Quote# 14137

(Embryos are "human", but they're not PEOPLE. How can you consider it to be a person when it doesn't have a brain?)

When exactly do you think the pregnant woman swallows that magical vitamin that adds the brain, since you mystifyingly believe it's not in the first cell?

bmmg39, Secondhand Smoke Blog 38 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 99509

The strangest episode of [Rand] Paul's time at Baylor occurred one afternoon in 1983 (although memories about all of these events are understandably a bit hazy, so the date might be slightly off), when he and a NoZe brother paid a visit to a female student who was one of Paul's teammates on the Baylor swim team. According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They'd been smoking pot." After the woman refused to smoke with them, Paul and his friend put her back in their car and drove to the countryside outside of Waco, where they stopped near a creek. "They told me their god was 'Aqua Buddha' and that I needed to bow down and worship him," the woman recalls. "They blindfolded me and made me bow down to 'Aqua Buddha' in the creek. I had to say, 'I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.' At Baylor, there were people actively going around trying to save you and we had to go to chapel, so worshiping idols was a big no-no."

Nearly 30 years later, the woman is still trying to make sense of that afternoon. "They never hurt me, they never did anything wrong, but the whole thing was kind of sadistic. They were messing with my mind. It was some kind of joke." She hadn't actually realized that Paul wound up leaving Baylor early. "I just know I never saw Randy after that—for understandable reasons, I think."

Rand Paul, GQ 28 Comments [2/21/2014 4:21:34 AM]
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Quote# 84291

Christianity is, by technical definition, a theory. A theory that holds no less, and no more water than your precious Big Bang theory. That’s why we call it faith.

GameCrazyKid, Kongregate 77 Comments [10/12/2011 3:16:31 AM]
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Quote# 1425

But as for the severely retarded, isn't it obvious that a compassionate Creator has this problem covered as well? Of course that person will be in heaven! His affliction on earth is a perfect opportunity for believers to show patience and love, and God sees how we treat them. So that unfortunate person is actually a blessing to us AND he will be rewarded by God with a perfect mind and brand new body in heaven. Our God makes perfect sense in every situation. Just a side thought: Funny how the world loves to harp on how tragic a temporary earthly condition like retardation is {or terminal disease, serious accident, etc}, but it refuses to acknowledge the glorious eternal life God has prepared when this life is over. We can choose to have hope or choose to wallow in self pity. The bible says most will choose the self pity of disbelief. That blows me away, considering there is SO MUCH to look forward to. What a stupid waste of humanity.

BarbT, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 104816

I am Mr. Christian and you call me hypocrite, stupid, narrow minded ... and all other kinds of insults (I am not sure who is intolerant here)... but you know what .. I don't care! I don't hate gay people, as I don't hate Liars, Cheaters, Abusers, Mollestors, ... I don't hate a person, but I do hate the choice of living a sinful lifestyle. Anyone has the right to live as they want.You can be a gay, liar, murderer, cheater, fornicator, child molestor, God hater ... but have the decency to live me alone and not shove your agenda down my throat. A loving God had no problems sending His Son to die for our sins, so it seems to me that SIN is a pretty big problem. Also, He had no problem wipping off all human race (except a few godly people) during the flood ... or again wipping off entire communities as Sodom & Gomorrah. So, I will in the end stick to the Word of God and strongly disagree with anyone who openly choses to disobey God and live in sin ... especially a gay person!

Mr Christian, Christinaity Today 39 Comments [11/21/2014 6:32:07 PM]
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Quote# 42313

You bet Neaderthals were a separate species; they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers

kenrayd, Digg 67 Comments [7/3/2008 7:00:41 AM]
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Quote# 86755

[ after explaining how science does NOT provide evidence of the Bible ]

did you all stop reading halfway through? Give it a sincere shot then spam your hate.... The more we learn about quantum physics the more it points to intelligent design of everything. Like a computer for example; you can tell the 1's and 0's to be random, but it requires someone to tell them to start being random. Turns out the universe/multiverse works similar (so its beginning to seem, and these are secular physicist's who are leading the charge. Again, instead of telling me how full of rubbish I am... Google it and do the research). And with string theory (which we are just beginning to get a handle on) and the differences with light speed, it can easily throw off any timetable we are capable of coming up with on earth, so with time and light speed all being relative, a million years on this earth could be a day elsewhere and vice versa. There is the science, beyond this I'm leaning on faith.

Nathan Cunningham, Google Plus 64 Comments [4/2/2012 3:40:05 AM]
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Quote# 51961

[speaking about tolerance of homosexuals]

I am in education and see the trend of teaching tolerance to our young people and this scares me.

Darby Dameron, Reviews for children's book "Does God Love Michael's Two Daddies?" on Apologetics Press 37 Comments [11/11/2008 12:20:01 AM]
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Quote# 5283

also concerning shepard, this young sodomite was possibly given mercy even though an evil act of murder took him, in respect to future judgment and added wrath for his on going homosexuality would of added much more wrath as time went on. so in short it was mercy in a spiritual sense that he didn't live a long life.

massdak, BaptistBoard 15 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 36972

[During a discussion about the guy who said "I can sum it up in 3 words: Evolution is a lie."]

I covered for him later by saying, "'Evolution' is not a word."

AV1611VET, ChristianForums 24 Comments [3/31/2008 7:13:20 AM]
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Quote# 4734

I have found God to be very trustable and I'm not surprised you find God to be offensive.

versastyle, Christian Forums 8 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 86214

You are so wrong on every front. Not one thing you said is correct. YOU are trying to push an atheist propaganda­. This country was founded on freedom of religion- the freedom to practice and display your beliefs. It is only modern day atheists that try to remove religion- but yet I find it extremely interestin­g that the people who don't believe in God and practice no religion are always pushing their agenda in the religion section of papers. Atheism is it's own religion- instead of God you worship money, fame, and yourselves­. Just get over it and stop trying to bully Christians­, it didn't work for the Romans for that long and it won't work for you. This world has been influenced by Christians for over 2000 years. You can try to attack us, but it will only make us stronger in the long run.

sidekiksar, Huffington Post 39 Comments [2/26/2012 5:07:53 AM]
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Quote# 63972

Television screens hawked that his "legacy will be felt forever."

In that case, the more reasoning amongst us should run for cover. Moral degeneracy will reach new "heights" and a dark, moonwalk-type world, laced with occult imagery, will just accelerate.

When the late Michael Jackson changed form into a panther, that was animal metamorphosis - a pagan, occult practice. As media announcers fall all over themselves to praise Jackson (who promoted the dark arts in dance), whose song "Body" has probably inspired many illegitimate births, whose female lead in "Thriller" had no problem appearing in the pornographic magazine "Playboy," no one seems to asks who/what was behind the rise to idol status? Mediumistic-prone spiritism is never mentioned.

Erotic manipulations, lewdness, abdominal-area gyrations along with step-hop rigidity in a self-hypnotized state spell vulgarity - of the worst order. His approach ever-encouraged a primitiveness that makes people more distant to each other. Underlying all was his message to youths: release all inhibitions. The "fruits" of the above are, to repeat, moral degeneracy into all classes.

Carol Woster, Billings Gazette 60 Comments [7/10/2009 10:06:03 PM]
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Quote# 109941

Me? I'm going to pretend that "Global Warming" is true for a moment.

I look forward to seeing vast corn fields in northern Canada and Siberia. I look forward to the additional rainfall from "the greenhouse" (tremble, please) turning our deserts into lush, fertile plains where new cities will spring up to take in the "overflow" from the "growing population". I look forward to it being warmer the year round, to the new citrus groves in Ohio and the rest of the Midwest. I look forward to the auto and aircraft industries expanding to supply transportation for the expanded populations in our northernmost regions. And I really look forward to San Francisco being underwater!

Dr. Samuel C. Gipp, A Friend To Churches Ministries 31 Comments [6/22/2015 6:14:53 PM]
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Quote# 137635

Stray/street/feral dogs are not just a threat to humans and a biological garbage. They are also fundamentally and intrinsically evil. Therefore, they must be eliminated completely, ruthlessly quickly and efficiently worldwide. Depending on the prevalent culture of the nation in question, either on the spot – by using a fast-acting poison, shooting with an airgun or a firearm or bludgeoning to death with whatever object available, or in a mobile gas chamber or in a stationary gas chamber.

To protect oneself from the spiritual Evil of a street dog one absolutely must not hate the animal. Killing of a street dog must be driven not my hatred for the animal, but by love for humans that deserve to be freed from the street dog evil and menace. Elimination of a street dog must be carried out as quickly, cleanly, efficiently and painlessly as possible. The animal must not be tortured under any circumstances, because by torturing an animal you develop a very dangerous connection to the Evil that this dog channels.

Unfortunately, it is not realistic to expect that the corresponding government authorities will suddenly become super-efficient and will eliminate all street dogs in their jurisdictions. Therefore, the members of every community in question in most cases (especially in Third World countries) must take matters in their own hands. Hence, the total elimination of ALL street dogs will inevitably be a grassroots initiative and a grassroots project.

Fully supported by the Almighty God. And with His help, nothing will stop us from cleansing the Earth from the filth and evil of stray dogs.

Peter Hall, Pets' Hell 23 Comments [4/13/2018 9:36:58 AM]
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Quote# 112714

(on Kim Davis)

"She can resign and let someone else do the work she is bound by law to do. Or she can be jailed. That's how it works."

Not at all - sorry you are ignorant of the Constitution and the meaning of religious freedom. But, then again, it is so easy for an atheist to give up the religious freedoms of Christians - especially when it has been shows that atheists and gays are so hateful and violent. :-)

"She's a poster child for faith-based bigotry and hatred."

More name-calling by the so-called "rational" one. Of course, on atheism, there is nothing wrong with bigotry and hatred - since there are no grounds for objective moral values and duties on atheism. And your "pope" and "cardinals" agree with me here:

“In a universe of blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are oing to get lucky, and you won’t find any rhyme or reason in it, or any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference… DNA neither knows nor cares. DNA just is. And we dance to its music.” (Richard Dawkins, River Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Life (1995))

“Let me summarize my views on what modern evolutionary biology tells us loud and clear — and these are basically Darwin’s views. There are no gods, no purposes, and no goal-directed forces of any kind. There is no life after death. When I die, I am absolutely certain that I am going to be dead. That’s the end of me. There is no ultimate foundation for ethics, no ultimate meaning in life, and no free will for humans, either.” A-theist William Provine

“The position of the modern evolutionist is that humans have an awareness of morality because such an awareness of biological worth. Morality is a biological adaptation no less than are hands and feet and teeth. Considered as a rationally justifiable set of claims about an objective something, ethics is illusory. I appreciate when someone says, ‘Love thy neighbor as thyself,’ they think they are referring above and beyond themselves. Nevertheless, such reference is truly without foundation. Morality is just an aid to survival and reproduction, . . . and any deeper meaning is illusory.” (Michael Ruse, “Evolutionary Theory and Christian Ethics,” in The Darwinian Paradigm (London: Routledge, 1989), pp. 262-269).

"no purpose, no evil and no good," "no ultimate foundation for ethics, no ultimate meaning in life," "ethics is illusory"

There you have it - that is YOUR world. You don't get to borrow the existence of objective moral values and duties from the world of the theist - they do not exist to you - they are merely flavors of ice cream. When you make objective moral claims, as you did by objectively denouncing "bigot" and "hatred", you are actually acknowledging the existence of God - for which I thank you very much! :-)

WorldGoneCrazy, Christian News Network 26 Comments [9/11/2015 3:06:25 AM]
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Quote# 132048

Madness knows no bounds. Why have we accepted such weak leadership, do we not deserve something better? Mr Putin from Russia in my opinion has a common sense approach to homo/lesbian/xyz etc brigade. He allows them freedom but forbids them spreading their unnatural views to children.

Toto Kalevi, Facebook 8 Comments [9/24/2017 1:45:05 PM]
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Quote# 4984

one thing evolving randomly i could accept. 2 things evolving separately and just happening to be exactly the same kind of being, dna etc... i cant accept

Buskanaka, Christian Forums 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6244

I just have never talked about the space shuttles before. I have felt this way for a long time... I don't think we belong in outerspace. I might be wrong about God blowing up the space shuttles, but I wouldn't blame Him if He actually did it as a form of punishment... A lot of humanity's problems stem from them experimenting with things. AIDS is a disease that I feel originated from human sin.

tifferoo, Home Talkers Forums 7 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 125819

An anti-abortion bill being offered by Republicans in Iowa would effectively ban all abortions and give parents rights over the bodies of unmarried adult daughters.

A state House panel on Wednesday voted to send SF 471 — the so-called “personhood” bill — to the full committee. The bill states that life begins at conception, giving fetuses the same rights as people.

Anticipating that the “personhood” provision of the bill will likely be struck down by courts, the GOP bill also provides criminal punishment for anyone who performs an abortion more than 20 weeks after conception. The bill makes exceptions if the life of the mother is at risk. However, it does not make exceptions for rape or incest.

Iowa House Democrats noted on Wednesday that HF 53, to which SF 471 is a successor, also gives parents the legal right to prevent unmarried adult daughters from having an abortion.

The bill states “injunctive relief to prevent a physician from performing abortions” may be obtained “by a parent or guardian of the woman if the woman is less than eighteen years of age or unmarried at the time the abortion was performed or attempted to be performed.”

The Iowa House Human Resources Committee was scheduled to debate Senate File 471 on Wednesday.

Iowa GOP, Raw Story 30 Comments [3/29/2017 1:43:49 PM]
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