Quote# 122618

The Demon That Is Megyn Kelly and the Demons that Run MSM

Go to Drudge right now and look at their number one article.

It says "Year of the Bull" with a big picture of Megyn Kelly.

Linking to this BS MSM article:

[link to www.usatoday.com]

Wow, just wow. These demons are trying like hell to hold their place. Everyone is seeing through the lies of MSM, yet they cannot shut up. Wow, they are really, really stupid.

Megyn Kelly is a demon working for the satanists that control MSM. Yet she keeps doing it. They should all be in jail yet they won't shut up. They can't handle Trump being president because they know they are screwed.

God I hope he throws so many of these evil people in jail for the lies they have told for years to the public.

And the article about Google and Facebook today on Drudge is equally as scary. It is linking to a Reuters article that cannot be posted on GLP for rights violations. But the Reuters article basically is saying that Google and Facebook are going to restrict "Fake" news sites.

HAHAHAHAHA! Google and Facebook help LYING MSM all the time!!! Those companies should be obsolete.

Reuters also participates in fake news.

They truly think people have not woken up. Well the masses have and that is why Trump got elected, you stupid MSM fools!

He better do more than kick the house of cards down. He better burn it to the ground.

All of MSM needs to die.

Wow, MSM truly is run by demons. No doubt about it!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [11/21/2016 4:02:21 AM]
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Quote# 55347

'Separation of church and state' was never found in the Constitution. It was imagined. It was, has been, and is a total lie thought up in the lame imagination of freaks.

Jay, HUMAN EVENTS 3 Comments [12/31/2008 5:09:04 AM]
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Quote# 67479

I think a plan was begun around 70 or 80 years or more to eventually nullify this nations Constitution.
I think the creation of the Federal reserve was part of that plan.
I think that it was a slow long range plan that is only now coming to fruition.

I also think that all the same things happening under Obama would be taking place under a McCain administration.
Or whoever.
Only a true Christian in the white house might be different.
The power's that are behind the Governments and presidents and congress and the senate and dictators and Tyrants are the ones pulling the strings.

And if some Human Leader defies them then they are dealt with brutally.
I have always believed that Bobby and John Kennedy and Lincoln and Yhiczac Rabin were killed because they tried to buck these powers.
Obama is no different.
He is doing what he is told to do.
and he know what will happen if he doesn't Obay.

Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want.
But the Bible is pretty clear that the Powers behind all earthly Governments are Demigods or Fallen Angels.
And behind them all is satan himself.

turtle, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [11/12/2009 12:40:23 PM]
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Quote# 96101

1) “Teabaggers”, as you call them, are supportive of a fiscally responsible government. The Tea Party has nothing to do with the belief that Barry was born in Kenya. However, his wife said he was born there and it was recorded on video.

2) Why do PDFs have layers? What does it mean if a document has multiple layers?

Xavier, Moonbattery 18 Comments [8/22/2013 3:28:55 AM]
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Quote# 105623

The Moon Is Fake

You read that right. The moon is indeed false. It is not there. Or, at least, what we think (or told) we see is not actually what is there. Some would say hologram. Others would say "spaceship". I for one don't label it as either, but just deeply know that the moon is false. Here is some information for you to debunk, kids:

- The moon has quakes. Some are small, some are large. Some cause the moon to "ring". However, the moon does not have tectonic plates so what is causing the moon to quake like this? What are causing these reverberations influenced by seemingly nothing?

- Earth's moon is the furthest away from Earth than any other planet in our System, yet the earth has the weakest gravitational pull of the planets and the moon is the largest of the moons. All of the planets in our system can fit in the space between our earth and our moon. These stats don't add up.

- The moon is so perfect in it's rotation, alongside the rotation of our planet, around the earth and subsequently around the sun , that it never shows us it's backside. On top of this, despite the amount of cameras in space by various governmental agencies/bodies, there is still no real photography from the backside of the moon other than some Chinese photos that are most certainly doctored.

- The lunar eclipse should be impossible, yet is is real and visible to us here on earth. The odds of the moon and sun being so perfectly aligned is beyond astronomical.

And now for some quotes.

Irwin Shapiro,
Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics

“The best possible explanation for the Moon is observational error – the Moon doesn’t exist.’

“The Moon is bigger than it should be, apparently older than it should be and much lighter in mass than it should be. It occupies an unlikely orbit and is so extraordinary that all existing explanations for its presence are fraught with difficulties are none of them could be considered remotely watertight.”

Christopher Knight and Alan Bulter
Book: Who Built the Moon?

The Moon has astonishing synchronicity with the Sun. When the Sun is at its lowest and weakest in mid-winter, the Moon is at its highest and brightest, and the reverse occurs in mid-summer. Both set at the same point on the horizon at the equinoxes and at the opposite point at the solstices. What are the chances that the Moon would naturally find an orbit so perfect that it would cover the Sun at an eclipse and appear from Earth to be the same size? What are chances that the alignments would be so perfect at the equinoxes and solstices?

Dr Harold Urey,
Nobel Prize for Chemistry

“I’m terribly puzzled by the rocks from the Moon and in particular of their titanium content.”

Dr. Gordon MacDonald,

“it would seem that the Moon is more like a hollow than a homogenous sphere’. He surmised that the data must have been wrong – but it wasn’t.”

And lastly, Sir Carl Sagan in response to the moon ringing like a bell when struck by explosives at opposite poles.
Carl Sagan,

“A natural satellite cannot be a hollow object.”

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Quote# 121116

Black Lives Matters is an Arch Zionist Psy Ops Plot

Updated, August 7, 2016, with more information on the homosexual basis of the BLM plotters

What good is an entity that terminally rabid arch-Zionist and God-hating Jew, George Soros, supports entirely and fully, Black Lives Matter, with his dirty billions? This criminal mind has given tens of millions of dollars to the entity, fully demonstrating his role as the key force behind the corrupt organization. Zionist-controlled Google is also a main source, giving some $2.35 million in grants to activist organizations such as Black Lives Matters, that those organizations supposedly addressing the “racial injustices that have swept the nation.”

Soros is deemed a “leftist,” as are his collaborators. This is an elaborate disguise. The so-called leftists are not leftists but are, instead, merely arch-Zionist moles. Yet, it is said, for instance, as in Politico:

…Politico reports that “some of the biggest donors on the left plan to meet behind closed doors next week in Washington with leaders of the Black Lives Matter movement and their allies to discuss funding for the burgeoning protest movement.” This is via the arch-hostile entity known as the Democratic Alliance.

Who meets with such power-brokers other than fellow agents of the arch-Zionist, pro-Jewish mob? Regardless, what were the meeting about, the plot to commit additional fake DHS-orchestrated shootings, all to create gross confusion as well as to instigate further divides in consciousness among the people?

Regardless, it’s a filthy arch-scam, categorically corrupt. Funding comes not from real black or white freedom fighters and true activists but, rather, virtually strictly from powerful elements of the arch-Zionist cabal. God-fearing and justice-seeking people should have nothing to do with it, rather, they condemn it for its treachery. It is rather than merely a ‘terrorist’ organization an agency of deception, a means of chaos, an entity of provocation or at the minimum grandiose distraction:

People look at this as an entity sustained by misguided and/or foolish blacks. This is not the case. This is a plot orchestrated solely and exclusively by the criminal minds of the Zionist mob. It’s purpose is strictly to foment social and inter-culture strife, while creating the necessary distraction: through the countless billions in the hands of pro-Israeli Zionist criminals.

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Quote# 108616

We and many other people who have had experiences with aliens, or who have done enough research, already know that there are real aliens on earth. The only reason you may not know this is because currently the aliens are afraid of us and don’t come out in the open. In fact, there are dozens of different species.

Here are just a few articles that we have which show this (in addition to the experiences of Michael in The Mars Records and Pat in The Mars Force. (These books are free to download).

1. Sgt Clifford Stone states that the U.S. Army Has Helped Catalog 57 Species of Aliens, in this video:

. The L.A. Times in 1934 reported that a man found a city of reptilians underneath Los Angeles.

3. President Medvedev of Russia confirmed that aliens are real.

The Russians are ahead of us on this one. For example, here is a secret Russian book listing many different kinds of aliens. Please download it now.

There is another movie which may also be partly documentary, and that is The Arrival. This is an excellent movie, staring Charlie Sheen.

Unfortunately, it came out at the same time as Independence Day, which captured all the media attention. Therefore, The Arrival did not receive the attention it deserves.

The Arrival is about aliens who can shapeshift (possibly with the aid of technology) and appear as humans. Charlie Sheen discovers that they are on earth to “terraform” Earth and prepare it for the arrival of the rest of their race.

Interestingly, currently you can buy The Arrival on its own on Amazon for $25, but if you buy it with the awful sequel, The Arrival II, you have to pay only about $6. Maybe someone really, really wants you to see the sequel, where Charlie Sheen is killed off in the first few minutes, or wasn’t even in it, or something like that- I can’t remember anything about this terrible movie. Does someone want us to forget about the message in The Arrival? We believe so.


A client of mine who is an intelligent, professional lady whom I know reasonably well told me how she knew that aliens were real because one day, when she was an adult, she woke up suddenly and standing beside her bed was an alien. She was definitely awake, and not dreaming.

When she described the alien to me, I told her that it sounded like the aliens in “The Arrival”, because she said the legs were back-to-front, like grasshoppers. She had never seen the movie. She then watched the movie and told me that the alien looked exactly like the aliens in that movie.

Later on, I just happened to come across, on the internet, some black and white photos from the past, from a time when there was no photoshop. I showed them to this lady and she said that the alien’s legs were just like those in the pics. Here is the pic I showed her:

The story goes that pictured above is Ella Harper, a Tennessee native better known across the country as the Camel Girl. She supposedly suffered from congenital genu recurvatum, which is a disorder that weakens the ligaments in the knees and causes them to bend backward, gradually or all the damned way. (Could she have been a hybrid? Or a real alien?).

Like many people with physical deformities in the 1800s, Ella was a star circus attraction for many years. She actually made a good living this way, at one point taking home $200 a week, or the equivalent of $5,000 a week in today’s money, and was able to retire from the sideshow business in 1886.

Here is another, similar photo.

People have said that the above just has to be an optical illusion. But, they don’t explain how that was possible. Again, what if this is a photo of an alien or hybrid?

Regardless, of whether the above pics are of aliens or people, I am certain that the aliens in The Arrival exist, because of what my client told me.


The aliens in The Arrival are working to change the earth so that it is good for them, and not good for us, so that they can colonize it. It is possible that they, along with evil humans, are behind projects that kill humans and damage their brain such as AIDS, pesticides, Roundup, fluoride, microwaved food, the genetic alteration of wheat to make it toxic to humans, and many other projects.

Vaccines are not pushed on us only because they contain mercury, formaldehyde and cancer viruses so that the drug companies can make $300,000+ off of people when they get cancer. It’s also because they harm people’s metaphysical abilities and prevent people from seeing entities and UFOs.

Apparently, we are tougher than we know, because people still keep living and reproducing, so it looks as though they had to increase the severity of their programs.

More evidence that aliens want to wipe us out was given by the American Hero, Phil Schneider, who was murdered for the 20-30 public talks he gave. In this video he says that the aliens plan to kill of 4/8-7/8 of all people by 2029. Go to 28.00 (although the whole thing is well worth listening to):

Once you know that aliens are real, and they want to kill nearly all of us, seemingly impossibly crazy events now make sense, such as:

•Development of GMOS (Genetically Modified Organisms) and major distribution into the global food supply, even though they have been found to create sterile grandchildren, huge tumors and massive organ damage. This stops reproduction and also kills people off before they get too old, by which time they are more likely to have gained knowledge of the truth about the alien takeover.

•Addition of nano-molecules into our food supply, for no apparent reason, which will cause even more deaths. Nanomolecules kill by themselves, because they are poisonous to the body. In addition, if they are activated via cell phone radiation, they can wipe out whole cities.

•Damage to the Fukushima, Japan, nuclear reactors, that was never corrected. My husband Michael was a radar technician for the U.S. Navy. He knows stories of nuclear disasters that were remedied quickly and permanently by pouring borated concrete on them. This was never done at Fukushima. Now, we have at least 3,000 miles of dead ocean in the Pacific, which has not even been reported by the mainstream media. And others are reporting that Fukushima is a threat to the entire planet.


•Morgellons’ disease

Knowing that aliens have also taken over parts of the government, it’s easier to understand why they want our guns. There is one scene in They Live where Roddy Piper makes a comment that from memory is something like, “So, you bleed just like us!”.

No doubt many people will think this article is just too weird and outrageous. I would encourage those people to read two of the most important political reports you will ever read, by the famous “White House Insider”, who gave much accurate information to The Ulsterman Report.

This story talks about the man who tells the U.S. President what to do.

This story shows that Obama is not human.

The good news is that the aliens are scared of humans. If they weren’t, they would not be in hiding. They would be out in the open and visit during daytime, via the front door. That means, even if we don’t realize it yet, we do have the power to defeat them. But we must each do our part physically, spiritually and prayerfully to do what we can to change this, if we are to stop their plan before it’s too late. One thing that you can do is to read Michael’s article, “How to Prevent Alien & Military Abduction“. If the military would follow this suggestion, that would also be a very good thing.

Another thing that you can do is to get all of the poisons and other negative stresses out of your life that have been put there by evil beings who want to poison you at the same time they gain massive profits and power. That is one reason why I spent two years writing the 55 easy-to-read chapters in the book You’re not fat, You’re toxic.

I don’t know if aliens are behind the obesity epidemic or not, but I suspect they are, because obesity is not a disease, it’s a business plan.

One reviewer on Amazon called Youre Not Fat, Youre Toxic, “The Nutrition Bible”. Read it, tell others about it, and ask your library to order a copy (we are told that there is a waiting list at the Las Vegas library for this book), before millions more are poisoned to death, or their genetic lines are made extinct. Strengthen your body and health while you get slim and beautiful.

Stephanie Relfe, Meta Tech 11 Comments [5/15/2015 2:59:33 AM]
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Quote# 108673

Dominating the police, courts, militaries, and other halls of power – above all, the international banking networks – the satanic freemasons, with a wink and a secret handshake, give each other carte blanche to rape, torture, and even murder innocent children. This is all part of the doctrine of “liberation” from traditional religion and morality, a “liberation” offered by the luciferian light-beams from outer space.

That would explain why the state of Israel – founded by the world’s richest family of satanic freemasons, the Rothschilds – is the world’s per capita leader in human trafficking. And it would explain why Israel targets children to be hunted for sport by military snipers…among a long list of other atrocities. Laitman’s “Israeli nation” is, as he suggests, a nation possessed by Satan, a nation guided by “light beams” from the Planet of Ultimate Evil.

But can a nation of eight million people really be plotting world conquest?

Leading Islamic scholar and geopolitical analyst Shaykh Imran Hosein answers in the affirmative. He believes that just as the British Empire was superseded by the American Empire during the 20th Century, the Israeli Empire began with the freemasonic-Zionist coup d’état of September 11th, 2001. He believes the Zionists will launch their world-conquest and planetary-depopulation operation – World War III – in 2016.

Kevin Barrett, Veterans Today 6 Comments [5/17/2015 4:51:32 AM]
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Quote# 106917

[Was there really an advanced race living before the ice age?]

Your not gunna get a straight answer because no one really knows. Based on my experience if the aliens i saw created us then after society fell people would of been to terrorfied to reintergrate into the system. They can shapeshift into different animals, But the purpose of these animal shapeshifting like rituals held by many civilizations in my theory all stem back to that power humanity wants back.

My theory on this is that humans were made in order to replenish a species that cannot reproduce because they are made of energy and do not have organs. So they have to create a precurser. A species identical or similar to what they looked like before. My best guess is why the references of energy beings in the bible connected with God As well as God himself who is an energy being. In the bible it says spirit instead of Energy. Similar to how heavens is meant to mean space. However the term space was not developed back then. The same as Dinosaurs, They called all dinosaur bones dragon bones.

Anyways, That's my best guess lol. We were attacked because the species that created us colonizes intergalatically. And some other species that is dwelling in the milkyway took notice and tried to wipe us out.
But the species that created us prevented it. And they destroyed many ships. It will and has taken the other species a while to rebuilt their fleets but my belief is that they are back and we should anticipate another attack soon. This is why humanity is having it's technology boosted dramatically and why Nichola Testlas was born in the specific time he was in order to dawn this age we are in today.

I think all the mass abductions going on are the E.T trying to clone us and prob our weaknesses. Like in the movie independance day.

I think the media reveals quite a bit. But again those are all just assumptions. I do know however the shapeshifting creatures have been here for quite some time. And they are distinct because they are phantom like.

AnuTyr, Above Top Secret 12 Comments [3/8/2015 9:29:55 AM]
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Quote# 111414

The Gadsden flag is touted as a purely American flag that was named after the American general Christopher Gadsden who allegedly designed it in 1775 during the American Revolution. The flag depicts a coiled rattlesnake that is ready to strike within a yellow field along with the words "Don’t tread on me". The term “Gadsden” (G+D+S+D+N), acronymically and/or consonantly equates to "Gods Den" or "Greenland of Denmark's Den". Consequently, the Gadsden Flag is symbolic of Greenland, the third and final den (home) of the Greco-Roman Empire. As evidenced, every detail of the flag has an ulterior meaning when deciphered in the context of Greenland.

Number (1)
The outline of Greenland depicts what appears to be a westward pointing tongue directly to the left of the number (1). This tongue is then replicated via the snake within the Gadsden flag (3) and via the bear within the coat of arms of Greenland (4), both of which are pointing towards the west.

Number (2)
A flattened silhouette of Greenland is depicted in the grass found below the snake within the Gadsden flag (3). Although the grass patch only mimics the general shape of Greenland, it has been construed in such a manner as to not be too obvious. In other words, had the outline been clear, it would surely have been noticed.

Number (3)
The Gadsden flag depicts a rattle snake coiled on a patch of grass along with the words "Don’t tread on me”, meaning that no one is allowed to set foot on Greenland. The snake is symbolic of the readiness of the Roman Empire in Greenland to strike anyone or anything which dares to travel to Greenland. The three coils of the snake represent the three dens or homes of the Roman Empire (i.e., the Island of Crete, the Island of Sicily, and the Island of Greenland), as well as the number "666" (i.e., the “Number of the Beast”) as depicted in the Holy Bible, the allegorical and metaphorical history book of the Greco-Roman Empire. The “Absolute Value” of the number “666” equates to “18” whose digital root is “9”. In the Roman-English alphabet, the 18th letter is “R” while in Roman Score (i.e., the Roman alphabet) the 9th symbol is also “G” (i.e., the original letter “R”). Since the letter “R” is an acronym for “Rome”, it can be deduced that the number “666” equates to “Rome” which is alive and well in Greenland. Lastly, the snake's 13 chambered rattle is representative of the 13 Bloodlines of Rome which reside in Greenland.

Number (4)
The coat of arms of Greenland, which features a polar bear on a blue shield, was first introduced into the coat of arms of Denmark in 1666, an apparent tribute to the aforementioned “Number of the Beast”. The coat of arms clearly depicts the Bear of Greenland (i.e., the Beast of Greenland) with its tongue sticking out toward the west, a gesture clearly derived from the shape of Greenland as depicted in the outline of Greenland (1). Interestingly, the polar bear of Greenland is depicted along the Ram of Aires and what appears to be two men of Greco-Roman decent within the official royal coat of arms of Denmark, the country which legally owns Greenland (i.e., Greenland of Denmark). Needless to say, the weather in Denmark does not permit leaved loin cloth as attire. Therefore, it can be deducted that the summer attire is in respect to the Island of Greenland which is green and has an endless summer due to its unique location atop the Earth.

David Chase Taylor, Greenland Theory 6 Comments [8/2/2015 2:35:33 PM]
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Quote# 124189

Will you assholes please stop saying that anyone who disagrees with you shouldn't be allowed to raise children?

The third most common way to die is medical error.

That means that if you do not die from cancer or heart disease, chances are you will be killed by a medical professional.

In light of that, skepticism of an industry that is supposed to save lives, but instead is the third top killer in the country, is at least reasonable, if not wise.

So no. You shouldn't be able to force parents to have their kids injected with vaccines or anything else.

Sean Otterbine, Facebook 4 Comments [2/2/2017 3:49:32 PM]
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Quote# 100474

One day I woke up to a world in which Nelson Mandela was very much alive and walking out of the prison.

I remember vividly his execution in South Africa -- so was it simply a bad dream. I don't think so, because I have met two other people who have very similar recollections of events and were likewise startled to see Mandela alive and well and walking into freedom.

Pellevoisin, Above Top Secret 20 Comments [4/11/2014 3:04:17 AM]
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Quote# 119067

The silent genocide!!!

10.000 suicides in Greece from the begining of the crisis (2009) not announced by the mainstream media
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Same is happening and in Spain (in Argentina in past) and other White Race America and European countries...

Yellow dragonian chinese are at the final stages of their geostrategy taking control of the ENTIRE planet with the help of some traitors hebrewsaxons of the west who are delivering wealth and power and factories from west to the east, sentencing the west to a huge debt and unemployment unprecedented crisis!!







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Quote# 116749

Some aliens do proclaim Christ as Lord. that is how they deceived me. Satan cannot deceive a Christian with a Christ denying spirit, so he sends angels of light and ministers of righteousness that sound good on the surface but when you really dig deep you discover it is all designed to lead you astray.

Elelel Lelele, alien deception  5 Comments [2/13/2016 4:46:33 AM]
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Quote# 47522

The Large Hadron Collider, I'll get straight to the point, I belive this huge gadget has been built for one purpose only, and that is to disrupt a hole in the Van Allen belt which surrounds the Earth. What for? To allow the return of the Annunaki from the planet Neberu, in order that they can come here, corrupt the rest of the Earth and do battle with God at Armageddon.

[this video is 10 mins long]

gorilla199, Youtube 20 Comments [9/15/2008 2:43:33 AM]
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Quote# 105256

Five Reasons Why Cracked.com Is Filled with Liars!
The American humor website, Cracked.com, makes a mint off of its low-brow mockery of all things it can grasp whether it's video games or B-movies. Very little can escape the simian intellects of its vile writers. Until now, we here at IW have taken little notice of this site's depraved content, but that has recently changed. Cracked.com published an article that states those of us who promote conspiracy theories are "destroying the world".

This is not the first time that the humor site has denigrated those who stand for the truth. Its writers have frequently made fun of anyone who believes in the Illuminati, the truth behind 9/11, and the moon landing hoax. However, this latest article has sparked more outrage on our side than anything previously seen, so much to the point where we feel that a rebuttal is necessary.

"5 Reasons Conspiracy Theories Are Destroying the World" is based on multiple fallacies and Illuminati lies. The first "reason" concerns the amount of knowledge available to us via the internet. The writers assert that more knowledge leads to more theories and thus more ignorance. That cannot be further from the truth. Knowledge is power and will always be so. Only those who want to help usher in the NWO would promote such anti-intellectualism.

The second one is possibly one of the most vicious, and that's the one accusing truth seekers (anti-vaccination advocates) of killing people with our perspectives. We had a hard time stomaching just how low Cracked went on that one. Do not trust the stats on that website. They are most likely manipulated. Besides, there is a preponderance of evidence that America over-vaccinates its children. If you don't believe us, just check how many shots other developed countries recommend in comparison to the U.S. We'll save you the time and give you the answer, it's a lot less.

The remaining garbage items on Cracked's list don't even come close to holding water. The third one indicating that conspiracy theories are a big business is rubbish. Most people who do their homework on pundits such as Alex Jones and Glenn Beck realize that they're just pieces of the Illuminati's gigantic puzzle. And as far as "bringing out the worst in people" (#4) goes, that bit is just poorly connected anecdotes that lack any real numbers.

The fifth and final item that accuses us of making it "impossible to fix the real problems" is way off the mark. For starters, WE ARE TRYING TO FIX THE REAL PROBLEMS!!! The hidden forces that control our world is the most pressing issue, and we are doing everything we can to raise awareness to stop it. How dare Cracked try to insinuate otherwise.

These people who try to debunk us fail miserably. The only ones they convince are those already brainwashed. That's because we do base our findings on evidence, we do consider all possibilities, and we do subject our findings to scrutiny. If you still don't believe, just take an objective look at the state of the world. It's rapidly becoming a morally bankrupt cesspool all set for the beast to take over.

If you're interested in seeing the original Cracked article, here's the link. http://www.cracked.com/article_21341_5-ways-every-conspiracy-theory-makes-world-worse_p2.html

Illuminati Watchdog, Illuminati Watchdog 8 Comments [12/15/2014 4:05:59 AM]
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Quote# 32798

(This entire post is painfully absurd)
What's The Real Story?

From all the available information, it appears Wikipedia was started by a two Jewish kids, one a programmer, and the other an 'Adult Site' operator. It's dynamic success (800,000 pages) stems from 10,000 + individual contributors, which are monitored by core sayanims.

Wikipedia's claim: ~ 'We are an internet encyclopedia with a neutral stance' ~ is absurd.

This project is an attempt to control student research on the Internet. Any subject Googled will show Wikipedia as one of the first entries. Type in the word Bolshevik, and the first entry is Wikipedia. Explore their version, and you won't be the slightest mention that the movement was a Jewish instigated bloodbath, that was responsible for 20,000,000 deaths.

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Quote# 108383

Why should anyone be surprised at anything now…….Homeland Security Agencies are involved in criminally targeting citizens for crimes in Washington state. I had to hire a PI to trace license plates and a phone number. Some of the members in their organized crime operations targeting citizens are ex-military that have been embedded into Homeland Security Agencies. I’ve lost over $30,000 in property thefts, and vandalism to these special operations criminal military personnel and their “females”. They operate above the law and are IMMUNE FROM PROSECUTION FOR THEIR CRIMES. They even burglarized my safe deposit box in Colville, WA….. and Tortured my Pet Cat Jack….

These criminals who have targeted me are still at large in Ferry County and Washington State, free to target and rob other citizens and torture their pets.?

Crystal Starheart, The Common Sense Show 7 Comments [5/6/2015 3:13:46 AM]
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Quote# 104729

There will be another large scale false-flag terror attack (possibly an Ebola pandemic threat) in the United States [This time to confiscate our guns. This is not just a good guess; but rather, the elite have been telling us of their sinister intentions to disarm Americans for the past century. Like the failed first attempt to bomb the Trade Towers in the early 90's, the CIA finished it off in 2001 (that's my opinion). Homeland Security was started by the CIA after 9/11, of whom daddy Bush was longtime director. Likewise, Sandy Hook was a massive failed fraud, so now they need another 9/11 scale false-flag terror attack to be used as a pretext to confiscate everyone's guns. Once the guns are taken, we'll see fascist oppression unrivaled since Hitler's regime in World War II. Research online for the Nazi roots of the CIA and you'll be shocked. Nazis The Occult Conspiracy (1998)—Full Length Documentary | CIA Formed By Nazi War Criminals | Nazi Fascist CIA (video) | U.S. is Becoming Nazi Germany! Remember that during the oppressive Russian Gulag Camps under Joseph Stalin between 1920 and 1950, only 15% of the Russian population were sent into the labor death camps (to build Stalin's projects). The other 85% went about life as usual. I believe this is what the toes made of iron and clay refer to in Nebuchadnezzar's image, that is, most people will go along with the New World Order, and only those who resist it will be crushed by its satanic power. This evil system is called DEMOCRACY, or majority rule!!! This is not liberty nor freedom.]

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 9 Comments [11/16/2014 5:40:39 AM]
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Quote# 122134

"I've found very few situations where Republicans cheat," Giuliani said on CNN's "State of the Union." "They don't control the inner cities the way Democrats do. Maybe if Republicans controlled the inner cities, they'd do as much cheating as Democrats."

"I'm sorry. Dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans," Giuliani said.

"I can't sit here and tell you that they don't cheat, and I know because they control the polling places in these areas. There are no Republicans," he said. "Then it's very hard to get people there who will challenge votes. So what they do is they leave dead people on the rolls and then they pay people to vote [as] those dead people, four, five, six, seven, eight [times]."

Rudy Giuliani, Politico 11 Comments [10/20/2016 3:39:54 AM]
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