Quote# 118785

Either way Cruz is done. If he stays in he is done and looks like he did just out of spite..If he drops out it ruins his “word” forever…Although really being Canadian I don’t suspect he will have much of a future in American Politics after this..Probably be put in Jail for swearing he is legally able to run when in fact he is no where near US Natural Born that distinction belongs to Canada and he probably entered this country illegally. His mother had to give up her citizenship in order to vote in Canada. Only Canadians can vote. This is a real mess for Cruz. It is believed his parents used the 1987 amnesty to secure Cruzs citizenship. Interesting how Cruz has sealed all those records lol.

Silverhammer05, The Blaze 6 Comments [5/7/2016 5:15:46 AM]
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Quote# 115219

The Diabolical Refugee NWO plan

The Muslims are invading countries all around the world, both physically and ideologically.

This is of course to cause chaos, as the elite love to do.

Our countries will be brought down to near 3rd world status. It's already begun- and it will only get worse. Keep watching the price of food. Eating 3 meals a day will become rare- no one will be able to afford it with devaluation of the dollar and rises in prices of food. This is all done on purpose.

They want us weak so we'll be easier to kill.

Jihad and war will be instigated by TPTB all over the world.

A major third world war already planned out will be started. It will between major super powers and make the first two world wars look small In comparison.


The main purpose of this conflict will be to kill as many people as possible. Tptb know this. We will be given a message that we must protect our countries and we must go to war. There will be a draft, many will die.


The Elites already have spots secured in bunkers. High Tech, State of the art, 5 Star hotel-like facilities.

With enough food, water, drugs, alcohol and technology to last them for decades.

They plan to find a way to destroy >99% of the population, retreat down to their bunkers, and emerge years later, to build "The New World".

I have no doubt that they get closer to achieving this NWO with every passing day.

But first we must be tricked into believing we must go to war.

They want us to actually believe that we will be protecting our country by going to war.

That we must "go to war with Isis" and they will bring many countries into the conflict.

They are controlling both sides. They control Isis, and they control us and Isis will be the lure to draw us in.

They will lead us straight into the death pit. On purpose. This is their goal. Our death. It's required so they can take over the world.

This will be one of the sickest tricks the Illuminati could play.

Billions will be sent to their death.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [12/12/2015 7:17:05 AM]
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Quote# 112257

Mises "Socialism" enumerates many forms of socialism that in their extreme case is totalitarianism. They are all authoritarian, centrally planned, statist paradigms but come in many flavors and strategies for implementing them. Today we have multiple forms of socialism emanating from DC and Blue State Crapitals.

The Democrap version is Marxism or communism. It is "public ownership of the means of production." Think the Student Loan industry or the DOJ and HUD nationalizing the suburbs and rural America. It is "One World Government" as evidenced by the TPP and Obama taking the Iran Nuclear Deal to the U.N. It is "democratic" in appearance as it appeals to the mob by a demagogue such as Obama, Schumer and Pelosi.

The GOP Establishment favors fascist-style socialism. It is "control of the means of production." It is the Farm Bill and Export Import Bank that showers billions on favored corporations. It is owned and operated by the Crony Chamber of Commerce. The GOP Establishment loves Agenda21 with its light rail and solar boondoggles as monopolistic, fascist government breeds corruption between politicians and big business.

We also have syndicalism with our unions, especially Public Employee Unions. It is no different than the Guild system of Feudal times except that it is based on ideology instead of heredity.

VonMisesJr, American Thinker 6 Comments [8/26/2015 2:55:13 PM]
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Quote# 134478

Anti-DPRK fake news alert . The mainstream or imperialist media such as the BBC and CNN along with the likes of dopes such as Russian capitalist RT have carried what is claimed to be CCTV footage of a so-called "north Korean defector " absconding to the US occupied south Korea . However looking at the film very closely it is very apparent that it is actually a number of different film clips spliced together . In fact it does look like classic spy film stuff , like something out of James Bond .

Some of the footage is crystal clear and some is grainy or blurry . Several things wrong in it that cast strong doubt on its authenicity . Firstly, KPA troops at Panmunjom are shown with rifles ,however under the regulations of the Korean Armistice Agreement they are usually armed with pistols . Every time a UK KFA delegation has visited Panmunjom , the KPA troops have been unarmed or just had pistols .

Secondly, some of the footage shows the 'defector' driving down the road to Panmunjom in a jeep but how would the south Koreans get this coverage as it is on the DPRK side ? , Thirdly , not clear from the footage whether the 'defector' is actually a KPA soldier as it does not look like he is wearing a uniform . Surely as a soldier he would have been armed and could have returned fire ? , Fourthly , how come the 'defector' got as far as he did without being intercepted by the KPA or DPRK security personnel ?

UK Korean Friendship Association, Korean Friendship Association 2 Comments [11/24/2017 3:28:27 AM]
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Quote# 105258

Well, you sound like a gang of right-wingers. Up until the last minute, all I've heard from you and your people was that the Illuminati were commies, or were behind the commies. Now you say they're behind fascism and behind the current government in Washington, too." Hagbard laughed. "We came on like right-wing paranoids, at first, to see how you'd react. It was a test." "And?" "You passed. You didn't believe us— that was obvious— but you kept your eyes and ears open and were willing to listen. If you were a right-winger, we would have done our pro- communist rap. The idea is to find out if a new man or woman will listen, really listen, or just shut their minds at the first really shocking idea." "I'm listening, but not uncritically. For instance, if the Illuminati control America already, what's the purpose of the assassinations?" "Their grip on Washington is still pretty precarious. They've been able to socialize the economy. But if they showed their hand now and went totalitarian all the way, there would be a revolution. Middle- readers would rise up with right-wingers, and left- libertarians, and the Illuminati aren't powerful enough to withstand that kind of massive revolution. But they can rule by fraud, and by fraud eventually acquire access to the tools they need to finish the job of killing off the Constitution." "What sort of tools?" "More stringent security measures. Universal electronic surveillance. No -knock laws. Stop and frisk laws. Government inspection of first-class mail. Automatic fingerprinting, photographing, blood tests, and urinalysis of any person arrested before he is charged with a crime. A law making it unlawful to resist even unlawful arrest. Laws establishing detention camps for potential subversives. Gun control laws. Restrictions on travel. The assassinations, you see, establish the need for such laws in the public mind. Instead of realizing that there is a conspiracy, conducted by a handful of men, the people reason— or are manipulated into reasoning— that the entire populace must have its freedom restricted in order to protect the leaders. The people agree that they themselves can't be trusted. Targets for assassination will be mavericks of left or right who are either not part of the Illuminati conspiracy or have been marked as unreliable. The Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, for example, were capable of mobilizing a somewhat libertarian left-right-black-white populist movement. But the assassinations that have occurred so far are nothing compared to what will take place. The next wave will be carried out by the Mafia, who will be paid in Illuminati gold." "Not Moscow gold," said George with a smile. ?"The puppets in the Kremlin have no idea that they and the puppets in the White House are working for the same people. The Illuminati control all sorts of organizations and national governments without any of them being aware that others are also controlled. Each group thinks it is competing with the others, while actually each is playing its part in the Illuminati plan. Even the Morituri— the six-person affinity groups which splintered from the SDS Weathermen, because the Weathermen seemed too cautious— are under the control of the Illuminati. They think they're working to bring down the government, but actually they are strengthening its hand. The Black Panthers are also infiltrated. Everything is infiltrated. At present rate, within the next few years the Illuminati will have the American people under tighter surveillance than Hitler had the Germans. And the beauty of it is, the majority of the Americans will have been so frightened by Illuminati-backed terrorist incidents that they will beg to be controlled as a masochist begs for the whip."

Truth, Resisting the New World Order 10 Comments [2/3/2015 2:55:17 PM]
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Quote# 71556

i think 9/11 has probably got to be the flimsiest story ever pushed by the news media.

aluminum airplanes entering into and undermining the steel structure of, while subsequently being destroyed by the World Trade Center???

gimme a break. check out septemberclues.info


hoipolloi20, Cracked 26 Comments [3/18/2010 9:19:18 AM]
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Quote# 97275

Obama doesn't have to actually slaughter people. You just instruct the IRS which Americans have access to healthcare . . . and which do not via Obamacare's IPAB (Independent Payment Advisory Board). There might be controlled "outbreaks" or perhaps Tea Party members catching something in hospitals.

ylcalif, Huffington Post 11 Comments [10/25/2013 3:03:56 AM]
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YADA, Facebook 13 Comments [9/4/2017 11:10:37 PM]
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Quote# 62496

Dimensional Portals Opening? Vegetarians Disappearing After Hearing Voices? Are You Hearing Voices?

It may sound strange, but there may be Dimensional Portals opening and people disappearing after hearing voices. They all have been vegetarians. I read about this a few days ago and wondered how I could put it in a thread which made sense to everyone. Here is my attempt.

First – (Yes, it starts with the webbot language) Webbot had predicted starting last year people would begin disappearing – even groups right in front of others. I really like the part that the “elite” will disappear – even with bodyguards etc. They won’t disappear to a “good” place.




questioningall, Above Top Secret 28 Comments [5/21/2009 8:09:16 AM]
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Quote# 62315

The H1N1 swine flu virus is a mild lab virus which has pretty much nothing to do with swine. It's the people who are the swine.
The current epidemic hype is both a drill for the international organizations and a fear-mongering for the public. The real danger is in the vaccines, which are expected to be deadly, as well as in the martial law that will ensue once the engineered oubreak takes place.
This is very similar to the vaccine outbreaks of 1918 and 1976, only on a much larger scale this time.

Baby, Asexuality.org 12 Comments [5/14/2009 8:24:12 AM]
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Quote# 59936

[Chemtrails]

I heard they are spraying mind-dumbing agents from the skies in many parts of the midwest in order to quench the tide of rebellion in the conservative states of the people who still have values and ethics so that they too can become de-sensitized, liberalized, immoral fruitcakes like the rest of the masses living on the coastal populated areas....

savedbygrace, Fulfilled Prophecy 11 Comments [2/28/2009 2:46:36 PM]
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Quote# 120977

Hillary is a known lesbian, a devil on two legs, who will say anything to deceive the public. She has been expressing her demonic liberal views for decades, saying that “it takes a village” to raise a child instead of parents. Globalists want to take away parental rights, so they can indoctrinate every child to become a slave of the New World Order. The fact that multitudes of Americans are supportive of Hillary shows just how far gone, wicked and indifferent our nation has become. Sadly, people no longer care if someone has a criminal reputation. The average American is totally unaware that they are the victim of a psyops campaign to indoctrinate them to support evil. Whistleblower! magazine (published by World Net Daily), praises the Clintons as “America's First Crime Family,” turning them into celebrities. By openly admitting these crimes as if they were no big deal, it lulls most Americans into a comatose state of apathy. It's all been planned that way by CIA psyops programs, MK-Ultra mind-programming, Hollywood brainwashing, et cetera. There is an information war going on against the American public, and the Illuminati are winning!

Let's hope that I'm wrong about Hillary becoming U.S. president. Isaiah 3:12, “As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.” Notice that when women lead men, they cause the people to err. Hillary will lead America to total ruin. If you think President's Reagan, Bush Sr. Clinton, Bush Jr. and Obama were bad, you haven't seen anything yet. Now that same-sex perversion is legal, if elected Hillary will go after American's Bill of Rights. She will attack our First Amendment right to speech. It's simply a matter of time until anti-hate-speech laws are enacted to criminalize faithful Bible preachers and other truth-tellers. Websites like mine will one day be censored by the government and webhosting companies forced to comply. They'll just suspend websites until all outlawed content is removed. It will happen eventually, just as it has already happened in communist China, Spain and North Korea.

As far as I can tell, Donald Trump is a front for the Clintons, and the Clintons are a front for the Bush family. If Trump gets elected, guaranteed he will continue the agendas of the Illuminati. I'm not making this up... Barbara Bush is the purported daughter of Aleister Crowley. I first learned that in a disturbing documentary film I purchased titled, “Aleister Crowley: The Beast 666!” I did some homework and it indeed appears to be true! Is that creepy or what? In my opinion it really doesn't matter who gets elected, Trump and the Clintons are very close. Either way, the Devil will be our next U.S. President!!! Don't think for one second that Mr. Trump will change anything for the better. America is doomed unless our churches repent and turn back to the King James Bible and the simplicity that is in Christ, instead of the popular “Lordship Salvation” heresy! It is a false Gospel to require people to turn from sin to be saved. Jesus bore the full burden of our sins on Calvary's cross, so we wouldn't have to in Hell. Here's an excellent sermon.

Since we've already had a Democrat U.S. President for 8-years, it would seem time for a switch to the Republican party. This is the norm! I really have a hard time seeing Donald Trump running the White House, but hey I never would have thought a Hollywood movie star named Ronald Reagan would have either. The truth is that a chimpanzee could do a better job than all recent U.S. Presidents. At least the chimp wouldn't have plundered us deeper into national debt! It's just my opinion that the Illuminati would be taking a risk to let Mr. Trump into the White House, unless he's blackmailable. Hillary is 100% blackmailable. If she stepped out of line, the Luciferian movers and shakers could have her and Bill locked away in a prison for 1,000 years overnight for their crimes. Lucifer Infects The Movers And Shakers (Dr. Charles Lawson; excellent teaching exposing Satan & New World Order).

I'm not saying for sure that I know Hillary will be elected. I have no idea. It just seems to me that since the Clintons were involved over their heads in the cocaine trafficking through Mena, Arkansas, while Bill Clinton was governor, they know as much as anyone in the Devil's Luciferian elite. Hillary would be the logical choice for the Illuminati to continue their crime spree! Whose Donald Trump?

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 12 Comments [8/7/2016 10:46:35 AM]
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Quote# 37911

Dear Ron (or whatever name you choose)
You are a Masonic troll wasting victims valuable time.
The G in Freekmasonry means Gobble-De- Gook.
You are proof of that.

If we have got it wrong, just identify yourself and we will
try to find a solution, and our apologies.

www.secondfamily-uk.com No fabrications and only
concrete evidence to back us up.

Joe Stirling, Prison Planet 12 Comments [4/20/2008 1:36:21 PM]
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Quote# 43402

God, Religion, Aliens, Jesus, The Truth! ((Serious answers only))?
I have looked at ancient biblical drawings and writings, and have come to the realiazation that religion was created by aliens! Why? Well I guess they (ALiens) wanted to create law and orer, to help us survive.
Jesus was merely a hybrid between human (Mary), and an alien (The leader of all aliens- probably). The proof is in the paintings, jesus followed by UFOs.
Once the antichrist comes and kills nearly every human, these aliens will not allow it- they want order among us.They are continually creating new hybrids, possibly a new hybrid to create order- before our civilization ends. Please give me your ideas on this thought.

Truth, Yahoo Answers 12 Comments [7/23/2008 1:37:51 PM]
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Quote# 122498

“A few people in the audience thought I’d get through this introduction without talking about spirit cooking. But come on!” announced MILO. “The right wing of America is caught up in another Satanic panic. The difference is, this time it’s real! We’ve seen the emails!”

“Spirit cooking is some kind of occult practice involving blood, semen, spit, and a variety of other bodily substances. I had no clue it could be a ritual, I call that date night! Maybe I’ve been using them in the wrong order” he continued. “I know a thing or two about black magic, you know. The ancient spirits of Africa flow through me. Regularly.”

“I’ve believed for months that Hillary Clinton sold her soul to Saudi Arabia. I had no idea she sold her soul to the devil” Milo joked. “We shouldn’t be surprised. Lesbians and witchcraft go together like Donald Trump and winning!”

Milo continued with his Satanic references, adding “How many electoral votes does Hell get? I thought I understood the electoral college, is there a loophole I don’t know? I assume she has Saul Alinsky down there organizing the community to vote for her. After all in states without Voter ID, when Ashtaroth and Beelzebub the Lord of Flies show up to vote, what election official is going to tell them no?”

“If you want a great example of media bias, imagine if the Trump campaign was participating in satanic rituals involving blood and semen” he concluded. “The closest thing Donald Trump has to an occult ritual is eating fried chicken with a knife and fork.”

Milo Yiannopolous, Breitbart 11 Comments [11/14/2016 4:06:09 AM]
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Quote# 47097

The two founders of Yahoo!, David Filo and Jerry Yang, Ph.D. candidates in Electrical Engineering at Stanford University, started their guide in a campus ...
docs.yahoo.com/info/misc/history.html

The illuminati (New World Order) own the majority of the media.

The Rothchilds (World Bank) own Reuters and Associated Press. Rothchields, J.P.Morgan, Rockefeller and Oppenheimer all (illuminati) own most major news and television stations, cable stations. Internet, publishing, General Electric (who sells directly to Iran), Time Warner, Newscorp,Viacom, Disney.

When the few own the MASS media, objectivity in journalism is lost, and the media is able to promote "groupthink" by culturizing society.
It's a "Big Brother" concept.

Ted N, Yahoo Answers 9 Comments [9/10/2008 6:35:16 PM]
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Quote# 112673

2008 and 2015 CERN

Why do I feel chaos every time they switch the machine on? Like butterflies in the tummy.

2008 - Financial chaos
2015 - Financial chaos

I'm seeing a pattern.

I wonder, when they reach 99.9% the speed of light, will they attempt to boldly go where no man has gone before...the final frontier...we shall see...

butterfly effect, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [9/9/2015 3:02:19 AM]
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Quote# 46247

Q u o t e:
Oh BTW Obama will win. it is engineered that way. This is America, people. You think you really elect the president. One of two things always happens. They either force a president in, or they give you a choice as to where it does not matter how you vote.

Think about it. Obama came out of NOWHERE. Now he is geared to be the president. This happened with Clinton as well, if you remember. Like it or not, Obama will be president.

It really does not matter thought. The bankers control everything. Ha! You think our economy is Bush's fault...he's just the fall guy

Zegermans, WoW offtopic 3 Comments [8/31/2008 6:55:24 PM]
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Quote# 122247

Princess Diana was murdered we all know that it's a well-known secret but who ordered her death? Was it the Royals? Was it Tony Blair PM at the time? or was it Mossad or Netanyahu? or Maybe all of them?

Diana was becoming a lot more popular than the royal family when she died and the Queen plus others were angry that Diana kept talking out against them.

She was also fighting against Israeli war crimes in Palestine whilst at the same time planning on marrying a Muslim man which again angered the Royals they couldn't have a Muslim man as stepfather to Harry and future king William could they?

Blair is good friends with Netanyahu PM of Israel as is Prince Charles so did they plan it all together? well, we don't know but one thing that is knowledge is that Diana was murdered, by who we prob will never find out.

Ste Matthew Murray, Breaking Down The News  7 Comments [10/28/2016 4:28:34 PM]
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Quote# 113872

[Al-Jazeera interview with Apollo astronaut Charlie Duke]

This video is Irrefutable proof that al Jazeera is a U.S.-controlled media organization. They are headquartered in Qatar, a corrupt and U.S.-dominated Gulf Arab state. What a fact-free propaganda piece. Obviously NASA and the U.S. government are very worried that more and more people are seeing through their Apollo moon landings hoax.

ROBERT, Al Jazeera English 4 Comments [10/26/2015 3:04:35 AM]
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