Quote# 134177

It is normal and natural for a child to have one female parent and one male parent.

Male and female are different. The male represents going out and facing the world, plus authority.

The female represents learning things, and compassion. We need one of each.

Denying this is denying human nature.

I want the USA back, Free Republic 15 Comments [11/13/2017 4:58:00 PM]
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Quote# 5885

The point is that eventually lethal injections will no longer be used, but that people will be beheaded. I have no idea what will come in between, but things will change... Revelation 20:4 _And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus...

Charity4Ever, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 472

[In response to several posts answering his misconceptions about evolution]

I think the intent of the question was, "If the first cell capable of sexual reproduction was an 'outie', where did it find an 'innie'?"

Hambubba, Snopes.com Messageboard 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16894

Correct. I believe if we live ina democracy majority should rule. And if the majority say "no" to homosexual marriage then that's what'll happen. As a Christian, I believe that if the majority says "Yes", then we have failed as a church.

Entertain me, peasants!!, Myspace 44 Comments [11/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 94968

The chickens are coming home to roost..
My prediction is, in the future, women will finally succeed in creating the ‘utopia’ that they have been trying to build for themselves.

They will be nothing more than prey, or perhaps slaves. The only protection they will have will be whomever considers them property.

Why bother protecting a woman when you will get vilified and have your life destroyed?

Why bother having a relationship with a woman when it leads to nothing but either imprisonment for claimed ‘rape’ or slavery for the rest of your life to pay her bills?

why bother seeking a prostitute to have your needs met when it leads inexorably to a prison sentence?

Why bother asking a woman when it is much easier and safer to simply have your way with her and then sink her body in the bay?

Brigadon, Spearhead 45 Comments [6/16/2013 3:06:40 AM]
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Quote# 44823

the first time i heard the song, i was like "what the crap is this?" what is this lesbian stuff doing? If you don't agree with me, fine. If you do, sweet. There are verses in the Bible that indicate that satan was in charge of the music in Heaven. There is no definite proof, but i believe that he was. If he was in charge of music in heaven, would it not also make sense that he would have a large influence over the music of this world? I believe this is a trap of satan to make bisexual feelings or gay feelings widely accepted by everyone. If you don't believe me, i can't blame you, because i couldn't show you Biblical proof, but i'll try and find the verses and put them up. Also i think that it is weird how a former ''christian'' artist came up with this song. Maybe it was a temptation to do this, and she fell to it. I don't know...just spit-ballin' some of my idea's on the song.

unnoneuser2, XXXChurch 44 Comments [8/14/2008 1:10:25 PM]
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Quote# 8169

A statement frequently made is along the lines; The responsibilities for family care taking (for children and aging parents) continue to fall disproportionately on women. I consider this to be an Atheistic statement because it is inconsistent with the Bible as stated above. Not only is it Atheistic, but I believe this will lead to a physical disaster in America. More and more the role of caring for children and the elderly is being forced on the government through a wide range of socialist welfare programs. Government cannot provide the love that is necessary for the job of caring for the children and elderly.

Already we are seeing more and more office jobs taken by women and laboring jobs (carpenters, plumbers, car repair, etc.) taken by men. It is moving toward a situation where the cost of a plumbing repair is going to be $100 per hour and sex. It may get to where men become day laborers that are paid cash where there are no taxes or social security. Men would earn enough for booze and porno and wait for some woman to take care of him till she conceives. If the men began to band together the situation could become like it is in Africa, where rape, pillage and destruction is normal.

The greatest contribution of Christianity has been the Christian Family Concept where the man is the provider, and the woman cares for the children and elderly. The woman equality movement is an Atheistic attack on the Christian Family Concept.

The thing I really do not understand is why women hate the position God gave to them. I know women love their children and their parents, but then abandon the children and parents to have a job other than the job God assigned them. The only way I have ever been able to understand this is stated in I Timothy, "And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression."

It would appear Satan is well on the way to another success story. Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden and Christians may well be kicked out of America as Atheistic welfare programs increase.

Clirus, Christian Forums 26 Comments [10/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 110481

Let's face it.

SCOTUS is a political machine of the Left.

And the Left's got their best on the bench: 4 Jew and a modernist Catholic.


It's the Sanhedrin at work. Gisnburg and gang deciding what's best for the rest.

But no matter how many say, "This is who I am," sodomy violates God's law of marriage.

Marriage 'equality' doesn't get it either.

Marriage is ultimately about having children and same-sexers aren't 'equal' to that task.

They require a sperm bank or a friendly fag. What kind of marriage equality is that?

But Ginsburg and gang voted against God and created a NEW LAW out of thin air. For the Constitution says nothing about marriage.

And since it says nothing, the Court has no jurisdiction to rule on it. Their bogus law is null and void.

Only the people through their elected representatives can legally rule on what civil law is, NOT the Jewish oligarchy at the Supreme Court.

Brother Nathanael Kapner, Real Jew News 14 Comments [7/5/2015 7:46:27 AM]
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Quote# 58006

Creepy-video reverse speech, obama backwards
This is what he says:

Analysis of speech phonetic reversal from Barak Obama’s acceptance speech - Nov. 4, 2008…

“Now stronger, thou. Was it a third laugh from all my years with thee?
It’s now official!
Woe that I am that God should save me!
Slow be it. Sit down. It won’t be easy. Spirits, in, and the time of the end is here! Collapsing! Get out! Now!
War! Well it’s just them and us! There’s a new game!
Spirits sold me. Spirits, they’re running scared! They’re old foes. They’ve been ‘nay-bombed’ as co-workers of Satan – and they’ve broken the heaven.
The time of: Us gets, that ‘ant leave. He ignores the want, and all of you.
What can I say for the enamored self? I was their first, Nabu, so I built Babel. Her slaves thee!

(Note: Nabu is the Babylonian god of wisdom and writing. He is the biblical Nebo in Isaiah 46:1 and Jeremiah 48:1. Nabu/Nebo is the Egyptian god of wisdom, Thoth, who has a violent side by which he DECAPITATES the adversaries of truth [profane wisdom] and wrenches out their hearts.)

The mark has no libs.
The Koran. Most Marxist he is. Come warn me now for the safe bet which God will save me.

Got it from here:

yeshua, Rapture Forums 42 Comments [2/8/2009 1:08:48 PM]
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Quote# 813

Our lack of knowledge is one of the biggest reasons I believe in God

McBANE, POD Warrior Forum 27 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 107317

When gay activist call you a homophobe, they really don't mean it. They KNOW your opinions have nothing to do with fear.

And when the LGBT types call you hater.... they KNOW you don't hate them. And in the case of Christians, most gays probably KNOW that your stance is based on love and concern... and not hate.

And when they call you ignorant, stupid, crazy, etc.... they KNOW that a lot of the arguments, put forward by people who disagree with their lifestyle, are well thought out and actually make sense. They KNOW that we aren't ignorant. We understand homosexual behavior quite well. THESE ARE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WHO REALLY DO KNOW OUR SIDE OF THIS CULTURAL DEBATE. So why the need to classify someone who has a differing opinion as a "hater... homophobe... ignorant?" Why do it? After all, they do KNOW better than that.

Simple. We are dealing with liars. These are people who live a lie every waking second of their existence. It requires tremendous amounts of energy to BS yourself constantly. They know their desires to feed their flesh are unnatural. They know they actually hate themselves. This is why the suicide rates in the gay community are 5-6 times higher than in the general population. They have to sell themselves, at every waking moment, that everything is really ok. Guilt avoidance. 

So why do they call names rather than reason? Because ANY LIE is perfectly acceptable in order avoid the horrible pain of looking within at the truth. These are miserable lost souls who want to scratch every itch.... WITH ANYONE... AT ANY TIME. Go to their web sites.... read what they REALLY ARE. They are FORCED to live in this delusion and they feel they have to force others to enable them. ANYTHING to not feel guilt or shame for their behaviors. We are simply dealing with liars who will say anything as to be catered to.

Scott Walker, Yahoo News 41 Comments [3/23/2015 3:29:40 AM]
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Quote# 71399

The abortion industry is targeting the black woman. There is no lynch mob wearing white sheets and hoods. What they've done is take off the hoods and put on suits and say: let's go and kill the black people. It's cloaked itself by talking about choice. But the industry has targeted the black community... If people were put on the endangered species list then certainly black children would be there because more are aborted than at any time in history.

Catherine Davis, guardian.co.uk 52 Comments [3/6/2010 2:10:22 PM]
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Quote# 30984

'Thou shalt not bear false witness...' - I do not worship Ann Coulter or any other female commentator who should be at home making babies & baking for her lord husband. Titus 2:4,5..teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

apostledbm , YouTube 31 Comments [11/9/2007 9:56:24 AM]
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Quote# 91426

I don't know why scientists and unbelievers do what they do. Most of them are not trying to scientifically prove that the flood happened, they use science to prove it didn't. If they were scientifically honest they would understand that between the salinity of the seas, the difficulty in determining fossil age, and the fact that there are sea fossils on top of the Himalayas, they would see that science in fact proves the flood. Science proves the earth as young, creation of man, and the flood, as a matter of fact. Scientists ignore the science and pervert it to suit their reprobate minds just as the prosperity gospel preachers pervert the scriptures to pervert the word. It stems from the same source: satan the liar and the father of lies
As for the baby animals, I do not think it was any harder to care for them than an adult. Each has their own particular needs. Some theologians believe God put a spirit of docility into them so they could co-exist with each other and with man during the flood confinement. After all, God sent the animals to Noah and they docilely walked into the ark under their own steam. Noah did not have to hunt or trap them. So it seems they were already operating under a command of God. (Gen 6:20). It is not hard to believe their docility extended to the months on the ark and didn't end at the door when they walked in.

Elizabeth Prata, End Times 52 Comments [12/16/2012 6:06:16 AM]
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Quote# 86700

If Pat Robertson's vision of theological payback comes true, Peyton Manning will be injured this season as retribution for the Denver Broncos getting rid of Tim Tebow.

The televangelist was speaking recently on "The 700 Club," which is apparently still on television. He recited Tebow's accolades from the 2011 season and wondered whether the Broncos were tempting fate by leaving him off their 2012 ark.

"And you just ask yourself," Robertson said, "OK, so Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he's been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback. And in my opinion, it would serve them right."

Pat Robertson, Yahoo! Sports 43 Comments [3/29/2012 3:54:03 AM]
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Quote# 37528

Actuallly you should keep your evolution out of our science.

Science is fact and it was started by christians. Christians were well involved with science in its early stages.

Evolution is a guess or a reason to deny God.

Jesus Freak, Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [4/10/2008 10:03:01 PM]
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Quote# 45802

[Referring to separation of church and state]

A false, non-existent statement that isn't written anywhere in the Constitution. This is also a liberal policy that I do not believe in.

I do not believe in Separation of Church and State. I'll practice my religion publicly if I want to, Libs!

Republican Warrior, Urban Dictionary 34 Comments [8/24/2008 11:16:51 PM]
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Quote# 129556

People who are trying to normalize the sin of homosexuality as an identity and even change the definition of marriage to accommodate what God called an abomination” are “wicked."

Peter LaBarbera, One News Now 11 Comments [7/21/2017 12:53:16 AM]
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Quote# 21410

PS People wonder why I'm so hestiant to get behind the idea of Global warming - it's because I sincerely believe that global warming sprang out of this earth charter thing and the UN's Agenda 21. I've reasearched and read up on the earth charter so much in the last few years I can't help it = Red flags just automatically go up when some of those same people (Maurice F. Strong for example) that were so invovled in the earth charter are now very pedominant in global warming. I can't help but be wary. It's that New Age, humanist package. Almost like they can't get people to buy into it one way so they package it differently and try to sell it another way

Blessedx4, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [3/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 104906

Suppose a husband walks into his bedroom and finds his wife making love to another man. He gets so furious that he grabs a gun and shoots her dead. This is an extreme form of anger—one that seeks to destroy anything that provokes it. This is the kind of anger God has towards those who die without submitting to Jesus. It is with this kind of hateful rage that God will throw unsaved souls into Hell.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 33 Comments [11/26/2014 6:10:29 AM]
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