Quote# 92279

It occured to me a while ago that alot of alien abduction stories sound like they could definitely have an earthly nature. I have known people who have been abducted by the CIA since MKULTRA and the CIA even admits MKULTRA albeit there is alot left to be declassified. The thing is, if ppl remembered that the CIA abducted them, THe CIA might have some problems. SO they implant them with memories of alien abduction, which is very possible. When the ppl return to normal life after many hours to days to weeks have passed, all they remember is the brainwashing of the implanted images they got. Brilliant!!1 I wonder how many people have suffered this fate.

Check this out, its a company that implants fake abduction memories at peoples request. if they can do it I'm sure the CIA can!!

Supreme Slammage, Shroomery 11 Comments [1/26/2013 4:09:29 AM]
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Quote# 113996

Few students of history ever learn the truth that America was founded by freemasons as a vehicle by which to achieve world government. Our first U.S. President was George Washington, a devout Freemason. It was all laid out in 1775 by Adam Weishaupt in his secret society called, what else, “The Illuminati.” The newly constructed One World Trade Center at ground zero in New York City is exactly 1776 feet tall, deliberately build to that height in honor of the year in which the U.S. Declaration Of Independence was signed, 1776.

The building is saturated with occult symbols and has the markings of the Godless New World Order all over it. It was bad enough that after 911, ground zero featured a 911 memorial with the All Seeing Eye of Horus. Adjacent subway walls had ceramic tiles removed and replaced with All Seeing Eye designs (see photos to right and below). Creepy! Truth is stranger than fiction.

In the recent photo displayed at the beginning of this article, you can clearly see The Great Pyramid displayed by the outer surface of the newly constructed One World Trade Center building. This is the Illuminati's way of claiming victory over their prey—in this case, the American people!!! The tallest building in America is a giant 1776 foot tall penis!!! I'm not dirty minded, I'm telling the truth!!! The building's architect said it, saying that the building was designed to emulate the Washington Monument. Nebuchadnezzar's image was a 90 x 9 foot obelisk, also a male phallus. This occult image has its origins in pagan ancient Egypt, which you can easily research in numerous online articles.

The obelisk is an symbol of occult power and might, and a reminder to informed Christians that Satan is the god (little g) of this evil world (2nd Corinthians 4:4). When you see the Washington Monument (which appears in umpteen movies, books, magazines and media sources), it is a constant reminder of the Masonic control over America. America's secret destiny is to be destroyed as a launching pad for world government. This is what is meant by the Latin phrase 'E Pluribus Unum' on the reverse of every U.S. dollar (much information on America's secret destiny) which interpreted means, “Order Out Of Chaos.” America must be destroyed. This will be the Beast system of the coming Antichrist, aka, the New World Order. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 14 Comments [1/14/2016 3:46:50 PM]
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Quote# 108278

While Dr. Kent Hovind rots in prison for 10-years for not applying for a $50 state-license because of his religious convictions, Casey Anthony's mother is acquitted of murdering her child and slapped on the wrist for lying to police repeatedly. Talk about a rigged jury! Scott Peterson didn't receive the same treatment, they crucified him in California. Florida is a corrupt state, which is also where poor Terri Schiavo was murdered. Florida's judges are evil... punishing the righteous, acquitting the wicked, and killing the innocent.

There is no justice anyone in America. While murderers go free, mothers receive life in prison for possession of $40 of cocaine. While people are arrested and dragged into court for growing tomatoes in their front yard, treasonous criminals have taken over the White House and the evil newsmedia protects them, demonizing citizens instead. Sean Hannity is a paid professional liar and a rich stooge for the global elite.

There is a New World Order AN AGENDA to put undue stress upon families in America, to cause as many divorces as possible, to take your home, to take your children... to STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY (John 10:10). Out of chaos the global elite are plotting to build a Godless Global Totalitarian Communist Police State!!! This will be the Beast System of the coming man of sin, a charismatic and influential world dictator, the Antichrist.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 14 Comments [5/2/2015 3:38:22 AM]
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Quote# 117935


But I'm not talking about Ottoman imperialism or other non-European imperialism (books have been written on those), since it isn't Serbs and Greeks you hate coming to Western Europe. Actually, Syria, Iraq, etc. were better off under Turkish imperialism then they ever have been since. That's hypocritical to divert the discussion when you chastise us for bringing up Christianity or Judaism when Islam is the topic. Yes, the refugee situation is by and large a creation of 150 years of European imperialism, to deny it is to deny historical fact.

So what countries do we hate? Any Arab country, Eritrea, Somalia. Who screwed over those countries, let's do a legit historical analysis? It isn't like the US has been playing chess with Arab countries since World War II. It isn't like the US backed utter tools (Egypt) instead of any remotely competent secularist dictators. It isn't like the US was backing spreaders of destabilising ideology like Saudi Arabia. And it isn't like Britain and France haven't been helping all the way. And when Arab Spring started, the Western leaders decided to pour gasoline on the fire leading to where we are now regarding Egypt, Libya, Syria, Iraq (already fucked up thanks to Bush). Also funny how you bring up the Turks, since the Western powers tried to colonise Turkey right after World War I.

Eritrea, let's see, same shit. Well, I guess we can blame the Soviets for that, since they backed Mengistu, the guy who made sure Eritrea turned into a shithole. Speaking of Eritrea, it's funny how North Korean defectors are treated so well in the media compared to Eritreans, when their country is basically the North Korea of Africa, plus Eritreans are majority Christians, too.

Somalia, US all the way. Westerners destroyed the Islamic Courts Union which created Al Shabaab. Plus they backed other nice people like Siad Barre. So westerners fucked the place up.

But why am I arguing with you when you can't even read the fucking sentence after the one you quoted from me (well, neither can the submitter of this quote, of course) about European/western culture vs other culture.

TimeToTurn, FSTDT 8 Comments [4/5/2016 3:07:50 AM]
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Quote# 92710

Long before homosexual activist Floyd Corkins entered the D.C.-based Family Research Council (FRC) with the intent to commit mass murder, I warned from the rooftops that the hard-left Southern Poverty Law Center’s anti-Christian “hate group” propaganda might spur such bloodshed. With a column headlined, “Liberal violence rising,” I wrote, “The SPLC’s dangerous and irresponsible (‘hate group’) disinformation campaign can embolden and give license to like-minded, though less stable, left-wing extremists, creating a climate of true hate. Such a climate is ripe for violence.”

Tragically, my deepest fears were realized.

Then, in August, days after Corkins was heroically disarmed by FRC employ Leo Johnson, whom Corkins shot in the arm, I penned another column titled “Fanning the flames of left-wing violence.” I plead with the SPLC to end its “dishonest and reprehensible” strategy of “juxtaposing FRC and other Christian organizations with violent extremist groups” in a transparent effort to marginalize them…

I no longer believe the SPLC has a sense of goodwill. In fact, based on FBI evidence and the group’s own actions (and inaction), I and many others are left with no other inference but this: The SPLC – a left-wing extremist fundraising behemoth – may be intentionally inciting anti-Christian violence.

Matt Barber, WorldNetDaily 11 Comments [2/16/2013 8:28:17 AM]
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Quote# 24692

I don't believe we need any more evidence than has been generated already to show MOST PEOPLE that the official lies about 9/11 can not possibly be true. As far as I'm concerned, that right there is "success" -- end of phase one.

Now it is time to go on to phase two and three (which we've been doing): That being (1) spreading the word far and wide and (2) forming a real, viable, political COALITION (this is not a right/left issue) that stands in direct OPPOSITION to 9/11 LIES. We have our litmus test: Any politician, bureaucrat, talking head or media that supports the official story can not be trusted or supported and must ultimately be exposed, overthrown and held accountable (Steps four, five and six.)

Now, if Nico can come up with COMPELLING evidence that can be grasped by a mind of average intelligence in FIVE SECONDS or less that proves conclusively that no planes hit the towers, then this can be included in our arsenal of 9/11 truths used to counter the lies.

Painter, Loose Change 0 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 94660

Don’t forget that Barry aka Barack H. Obama is an OPERATIVE of the COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS, and the CFR own the secret service the CIA, the judiciary, the media and both political parties, Obama is their man to bring about the NEW WORLD ORDER, did they appoint him because, due to his inability to offer proof that he really is a natural born citizen, and they can blackmail him with their knowledge about all of his ILLEGAL DRUGS AND HOMOSEXUAL SEXUAL ESCAPADE that they can ged rid of him any time they want if Obama does not follow their orders?, it is evident that Obama is a PUPPET OF THE CFR, he can’t produce any coherent argument when he is not fallowing his CFR controlled teleprompter.

Zorro, HillBuzz 9 Comments [6/2/2013 5:33:36 AM]
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Quote# 114682

America Must Be Destroyed

Sometimes the only way to rebuild something is to first tear it down. Such is the case with the United States. The reverse of every U.S. one-dollar bill contains numerous displays of the number 13, which represents death and total destruction.

13 leaves in the olive branch
13 bars and stripes in the shield
13 arrows in the right claw
13 letters in the "E Pluribus Unum" on the ribbon
13 stars in the green crest above
13 granite stones in the Pyramid. (The 13 layers represent the 13 Illuminati bloodlines)
13 letters in Annuit Coeptis

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 11 Comments [11/23/2015 7:45:54 PM]
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Quote# 118101

SHOCKING INFO! REPTILIANS TRACKING Rh Negative blood types

Reptilian Shape-Shift Phase-Shift Interference

This occurs whenever Rh negative blood humans with extremely powerful Aural fields are in close proximity to Reptilians. Whenever these powerful human Aural fields intersect with the Reptilians projected consciousness (shape-shifting), it seems to interfere with how the Reptilian shape-shifted form manifests in other human's consciousness.

This is why there are millions of Electronic Harrassment victims worldwide, however a great majority of them do not know why this is being done to them. It is in fact a Reptilian program to target and harrass these Rh negative blood type humans in order to weaken their ability to cause interference to the Reptilian shape-shifting ability. In addition to this, Rh negative blood type humans are known to be highly psychic and can sometimes accidentally pick up or hear Reptilian telephathic communication. Rh negative blood type humans are also well known for having highly tuned senses of sight, smell, feel, hearing, and higher than normal ESP.
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Quote# 122797

The Federal Reserve banking system is Communist, allowing the government to have Godlike power over our lives. One of the biggest problems in America over the past century has been the fraudulent Federal Reserve (or Fractional Reserve) banking system, which in 1913 allowed the banksters to print and lend out 10 times the amount of gold in reserve. Since the U.S. dollar was no longer linked directly to its equal value in grains of gold or silver, it became an arbitrary value system, that could easily be manipulated simply by controlling the amount of money put into circulation. By simply printing more money, the crooked banksters could cause inflation. More money in circulation drives down the value of a dollar (through the principle of supply and demand), which consequently forces businesses to raise prices to compensate for lost value in the U.S. dollar.

So by the banks simply printing more money into circulation, the end result is that a certain percentage of U.S. citizens cannot afford to pay their mortgages, and lose their homes. As you can see, the power acquired through the Fractional Reserve banking system gives the banks Godlike power to control people's lives. This fraudulent system would not exist today, which has destroyed countless millions of families and lives, if it were not for the betrayal of the American people by President Woodrow Wilson and thousands of other wicked conspirators within our own U.S. government. Evil can only triumph when good men remain idle and do nothing. Thankfully, God will punish these wicked evildoers to the fullest degree (Isaiah 13:11; Proverbs 24:12; Matthew 12:36; Matthew 7:1-5; 1st Thessalonians 4:6; Ecclesiastes 12:14). Isaiah 13:11, “And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.” All the millionaire Wall Street scum CEO's with their arrogant faces won't be smirking when the fires of Hell engulf them forever!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 3 Comments [12/1/2016 5:27:21 AM]
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Quote# 52568

I think it's possible that Jesus was an alien. There are lots of stories in which abductees talk about aliens trying to make a human-alien hybrid. Perhaps Jesus was an early success, one for some reason they seem to have been unable to reproduce since.

ETs (god) got Mary pregnant, one of their craft hovered over the stable (The star) to check everything went to plan and then, after Jesus spent a period on Earth, he was taken back to his creator, the ETs.

The idea of the second coming of Christ could be the expected second success of the alien-human hybrid programme.

shorty, Above Top Secret 8 Comments [11/19/2008 7:08:09 PM]
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Quote# 80211

In 2011, it may be passé for Hillary to get rid of people by having them disappear. But with Obama there is an easier way that I suspect may, in this age of "civility," be the femme fatale's new modus operandi. I have come to conclude, through sources close to Hillary, that she herself may again be working on the so-called "birther" issue, which she first raised during her 2008 presidential campaign. For if Hillary can finally obtain proof positive that President Obama was born in Kenya, and not in Hawaii as he claims, then she will not have to send him on a day trip to Fort Marcy Park to retire him as president. What could be cleaner?

Larry Klayman, World Net Daily 24 Comments [3/25/2011 3:19:29 AM]
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Quote# 114588

17/11 - England v France and the Satanic Agenda

[...]

English fans have been requested to join in the French national anthem

The Song of Marseille

Arise, children of the Fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny
Raises its bloody banner
Do you hear, in the countryside,
The roar of those ferocious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To cut the throats of your sons and women!

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Let the impure blood
Water our furrows!

What does this horde of slaves,
Of traitors and conjured kings want?
For whom are these vile chains,
These long-prepared irons?
Frenchmen, for us, ah! What outrage!
What fury must it arouse!
It is us they dare plan
To return to the old slavery!


nothing to see here

Old Wembley was known as the twin towers. It's construction period was 6.66years just like the NY twin towers' construction period was 6.66 years.

621st day since mh370 went missing
PW born on 6/21
New Wembley is 8y8m8d old today
PW first public engagement in Cardiff at the same age

The spirit uniting people is that of catching fire, we must understand that first they are bundled then burned aka the bricks are fired aka the char lie

Combined disasters card
Two towers,,,,fire...23 and 2/3
Today is 3y3m23d from the start of the olympics in Cardiff
Two3 / 23

So can we expect doom today ?

[...]

Princess William was 12003 days old when Charlotte was born
It was the 123rd day of the year
12/3 is the 71st day of the year

Today Prince William is 12,203 days

3 events in France this year

1/7 Charlie Hebdo
day 83 - A32 Alps plAne crash
13/11 - 132 killed in Paris

[...]

You had the event on 13/11 that created a huge amount of hatred, anger and love too

Now the energy has been created - it needs to be directed.


Prince William centre stage of tonight's events will be the that person.

Just like the energy for Charlie Hebdo was directed at his unborn daughter

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [11/21/2015 3:54:47 AM]
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Quote# 99892

This stinks rotten. For a long time now the Liberal West has been pushing, and salivating over Putin's declaration that his country will not bow down to mass immigration and special treatment for Foreigners, then the start a Ukaranian Spring Revolution, no doubt the Jews were behind that as they were behind the Arab Spring Revolutions??

So the Government falls into the Western open border policies of mass Immigration? Which would obviously push Putin into a Border watch position, when were they going to start a Russian Spring Revolution to bring them into line with the Liberal West and its aim of swamping the White Nations with unwanted Turd World Invaders??

They've been after Russia and Putin for a good while, Russia is the last bastion of White Ethnic majority and domination, so it sticks in the side of the Liberal West like a long Thorn that can't be pulled out, plus Russia is not open to Zionist Influence and pressure, so now they are attempting to either bluff Russia into backing down, or at worse, push Russia into War???

As I say, It Stinks rotten!!

Obuma's Confused is he?? I bet!

Teutoburg Weald, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 15 Comments [3/11/2014 3:07:17 AM]
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Quote# 52697

Re: Why do you oppose gay marriage?

1. Virtually every social science study shows that children reared by a mother and a father in a household is best. Mothers and fathers bring both their inherent, unique qualities in raising children.


2. Homosexuals are by far the most promiscuous group of people. There lack of monogamous commitment would further undermine the institution of marriage as it should be

3. With the approval of gay marriage homosexuals will and can brainwash children about their deviant lifestyle. Homosexuals were dishonest when they said Proposition 8 had nothing to do with school curriculum.

Bruyeres, IMDb 15 Comments [11/23/2008 9:17:39 PM]
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Quote# 113316

Literally, mad scientists are now creating new species in their laboratories, creatures that are part human and part whatever the scientist fancies to use. The Devil's hands have been busy! In recent years mad scientists have successfully genetically mixed the DNA of scorpions with cabbage, silk moths with potatoes, fish with tomatoes, glowing jelly fish with all sorts of mammals, cows with humans, goats with spiders, and God and Satan only know what else! Man is destined for self-destruction.

In the National Geographic article, one researcher has already tried to give mice human brains. The intended goal according to that scientist, who says he's “not a mad scientist,” is to study the human brain function. As actor Sam Neill (who plays Dr. Alan Grant) says in the Jurassic Park trilogy movie series, in part two, “Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.” Tampering with genetics is one of the worst ideas in the history of bad ideas.

God knew what He was doing when He created the universe. Nothing is by chance or by accident. In a 2013 presentation titled, “How The Earth Was Made” by Walt Disney's H2 (History Channel), the narrator (Dirty Jobs star, Mike Rowe) refers to the earth's creation as an “Accidental Aftermath” and a “Cosmic Glitch.” In sharp contrast, the inspired Holy Bible says in Genesis 1:31, “And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.” God saw that His creation was “VERY GOOD.” There are no coincidence or accidents with God. Yet, as insane as it may seem, mad scientists think they can IMPROVE on God's creation. This is because they are Godless scientists and do not accept the Holy Bible. Judgment day is coming for all mankind (Hebrews 9:27).

Visions of all manner of freakish creatures come to mind from various films; such as, Spiderman; and H.G. Wells novel, The Island of Dr. Moreau; Jurassic Park; The Thing; and Frankenstein. Chimeras themselves are defined as a Greek mythological creatures. The Egyptian Sphinx (half man and half lion) is an example of a type of Chimera. The Greek mythological character, Medusa, part woman and part snake, was a Chimera. Until modern science, Chimeras were only a thing of the wild human imagination and tales of folklore. Today, Chimeras are a frightening reality. A startling 150 such Chimeras were produced in European labs in recent years, shocking the world.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 22 Comments [10/3/2015 1:21:55 PM]
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Quote# 130653

A group of women who say Sir Edward Heath abused them as children have also accused their parents of being involved in up to 16 murders.
The farce came as police probe incredible claims that the former prime minister was linked to a paedophile ring that killed as many as 16 children – which would make them the worst child murderers in British history.

The seemingly far-fetched allegations have been made by a family who allege that the politician was part of a satanic sex cult run by their own parents. They say that the cult regularly slaughtered children as ritual sacrifices in churches and forests around southern England and also participated in similar ceremonies in Africa.

They claim their mother and father – who is said to have known the former Conservative leader – were responsible for slaughtering children ranging from babies to teenagers – yet they evaded justice.
The paedophile ring – which they say Sir Edward was part of – stabbed, tortured and maimed youngsters in churches and burnt babies in satanic orgies before men, women and children gorged themselves on blood and body parts, police have been told.

If the bizarre allegations were to be proved, the parents who allegedly led the killings would be responsible for murdering more children than Fred and Rose West. They would also be on a par with Thomas Hamilton, who shot dead 16 children in the 1996 Dunblane school massacre.

The women’s lurid claims were dismissed by police in 1989 when they came forward. Sir Edward’s name was never mentioned to police at the time. It was only last year that he was named for the first time after one of the claimants said she had ‘remembered’ a man called ‘Ed’ was a prime mover in a network of paedophile abusers.

But there is no suggestion that Sir Edward killed any children himself in the women’s accounts. Wiltshire Police have spent more than a year investigating the allegations as part of an inquiry that has cost taxpayers over £883,431 and irretrievably tarnished the reputation of the unmarried politician, who died in 2005, aged 89.

Last night Sir Edward’s godson, Lincoln Seligman, said: ‘I understand that these claims from the 1980s were at the time dismissed as complete fantasy by police. It is disappointing that these wild allegations have been reheated and randomly attached to Edward Heath’s name.’

A Wiltshire Police spokesman said: ‘We are not prepared to discuss this as this is an on-going investigation.’

Unknown women, The Daily Express 3 Comments [8/17/2017 9:27:09 AM]
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Quote# 102800

I always laughed at the whole idea of Elvis being alive, thought it was one of the more ridiculous CT's...

Then yesterday I saw a clip of Lisa Marie Presley on Larry King and he asks her something to the effect of "Do you ever feel like you're channeling your father?"

The bitch goes squirrelly instantly, she's almost convulsing in her chair shes so nervous and caught up, shes stuttering and stammering then finally says I don't wanna answer the question or something like that... then King says "it's ok you're not in a court room." and they quickly move on.

Based on her reaction alone, I know he didn't die that day, the way it is stated. If he's alive still to this day is anyones guess, but I believe strongly based on her reaction there's far more to the story. I was NEVER a fan of Elvis, I have zero emotion attached to this like most people.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [8/19/2014 3:09:28 AM]
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Quote# 129458

Rep. Brian Babin, Republican of Texas, claimed in a radio interview last week that the media is pursuing the story of ties between President Trump’s campaign and Russia in order to “thwart the legitimacy of our democratic republic.”

Babin told Houston radio host Sam Malone on July 14 that he ignores news from mainstream outlets like CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times and the Washington Post because they are trying to “delegitimize” the president and the democracy as a whole.

“I just don’t pay any attention to what they say about the president, because we seem to simply have an agenda on their part to delegitimize him and to take down his agenda and to thwart the legitimacy of our democratic republic,” he said. “You know, the other side of the aisle lost and elections have consequences.”

He added that he hadn’t seen “one shred of evidence, of real hard-core evidence, of any kind of criminal collusion of the president or even during his campaign, with the Russians.”

Brian Babin, Right Wing Watch 5 Comments [7/18/2017 10:26:09 PM]
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Quote# 53544

(Conspiracy or Racist, I can't tell)

My guess is that Obama was ellected because Americans didn't want another retard or dementia suferer.
But largely, in short, Americans weren't realy informed as to what their other options were.

Ron Paul ran intellectual circles around all other candidates in the presellections, as did Ralph Nader, but they just didn't get the air time. They didn't pander to or have the media support, financial establishment or AIPAC.

Obama was the only plausible 'Presidential Material' candidate from an 'apparent' field of 2.

Did the fact he was black contribute ?

Sure; but so was Cynthia McKinney...

More importantly, regretfully, unlike McKinney, I fear Obama is a House Nigger, Whereas McKinney is a Black American Patriot.

Keep in mind that none of the 2 main Prez candidates or the others I mentioned appart from C.M. pushed on the 911 truth issue; and that's why she had the least support of all from the power establishment loby groups; and we all know who, voters aside, has the influence in $Billion ellection campaigns in USA.

phoneyid, Scam.com 16 Comments [12/2/2008 3:41:19 PM]
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