Quote# 9701

Well, first of all, its the Falconist Party and second, yes, it is part of our platform.

So we turn the Arab nations against us. Guess what, most of them are run by dictatorships and our hit list includes all tyrannical regimes on the planet.

We will remove the despots of Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf States, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Pakistan, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, some of the former republics of the USSR, Burma, and China.

We will move into countries that are descending into anarchy such as Haiti and Somalia.

And as we liberate these nations one by one, we will incorporate them into our union and rebuild them into first world societies. Building a more perfect union. Ultimately, the entire world can be united under the stars and stripes and the blessings of freddom, prosperity, democracy, and justice for all people that come with it.

Praetor, Christian Forums 44 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 41396

Did you ever wonder how every fingerprint in the world is an original? Your wondering if he's [God] real when he branded you.

animalfan27, YouTube 22 Comments [6/22/2008 2:17:45 AM]
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Quote# 1016

The existence of God is so plainly obvious. Frankly it's hard to miss.

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 9 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4615

I agree that homophobia is a real word. However, it's spun by homosexuals as an attack phrase for anyone who doesn't bow before their agenda. A more accurate, objective definition remains 'someone who fears like things.'

Brother Christman, Christian Forums 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2732

If God doesn't exist, then explain the Jews.

Ruckus, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6964

LOL, better watch yourself.... you're dangerously close to flaming.... and I don't have a problem reporting people.

jameseb, Christian Forums 6 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 63804

(About Obama)

What I think is Even More Scary...Is the Way He Talks...Very Satan Tones in his Voice...Psychopath.

April, RaptureReady 54 Comments [7/6/2009 9:57:18 AM]
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Quote# 134203

Actually, it’s probably worse than you know; because not only does the useless halfwit show he has no knowledge of history in making four enemy combatants multi-millionaires, (which labels him a traitor) but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the loony, Canada-hating liberals re-elected him.

Certainly, when we vote again, the liberals will most conveniently have forgotten the $40 million given to islam.

Peter35, Bare Naked Islam 2 Comments [11/14/2017 12:46:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie
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Quote# 5623

Interracial marriages involve a man and a woman, the legally and socially accepted version of 'marriages.' So based on that, no, you cannot compare the two as the issue is SAME SEX (at present, the legally and socially unaccepted version)...

donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels 3 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 62650

[Part of Tri-State Baptist College's Doctrinal Statement]

The time has come as Baptist to re-teach and re-emphasize that Jesus started a church in his earthly ministry, and that church is not a Catholic or Protestant church but an Independent Baptist Church.

Tri-State Baptist College, Tri-State Baptist College 53 Comments [5/26/2009 7:42:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Trike
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Quote# 98803

A conservative judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit argued on Monday that women who were 150 miles from the nearest abortion clinic because of new restrictions passed by the state last year could drive at least 75 miles an hour and their rights would not be infringed.

At a Monday hearing in New Orleans, lawyers for the Center for Reproductive Rights explained to a three judge panel that the new abortion restrictions meant that women in the Rio Grande Valley must make a 300-mile round trip to the nearest clinic in Corpus Christi to obtain care.

Judge Edith Jones, however, seemed unconcerned, informing lawyers that the speed limit was 75 miles an hour.

"Do you know how long that takes in Texas at 75 miles an hour?" she asked. "This is a peculiarly flat and not congested highway."

Think Progress pointed out on Tuesday that Texas requires women to go through an ultrasound, counseling and a mandatory 24-hour waiting period before obtaining an abortion. So, women in the Rio Grande Valley would have to make the 300-mile round trip to Corpus Christi twice.

Jones, who was appointed to the Fifth Circuit by former President Ronald Reagan in 1985, is currently facing a judicial review for suggesting that Hispanics and African-Americans were "predisposed to crime."

Judge Edith Jones, The Raw Story 26 Comments [1/17/2014 4:20:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 96838

So don’t let your child date anyone who isn’t a Christian. If their best friends aren’t Christians, switch youth groups and try to find another source of Christian friends for them. And you yourself should model the importance of Christian friends by having them yourself.

Keep in mind that the danger is not just that your child will become involved with non-Christians and thus start drinking or doing things you’d rather they not. I’ve seen Christian teens become immersed with very upstanding citizens who aren’t Christian, and that was part of the problem. They knew so many kids who were “good” who didn’t go to church that they started to suspect that you didn’t need to go to church to be good (which of course you don’t). And then church became superfluous.

Sheila, To Love, Honor, and Vacuum 49 Comments [10/2/2013 3:41:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Nemo
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Quote# 4703

Its not the terms [for logical fallacies] themselves that are irritating. Its this attitude I find in here of 'Oh, thats a ________ arguemement youre using there. I'm not permitting those types of arguements so I guess you'll have to concede'.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 12 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 123383

(Pointing out that he is arguing constitutional law with Ambulance Chaser, who is a lawyer)

"Are you aware you're arguing with a lawyer?"

The point?

"Just...why would you, when he's an expert?"

An "expert" at being wrong, lawyers are trained in precedence, not so much in the Constitution - obviously. Try and get passed the authority worship and see things for yourself once.

"How interesting. I am guessing you likewise have no need of airline pilots when you travel as well, since your expertise trumps theirs."

Not in need of airline pilots with training on Cessnas when they are trying to fly a jumbo jet.

"Which you have greater knowledge of than they do. Amazing."

More authority worship.

"No, I just want my plane to be piloted by a man who's been trained to do so. I don't worship the pilot, but I do trust him to be knowledgeable about the field he's been educated in."

Not in need of airline pilots with training on Cessnas when they are trying to fly a jumbo jet.

"And you know the difference, and can fly both. All I'm saying is that if you want me to name a profession that is going to be the most familiar with the constitution, "lawyer" is probably going to be #1 and "religious fundamentalist" is going to be considerably further down the list."

Oboehner, Christian News Network 20 Comments [1/1/2017 2:44:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 52223

[In response to a video from VenomFangX]

Very good Shawn.You really shut his pie hole. The evolutionists always have a picture of the primitive man as someone with low intelligence.Knowing how stupid the? man was, could he figured out in less than 3 days how to eat or drink?C´mon,if you don´t eat or drink for 3 days you die.Hey evolutionists,just because you don´t want to go to church, you don´t need to lie to people.Just disarm that stupid HLC .

argentinianguy, Youtube 46 Comments [11/14/2008 11:02:23 PM]
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Quote# 111249

What’s really scary about vaccines is that they can put anything in them including viruses, bacteria, fungi, nano particles, poisons etc.

It’s just like chem trails. They can suddenly decide to start killing off the population, especially the white Christian majority which they are dedicated to exterminating in order to bring about the New World Order one world government ruled by the devil.

Right now, they need the U.S. fundamentalist Christians and their children as cannon fodder against the Muslims and Arabs and Russia and China using the Mossad 911 inside job as the kick starter to tyranny and the “war on terrorism” (any nation fighting the NWO).

But once they feel they have subjugated the nations that are resisting the New World Order, it’s curtains for the Christian population of the U.S. That’s what the DHS is. It’s a giant trojan horse brought in to take care of “domestic terrorists” (Christians) once they (the Jews) have seized the rest of the world.

Then they can introduce their Antichrist ruling from their newly built temple on Temple Mount and the New Age religion (devil worship).

Seek The Truth, Real Jew News 17 Comments [7/29/2015 3:07:42 AM]
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Quote# 52449

So I am the ignorant one, but you believe that homosexuality is not against nature. Any 5th grader knows that a penis does not fit into a penis and a vagina the like. But you think thats natural. Even if you approach this from an evolutionary perspective you still lose. Homosexuality does not propagate a species, therefore it would be a rejection of the evolutionary process. But it is my opinion that gays can do want they want in private, it is their free choice. I am just against gay marriage.

germanicelt, YouTube 52 Comments [11/18/2008 12:03:32 AM]
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Quote# 7784

Besides, some stars have been burning much more energy than the Sun. How can they have started with more mass if the Big Bang is true? Matter SHOULD be evenly distributed.

Ilovecartoons, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3155

From what I can recall, it [Pokemon] has to do with mind control and casting some type of spell on those who don't obey.

Patty T, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 106583

Kids don't just get into illegal drugs... they're led into that wicked and destructive lifestyle by their musical heroes!!! Carnal music is ear candy, highly addictive to the sinful flesh! Kids diligently research their heroes and find out every detail of their life so they can mimic it, from the way they dress to the illegal drugs and booze they addict their bodies to. That's why I expose celebrates with destructive and evil tendencies, that is, because I love young people and don't want their lives ruined.

Our kids need positive role models, like local firemen and nurses and doctors; not some pimp trash garbage like Eminem or Tap Out fad founder, Charles “Mask” Lewis Jr. (1963-2009), who has the word “HELL” tattooed on his arm, wears crosses on his shoulders, has tattoos all over his body, dresses and acts like a freak, and has led millions of youth into worldliness with his punk-ass clothing line and freak-show. Lewis is a tinfoil hat-wearing nutcase! I know he's loved by millions of punks everywhere, but God has a better role model for your life... JESUS CHRIST!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 27 Comments [2/23/2015 3:23:40 PM]
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