Quote# 117587

Do you know what the definition of “occult” is?

OCCULT: Become concealed or hidden from view or have its light extinguished.

I hate to say it, but it needs to be said: Most churches operate more like occult organizations than they do local New Testament churches. Church members all across America think they only go to church to “worship” God. Show me that in the Bible! We are supposed to worship God at all times. Americas churches have fallen into the lie of the Devil that we shouldn't FORCE our beliefs upon other people. This is simply not rational. Folks, people are going to Hell to burn forever. Did you know that on average every day 313,000 people die! Do the math. Divide 8 billion (earth's population) people by 365 (days in a year) times 70 (average lifespan). The answer is 313,111 people will die per day on average. What if you were breathing your last breath on earth? Would you want someone to feel like they ought not force their beliefs on you? I'll bet David Bowie wishes someone would have forced their Christian beliefs on him, making him listen. Mr. Bowie is in Hell.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 19 Comments [3/20/2016 4:26:18 AM]
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Quote# 40534

No, what I meant is that, in line with Romans 9, the fate of the wicked demonstrates by contrast the great mercy of God towards His people. By all rights, I ought to be cast into the lake of fire myself; the fact that I'm not going to hell is sheerly an act of grace and mercy.

MessianicServant, FSTDT.com 40 Comments [6/7/2008 1:51:04 AM]
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Quote# 106937

I like all kinds of Dykes, every kind…well, I do have my preferences, but at least I know another Dyke(whose out loud and proud) will completely understand my sexuality in a way a bisexual woman cannot. She will always be holding back on some level, emotionally, mentally, spiritually. If she is also sexual with men, I don’t want whatever beautiful Lesbian energy I share with her or put into her, to then go directly to men, or for her to talk about our most intimate experiences with some dude..then I feel psychically ripped off. I’ve had my share of bisexual women, and even though all the sexacts may be the same, the magic of those acts are not…cuz only another Dyke ‘gets’ me. She is willing to be in the trenches with me when push comes to shove. She’s not likely to flirt with a dude, or give a dude energy. A bisexual woman very likely would. Another Dyke knows what daily Dyke oppression is like, from hetero males, to straight women who fear us…a bisexual walks between the two worlds. She can marry her man, while still fucking women….for the most part, with few exceptions and few states, and some countries, we cannot, or even if we do, our marriages won’t be well recognized and heap us with the privileges heteros and even bisexuals take for granted. Also, she can go back into the hetero world with all it’s privileges and be legitimate, or seen as legitimate and keep her bisexuality on the ‘downlow’. Less than. Second fiddle. Us Dykes don’t have that luxury, no matter which corner of the Dyke communities we come from . We’re still pariahs. She can bail and go back to hetero privilege by taking up with a man, or even single expressing desire for a dude, when the going gets rough.

MasterAmazon, Dykes for Dykes 36 Comments [3/9/2015 3:31:58 AM]
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Quote# 3211

Unfortunately, all areas of academic endeavor, including computer science (whatever that is, as defined in your orbit) are fallen and subject to evolutionary thought. I see virtually every department in my institution as reeking with evolutionary thought, including business, including computers, and especially religion.

CamelPower, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 115695

Black Brothers and Sisters worldwide, it’s time for a change! The Black Race is the oldest, strongest, wisest, and most beautiful Race of people this planet has ever known. And it’s long past time that we become a living reflection of who and what we are by nature – Righteous Rulers. We may not be perfect, but at our best we are certainly the closest thing we can imagine to being so.

It’s time to pick ourselves up and race towards greatness. We have no more time for pity, self-doubt, depression, laziness, and/or backwardness. It’s time to shed the skin of self-hatred and Racial suicide. It’s time to stand strong for Afrikan/Black culture and create a world that our children can feel safe in. It’s time to purge our communities of european sexual insanity. We have to educate our youth to move from the bottom of the global Racial hierarchy to the very top.

Our great leader and eternal ruler of Afrika, the Most Honorable Marcus Mosiah Garvey, told us that we would see him again in the world wind. And that world wind is here. His vision and goal of an internationally-unified Race of Afrikan people is right around the corner. The seeds of global Afrikan unity are blossoming and this generation of Race men and women will not allow anything to stand in the way of our movement for power and Black Racial dominion.

Listen to the inspirational words of President Yahya Jammeh of Gambia in West Afrika as he fights for the rise of his nation. In this particular instance, he is an example to all Afrikan leaders and people worldwide of what the 21st Century is supposed to look like for Black people.

This is just an early example of what the 21st Century will look like for Black people. We are going to repair the relationship between the Black man and woman worldwide. Black men will fight to gain the respect of our women and children. Black women will become the world examples of dignity, self-respect, beauty, intelligence, etc . . . Black children will outpace every other Race of people on this planet in technology, building infrastructure, food production, entertainment, economic development, and military warfare.

And in 2015, an international movement that will capture the imagination of every decent Black man, woman, and child on this planet will sweep through this planet. 2015 is the year that the Straight Black Pride Movement (SBPM) will become the movement that shapes the future of the Afrikan world. Under this banner, we will triple our population before the close of this century and be in position to protect the interests of Afrikan people worldwide.

This is a movement designed to synthesize the interests of Black people worldwide in a tangible and meaningful way. There are (3) pillars that mark the criteria for involvement:

1. You must be a heterosexual (straight) Black person who is definitively against “homosexuality”, pedophilia, bestiality, etc . . .

2. You must be a Black person whose mother and father are Black. Mulattoes cannot be actual members of this movement.

3. You must be proud of your Afrikan heritage and your Blackness and demonstrate this pride in your behavior.

Ayo Kimathi, War on the Horizon 30 Comments [12/31/2015 7:09:10 AM]
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Quote# 123905

Does it matter that Barack Obama went to a militant racist church in Chicago for 20 years? Does it matter that Al Gore misquoted the Bible? No, for you poor millenials, it matters that Trump isn't Christian enough for you only because you oppose him. This is a generation that engages in sex like it means nothing and gathers in mobs to burn down cities. You believe trangenderism is real, and get triggered when the wind blows. Real Christians.

Just stfu, sad people.

BigJim1975, Cracked 7 Comments [1/27/2017 6:18:58 PM]
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Quote# 9234

I was told that the title "Brokeback Mountain" connotates gayness because it refers to breaking a back and there is the word mount in mountain and I won't even go further as to what this means in regards to deviant behavior.

So, basically, this title flashed on every marquis and talked about everywhere, is in itself, an abomination.

Isn't the enemy disgustingly clever??

4eversaved, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 37693

Amen! We don't need a muslim running are country! We need to turn back to God and the Godly principles our nation was founded upon! I'm glad to be a "fundie", since according to this site fundie = those who know the TRUTH!

IFBaptist Girl, FSTDT.com 49 Comments [4/15/2008 6:04:45 PM]
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Quote# 95708

Jason Lisle: In the atheist's worldview you are just bags of chemicals with no purpose
Tony: Thats a fallacy of composition
Jason Lisle:It would only be the fallacy of composition if humans are more than just bags of chemicals. If we had a soul for example. But on your worldview, there can be no fallacy because humans are simply bags of chemicals with no design or purpose

Jason Lisle, Jason Lisle's Blog 34 Comments [7/29/2013 3:07:10 AM]
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Quote# 40064

If you deny Jesus you deny that God exist. Jesus is the son of God, if you don't believe Jesus was born of a virgin, died for sins, his father rose him from the grave. You my friend are HELL bound. Jesus said "I AM THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT NO MAN MAY COME TO THE FATHER EXCEPT BY ME"

If any church preaches, teaches from other text (Bible KJV) you are not being taught from God's words. If you use any other bible (YOU ARE COMPRISEING) Muslim, Buddism, Mormon, Hindu and yes the Roman Catholic Church to name a few deny Christ are use a different bible.

Some say we are to comprise, that is NOT taught by Jesus.You either believe are not. The KJ was written as our way to live, not to take the part(s) we want. We are to live by it. We all sin everyday and we were born as sinners. There will be NO COMPRISE to enter Heaven. If you don't know Jesus you will be told "And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you; depart from me, ye works of inquity"

A BELIEVER, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [5/29/2008 4:53:21 PM]
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Quote# 107618

“It’s Christianity that the left hates most of all because that is the foundation of our country and all of our freedoms come from that,” Coulter said. “The rest of the world is a cesspool of violence and atrocities. This is the most consequential nation on Earth and the fact that these Christians would rather get praise from the New York Times and Nicholas Kristof by changing bedpans of Ebola patients in Nigeria, rather than stand up to the New York Times and fight against abortion and fight against these bullies, and I don’t think it’s gay bullies, I think it’s as you call them, secular progressives or liberals. The media, they’re the ones who are trying to tear down this country by going directly at the heart of America which is Christianity.”

Ann Coulter, Salon 36 Comments [4/5/2015 4:23:13 AM]
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Quote# 115721

On his radio program today, Bryan Fisher laid out his theory about where dinosaurs came from, explaining that they were simply lizards that grew very large because they lived for 1,000 years.

As Fischer explained, prior to Noah's flood, the average human lifespan was 912 years, so logically the lifespans of animals and reptiles and the like were also much longer during this period. And since reptiles continue to grow until they die, Fischer said, it stands to reason that a lizard that lived for 1,000 years would eventually grow to be the size of a dinosaur.

Asserting that there is "no reason to doubt" the Bible when it says that Methuselah lived for 969 years, Fischer declared that if some salamanders today can live for hundreds of years and grow to be several feet in length, then obviously lizards before the flood could live for a thousand years and grow even larger.

"I'm thinking that could be the explanation for dinosaurs," he said. "They were just like reptiles that just like grew for a 1,000 years, kept growing, kept growing, kept growing."


Bryan Fisher, Right Wing Watch 28 Comments [1/2/2016 5:53:57 AM]
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Quote# 86479

The author of the mural at Cranston High West at the center of the Ahlquist case speaks out:

I read the article Feb. 26 about a fundraising campaign among atheists to build a $40,000-plus scholarship fund for Jessica Alquist of Cranston, R.I. [news, "Athiest Who Fought School Prayer Banner To Get Scholarship"]

How nice of them. Jessica was duped by her ACLU-leaning father and uncle into bringing suit against the city of Cranston over the display of a school prayer that I wrote in 1960.

Dear Jessica isn't yet old enough to know the meaning of atheism. She was used (and permanently injured) by powers and ideologies in the name of secular liberal progressivism that she can't possibly understand at her tender age.

I can't believe The Courant would dignify such an award by such a group and to such a person with a piece on its pages. The R.I. judge's ruling in this case and the subsequent headlines fly in the face of all that is decent and moral about the United States and its Constitution.

Furthermore, I'd like to think that, as the author of the moral and upstanding school prayer in question, I'd be entitled to ten or a hundred times as much money as Jessica has been awarded for having torn it down and repudiated decency and morality in our schools. Where are my donors?

David A. Bradley, The Hartford Courant 46 Comments [3/18/2012 4:23:53 AM]
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Quote# 100619

When you come down to things like axe murder or homosexuality and you say, ‘we’re really going to promote it and we’re going to encourage everybody in America to engage in this or at least support this thing,’ there will be people on the other side who will take an adamantly opposed position to your support of axe murdering or homosexuality. They will be intolerant, they will be very intolerant of that which is evil, like axe murdering. Didn’t God define love? See the problem with this ‘love’ thing is you can define it anyway you want. Homosexuals love their friends and cannibals love their victims, they taste good.

Kevin Swanson, Right Wing Watch 34 Comments [4/20/2014 4:18:50 AM]
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Quote# 4859

From what I have read of that book, it sounds like it is very biased against whites. Even the titles tries to imply that Europeans 'stole' world hegemony through their diseases.

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 52672

And if He wanted to, all He has to do is just think and we'd be again, not needing even a subparticle of an atom that once was us.

But I think the idea of the earth just exploding with the force of all the bits of all the dead in Christ and being gathered up to Jesus is quite "God-like". Let the show begin!

And if the green movement ( worship of creation) is to be the one world religion, oh how it will be said that mother nature is so angry at us. A juicy lie of Satan.

Doxiemom, Prophecy Fellowship 27 Comments [11/23/2008 11:16:05 AM]
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Quote# 111572

In the end, then, scientists are indoctrinated at a very early age to be macroevolutionists; they are ridiculed throughout their careers if they believe otherwise; they usually cannot spare the time necessary to look into the facts regarding macroevolution; and they are often punished for believing anything else. These issues keep scientists from learning the data necessary to help them understand the fact that macroevolution is no more than an unconfirmed hypothesis.

Although this assessment is rather grim, we must point out that times are changing. More and more books questioning macroevolution are being written by respected university professors. These books have obviously had an impact. In 2004, a Gallup poll showed that only about one-third of Americans believe that Darwin's theory of evolution is supported by the evidence. Forty-five percent of Americans believe that God created human beings in their present form about 10,000 years ago. In addition, about 15% of high school teachers teach both creation and evolution side by side, and close to 20% of them reject macroevolution. Despite the fact that macroevolutionists have been trying to monopolize the education systems for decades, macroevolution has not gained much ground with students and teachers.

Anonymous, Apologia 25 Comments [8/8/2015 3:23:38 AM]
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Quote# 9689

The collective materials that scientists refer to as "dinosaurs" or "fossilized remains" or "dinosaur bones", etc... ware the work of the Devil. These are false images placed here to conguse sinful man. the Earth was created 58,000 yes that thousand years ago. It took our great god seven days to do this. Actually only six because he rested on the seventh day. So, no dinosuars, no asteroid, no terra disaster. Just good old Lucifer and weak faithed, confused people.
Just wanted to clear this up and remind you all that it is your Christian duty, as directed by God to vote for GWB on Tuesday [this post was authored on 28-Oct-04]. He is lead and directed - in fact he communicates every day with the one God that did not create dinosaurs!

maleficus33, Yahoo! Message Boards 17 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 132229

I notice that you lot love to call incels "losers" and "pathetic virgins" just because of the fact that we are virgin men. Maybe you twats should take a step back and actually look at what you're spouting about. You phaggots voluntarily come to a subreddit which is filled with virgins, only to get mad at what we say/talk about and proceed to downvote every post and call us losers. Seems to me that you lot are the biggest losers here. Not me, not my fellow Incel brethren, you and only you.

You fuckwits love to consider yourselves to have a moral high ground than the rest of us. Yet, you have done nothing but bullied, mocked, shunned and rejected us since the day we were born -- for something which was completely out of our control: our subhuman faces. You vile hypocrites live happy and fulfilling life's while we are destined to suffer for all eternity. But you cunts don't care, of course. You just love to laugh at our misery and feel good about it.

You normans need to be inflicted with the pain and agony that we have suffered for so long to truly understand and experience how we really feel. Then you will finally realize how being tormented really feels like. You lot will also realize that not everyone stays good in this world.

Lookismisreal, r/incels 33 Comments [9/28/2017 9:43:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie
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Quote# 52463

(Emphasis added by me)

Subject: Gay rights

Message: A straight person cannot marry the person of his choice; he can only marry the woman of his choice. Gays have the same right. Legally, they are both treated equally. ****Sexual attraction has never been a proponent for marriage.****

If two straight men wanted to marry for business advantages, just like many men and women do, that wouldn't be allowed. ****Marriage has nothing to do with love, attraction, or compatability.**** Straights marry for many reasons.

Straights and gays have the same choice, therefore, the same rights.

normobrian, This was sent via email after a response i made on Yahoo Answers 52 Comments [11/18/2008 12:26:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby
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