote# 79427

Why would you let them be the ones to stick a disease into your arm? I would never get a swine flu vaccine or any vaccine. I don’t trust the government, especially with my health.

Bill Maher, The New York Times 38 Comments [2/13/2011 7:15:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 92517

[Regarding the outage at the Super Bowl]

It's Obama and his socialist agenda. All of you moochers who voted for him just to get free stuff are getting what you want. I'm telling you, Obama wants to ban football, and a "power outage" is just his excuse. The only people who like football are people living in the following states: Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Nebraska, Arizona, North Dakota, South Dakota, South Carolina, North Carolina, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and Utah. Everyone else is a socialist.

Obama wants to ban football. You heard his comments. He needs to be impeached immediately.

Any coincidence that the liberal team of San Francisco is losing the game? It's on purpose. They want to ban the game also along with their gay friends. I thought football was the only thing Obama hasn't taken away. I was wrong.
Patriotic Conservative. Only watch FOX News.

Noah, Y! Answers 26 Comments [2/7/2013 4:38:43 AM]
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Quote# 83695

[A machine that dissolves human bodies as a green alternative to cremation is announced]

Notice where this is leading to? Watch Richard Fleischer's 1973 Hollywood movie called 'Soylent Green' for a clue to your future junk food which no doubt will be controlled by Monsanto unless that company is merged into SERCO the final mega corporation of the future as in OCP in Paul Verhoeven's 1987 Hollywood movie called 'Robocop.' Notice how the one method strips your body of the minerals and metals before your family gets you? Where are these going? Imagine all those gold fillings etc going into the slimy hands of the Crown Maltese. They'll always try to feed off you even when you die. Remember they're feeding off your death whilst your relatives continue to buy flowers etc for your grave site and don't forget those costly funerals.

Craig Oxley, The Unhived Mind 27 Comments [9/9/2011 3:21:14 AM]
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Quote# 87956

Is there scientific proof that smoking causes cancer? Of course there isn’t. What is there are opinions coming from often flimsy collection of data with a largely faulty procedure promoted in Germany by the Nazis, whose chief Adolph Hitler, obsessed with health and hatred of smokers, ordered up antitobacco pseudo-science to demonstrate that his hatred of tobacco was rooted in science rather than in ideology and/or emotions.

Unfortunately, after the war the Nazi junk science was furthered, and more and more epidemiological studies proliferated to support an Eugenics ideology that indeed preceded and continued after the Nazi regime. Today multifactorial epidemiology based on unverifiable questionnaires is everywhere, and at the base of endless regulations, obligations, and prohibitions that kill economies and freedom.

What is worse, both the public and many "experts" actually believe that interviews with unverifiable answers by people who are already heavily influenced by propaganda (if not already sick, so in search of a rationalization of their disease), often about memories of decades earlier, can be turned into precise numbers. This numerical nonsense is called "science" to the point of excluding real science. In effect biased opinion has become "fact" while fanatical peeves become "the causes" of all the ills of the world. The evils and the evil ones must be eradicated to the benefit of the technocratic Master Race. This is Eugenics and this is how it lives on.

This travesty is in fact both symptom and cause of the intellectual and societal rot at the heart of these very bad times.

Lauren Colby, Forces International 22 Comments [6/24/2012 3:08:49 AM]
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Quote# 84660

Atlantis DID exist and it was theoretically comprised of fair-skinned, blonde-haired and blue-eyed individuals. What destroyed it was the extraterrestrial attack and war among them.

Hitler and the rest of his society of occultists were in constant contact with Satan and the other gods who spoke of Atlantis and their ideals for the human world.

maryokaa, Indigo Society 25 Comments [11/5/2011 8:51:14 AM]
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Quote# 62108

In the Crosshairs
Posted by stoecker on May 06, 2009 10:27

When the nice census lady came to our door with her GPS device, I immediately had a pretty good idea why. The most serious and widespread mental illness in America today is the failure to be paranoid. Fortunately, I don't suffer from this affliction. I know perfectly well that they are out to get me...and everyone else as well.

I assumed that semiliterate ACORN thugs with rudimentary weapons training could use this to find my front door, where I can give them the proper welcome, for which I am always prepared. More seriously, precision guided munitions could now kill my wife and myself. There are even guided artillery shells now, so a relatively small number of soldiers in each city could kill hundreds of patriots.

The census is not until 2010, but Obaminable's henchmen have admitted that they plan to finish the GPS targeting this July. A lot of people believe that unemployment and possible hyper inflation and food shortages might trigger revolution by then. Mid July is the time all patriots will need to prepare for battle.

William B Stoecker, World Net Daily 40 Comments [5/7/2009 8:44:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 67684

Ted Turner had a cartoon fashioned after environmentalism called "Captain Planet". It was unbearable to watch. I did an essay on the environmentalism movement for college. It is a religion that will not rest until mankind, or the "virus" as they would have us believe, is wiped off of "mother earth". Everyone except them. I have a book that I haven't read that sits in a box with some other ones. It's called the "Third Reich" and the back leaf says "..if Hitler were alive today, he would be at the forefront of the environmental movement." Islam is "environmentally friendly". So is Baraq o Bawmaw. Notice any patterns?

watchman, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [11/18/2009 3:02:04 PM]
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Quote# 73736

Like the Chinese scumbags, our doctors are going to find how awesome it is when the death panels go through, and harvested organs (from non-terminal patients) become a huge money-making business.

Wolf Counsel, Free Conservatives 20 Comments [6/16/2010 4:19:34 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 73005

[In response to an article about a man who claims that he has not had food or water for 70 years]

I can't believe you are being so close-minded about this! Sure, a lot of breatharians have proven to be hoaxers, but perhaps this man is getting nutrition from a secret government ray that is being tested by the military.

It's well established that breatharians are more likely to occur near top secret UK army bases (if you filter out the hoax breatharians). Furthermore, in recent years, armies have openly demonstrated food-based technology like the US MRE program, which only makes my "food ray" hypothesis more likely.

A highly respected government lab in France has done some tests on this man's hair, and found nodes! Nodes! Do you realise the implications?

What's more, this research has been replicated by other top labs (Cal Tech, Nobel Institute University of Science, Oxon University etc.) so you can't simply dismiss the weight of evidence. Plus, I have personally interviewed a top physicist who witnessed an unexplained ray and then didn't feel hungry for over ten hours.

Don't get me wrong, I welcome respectful inquiry into the exact nature of this man's amazing powers. But what I don't welcome is name-calling, or any suggestion that he might not have amazing powers. That is beyond the realm of reasonable debate.

It's fascinating that certain "forbidden" topics, dismissed in academia, are also dismissed in cyberspace!

dripgrind, boingboing 39 Comments [5/18/2010 2:48:06 PM]
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Quote# 85329

Barack Hussein Obama, our president, is a traitor. Finally, his hatred for our nation and his plan to destroy it are crystal clear. He must be forced from office — legally — before our entire country goes down the drain for the final count!

Much has gone on in the last three years to show Obama's true colors, sympathetic not to Judeo-Christians values and culture, but Islam and its surrogate-controlled states.

First there was his canceling the White House National Day of Prayer and instead feasting the Muslim holiday of Ramadan — using the latter as an occasion to to endorse the building of a mosque at Ground Zero in New York City. Then he refused to allow Jewish and Christian clergy to speak and give prayer at the 10th anniversary of September 11! He did this with the help of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who I believe is a self-hating Jew who also endorsed the mosque at Ground Zero and its terrorist-linked Imam Feisal Rauf.

Then, and second, there was Obama's disrespect and disdain for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Natanyahu, when BHO abruptly left a meeting in the White House to have dinner with Michelle Obama, his socialist and far-leftist wife. If this were not bad enough, Obama has done everything he can to harm Israel, the home of Jesus and Moses and our only ally in the Middle East. Notwithstanding the spirituality of the Holy Land is the simple fact that Israel safeguards the West's oil supply. If this oil falls into the wrong hands, our economy — however bad it is — will tank and go right through the floor along with the rest of the free world.

Third, Obama and his socialist if not communist comrades in the administration, coupled with anti- Christian and anti-Semitic atheists, undermined pro-American governments in Egypt and throughout the Middle East. Now the Middle East, save for Israel, is controlled almost exclusively by radical Islamist groups like the Muslim Brotherhood, which not only want to destroy the Jewish state, kill all Jews and Christians eventually, but also take over the world with their inhuman brand of Shariah law. The Middle East now looks like a small version of the Roman empire, only the Romans are not in charge; radical Islam is.

Fourth, Obama is literally in bed with the neo-Nazi radical Islamic mullahs in Iran, who are close to developing nuclear weapons not only to destroy Israel, but us as well. He and his corrupt secretary of state, Hillary Clinton, have sold our beloved nation out to these mullahs and have not taken any meaningful action to either remove them or stop their nuclear march to our annihilation. To the contrary, Obama and Clinton have rocked back and allowed Iran to soon get nuclear weapons. And, as you probably know, Iran is the head of the snake when it comes to terrorism. It financially supports nearly every terrorist group and even put a bounty on the heads of our brave servicemen fighting for us in Iraq and Afghanistan. For each American GI killed, Iran pays over $1,000 dollars for their heads. And, all the while Obama and Clinton sit back and say and do nothing to stop this "genocide."

If this were not enough, the latest outrage and atrocity, severely compromising our national security, is the final straw, and it shows to the nation exactly who Obama is. In the last days, our most secret warplane was electronically lured into Iranian airspace when it was flying over Afghanistan to locate and kill terrorists bent on destroying us. This was our most secret and prized military possession, a stealth drone, which had proven very effective in fighting terrorists. Iran, with the likely help of communist China and Russia, who want to compromise our national security as well, caused the plane to land in Iran. When this happened, what did Obama do? Nothing! He could and should have sent our warplanes into Iran to destroy the drone, before Iranians, Chinese and Russians could get their hands on it. Now, these enemies of freedom have our highest technology to use against us, and soon they will have stealth drones just like ours to use against us and Israel!

Barack Hussein Obama was complicit in this treasonous act. By allowing the radical Islamic mullahs in Iran, China and Russia to have our highest technology when he simply could have ordered the destruction of the drone once it went down, Obama cemented my strong belief that he is a traitor.

Larry Klayman, Renew America 29 Comments [12/27/2011 4:15:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 86887

What we have here is a classic "The Emperor has no Cloths" situation.

Emperor Obama strides around his kingdom before We the Serfs essentially naked save the transparent photo-shopped fig leaf (fake COLB) covering his Kenyan dinky-wink. And any Serf that dare giggle at the spectacle passing by is labeled a Birther and ridiculed into silence.

So there you have it. Sheriff Joe shouts out "Can't you see it! The Emperor is naked.... what's wrong with you people, can't you see what is right before your eyes!"

And we Serfs ignore the rant of the Birther and continue to fawn over the Emperor's splendid royal attire (that we pretend to see) as he passes by.

Not since Kim Jung Il's funeral and the over-the-top screams of utter bereavement have I heard such fake praise for such a fake leader made by an equally fake people.

Here's an idea... let's all stand with Sheriff Joe and shout "The Emperor has no cloths!"

Tea Party Patriot, Where Liberty Dwells 32 Comments [4/13/2012 2:27:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84266

I don't have the facts to back this up, but I happen to believe that these [Occupy Wall Street] demonstrations are planned and orchestrated to distract from the failed policies of the Obama Administration. Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks, if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself. It is not someone's fault if they succeeded, it is someone's fault if they failed.

Herman Cain, NY Daily News 37 Comments [10/11/2011 3:12:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 83585

Wow--where to start, where to start...?

First, the arguement. Climate change is inherent on this planet. Proof? 10,000 years ago, the entire planet was in the throws of a global ice age. Without the assistance of man, that ice--which was over 1 mile in depth over NYC--melted. All this without the assistance of man or observations by Al Gore. As it turns out, both the planets Mars and Saturn have experienced global warming at exactly the same time we did. How do we know this? NASA was good enough to provide global orbiters which amongst many beautiful photos, provided extraordinarily accurate temperature readings. Now, I'm no Bill Nye, but what could be the cause of global warming/cooling on a solar system wide scale. Hummm? Could it be...the sun? Add to this that Global warming/climate change "scientists" have been manipulating numbers to inflict odious taxes on the population (by the way--there is your motive) and there you have it; the world's greatest fraud.

No one, not a single person I know of either political stripe likes pollution and waste, but this eco-con artistry is more than that. It is not based on science, but statist political ambition, funded by carbon tax. Tax just for breathing.

Bill Nye is the second aguement that could be made here. Nye gets some funding by--wait for it--the public trough. That's right, he gets money from the government. The government wants money from us. Does anyone see--at the very least--a conflict of interest. Further, while Bill Nye is has training--primarily as an engineer, he is no atmospheric scientist. So basically, this interview would be like getting a botanist to discuss open heart surgery in humans. He isn't qualified. Just like Al Gore isn't qualified. A polical science major does not an atmospheric scientist make.

The facts of our climate are quite the opposite of the picture painted by the global warm--no, wait--climate change con artists. The earth has been cooling, globally since 1998. While there are pockets of hot weather, the trend is definitely towards colder temps. It does not take a savant like Gore, to figure out that something has to cool the atmosphere in order for it to snow at all. You folks have any idea what that "something" might be? My money is on the sun. Which brings us to the study of that blazing hot orb. The study of the sun (also compliments of NASA), have revealed a marked reduction in sunspots, a year's absence in fact. To those not knowledgeable about the study of the Heliosphere, this roughly translated means the sun is cooling a little. This year we've also posted record low temperatures, planet wide.

Al may have made a nice fictional movie, publicly funded scientists want to see us taxed and the left wing media like Madow might want us to support this agenda using pseudo scientific arguments, but now that we see what they're up to we're saying, "NO!". On a personal level, I'm also saying, "Al--eat my shorts."

Gandhi's Fist , Breitbart 58 Comments [9/3/2011 4:13:40 AM]
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Quote# 91989

[NASA considers pulling an asteroid into orbit around the Moon.]

So I assume this is an admission by NASA that the moon landing are fake.

Why would we need to practice landing etc and why are nasa planning a trip around the moon. All of this asteroid talk is more pap. No doubt nasa will say they have done it and a new super element will be found.....probably created in secret at cambridge much like graphene but with an increased value, maybe even be the next "energy source".

Man will never leave this planet and has never left this planet or its atmosphere, the apparent space station is simply in the outer reaches of our atmosphere due to the high levels of radiative exposure beyond. Mans knowledge is limited and is reaching the end point of limitations, what is left.............we are just entering the digital age, the next step is man will not exist in a biological sense but his brain will be removed at birth and implanting in a robotically enhanced being, this will be due to the diminishing environment parameters of our world and our bodies inability to sustain the impending radiation we are about to be exposed to.

Herald the age of what will be known as digital surrogacism., only then will robotised beings be able to venture beyond our planets environmental shield. What will be the point

Protective daddy, New Scientist comments 16 Comments [1/10/2013 4:38:41 AM]
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Quote# 87283

The Human Genome Project is just renamed and repackaged Eugenics of the sort that led to over a quarter million forced sterilizations OF US CITIZENS, IN THE US, and ultimately led to the Nazi gas chambers.

Make no doubt about it, these folks are cultists of the worst type, funded by the worlds ruling elite. They want massive depopulation and world government.

SENTINEL, Free Republic 25 Comments [5/11/2012 5:14:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 83925

On May 5th I had an email conversation with a retired military man with spook contacts. All were in total agreement that the Bin Laden episode was pure theater. The SEALS were sent into a compound as evidenced by the lost chopper on site. But Osama Bin Laden wasn't in that compound. Osama Bin Laden has been dead for years. Bin Laden had a genetic condition that caused renal failure (this genetic condition is common among deeply inbred Saudi arab muslims). Bin Laden had been on dialysis BEFORE 9/11. Dialysis is difficult enough for people in first world countries who can have it done in outstanding facilities. Bin Laden was having it done either in caves or in homes post 9/11. People in renal failure having dialysis done in fricking caves do NOT live for ten more years. Period. There was no dialysis equipment found in the compound the SEALS raided on May 2. Of course there wasn't. Bin Laden wasn't in that compound because Bin Laden has been dead for years.

This is why the "body" was declared "positively identified" faster than any known DNA testing process in existence - and this DNA testing was carried out not in a lab mind you, but inside Chinook and/or V-22 Osprey helos en route to the USS Carl Vinson. The body was then dumped into the Indian Ocean in a mad dash to ensure that "burial" took place within 24 hours of death in order to "honor" musloid burial traditions. Not a single picture of the so-called "Bin Laden corpse" has ever been released - and never will.

The entire Bin Laden episode was stagecraft. It was pure theater that was designed to give Obama a boost in the polls and give distraction and cover. Distract from what? Cover from what?

April 20, 2011: The release date of Dr. Jerome Corsi's book, "Where's the Birth Certificate" is announced as May 17, and pre-sales begin on Amazon.com. Corsi's work is known to be extremely thorough and meticulous. Within hours, Corsi's book is #1 on Amazon.com - fully 28 days before its release. The Obama regime is panicked.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt Capital Management, Inc. 44 Comments [9/22/2011 3:12:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84186

Gaddafi was a good ruler. The West want him out of the way so that they can take the gold he accumulated instead of the worthless dollars he refused to accept. They also want to control his oil. Make no mistake all these middle East revolutions are supported and organised by the Elite Illumniati ZIONIST Banksters who don't give a stuff about anyone including the Israelis whom they use as disposable pawns.

Emanuel V., Care 2 22 Comments [10/7/2011 2:47:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Lilith

Quote# 92811

It all goes back to Saturn,

There is a SATURN Death Cult running the planet,

THEY Own everything,

and they are staging Everything in the NEWS:

And their favorite number is: 8

Land of the CUBE, Godlike Productions 21 Comments [2/23/2013 4:38:58 AM]
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The "Good Question" Award

If not the best answers...

Quote# 89140

Q: Why Do Weather Forecasters Need 46,000 Rounds of High Powered Hollow Point Ammo?
A: To eliminate the most vocal of the non-believers in the GloBULL Warming Hoax.

Q: Why Did the Social Security Administration Purchase 174 Thousand Rounds Of Hollow Point Bullets?
A: To eliminate seniors demanding their SS checks after OBOZO drives the US into total bankruptcy.

Q: Why did Homeland Security purchased 450 million rounds of .40-caliber hollow point bullets that are designed to expand upon entry and cause maximum organ damage and then issue another DHS solicitation asking for a further 750 million rounds of assorted bullets, including 357 mag rounds that are able to penetrate walls?
A: There will be a lot of Americans upset if OBOZO steals the election in November and assumes full dictatorial power; they must be silenced.

MicahStone, Moonbattery 23 Comments [8/23/2012 12:51:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 114328

The vagina produces a thick fluid known as copulin that has actual mind control effects on a male’s brain. If a man is exposed to a woman’s copulins, over time she will be able to:

1) Change, remove, or insert memories.

2) Tell the male what he sees, hears, feels, smells, tastes.

3) ?Insert subconscious thoughts that will surface as “his own ideas” or behavior later.

4) ?Plant trigger words or actions that can cause thoughts, actions, or sensations in the male at later dates (days, weeks, even months).

”Karl Grammer and Elizabeth Oberzaucher, researchers who study how the human scent influences sexual attraction, found that when women are ovulating, they produce pheromones called copulins. Copulins have a distinct smell, which Elizabeth describes as “butter that has gone bad.”

When a man gets a whiff of copulins, his testosterone levels rise. As a result, he secretes androstenone, an odor that repels women who aren’t ovulating.”
Through the process of coupling a female and male will lay relatively still without having sex with the penis inside of the vagina. The process may take up to 15 minutes and works faster and more efficiently when the female is on top of the male. During this period the vagina injects up to 1/2 cup (100 ml) of the copulin fluid into the urethral opening at the tip of the penis, which is chemically attracted to semen, and will follow the semen down the shaft directly into the testicles. After 15 minutes of coupling the copulins will have entered the blood stream and traveled from his testicles up into the hypothalamus (a section of the brain that controls hormones) causing the male to become completely influenced by the needs and suggestions of the female.

Once a hypothalamus is flooded with copulins, the male brain is just sitting on idle, with only the bare minimum of thought process. In this state, the male is probably not thinking of anything at all, but any input from the female will become the male’s singular focus.

After multiple couplings:

the male hypothalamus completely ignores his own polypeptides while her copulins are present, even if the female gives no input. Although the male is not forming many original thoughts, the brain is still communicating ideas back and forth; however, these ideas are completely regulated by what the male already knows the female expects.

Some women report having conflicting issues of morality concerning coupling and the effects of copulins producing a false sense of happiness in the male, and others more boldly state they see no problem with coupling and have ”coupled” their husbands while he was asleep. This is usually done in the morning when the male is naturally erect from a relaxing night of sleep. Women have given testimonies about the influence of coupling has on their husbands. For example, they routinely do all the housework and are more eager to spend time with the children.

Playing the field

”Over time, the presence of a womans distinctive copulins and hormonal scent becomes addictive to the male, which is why a young emperor or prince was often given a large number of females that he could rotate between, never allowing himself to become addicted or under the spell of one womans copulins.”


Copulins are often sold over the counter and online in 100% concentrated form that comes in a perfume spray. This perfume spray will have the same effects on the male as the coupling process and will enhance her ability to control a male.
Copulin sprays create the highest state of sexual euphoria known to man. So intense they can become mind controlling and last for days. Copulins will excite and entice any man or any woman individually, or both genders at the same time. Beware!


You see, the chemistry of a women is to attract humans [in dangerous ways], specifically males and more specifically the sperm, but the scent of their copulins will mentally weaken a person and systematically works to relax them (regardless of gender), artificially making them seem safe. Whether it be to tell them their secrets (instinctively they gather and pass along information this way) or to distract and sexually arouse someone. That’s just how those chemicals effect the polypeptides in the hypothalamus gland of your brain. The colliding forces of copulins will also cause collective thinking in group of women, especially if they are ovulating at or near the same cycle. Fifteen minutes is all it takes for copulins to take over a majority of the hypothalamus gland. Even less time if you are having sex with them . If you are within 3 feet of an ovulating woman or group of them YOUR polypeptides are being replaced at a rate of 5% a minute with THEIR copulins. Yes, you are being chemically drugged by women, even if you are a woman. Over time the brain becomes addicted to a particular scent of copulins, which is why a young emperor or prince was often given a large number of concubines (female sex workers) that he could rotate between, never allowing himself to become addicted or under the spell of one womans copulins. Lastly, when around 80% of your polypeptides have been replaced they will they are able to:

1) Change, remove, or insert memories.
2) Tell the male what he sees, hears, feels, smells, tastes.
3) Insert subconscious thoughts that will surface as “his own ideas” or behavior later.
4) Plant trigger words or actions that can cause thoughts, actions, or sensations in the male at later dates (days, weeks, even months).

Good luck! It’s a jungle out there!

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Submitted By: skybison

Quote# 81426

These Mexican fascists who want steal our land are disgusting people. Wiki doesn't label Aztlan as Pseudohistory, even though their article states that any view that disagrees with academia is pseudohistory and the far-left hatred of other viewpoints is disgusting. The pseudohistory thing where opinions that don't agree with mainstream historians, like Howard Zinn, (he's "mainstream" to them) are Pseudohistory. It's disgusting revisionism, they just call everyone else that and lump in crack pots with real hisory.

THey call History Channel, Hitler Channel, because of its WW2 programming, this just shows a hatred of war veterans.

Is there a scientific method of history? They're just intolerant of other viewpoints that don't agree with their agenda under impossible conditions. History Channel has evidence to prove everything they say, but the FAR-LEFT denies all evidence that doesn't agree with them.

They're a crock of crap to not put this Aztlan thing as Pseudohistory.


Justin R, Moonbattery 26 Comments [5/22/2011 3:16:26 PM]
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Quote# 87896

Now, heres the kicker. A flag with a GOLD FRINGE, the gold stripe, around it signified Admiralty and Maritime law. A ship with a gold stripe around its flag was saying "we are operating under Admiralty and Maritime Law, no laws, but we come from this country."

The banks, every single bank on Earth, operates under Admiralty and Maritime Law. Every single bank in the world, go look, has that gold fringe around its flag. The very word bank, I mean where else do you hear the word bank? A river bank, right, the river bank guides the flow of the current...and therefore the banks control the flow of the currency, they even use the names to show you, the banks run under the Law of the Water, which means that they run under no law! They can do whatever they want, despite what the constitution or anything else says, simply because they have that gold fringe around the damn flag, which symbolizes the fact that they indeed run under the Law of the Water, therefore, cannot be touched by any Laws of any Land.


LightWorker13, Above Top Secret 33 Comments [6/21/2012 7:48:07 AM]
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Quote# 92276

What is in the ( Hanz ) of the €gale on the Dollar & have u ever Read Hanzal & gretal.?
In the Bible it says never let a man know what your doing on your left hand suppose to your Right a spear & o lie in the Hands of the legal


THE KING, Yahoo Answers 16 Comments [1/25/2013 4:27:59 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 92137

A man who found six children in his driveway in Newtown, Conn., after their teacher had been shot and killed in last month's school massacre has become the target of conspiracy theorists who believe the shootings were staged.

“I don’t know what to do,” Gene Rosen told Salon.com. “I’m getting hang-up calls, I’m getting some calls, I’m getting emails with, not direct threats, but accusations that I’m lying, that I’m a crisis actor, ‘How much am I being paid?'”

Rosen, a 69-year-old retired psychologist who lives near Sandy Hook Elementary School where the shootings took place, says his inbox is filled with emails like this one:

How are all those little students doing? You know, the ones that showed up at your house after the ‘shooting’. What is the going rate for getting involved in a gov’t sponsored hoax anyway?

“The quantity of the material is overwhelming,” Rosen said, adding that he's sought the advice of a retired state police officer and plans to alert the FBI.

On the morning of Dec. 14, Rosen had just finished feeding his cats when he saw six small children "sitting in a neat semicircle" at the end of his driveway. According to the Associated Press:

A school bus driver was standing over them, telling them things would be all right. It was about 9:30 a.m., and the children, he discovered, had just run from the school to escape a gunman.

"We can't go back to school," one little boy told Rosen. "Our teacher is dead."

Adam Lanza, the 20-year-old gunman, had shot his way into the school and opened fire, killing 20 children and six adults.

Rosen took the four girls and two boys—students of slain teacher Victoria Soto—into his home, gave them toys and comforted them while he tried to reach their parents. He spent the days following the massacre telling his story to the swarming media that invaded the small Connecticut town in the wake of the shootings.

“I wanted to speak about the bravery of the children,” Rosen told Salon. “I guess I kind of opened myself up to this.”

A quick Web search for Rosen's name reveals some of what he's opened himself up to: Appearing online are photos of his home, his address and phone number, several fake YouTube accounts and plenty of conspiracy theories.

One post, entitled "Grieving Town Grandfather, or Bad 'Crisis Actor,'" reads in part:

Gene's oft repeated, and changing, story about that day, focuses totally on the kids and the sound of gunshots. Even though his eyes and ears should've taken in the whole scene, his story focuses completely on the kids and the guns.

Why? Well, if this was a false flag event designed to move political opinion on gun control, here in America, then you would get a lot more bang for your buck by talking about the innocent little children. That's what tugs on America's heart strings the most ... especially around Christmas time.

anonymous, Yahoo 23 Comments [1/18/2013 4:07:52 AM]
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Quote# 84821

This is a story I knew whould be coming sooner or later. It's easy to understand and it is real.The story starts,,

If you did not enjoy "traditional" chemtrails raining down on you, you are not going to like the new version, which the United States Air Force promises will feature aerial dumps of programmable "smart" molecules tens of thousands of times smaller than the particles already landing people in emergency rooms with respiratory, heart and gastrointestinal complaints.

Under development since 1995, the military's goal is to install microprocessors incorporating gigaflops computer capability into "smart particles" the size of a single molecule.
Invisible except under the magnification of powerful microscopes, these nano-size radio-controlled chips are now being made out of mono-atomic gold particles. Networked together on the ground or assembling in the air, thousands of sensors will link into a single supercomputer no larger than a grain of sand

Acomputer, no larger than a grain of sand !!! Networking on the ground or assembling in the air !!

Brought to you by the same military-corporate-banking complex that runs America's permanent wars, Raytheon Corp is already profiting from new weather warfare technologies. The world's fourth largest military weapons maker bought E-Systems in 1995, just one year after that military contractor bought APTI, holder of Bernard Eastlund's HAARP patents.

CherubBaby, ATS 28 Comments [11/16/2011 4:20:41 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 84940

How advanced were the Romans and the ancients? Maybe they had cars. In 100 AD there was a coin minted to celebrate the making of the first highway in Rome. This coin shows the Roman emperor Trajan driving a car with his hand on a steering wheel and he is wearing a seat belt. Here is a quote from a coin magazine about this coin:
"Via traiana, an extension of the Appian Way in southern Italy. The depiction of the personification of the highway is reminiscient of the art nouvean posters of the 20s and 30s advertising motor cars."
Here are some web sites: http://tjbuggey.anci...fo/viatraj.html

So what are the implications? IF the Romans had a working steam or gasoline engine, they we know how the pyramids were built.

Mike215, Unexplained Mysteries 34 Comments [11/24/2011 7:16:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Trike

Quote# 78801

I was in Washington D.C. For the "Restore Sanity" rally this past weekend. The first thing that my friends and I noticed upon surface from the metro, was all of the XXXX's is the sky.

They were huge and they were everywhere!! It was insane. It looked like sky writing, and it was so obvious!Everybody in my group were stunned, but most people in D.C. that day didn't seem to notice. There was active spraying the entire afternoon in Washington and Virginia.

I've been taking notice and recording info on chemtrails since right after 911---when they increased dramatically. But I've never seen anything like the other day. I was pissed that I was even there.I know in these times large crowds are a serious danger. Thes sick bastards will murder people wholesale if they can.

I find it terribly unfair that the enemies of humanity are allowed to posess every kind of technology, and we can't counter in material way.

Evil Bastards, Godlike Productions 26 Comments [1/15/2011 10:39:45 AM]
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Quote# 81366

"President" Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama is trying to create a marxist/socialist dictatorship. In order to achieve this, he and his Dem/RINO allies must destroy the U.S. Constitution, which stands directly in their way.

Soetoro and his allies are attempting to destroy the constitution by creating a wedge. The point of their attack is the NBC Clause. Soetoro and his Dem/RINO allies are trying to mainstream the idea that that clause of the constitution does not really matter. Once that section becomes delegitimized, they can do the same with other clauses in the constitution they don't like, and so on.

Once you understand this, you understand the true motivations of a lot of pols out there. For example, Soetoro's allies support him *because* he is not a natural born citizen, not in spite of it. This way, his non-NBC status becomes a tool for destroying the NBC clause of the constitution.

The Dem role in this deception is to, among other things, play the race card. They are out selling the idea that anyone who questions Soetoro's legitimacy is a racist. No one wants to sound like a racist, so the idea that Article 2 Section 1 Clause 5 is important becomes further marginalized. (Racist clause written by old white men, so they like to say)

The RINO role in the deception is to propagate the idea that if the issue of Barry Soetoro's legitimacy is pressed, then Republicans will lose in 2012. The point of this is to scare conservatives into silence. Don't raise the issue or demand that your reps/candidates do the same, they say, or the dems'll win. This scare tactic is a lie, as proven by numerous polls on the issue. The purpose of this line, like the purpose of the dem race card line, is to marginalize the importance of the NBC clause from the mainstream.

Barry Soetoro, and his communist/marxist/dem/RINO allies don't really care that much about the NBC clause of the U.S. Constitution. They simply want to find a clause, *any* clause, that they can marginalize. Because once they marginalize one clause, then they can easily marginalize the next clause they don't like, then the next, and so on. They have opportunistically zeroed in on Article 2, Section 1, Clause 5 as the first point of attack.

This is about more than just Barry Soetoro's place of birth, or his forged certificate. This is about a subversive effort to de-legitimize the entire constitution, starting with one clause, and then all the way to a marxist dictatorship.

Article2-Section1-Clause 5, Free Republic 29 Comments [5/18/2011 3:53:16 AM]
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Quote# 83998

The Black Man is not just having a Civil War against the Police in America, but we are having a World War against the Police as well. Whether it's in America, France, the UK, Japan, Germany, Canada, or wherever. Watch as this Black man fights back against the Japanese Police. Black men should continue to resist the police as they all want us dead. Remember, the police are nothing but Global Elite Corporate puppets out to jail and kill you. Oh, and the Corporatist Neo-Conservative Obama supports the Police like Ron Paul, as well as Rick Perry. Therefore, Obama is the enemy too. Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians are all your enemies, working for the global mafia which consists of Mega Trillionaires like the Rockefellers and Rothschilds. Now it is true that the top 1% of Americans own more wealth than the other 99% of Americans, but the real owners of the World- the Rockefeller Family and Rothschild Family own more wealth than everybody else on EARTH combined with an estimated wealth of more than $500 trillion per family.

If you think Obama a Rothschilds family puppet is your Black Brotha, then you need to think again.

Essentially, compared to these people the impoverished Billionaire Bill Gates is a Welfare case, while you're less than pond scum- A Nigger. In the whole scheme of things, the practice of Racism is quite funny as those who practice Racism on each other to posture superiority are nothing but pond scum that needs to be exterminated in the eyes of the real rulers of the world. All of you compared to the world's elite:

- Speak Broken English.
- Are slaves to them- nothing but cockroaches to be controlled at will and any way they chose.
- Pinbrains who think they are educated, but in all reality are educated in the way they want you to be educated. Therefore, you are blind and total morons as to how the world really works, because the real knowledge is kept from you.

- Who do you think started the Drug War?
- Who do you think the founding fathers had to pay back their war debts to after the Revolutionary War, and used Black slaves as labor in order to pay their war debts back?
- Who do you think started the French Revolution?
- Who do you think started the Civil War?

and much more...

The World's elite has a hand in everything, and if you can't see that then we feel bad for you.

AntiCarPoliceState, Youtube (video description) 19 Comments [9/27/2011 2:56:37 AM]
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Quote# 88870

What a COMPLETE and FULL BLOWN "I D 1 0 T". Do you think I was even implying that the Moon was only 6,000 years old? What a freakin' JOKE. It's a spaceship with dirt on it. I don't know where the surface dirt came from and how old it is. WHO CARES? That's not even the issue or TOPIC. The aliens put the Moon there. Not a couple astroids knocking into a planet to form it like someone with a feeble mind might think (like YOU).

realanswers, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [8/10/2012 4:13:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Ahmer

Quote# 69417

Modern public health and the antitobacco movement have symbols eerily reminiscent of those of the iconic
20th century dictatorships. In the US, there's a Surgeon General who wears a dark military uniform, while his
bureaucratic brother-in-arms leading the Drug War is called the Drug Czar. 3 The omnipresent no-smoking
symbol is red, white and black – the colours of the German swastika.

FORCES International, Denying the Undeniable 40 Comments [1/8/2010 6:44:01 AM]
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Quote# 83346

Alright...let me start of by providing to you my main point with this thread. Humans and dinosaurs did live together on this earth...plain and simple. I've come to this conclusion through much research and personal reflection.[!?] I have come to except that modern science is not simply wrong about this fact...but actively covering it up and feeding the lie to protect their holy grail..aka...evolution. I'm going to go through and give you a few examples of some cases where ancient peoples had excellent evidence of "prehistoric" creatures in their lives...as well as some evidence to show how modern science is trying to cover up this fact.

Nyk537, ATS 26 Comments [8/21/2011 7:48:08 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 86583

The British Monarchy is now desperate to destroy the United States, Russia, China, and India in an orchestrated thermonuclear confrontation, which they believe will be centered in Eurasia and North America, and will wipe out six out of seven billion inhabitants of this planet. That mass genocide has been the policy of Prince Philip and his ilk for a very long time, but now it comes down to a matter of absolute desperation, given the accelerating disintegration of that monetarist system, particularly the so-called Eurozone.


Iran and Syria are the mere triggering events. The British Empire’s objective is a global thermonuclear holocaust. In their sick delusions, they believe that they will survive this thermonuclear World War III and that their imperial system will be preserved.

Volubrjotr, Political Vel Craft 38 Comments [3/23/2012 4:01:09 AM]
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Quote# 65092

They don't need death panels to accomplish this. They can deny service or put you on a "waiting list" indefinitely, essentially signing your death certificate.

The government does not view us as human beings, Christians and conservatives view people as human beings, government and liberals view us as a number/dollar amount.

The government can't even operate the post office successfully. They are going to close down 100 posts offices. What do you think is going to happen with government run hospitals when money gets even tighter?
Reply With Quote

Gideon300, Rapture Ready  71 Comments [8/27/2009 1:06:24 PM]
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Quote# 74409

I think you've got it about right.

No planes were used because it would cause too many loose ends.. the security perimeter/ anti-video devices, and approach from the South for the second strike would guarantee, or minimize potential for someone just filming an explosion blowing out.

What would you do if the 'hijacker', or remote controlled plane missed/ something went wrong? Then you'd have a building full of explosives and a lot of investigators coming around. No real planes= way fewer loose ends (except for the people you employed to create the images, which are a big loose end). Less real family members= less people really looking into how their loved one died/ less people potentially not signing the lump sum payout.

Other benefits of using CGI instead of planes: you can make it more dramatic- a real hollywood blockbuster.- Where a real plane maybe would have logged itself halfway in the bulding, with chunks of tailsection/ cabin falling down the side of the tower, never creating the illusion of really damaging the support structure.

This would also run the risk of dislodging/ upsetting the connections the strategically placed explosives (although, I have a feeling directed energy was also used, case in point missing engine blocks/ door handles/ oxydation but no other damage from cars blocks and blocks away, but I digress).

The thing is, I don't get how people can realize the second plane was flying faster than is physically possible for a Boeing at sea-level, yet act like this isn't an issue... pisses me off a little bit.

Kentrailer, September Clues 31 Comments [7/18/2010 1:38:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 74482

[Talking about claims of finding hieroglyphs in the Great Pyramid)

The so called cartouche written above the Kings Chamber in the GP has to be one of the biggest jokes in the whole of Egyptology.

It just doesn't stand up to any form of scrutiny, and has more to do with the furtherance of the career of one Howard Vyse, perhaps the biggest archaeological vandal and fraud of all time.

If the builders were artistic and wanted to display themsleves and their culture within the worlds greatest monument then no doubt could easily have done so more dramatically and thoroughly.

So why didn't they? Well quite simply they didn't need to. Their communication was telepathic and mentally based, rather than the more crude vocal, written and pictorial.

Think: Never will you see teeth shown in Egyptian art. The clues abound for those with eyes to see.

Zoser, Unexplained-Mysteries 20 Comments [7/20/2010 8:03:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Nicole

Quote# 81616

Femininity is based on loving and nurturing husband and children. A woman loves by surrendering power to her husband in exchange for his power (protection) expressed as love. Men want power; women want love. Heterosexual marriage is based on this exchange.

It just makes sense that a woman needs a man's support while she raises children. Thus, marriage is essential to both a woman's fulfillment and material security.

Masculinity is defined by power. Power = penis. Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.

By sabotaging their gender identity and their faith in marriage, the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores.


The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood.

They are fit only to betray themselves and their society as cannon fodder in the New World Order.
Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by
a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati.

Henry Makow, Article? 27 Comments [5/31/2011 3:06:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Dire Sloth

Quote# 84655

While reading on Twitter the unbridled hatred that many young (and old) Americans have for Sarah Palin, (subject of an earlier post) it occurred to me I was observing the same kind of attitude (in embryonic form) that was exampled by the Cambodian thug communist soldiers. It was initially a mystery to me, for I was asking myself, how could this intense hatred grow, and how could it be so widespread. It had to be something systematic, but what was that system?

Its an issue I hadn’t previously given much thought to. A couple or recent events alerted me to a possible solution. I read Bill Lind’s address on Critical Theory, about the psychological tools the academic left use to make a society hate itself. I thought about this and the recent widespread irrational expressions of hatred for Conservatives that were most apparent after the Arizona shootings. The pieces fell into place.

What we are experiencing today in the West is perhaps Phase One of the plan that transforms normal people with normal ambitions and desires into hate driven genocidal maniacs. I can already hear the usual suspects calling extreme lunacy as usual, but I challenge anyone to provide any explanation for the widespread and systematic hatred that is on display in American society towards Conservatives, and is especially intense towards Conservative women (Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin for example) or Conservative blacks, or Christian Conservatives. There absolutely has to be a political force behind it.

And that force is energised by the left. By the Progressives. By the cultural Marxists. Mostly by means of their Critical Theory, where everything about the west is criticised as bad (usually on completely false grounds) and no alternative is offered. It is merely a theory that says “the west is bad, and Conservative thought is bad”, and therefore they must be destroyed. And that message is repeated like a drumbeat through every means of communication the left control. Our schools, our universities, our mass media, our entertainment sources, our bureaucracies and our governments all repeat the message and it finally receives mass acceptance.

And this is why we see ignorant school children (among others) who do not even know one real or truthful thing about Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann, writing intensely hateful messages to them and about them in social media. The process is underway where the seed is implanted and the innocent child who would otherwise grow to adulthood and aspire to normalcy, becomes the hate driven foot soldier for genocide.

Redbaiter, TrueblueNZ 30 Comments [11/4/2011 3:04:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84756

The Author is mistaken Obama is not a Natural Born Citizen. Justia is a Legal Document and Law Case History website which has become a Go To source for most bloggers and lawyers needing a quick resource for citation has deliberately tampered with the citations and text of case(s) that inure to Minor v. Happersett. This is the only Case that SCOTUS has ever ruled on that is directly on point to the requirements of Article 2 of the Constitution on the definition of a Natural Born Citizen! Yes, changing SCOTUS Case Documents is a Federal Crime, several members of the Legal Community are following up on this most grievous subversion of our Legal System.

This tampering occurred in the run up to the 2008 election, this SCOTUS case affirmed that Natural Born Citizens are children born to Citizens and are defined as the Mother and Father or Parent(s) must both be Citizens at the time of the Child's birth. In the case of an unknown Father the Mother's citizenship would be sufficient. Obama by releasing the truly flawed and faulted document declared himself ineligible to be President. Not to be one who would let a little trifle as this ruin his chances, he had the Federal Election Commission declare a "person" born under his circumstances declared a Citizen! Why let SCOTUS rule when he can do so by caveat, long live the KING.

An intriguing possibility If his Father was Frank Marshal Davis he would be a Natural Born Citizen. Sweet Irony Indeed, hoisted on his own Petard, Pity the Poor Fool that cannot tell the difference between a Turd and a Truffle!

Flavius_Maximus, American Thinker 22 Comments [11/11/2011 9:18:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 90159

James Randi and Penn Jilette were both present at an Illuminati meeting I was taken to as a child.

There were some jokes about Penn's wife: and he said "she must be stupid, she married me!".

He asked me if I liked magic/his shows at which point I said yes and he 'joked' "I'm still gonna f*** you up the ass".

Jilette was the "central column" to quite the magic trick with another 2 men. James Randi attempted to explain to me some of the 'illusion' of the Royal Arch/Illuminati paedophilia.

This was in America in the 1990s after I was taken there by Thomas Hurd from an airfield in Oxfordshire en route to Bohemian Grove and Home Base (Area 51). It was very hot near the desert. "You don't even need your passport, due to the agreement we have with their government".

dc1hsc, DavidIcke.com 22 Comments [10/17/2012 3:52:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott

Quote# 83309

I was actually thinking that Obama was one politician who would not be caught with his pants down in a sex scandal cheating on his wife like Edwards, Clinton or Elliot Spitzer. I couldn't put my finger on it but I thought that something didn't sit right. I believe that Obama was being groomed to become president as long as 25 years ago. I believe his mom must have known Ayers. I belive he was told to become a christian and chose a church. I believe he was directed toward Michelle and told he needs to have 2 kids to fit the american idea of an average family. He was made a senator and the biography was writted by Ayers all to create a viable candidate and erase the poor student, pot smoking, Marxist student that he was. Who writes a biography when they are in their 40's? It was written to get his name out there and to take people's minds off of the questions we are all asking now.
As for the commenter swim-r-sink who says Obama is gay, if this is true it's never too late to bring this out on Fox News perhaps. But only if it is verifiably true.
I might add, if Obama's mother was alive he would have had a hard time running for president since she was a serious Marxist. It would have been very hard for the MSM to get around that.

Ella, American Thinker 24 Comments [8/20/2011 6:30:43 AM]
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Quote# 88985

It's amazing that there are people out there that believe in Aliens and bigfoot yet refuse to believe the scientifically proven fact that 911 was a controlled demolition.
Similarly, these people will happily bash Christanity calling it un scientific, irrational belief (I'm not Christian merely making a point) yet fervently belief in the biggest fairytale religion of them all, man made global warming. Anthropogenic global warming has ZERO evidence supporting it and a mountain of evidence against it. I believe the film idiocracy is coming true.

Sabretruthtiger, Cracked 25 Comments [8/14/2012 4:05:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Dynamic Dragon

Quote# 88522

Have you heard, this new movie, the Batman movie -- what is it, the Dark Knight Lights Up or something? Whatever the name of it is. That's right, Dark Knight Rises, Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in the Dark Knight Rises is named Bane. B-A-N-E. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran, and around which there's now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time, the release date's been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental, that the name of the really vicious, fire-breathing, four-eyed, whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane?


Anyway, so this evil villain in the new Batman movie is named Bane. And there's now discussion out there as to whether or not this was purposeful, and whether or not it will influence voters. It's going to have a lot of people. This movie, the audience is going to be huge, lot of people are going to see the movie. And it's a lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd. And they're going to hear "Bane" in the movie, and they are going to associate Bain. And the thought is that when they start paying attention to the campaign later in the year, and Obama and the Democrats keep talking about Bain, not Bain Capital, but Bain, Romney and Bain, that these people will think back to the Batman movie --"Oh yeah, I know who that is." There are some people who think it will work. There are some people think it will work. Others think -- "You're really underestimating the American people who think that will work."

Rush Limbaugh, Media Matters 25 Comments [7/24/2012 8:28:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 84082

It [a thread about the supposed origins of the Illuminati] was well documented and well written. Its funny how far the rabbit hole goes for the Illuminati, but you need to go back much earlier to the priest of Summeria, Eygpt, Sumer and Atlantis days even. The reptilian elites are behind the illuminati. Go even deeper the Illiminati controls all religions, Big Pharma, Military organisations and offcourse Banks as in Rothschilds. Most of the modern banks are related to them behind the scences.

frenzy4444, ATS 48 Comments [10/2/2011 4:44:33 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 85199

That is because the entertainment/news/media industry is effectively another branch of the government. It's no coincidence that the president of Fox News, Roger Ailes, was a political advisor for the Reagan and Bush administrations before becoming the propaganda mouthpiece at Fox of the Bush 2.0 administration.

You will frequently hear strange things come from the mouths of Fox News broadcasters, things like "radiation isn't bad for you" and you know, everything Glenn Beck ever said.

Have you ever noticed how 90% of news articles are written by the AP? It doesn't matter what site you're on, ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, Yahoo, it's all AP news, therefore, it's all the same message.

Who do you think comes up with these movies showing American soldiers as hero's?

Who do you think really peddles porn, violence and filth? These are outlets for government agencies, and the purpose of these programs is to destroy your sensitivity to what they're doing and will do soon.

Special Forces members under go something called "desensitization" training. This training comprises of watching porn and murder on a nonstop loop. This changes the chemistry of the brain so that killing no longer elicits an emotional response.

The CIA runs every big porn operation in America, they're the ones who push poor morals on blacks and the poor with rap music. They're the ones who create these child stars and have them act out like little sex crazed devils. They're the ones who make sure that every group that they want to destroy itself destroys itself, and they're the ones that ensure that you've been so desensitized to murder, sex, and generally depraved behavior that you won't feel so upset when they start killing and murdering your neighbors who dared to speak out.

WarpTen, Engadget Comments Section 24 Comments [12/13/2011 4:34:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Piqutchi

Quote# 91154

The United Nations is an evil hate movement, run by feminazis and fags. During the 1990s the UN affiliated itself with high profile fag groups who suppored paedophilia. The UN continued to support for the evil pro-paedophilia fag groups until the US Government threatened to stop providing them with funding.

Chris Key, Men's Rights Online 24 Comments [12/6/2012 4:43:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Jordan

Quote# 78732

Those behind the shootings can be related to trend that is starting to show up. People especially the disillusioned and uneducated are beginning to act out various parts from the DaVinci and Angel and Demons because for one they are pagans and know that science has beaten their creation and god myths and they cannot except a world in which there god is not the forefront of all knowledge and two they thinking like pagans once again think that if they act like the various characters from the movies, for example Silas, and commit some great act of murder against those who value truth not as seen by them but truth as discovered through science and space exploration that they will be remembered as a great martyr before their cult and god while the rest of the world will condemn then as being nothing more than a wasted shell of a human life.

People may think that the DaVinci Code and the books by Dan Brown are fiction. The war between science and religion has been waging ever since the apple fell and hit Leonardo on the head and changed the pagan god into nothing more than a pile of well...nothing.

dryson, Space.com 25 Comments [1/12/2011 11:12:23 AM]
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Quote# 84131

I am more into analysing the alien breeding program.

It seems to have started with the Boas abduction in the 50's where Boas was made to have sex with what appeared to be a deformed woman.

Then by the time of the Barney and Betty Hill abduction they began taking eggs and sperm. The proliferation of sperm banks and in vitro fertilization provided an unlimited supply of genetic material which could be clandestinely taken for alien breeding purposes.

But the problem was the time factor. I think they wanted the fake alien invasion by 1980 and supposing Boas had descendents (they gave him a nice place in California I believe) they would not be of breeding age until the 1960s and their descendents in 1980. Geometrically it just did not add up. But cows are born and grow to full size in what a couple of years?

The other method to increase the number of aliens is to have articifical wombs. That way even if its normal human growth time you could have an alien army in 16 to 18 years. That would probably be the Dulce program.

MrWizard, Above Top Secret 22 Comments [10/4/2011 2:02:18 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 68862

Not only conservatives should demand to see Obama’s BC — every American who respects his country should want to make sure that there is no illegal alien living in the White House. Isn’t anyone concerned about safeguarding our national security? Every day that we have a potential foreigner in the WH is another day that we are gambling with our safety.

Every other POTUS underwent a background investigation. Why should this one be held above the law? Are there racial considerations, perhaps? If that is the case, we’re really selling out our country for a politically correct reason.

353FMG, Free Republic 33 Comments [12/22/2009 2:57:59 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 81373

If the U.S. government could fake the moon landing, and keep the Hollywood people involved in the production quiet for 30 years, including my blabbermouth older cousin, faking Binnie's death was nothing but [small potatoes]...

Revolting cat!, Free Republic 27 Comments [5/19/2011 3:51:30 AM]
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The 'Opinion' Award

Since it's his opinion, it can't be wrong... right?

Quote# 81092

IN MY HONEST OPINION, Osama bin laden or his physical equivalent was convinced to assume room temperature within the past week or weeks. It has been opined (and I agree) that Mr. bin laden was of little use or significance to Al Queda or anyone else for the past seven or eight years. The Muslim Brotherhood, whether anyone here agrees or not, has an ally in our White House, therefore, the Muslim Brotherhood would like to see their ally reside in that White House for another four year term. Mr. bin laden, having outlived his usefulness to the Al Queda "cause", could enhance their ally's standing with the American public (at least the more gullible, and let's face it, the more stupid ones) were they to "serve up" Mr. bin laden or his physical equivalent, and as they say in Hollywood, " IT"S SHOWTIME!"
Some would query as to why this would occur at this time. The answer is much simpler that some would think. First of all, the dog and pony show that Mr. Trump entertained us with, totally backfired when the "birth certificate" they put forward was such a disasterous failure, it made the Obama regime look like the amatures they are, so something had to be done to deflect the national interest, and secondly, it had a chance of a win-win situation for Obama if not only were the national interest shifted away from his lack of eligibility to be POTUS, but it would enhance his approval rating to some extent.
But, like I said before, this is MY honest opinion.

Delta Dart guy, Liberty Dwells 19 Comments [5/6/2011 3:30:19 AM]
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Quote# 92286

Anyone familiar with Obama’s radical background will find this Facebook post by author Jim Garrow as believable as it is terrifying:

I have just been informed by a former senior military leader that Obama is using a new “litmus test” in determining who will stay and who must go in his military leaders. Get ready to explode folks. “The new litmus test of leadership in the military is if they will fire on US citizens or not”. Those who will not are being removed.

Garrow is a respected activist who was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his work rescuing baby girls from one-child China. His source is “one of America’s foremost military heroes.”

This certainly gives the urgent drive to disarm law-abiding citizens some perspective. It could also help us make sense of massive ammunition purchases by the increasingly frightening Department of Homeland Security.

According to the testimony of FBI informant Larry Grathwohl, the Weather Underground crowd that launched Obama’s political career estimated they would have to exterminate 25 million “diehard capitalists” to impose communism on America. This would be done at “reeducation centers” (a.k.a. concentration camps, gulags) in the time-tested oligarchical collectivist tradition.

In possibly related news, Obama is abruptly firing the head of Central Command, Marine Corps General James Mattis. General Mattis has been accused of asking too many questions regarding the Obama policy toward Iran. Could be he wasn’t willing to give the order Obama expects the next four years of Hope & Change to make necessary, and that the Oath Keepers are prepared not to follow.

Once the final pieces are in position, all that remains is for Obama to collapse the economy, Cloward-Piven style. A few more $trillion in wasteful spending should do the trick.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 26 Comments [1/26/2013 4:12:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 95287

The F.B.I. implants microchips all over the body including the genitals of their experimental victims that can be any US citizen. The sick minded criminals FBI agents? radiate there. To Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Obama, George Bush, Chaney, Oprah, and everyone else: Would you want the FBI to get into your vagina or penis? Loud? and? clear: the FBI and CIA are CRIMINALS and so is US Government that allows these atrocities to happen. Take me to court if this is untrue! Go to? HELL USA

yod sun, i-news 24 Comments [7/1/2013 3:23:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Junkers "hornesse" 465

Quote# 82464

Very well stated. The UN knows that if it infiltrates the churches, then the next step is UN blue armored vehicles in the street and blue helmeted storm troopers taking us under armed guard to re-education camps.
Now !, some of you think I am paranoid, great, its your freedom. I invite you to visit Great Britain and see if you can buy a hand gun there. (a real handgun, not a air gun). This is a country that has 800 years of firearms tradition. The day that happened is the day Koffi Annan toasted to the prince of darkness and the day Diane Feinstein kissed the huge bust of Lenin in her office.
Great (not so great now)Britain used the same tactics with churches and buy back programs. Now the populace plays with air guns and hand guns are illigal. , and the fundamentalist muslim population there is on the increase, and so is potential terrorism against defenseless civilians.
Well then, you ask yourself , who is paranoid now???
I will not go into a church that prohibits firearms and CCW, if it does, I automatically know that is a kneels at the succor of satan's heels.
I bet alot of intelligence experts where called "PARANOID" on Sept. 10th.

Remington597, The Firearms Forum 23 Comments [7/14/2011 3:44:04 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 82764

I've done a number of radio interviews with Don Nicoloff on the subject of chemtrails and Sylphs. The three radio show listed here will give you a good idea on the overall agenda of chemtrail spraying and how they are mitigated throuigh the use of orgone generators and focused intent. Air elemental beings identified by the ancient Greeks (& Paracelsus) as Sylphs are stimulated and energized by orgone generators and will literally vacumn up and transmute chemtrails into harmless substances. I realize this is hard to believe by the average person who is unaware of these etheric beings, but the evidence can be seen right over your head if you know what to look for...

Ken Adachi, Educate-Yourself 31 Comments [7/23/2011 9:15:22 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 89018

The REAL PROBLEM is not of Harun Yahya. It is the problem of pseudo-secular liberals AND also of scientists.

There is a site that will appear INSTANTLY if you google for "speed of light" and "Quran" which has a derivation from 25000 months of the EXACT speed of light and a definition INVARIANT to the change of inertial frame.

It has been there for years but no cosmologists or physics professors have been able to refute it.

I have sent emails to physics profs at MIT,Cambridge,Oxford,Moscow,Sorbonne,Beijing,Weizmann,Caltech,Princeton etc and none had the courage to write a simple paper and refute the calculation.

The western civilization has lost all credibility after 911 inside job and nanothermite and anthrax. Counterpunch by Alex Cockburn has lost credibility due to coverup. Professor Steven Jones has credibility due to his RIGOROUS and THOROUGH scientific forensic work. Aafiya siddiqui proves western Kourts KANGAROO.

It is a fact that evolutionary theory is based on shoddy western science whose main reason for glitter are imperial and financial scams by the fractional reserve banksters like Rothschild/Madoff. Plz read the book "Allah's Mercy" by Hillaire Billoc which shows how spineless west is to the banksters that he wrote a very accurate workings of European jewish banksters BUT smeared on the name of Islam. This book was in early 1900s.

ibnekhaldun, Huffington Post 25 Comments [8/16/2012 3:38:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Deus ex Populo

Quote# 67262

In 1997-98, I am a former a UK Ministry of Defence policeman, I threatened to take the prime minister of the day to court on high treason charges and push for the death penalty if he continued to follow policies that endangered the national security of the UK. He backed down. However, he placed me under 24 surveillance from then onwards. It gets a bit much when a silent, hovering helicopter high in the sky repeatedly shines its searchlight on your face when you are sleeping at night in your own home and constantly wakes you up. This is called torture.

The thing is, is that no one in Britain is listening! It's called divide and rule.

Come on. America, we need your prayers urgently!

Admzaa, Rapture Forums 29 Comments [11/3/2009 3:58:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 61638

We are not from this planet, possibly from Mars&Nibiru???

Well, here is the proof:

main reasons why is that are

I - This planet has more intense gravity then our original
II - This planet has too fast circadian rhytm then our original
III - This planet is just too close to Sun then our original
IIII - Sun radiation is far too strong for us to survive

I First and main proof is bone breaking, if we are made for this planet there is no way we could break a bone when we fall on ice or snow, we should be able too jump higher, and not to hurt ankle. All sort od injuries we have just because gravity is too strong on this planet. There is nothing bad in feeling heavy, it is for the gravity too strong. Yes, also bone diseases and pain, spinal pain, discus hernia, that shouldn't happen if gravity is smaller.

II I bet all of you has this problem from time to time, just having to have one more hour a day, and everything would be just fine, I am sure Earth has been manipulated somehow to prolong duration of day, but it was impossible to make it longer, because all plants and animals here would suffer.

III If we look directly at the Sun we can damage eyes, that is not logical if we were adapted to this planet. Also UV rays making more damage to our eye system, in fact we all feel just right when sun is lower and during cloudy days, no kidding, all northern countries are more industrial developed. it is because of that reason, heat is good for reptilians only. (there was one movie with Charlie Sheen about that )

IV If there wasn't strong XXstrong magnetic field Sun radiation would kill us, that couldn't happen if planet is on greater distance from Sun..

There is plenty of proof, reasons why is not logical that we live on this planet, more correct we are not from here, or partially our genes are not.

MankoW, Above Top Secret 28 Comments [4/23/2009 2:11:49 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 73625

I am an alien hybrid. What makes me know so? Experience on earth. Why would anyone care? I have no idea, but apparently being truthful about who you are on earth and sharing your experiences is something that is happening more and more on earth with other alien hybrids that prefer to be called ascension beings.

Theresa J. Thurmond Morris, UFO Digest 37 Comments [6/12/2010 3:31:27 PM]
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Quote# 64568

[A fifteen year old girl is asking for help because she is hearing voices]

What disorder?

Well our scienctists ill founded philosophy has placed such experiences into what is called schizophrenia. But as to why exactly you hear voices - they are caused by a psychotronic technology a weaponry called mind control. It is capable of manipulating the brainwaves and placing information to be processed by the brain.

I am apart of the underground revolutionary force against this weaponry and the great injustice it has brought upon us. We only want redress and justice, as is given to all victims of crime.

|:l02tc0m:|, Yahoo! Answers 24 Comments [8/3/2009 12:31:08 PM]
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Quote# 88109

They are making book on you!!!

I have been around computers even before Bill Gates or Al Gore, and I've been a Christian for many years now. Someone at our church opened a facebook account for the church and wanted me to "contribute" to it. In order to do that, I needed a "facebook account". I also had it in my mind that I could use it as sort of a "ministry".

I was wary of google prior to this, and would not use their "search engine" or software in any way. I knew they were recording your keystrokes / internet selections, etc. and soon had a book on your location and primary interests (which they could market to advertixing agencies). Every computer has its own unique "address" and once they have your address they have your information. While I was on facebook, I was appalled at the things people would reveal about themselves and their families. After a while, really, nothing is hidden (and believe me it's being recorded. Just within the last couple weeks, facebook obtained "face recognition" technology. (supposedly this is to automate the "tagging" of photos on facebook, but it could be used in many other ways.) If they have you "tagged" on facebook and it goes into the "collective database", believe me, they really do have you "tagged"!!!

I'm not a "conspiracy theorist" but I am a realist. I believe there is "collaboration" between all the "social networks" and the government. There is a new NSA (national security agency) compound in Neb., or Nev. that has just recently been set up. Their "mission" is not really known.

This may come as a shock, but I also have strong "political opinions" and let them be known on various "news websites". All of a sudden, I was no longer able to post or have an account.

I'm not concerned about myself, they should know by now that I'm a "Fanatic Christian", and where I live. It's very possible that one day they might come after me. I am concerned for members of my family. I take exception to anyone "making book" or "stalking" my grandchildren.

I cancelled my facebook account earlier this year. It wasn't a "spiritual conviction" but a practical one.

All I'm suggesting is that you be very cautious what you enter on the internet. If it's something you wouldn't want everyone to know, you probably shouldn't enter it. Just Sayin ~~~

God Bless, Dan

Dan the Elder, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [7/22/2012 6:52:08 AM]
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Quote# 86554

SLPC is a communist front that operates for the communist party (Democratic Party) to silence or intimidate individuals that do not along with their party line. I will personally fight these Communists until the day I die. I am so sick and tired of their retarded rhetoric that goes against logic. The communists want to control every aspect of your life. Feminism is nothing more than a hate movement backed by the communist party to destroy the family unit. Women have made a deal with the devil and will reap what they sow.

hhb3, Men Going Their Own Way 18 Comments [3/21/2012 3:44:22 AM]
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Quote# 90863

The Democrat Party–establishment media complex has been so successful at reenacting the dark reign of Franklin Delano Roosevelt that it is only a matter of time before they target the 22nd Amendment, which prevents Obama from following in FDR’s footsteps to become Socialist Overlord for Life.


Leftist congresscreep Jose Serrano (D-NY) has already introduced a resolution to repeal the 22nd Amendment.

If Obama could be reelected despite his conspicuously miserable performance, anything is possible. Before long the only amendment we will have to fall back on will be the Second.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 27 Comments [11/20/2012 4:40:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84646

Obama is the new “Teflon Don” and the media is his #1 supporter/enabler.

I don’t know if Larry Sinclair is telling the truth, but I DO know that if he were claiming to be involved with a Republican, (whether it be a presidential candidate or local dog catcher), the media would be all over it like white on rice. (Anybody remeber how many reporters they sent to Alaska to investigate Sarah Palin? Hell, as far as the media knew, she never even had a parking ticket, but they still sent an army of reporters on the red-eye flight to Alaska after her speech and enlisted another army of assorted liberal whack jobs to find some dirt on her.

Yet, with Obama “the Magic Negro,” not even a cheesy P.I. has been asked to investigate his past. Nada. Zip. Bupkis.

(Oh, but I forgot, anybody who questions Zero’s past is a paranoid birther with a tin-foil hat. At least that’s what the media says.)

Ernie Kaputnik, Free Republic 21 Comments [11/4/2011 3:00:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 85900

Michael Jackson? was heavily involved in the occult. According to CNN, he would take blood baths and tried to put curses on people such as Steven Spielberg?. He admitted he had a room full of mirrors so he could communicate with a spirit. Jackson said he would go to sleep for days with the aid of drugs so he can get songs from the spirits or else the music of the spirits would be given to Prince.

CryToGod, Vigilant Citizen Message Board 21 Comments [2/3/2012 4:19:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 88209

With an 80 thousand man personal 0bama militia attached to the Commiecare bill ,,, dying may not be so hard to believe .

GodAndCountryFirst, FreeRepublic 25 Comments [7/7/2012 6:53:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Burning Stake

Quote# 91940

All of the Jews in the United States Senate fund the Zionists.

All of the Jews in the United States Senate are Democrats.

All of the Jews in the United States Senate want to confiscate guns.

All of the Jews in the United States Senate want censorship.

All of the Jews in the United States Senate get big money from the media oligarchs.

And don't forget Jews run Hollywood and produce filthy child porn and violent movies that depict Muslims as animals just like the NAZIs portrayed Jews in their propaganda...

Sodom Hussein Obama smuggles guns to Mexican narcoterrorists who rape women in Mexico and sell them into sex slavery for prostitution, but he doesn't want women owning a gun so they can defend themselves.

Muammar Gaddafi was pushing other Arab countries to adopt a gold standard currency which would have eclipsed the dollar and the euro.

So the whole country of Libya was sacked in order to kill him.

When the 'rebels' ousted Gaddafi, what was the first thing they did ? Form a new GOVERNMENT ?


Now, why would they do that?

And even though they 'ousted' Gaddafi, he remained sole proprietor of the Libyan National Bank (the original one) until he (and his heirs) died.

So... guess what?

The EUSSR needed Libya's oil and since they have been on US military welfare since WW2, they had their dupe Sodom Hussein Obama arrange the assassination of their newly uncooperative stooge Muammar Queerdaffy, who they previously had on the UN Human Rights Commission.

In Syria, nobody wants to get openly involved because it would force them to admit that George Bush was right and the WMDs Saddam Hussein did have and did use on Kurds and Iranians went over to his friend (and formerly theirs) Bashar al-Assad in the Ba'ath Socialist party.

The EUSSR socialists can never face the facts of what socialism really is.

Smuggling guns to narcoterrorists in Mexico is the same modus operandi as smuggling guns to the Salafist terror groups in Syria...

The deliberate indifference to the planned assassination of US ambassador Stevens just eliminated one loose end.

Leon Puñettas was just too busy having gay pride celebrations at the Pentagon and couldn't spare the troops to protect an ambassador...

(Serbia was bombed by NATO so the IMF could make loans to rebuild and get control of the iridium assets.)

It is never, ever about human rights at all with you people, it is all about who controls...

Winston Blake, Al-Jazeera 21 Comments [1/8/2013 4:30:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Deus ex Populo

Quote# 75900

I believe homosexuals decided to infiltrate the Republican Party after values voters and conservative Christians got involved in politics. They could either get “caught” and open the party up to charges of hypocrisy, or come out like Ken and say “See, I’m a Republican, too!”

Goes along with my pet conspiracy theory that the Bushes are really Dem moles sent to destroy the Republican Party from within.

gthog61, Free Republic 29 Comments [9/8/2010 3:30:22 AM]
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Quote# 85891

Major kudos to Rick Santorum, who capped a stellar debate performance last night with the unequivocal statement that global warming is a hoax. You will not hear this bold truth from his Big Government adversaries Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney, both of whom can be expected to play along with this crippling swindle, exploiting it to increase the size and power of the state — despite growing awareness that it is a crock, as confirmed in an op-ed cowritten by 16 prominent scientists[...]

The most obvious of these facts is that it hasn’t gotten any warmer in over a decade. Global warming theories cannot account for this inconvenient truth.


Since anyone qualified to teach high school science should know that global warming is not a scientific theory but a preposterous pretext for imposing oligarchical collectivism, why do so many scientists play along with it? One reason is fear.


Any global warming caused by CO2 is likely to be mild and “an overall benefit to the planet.” The global warming hoax is a pernicious scheme to rob us of our liberty and our standard of living in the name of a ridiculous lie. Only someone with the character to openly reject it is qualified to lead America.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 40 Comments [2/2/2012 4:32:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 79009

Imagine an assassin or covert group that could jump out of a low flying plane and hit the ground running. The mission would be over before the target even knew what happened. And this is exactly what I did. Between 1988 and 1992 there were several assassinations around the world that were so profound and so unbelievable that the cases are still unsolved. The assassin would shoot all the targets as well as all of the guards surrounding these prominent people with one shot to the head, so at the scene there would be all these bodies all with one bullet hole in their heads. Then the assassin would do things like go in, shoot everyone once in the head with a pistol then jump off a twenty story building with no parachute hit the cement and get up and run away. I am that assassin, and the FBI is looking for me (I will get into that more later).

Unknown, bibliotecapleyades.net 40 Comments [1/27/2011 4:45:44 AM]
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Quote# 90017

I'm not psychic. I'm not a prophet. I don't hear voices. I simply am NOT STUPID, I have read history, and I have the stones to acknowledge obvious, objective reality. How anyone could NOT see all of this stuff coming is completely beyond me. You can see all of these things coming miles and miles away.

And by the way, this applies to my fears about Obama being assassinated. Seriously, how stupid and balless do you have to be in order to honestly argue and believe that COMMUNISTS are not capable of killing anyone? How stupid and balless do you have to be to convince yourself that COMMUNISTS, who murdered AT MINIMUM 250 million people in the 20th century alone, would be incapable of murdering a dim-witted, drug addicted homosexual puppet in order to completely overthrow and cement power over the largest economy and largest military force the world has ever seen?

IF Obama is false-flag assassinated, there won't be any "chain of succession" issues. Joe Biden will never, ever be POTUS, no matter what. If Obama is false-flag assassinated the Constitution will be suspended, a "provisional government" will be announced and martial law declared.

I shouldn't be surprised by the abject and complete ignorance of history - even recent 20th century history, the normalcy bias and tunnel vision anymore, but I still am.

I am worried that Obama will be taken out by his own people for exactly the same reason that I called this phoney-baloney unemployment crap months and months ago - because it is ALL SO INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE, and the populace is too stupid and deluded to even see how predictable it all is.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 28 Comments [10/10/2012 3:35:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 63083

[Conclusion of an article titled "The Holocaust Happened"]

We could describe the mass rapes and killings that took place in Berlin. The millions who were still in forced British labour camps long after the war. The emptying of large parts of eastern Germany of entire populations. The fire raids on Dresden that killed over 100,000 women and children in a designated Red Cross city. The random shooting down of any prisoner caught in SS uniform. The thousands of men and women who comitted suicide rather than face the horrors of occupation..only lack of space prevents us listing THOUSANDS of recorded incidents. We could speak about the innocent men and women dragged before ILLEGAL war crimes tribunals of which Nuremberg was only one. Yes we can admit the Holocaust. The Holocaust perpetrated by the Internationalist controlled Allied powers, acting on the orders of their World Masters - the eternal Dominators from whom the order went out "exterminate the German people!"

British People's Party, British People's Party 34 Comments [6/8/2009 8:18:56 AM]
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Quote# 63205

Earlier this year, Rep. Jose Serrano, D-N.Y. Introduced H. J. Res. 5, a bill that would repeal The Constitution’s 22nd Amendment which prohibits a president from being elected to more than two terms in office, thus potentially paving the way to make Barack Obama president for life. Not Surprisingly, the corporate media currently caught up in Obama-mania has not covered this story. Will George W. Bush end up being the last true U.S. President?” Asked Sher Zieve, writing for the Canadian Free Press on January 14. His intention is to become another Hugo Chavez or Adolf Hitler. He wants to take over the world, even if it means destroying the last free country on the planet. Not only has Obama established his election-fraud organization ACORN nationwide, his adherents have now begun the process to repeal The U.S. Constitution’s 22nd Amendment. True, that it is now mid-year and not much has been done about this bill, but the bill is still there, just waiting for the right time to surface again. And, the Supreme Court is in the bag for Obama, so you won’t hear much from that end. They’ll sneak it in somehow with some other bill, and since nobody reads anything, they’ll sign it and, PRESTO, KING OBAMA IS CROWNED!

DefendUSx, Lynn Dartez, RepubX 20 Comments [6/12/2009 11:58:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 86485

Actors/witches were hired to chant in downtown Manhattan as the 911 MEGA RITUAL continued. As daoist practitioner Ann Coulter stood in burning coals for her part of the 911 ritual (Oprah Winfrey recently walked on hot coals [another Satanic ritual]. I assume Oprah did the coal walking segment for demonic power as a ritual for the next scam by the Satanic U.S. govt. or to drive up low viewership on OWN. I point out that OWN IS NWO backwards) between 2 mason bodybuilders, rolled her eyes back in her head and sent her CHI FIREBALLS toward the WTC Towers.

07august, David Icke's Official Forums 17 Comments [3/18/2012 4:28:01 AM]
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Quote# 66021

Who originally settled in Golden Atlantis?
In approximately 20,000BC a clarion call resounded throughout the Universes for volunteers to take part in the final experiment of Atlantis. Millions responded but only 64,000 were chosen at first.

For the glorious period of fifteen hundred years the people vibrated at the fifth dimensional frequency, their energy so pure that their chakras literally glowed with joy and vitality. They lived in co-operation, sharing and harmony, dedicating all to the highest good.

They managed to maintain this high frequency, which was beyond duality, the only time and place on Earth where there has been true oneness. And they developed awesome spiritual technology, which enhanced all their lives and the planet.

Diana Cooper, Diana Cooper 35 Comments [10/8/2009 2:26:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Frogflayer

Quote# 82523

A hint to you "Earth First"-ers:

The planet was here before you arrived.

It will be here after you depart.

The Capitalist system has done more to help the environment and mankind than ANY socialist system ever has, or will. QUIT TELLING ME HOW SOME BENEVOLENT BUREAUCRAT FROM THE COMING ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO SAVE THE PLANET.

The green movement is just another useless wet-dream the socialists are trying to sell us in order to take over the world and make themselves kings. Stop beating that dead horse.

A_Nonny_Mouse, Moonbattery 29 Comments [7/12/2011 3:41:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 75541

I've KNOWN [Obama] is a Muslim since he outed himself when he said "57 states" and "my Muslim heritage."

You don't need a weather vane to know how the wind blows.

Obama is a fraud put into the White House. He not only has his useful idiots backing him up but Islamic Radical Terrorists who are being allowed into this country non-stop.

I don't think Obama cares one bit about the Mexican illegals coming through our borders - it's the Muslims he cares about.

I seriously think there is good reason to worry about the upcoming elections.

Obama will either declare Martial Law or ACORN will steal all the elections for the Commiecrats.

It's going to get ugly folks and we like others before us may have to sacrifice our lives to save this country.

Sickofobama, Moonbattery 16 Comments [8/25/2010 3:50:27 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 80309

From the very beginning, I was suspicious about this whole HIV story, and I didn't know in the beginning, but it didn't take long after some serious researchers had gotten into it and published their findings, it became obvious to me. You talk about a wacko theory, here it comes. There isn't even such a thing as HIV. HIV virus, standing for virus, doesn't even exist. It's -- think of what those letters stand for.


So, that's what it is. It's an immunodeficiency, but there's no virus. The immunodeficiencies are caused by the treatment, the drugs that they give people to try and treat the AIDS. That's what kills the immune system. And what a shocking thought that is, that people who have an immune deficiency, maybe because of some other factor such as nutritional factors -- maybe -- you know, a lot of drug addicts develop this syndrome. Why? Well, we know that a drug addict traditionally has a terrible diet, and the drugs themselves are destructive of the immune system.


And I'll just say one more thing and then let the real experts take over, is, my understanding is that all these pictures that you can find of the HIV or the virus are artist's renditions. There's never been a photograph, an electron microscope, or anything else that photographed a virus called HIV, mainly because it doesn't exist. It's theorized. It's a theoretical virus.

G. Edward Griffin, Media Matters 23 Comments [3/29/2011 9:27:00 AM]
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Quote# 81185

The release of Barack Hussein Obama I's immigration file is stunning in what it reveals and the questions it poses. BHO I's visa expired Aug. 8, 1961 (Barack Junior was born Aug. 4, 1961) – is that why he married Obama's mother? Stanley Ann Dunham was a white girl in a family way with a mixed-race child, desperate for legitimacy in a culture that condemned such behavior as abject immorality, and Barack Obama Sr. was a con man from Kenya desperate to stay in the USA. Was the marriage merely a business arrangement (she was 17 when she got pregnant)? Is that why it was so important to place the ads in the Hawaiian papers announcing the birth of the future president – because his father was about to be deported?

Stanley Ann Dunham could not have been so savvy as to know that BHO I was a Muslim polygamist. Yet clearly, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., was never divorced from his first wife in Kenya. The Immigration and Naturalization Service suspected that the elder Obama's marriage to Dunham was a sham, arranged strictly to secure immigration status for him. Despite the fact that BHO I had married Dunham, the government wasn't buying it: An INS official wrote in 1961 that the agency should "make sure an investigation is conducted as to the bona-fide of the marriage."

It is interesting to note that BHO I claims in the documents to have divorced first wife, Kezia, "verbally." According to the Shariah, a man can divorce his wife by repeating it three times. Further, when BHO I returned to Kenya, he apparently lived with his first Kenyan wife and his American third wife, suggesting that the "divorce" he ostensibly secured to marry Dunham was a transitory ruse.

That would make the president illegitimate. In 1787, illegitimate children had different rights. There is no way the founders of this great nation intended for an illegitimate child of a foreign bigamist to attain the highest, most powerful position in the new land.

Pamela Geller, Right Wing Watch 32 Comments [5/11/2011 2:53:27 AM]
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Quote# 69500

I am asking the question no one will, and asking it in all seriousness, if Rush Limbaugh was deliberately attacked with a frequency weapon while on Hawaiian vacation?

Consider the facts in Rush Limbaugh is frequently under physician observation, because people who are in his position have contracts worth millions of dollars and corporate sponsors and legal representatives of insurance companies require these very expensive celebrities to undergo yearly physicals to prove the investment is worth it.

For the reality, the US military has brought online numbers of new frequency weapons to induce headaches to passiveness in crowd control measures. A low setting producing neurological stunning of the body, high settings kill.
This is all in the public domain now in riot control measures....

I do not like making a great deal of my life public as I do not care to have anyone believe me or not, as the debate takes up time I do not have to spare to convince people, I could care less about convincing.
I have though since the Obama benefactors started cementing power in mid 2008, had numerous computer attacks, surveillance on my personal phone conversations in conjunction with certain military bases being use to grab the signals from the air, which is quite illegal, and in the autumn of 2008 by accident in passive sensors, I noted a wiping out of digital broadcast signals for two months in my location. In layman's terms, something was interfering with the television broadcast signals I monitor, and for two months I was personally not feeling very well.

As of one Sunday, this interference stopped and the broadcast signals from 5 stations returned to normal, and, I was quite feeling well again within a day.

This all started within weeks of the census bureau mapping my location with a GPS tag

Lame Cherry, Lame Cherry blog 26 Comments [1/13/2010 10:10:25 AM]
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Quote# 73721

I have long contended that a "systematic" Jewish holocaust was impossible because the Nazis had no objective and reliable way of identifying Jews and non-Jews. This claim is often pooh-poohed with examples of how supposedly easy it was for the Nazis to objectively and reliably identify Jews.

Larry Fafarman, I'm from Missouri  33 Comments [6/15/2010 2:43:19 PM]
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Quote# 63199

You will be "BEGGING" a gun toting Patriot to protect you, when this country gets invaded, YES you will! You will of course deny it at this time, but it is true. First, your kind will try to embrace the enemy, but after you see alot of your fellow "Free Thinkers" get executed, you run like hell and look for somebody to protect you. Please do not run to me? I am a very soft hearted person in most cases, but in a case where you turn on your fellow Americans, I would shoot you and all the others that approach me for help. I could NEVER trust you and you would be a threat to the safety of my family and myself. Call me a gun lover or any other juvenile names you choose, but I will survive with honor.

Cherokee Pride, Topix 40 Comments [6/14/2009 5:40:41 PM]
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Quote# 107380

The sun is a black hole

Here is a theory which may or may not hold any truth.

Most things have an opposit or pair in nature, which creates a balance, which nature seems to like.

So light has dark, left has right,

The sun can be opposite end of a blackhole, so all the energy that is sucked into a black hole is then fed into the sun that then pours the energy out via, light, heat, radiation etc..

Now if the universe has another universe as a pair (parallel universe) a bright sun in our universe will present as a blackhole in the other universe. The other theory is that a sun and black black hole can be seperated by millions of miles but be conected via a breach in space/time so you can travel into a black hole in one solar system and then pop out of a sun in another solar system. Obv the craft would need sufficient speed and protection to do this if possible at all.

rkingpin, Above Top Secret 24 Comments [3/26/2015 3:17:52 AM]
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Quote# 106031

I don't really care for Michael Moore, but I've been thinking along the same lines since the first news broke. First, I believe that Osama really is the conjoined twin of Obama, which would explain the ugly head scar that Obama has, and to explain why it is sometimes on the left side and sometimes on the right side, and to explain why Obama is dark-skinned while other times, he is lighter skinned, AND to explain why the palm prints are almost identically the same, yes, I do believe that Obama and Osama were trading places in running the USA. Therefore, in order to kill Osama, they would have had to kill the twin brother of the President, and I don't think they would do that.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 20 Comments [1/27/2015 4:06:03 AM]
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Quote# 90750

I have always felt [Charles Krauthammer] was inserted by the left as smoke and mirrors. (Part of the Dialectical Materialism-—pitting “opposites” to get a synthesis). He is the slippery slope to utopianism. He is a distraction—albeit, an intellectual one——but to keep the “right” placated——keep them from really seeing reality and doing what needs to be done.

All Rove’s men are part of the Leftist strategy (the dialectic) to move us to communism. The elite control Rove and Fox News and, yes, Romney. They own both the Republican and Democrat parties. They are all Marxists/Freemason/One Worlders. That is why they are revolted by the Tea Party and people like Alan West and Bachmann and boo God.

We would have won short term by electing Romney-—but we would have still been heading toward that One World Government. Romney would have embraced the UN and perversions and the welfare state-—just not as overtly as Zero which is actually more dangerous for our country.’’

Romney would not have changed direction-—and we are heading into a Marxist hell-hole—One World government.

savagesusie, Free Republic 32 Comments [11/16/2012 4:47:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 93068

footnote: Rothschilds founded the "B'nai B'rith" comasonic org, of which ADL is a branch. BB website admits to "overlap with freemasonry" (BB can assume high position in any lodge).

ADL is behind the new laws against freedom of speech and press and religion and info internationally. Questioning holocaust numbers landed people in Germany and Canada in jail.

But Rothschilds didn't sweat the holocaust, they helped Hitler via Rockefeller puppets Prescott Bush and JP Morgan. Top nazis were jew names; Eichmann and Borhmann, for examples (secret society jews) Vatican supported Hitler also, the agenda being to get rid of TORAH jews (not secret society jews).

Rothschilds also funded the Scofield Bible zionist footnotes, imposed via arranged celebs such as Hal Lindsey and Hagee. Zechariah 11:10-13 explains that the covenant is broken when 30 pieces of silver is paid (by high priests to Judas).

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [3/11/2013 3:34:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 80608

The entire Mediterranean is on fire. More than that, it's not just the surrounding countries of the Mediterranean. It also spreads up here. You have U.K. and Ireland already with riot in the street. You have Russia with a bombing.

Well, now, let's see -- let's play this through. What do you think happens? These two collide. They quite honestly, they could make us collapse financially.

Just these two colliding. Let alone, if this is on fire as well, our forces there? What do we do?

This is colliding. We're pouring all of our money into here and here and trying to keep things stable. China pushes this direction. Here's China pushes this direction, just says knock it off, guys. These guys are pushing this direction. This is all pushing up into the middle, into the Mediterranean, into Spain.

This becomes a caliphate. This becomes China dominant. This becomes Muslim caliphate.

If they think Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, Egypt, Libya, possibly Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Turkey, are now some sort of a Muslim caliphate. If anyone begins to think that is a chance, what happens to the overwhelming radical population of the U.K., of radical Islamists? What happens? Do they just sit around on their hand or do they see an opportunity?

When you take the Marxist and you combine them with the radical from Islam, when you combine those forces, which is exactly -- we'll show you this week -- what is happening here, the whole world starts to implode. Does Russia push across this way? And what do we do?

This is not just happenstance. This is not just poor people mad at rich people. This is coordinated. Tunisia was the beginning.

I think there is a chance that Tunisia is our Archduke Ferdinand moment that I've been telling you about, warning that it would start in some place that wouldn't look like anything, and most of us wouldn't understand it.

He was the guy assassinated in Sarajevo, June 1914. A month later, Austria and Hungary declared war against Serbia and the rest is called World War I. I believe a snowball is being formed, and it is starting to roll.

Glenn Beck, Media Matters 42 Comments [4/14/2011 3:35:25 AM]
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Quote# 87763

It was Hitler and Nazism, a cult created by homosexuals, that destroyed Germany.

Interesting that Hitler was financed and created by the Rothschilds et al.
Interesting that Hitler collaborated deeply with Jews to facilitate the filling of Palestine with Jews for the creation of Israel.
Interesting that Hitler had a whole village destroyed without any explanations except to obscure his Jewish birth origins.

Interesting that Zionist Jews themselves collaborated with Hitler about which Jews should be sent to the camps, including those who would not immigrate to Israel.
Interesting that Hitler helped rabbinic and Zionist Jews get rid of the Jews they considered to be deadwood, defectives, etc. and facilitated a tremendous eugenics exercise for themselves.
Then interesting that after Hitler, and the eugenics exercise partly directed by Jews, the Jews became stronger, more competent, more wealthy, and more influential than ever before.

Interesting that Hitler's actions made Israel possible.
Interesting that Germany is completely under the sway of the Jewish multi-cultural agenda today.
Interesting that nazis were the fruit of a homosexual/pedarast Greco-Hellenic subculture in Germany that was fermenting for decades before. Interesting that major founders of nazism were homosexuals and pedarests.


There was nothing Aryan about the violent homosexual creation known as nazism.

Julian Curtis Lee, The Phora 27 Comments [6/11/2012 3:37:06 AM]
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Quote# 88117

We recall that there is an uncanny resemblance between The Beatles and ancient Roman Emperor Justinian and three of his closest friends, all represented in a mosaic more than a thousand years old.

While Paul (or Faul) resembles Justinian, we will note that George Harrison looks like Belisarius.

This brought me to examine who was the Pope at that time. After all, Justinian is noted for having JAILED THE POPE FOR HERESY to force him to repudiate the teachings of Jesus about Reincarnation. Is this why maybe this Pope reincarnated in the 20th Century?

This article identifies the two other officials pictured next to Justinian whom John Lennon and Ringo Starr look like, as possibly his financial backer, a banker named Julianus Argentarius, the other being Belisarius' rival General Narses, who happened to also be a eunuch. Narses became Justinian's High Chamberlain at what, in those trying times, was the ripe old age of 50 and reconquered Italy and Rome from the Goths.

Getsmart, Above Top Secret 24 Comments [7/1/2012 1:24:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Ludd

Quote# 92649

I will say this again.********* Obama wanted a boost in his ratings because Romney and he were neck and neck. The plan was to get some Hamas people (or anyone like the Muslim brotherhood) to attack the Benghazi embassy, kidnap the ambassdor and others, and then obama would negotiate with them an publically threaten them. They would act like they were afraid and release the hostages. Obama would be a hero with the help of the Press. This is why obama told our forces to ‘stand down’. Two brave Seals went to the defense of the embassy and fought like tigers. THey killed ove 70 of the terrorists. The terrorist thought they were double-crossed because this was suppposed to be a cake-walk. They finally killed the Seals and killed the ambassador too. The deal was off. Now…obama is scrambling to cover his butt. All the rest of the “hearings” are theater and lies.

thegreatcarnac, The Blaze 20 Comments [2/13/2013 4:34:53 AM]
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Quote# 89119

Dave Mustaine -- the lead singer of Megadeth -- believes Barack Obama "staged" the massacre in Aurora, CO in a sick, twisted plot to pass a gun ban.

Mustaine made the comments on stage at an August 7 performance in Singapore ... when he told the crowd, "Back in my country, my president ... he's trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders, like the 'Fast And Furious' thing down at the border ... Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there ... and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple."

He continued, "I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America."

Obviously, Mustaine is not an Obama fan ... and recently bashed the President during an interview with Alex Jones ... saying, "With all of the proof about his birth certificate being fake. And you see the signs in Kenya that say 'the birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello?! C'mon, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

Dave Mustaine, TMZ 31 Comments [8/22/2012 3:42:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter

Quote# 88754

I was contacted by a woman who complained that criminal Jews dominate the Ohio government and have been pestering her for decades. If she had contacted me prior to the 9/11 attack, I would have dismissed her as insane. For one reason, she claims some Jews slipped drugs into her drinks three different times, thereby causing three miscarriages. I would have responded,

"Sure, lady! And I suppose your hair is turning gray because the Jews put something in your food!"

However, for the past couple of years I have wondered if the Jews induced a miscarriage in William Rodriguez's wife, although I don't think I mentioned this to anybody because I didn't want people claiming I'm losing my mind. So, when this woman complained to me that Jews had induced two miscarriages in her, it made me wonder if perhaps my speculations were valid!

Have Jews been poisoning us?

Her accusations got me thinking about how our ancestors have been complaining for centuries about the Jews poisoning wells and spreading disease.

Eric Hufschmid, www.erichufschmid.net 23 Comments [8/5/2012 3:53:37 AM]
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Quote# 82976

[Regarding a ultra-heavy freight airship being released]

"Black" hybrid aerospace craft of the almost-lighter-than-air type, gas filled -- but hypersonic-shaped with carbon-fiber skins -- have been flying ops for years now, from ground to over 100,000 feet, and possibly to and from earth orbit and beyond. This project is lower-tech, of limited use, and possibly a cover.

Anon ATS, Above Top Secret 38 Comments [8/1/2011 3:28:36 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 85461

["Obama warns world against gay and lesbian discrimination"]

President Obama is nothing more than an agent of the banking dynasties who are following the script of the Protocols of Zion, which calls for an attack on those things that make society cohesive such as religion and family values.

Promoting homosexuality is a way to try to substitute God's guidance with satanic mindset, it's a way to weaken society's resistance to the plans of the bankers.

I'm sorry to sound like a conspiracy theorist again but we need to know who's controlling Obama so we can find out what's behind his statements.

Mansoor Ali, Islamic Awakening 16 Comments [1/4/2012 4:38:31 AM]
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Quote# 94744

Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.

Another victory for FE!!!

narcberry, Flatearthsociety 20 Comments [6/6/2013 3:40:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Alexander

Quote# 65670

[Re. the possible assassination of the President by right-wing extremists.]

Obama had better watch out: given their propensity for projection, when Reds start accusing others of something it's usually exactly what they're doing. (e.g., AstroTurfing townhall meetings). The Reds may decide he's becoming a liability, and would be more useful as a martyr than as a discredited President. (Imagine the mileage they could get out of him as a martyr! Whoa.)

So Barry, and in particular the Secret Service, please keep an eye peeled. Make that a bunch of eyes. A whole bunch of eyes.

Jay Guevara, Moonbattery 16 Comments [9/12/2009 11:13:28 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 60611

The critical event that will mark the absolute timing of Armageddon is the destruction of Babylon the Great by the UN. Babylon the Great are the secret societies that run the world through money, including Wall Street and the Federal Reserve. So when the Federal Reserve is outlawed by the UN along with the IMF and the CIA, which is controlled by the Illuminati, then it will be 1 year and 3 months to Armageddon. Already there are protestors out there calling to "end the Fed." Just look on Youtube. That does not get into the mainstream media much. Ron Paul is associated with that movement. So if they end the fed, confiscate all its money, basically blame them for this economic crisis, then Armageddon will come within a year and 3 months. The governements will all join the UN as the final authority in the world to control global financing. That is already on the agenda of the Prime Minister of England! They are pushing for a new world authority to coordinate a global economic recovery. What choice do they have? The US will go along with it because it is totally bankrupt now, thanks to Obama! Money is everything. We are more terrorized by the economic collapse than local terrorists.

Moshi, CARM 26 Comments [3/16/2009 2:05:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Lady Renae

Quote# 100163

Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.

He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.

He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school.

Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”.

Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle’s 'true' identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.

SadInAmerica, Know The Lies 24 Comments [3/25/2014 3:39:26 AM]
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Quote# 75960

Enormously ambitious, the "father of our country" was aggressive and without scruples. Giving not a damn for education and the finer side of life, George Washington was a money-grabbing, glory-grabbing charlatan with a bent for deceit and the devious. With the ability to inspire trust and zeal, he was the perfect tool for Masonry. Therefore, he was made privy to the deepest held secrets of that diabolical organization, and allowed to fulfill his insatiable need for power, wealth, and attention. . . What a job lying historians have done on this fakir over the last 200 years!!!

And George Was an occultist who got a tremendous bang out of fooling around with the "supernatural." Of the highest masonic degree, the "father of our country" was in full masonic regalia when he deposited secret objects at the cornerstone laying of the White House. With awe his subjects hailed this expert in the art of witchcraft as the "Worshipful Master." Talking with "angels," this pagan had visions, and by the "angels" and "visions" mapped a course for the newly formed nation--13 states with 13 masonic governors--to follow. Since that time, every man succeeding to the presidency of the United States--whether a mason or a favored member of some other demonic order--has held firmly to the treasonous outline plotted by the sorcerer we have been taught to honor and admire.

Norma Cox, Kooks Museum: Norma Cox Exhibit 34 Comments [9/10/2010 3:57:58 PM]
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Quote# 69319

This stealth war on heterosexuals (disguised as woman's and gay rights) is
designed to destabilize society in advance of the New World Order. The
destruction of the nuclear family has long been the Illuminati Communist
goal. They wish to make arrested development (homosexuality) the new norm.
Lesbianism is the hidden agenda of feminism. Marriage and family are
essential to our natural development. But, despite the deceitful propaganda,
most male homosexuals don't want marriage or children. They want sex.

Henry Makow, Google Groups 25 Comments [1/4/2010 9:57:43 AM]
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