Quote# 16305

And so, in the early 1970's, interest rates were good, there was low unemployment and new business. Well, after 1973, Roe versus Wade, things changed and are still changing, going downhill. People say it's the economy. No, God can take care of the economy ... it's the abortions. Stop the murder of our little babies, not fetuses, so God again will smile on our country.

Patricia Augustin, Portsmouth Daily Times 67 Comments [10/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 109637

Okay. This is a VERY hard thing to think about. Now, are we talking abortion? If so, I view it like this:
It's the mom's fault she got knocked up, and she needs to take responsability. So, if the babey could kill her in the pregnancy, let it. ( i know, a bit harsh).

If it is a non-abortion situation:

I think that the wife should live. The wife can have another kid. The wife also may have a job, helping support the family. If she died, and the baby lived, the husband may not have enough money to keep the house ect. and keep the baby. If the wife lived, sure, the death of a child is devastating, but she could get over it. She could have another child( if it suits her). Besides, a baby should have BOTH a mother AND a father.

Kribensis12, Christian Teen Forums 24 Comments [6/14/2015 3:30:57 AM]
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Quote# 114542

Well gee whiz, we know that B. Hussein 0bama doesn’t give two hoots of a ratshit flying fuck about what anyone else wants, all he cares about is his agenda, running the USA into the ground as fast and hard as he can. He hasn’t been able to stir up racial hatred and animosity as much as he and his party want to thus they’re importing as many uneducated goat-raping muslim fleabags as they can in as little time possible hoping they start shit like they’ve done in Europe.

A Proud Infidel, This Ain't Hell 21 Comments [11/19/2015 4:34:55 AM]
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Quote# 132892

On Wednesday’s edition of The 700 Club, Pat Robertson kicked off his Dear Abby-style “Honest Answers” segment with a question from a viewer who was very concerned that her son had married an atheist and wanted to know what she should do about that.

Ethyl wrote:

When my son told me he was going to marry an atheist, it was a tough pill to swallow, but I managed to get through it. I raised my son to believe we, as Christians, should only marry inside the church, but I know he loves her so much that I can’t bring myself to say anything about it. Should I respect his right to make his own choice?

Yes, yes Ethyl, you should absolutely do that. Because it is not your business.

That, of course, is not what Pat Robertson said.

He said that Jesus doesn’t have any fellowship with Belial (the Devil), and that people in the church should not be “unequally yoked” with non-believers, and that Billy Graham said, “You marry an atheist, then you’ve got the devil for your father-in-law.”

This is factually untrue. If you were to marry me, you would have Dante for a father-in-law. Not the Inferno one, of course, just the one who is my dad and has no relation to the fiery pits of hell whatsoever. Robertson explained to Ethyl that although she could give him advice and counsel him, this was all her fault for having been such a terrible parent.

Why? Because the Bible said to “Raise up a child in the way he should go and when he’s old he won’t depart.” And then, just to hammer home the point, Robertson added, “You haven’t raised him very well if he’s going into atheism right now.”

Pat Robertson, Patheos 10 Comments [10/14/2017 3:17:35 AM]
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Quote# 66669

[On teaching kids about environmentalism.]

Our church teamed up with the local public schools to run a day camp this summer. They ran the curriculum and supplied the teachers and funding. We supplied the facilities and administration. What we ended up with with an environmental cook's dream. My boys came home and started packratting capri sun juice box garbage to make one of those stupid "upcycle" bags.

It took me 3 weeks to deprogram them from all that. The result, our church will not be working with the school system again. Lesson learned.

Paul H, Moonbattery 39 Comments [10/19/2009 10:00:42 AM]
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Quote# 33069

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners 161 Comments [1/1/2008 2:54:42 PM]
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Quote# 3532

If there had been no God, there would be no life. No you or me. The reason why you don't believe in God is because you don't believe in him.

Justin Hui, Architecture Students Discussion Forum 21 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 52176

One cannot have thoughts of a true GOD without actually thinking of the true God, because there is no true God other than the true God. In other words, one cannot imagine a true God without actually thinking of the true God. There are no imaginations of the true God apart from actually thinking of the true God. The true God is not a God of the imagination.

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 65 Comments [11/12/2008 3:39:41 PM]
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Quote# 42636

If (as is commonly accepted) the natural phenomenon of evolution had no end in mind when it created all living things, it is incredibly intelligent, but it forgot that they would go spinning into space without the law of gravity. So it was fortunate for us that gravity just happened to be around to stop that disaster.

Where did gravity then come from? If evolution had nothing to do with it, who or what created it? "Chance" or "accident" is too bigger leap of blind faith for me. The evolutionist's version of "just believe" isn't good enough. I want verifiable scientific facts.

Ray Comfort, The soap box--Comfort food 46 Comments [7/10/2008 7:40:56 PM]
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Quote# 7213

evolution is just a theory that some people made up over time. i could make up a far fetched theory right now in my head and it WILL have just as much of a chanve being right as any other theory... for the reason above i dont think god used evolution because there are a billion theories out there and it is VERY unlikely that evolution was the one god used just because man thought it up.

Nedarbi, Panheads.org Boards 7 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 103073

"Atheistic science" is descriptive term for science that clings to materialistic explanations at the complete exclusion of biblical insights and phenomena not explainable by materialism. There may be Christians who pursue atheistic science as a way of getting a degree or putting food on the table.

The circular statement that "if there is a 6.0 earthquake in Napa, then it is on an active fault line" is not illuminating. A good theory, which goes beyond atheistic science, is needed to predict and explain earthquakes better.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 25 Comments [8/31/2014 4:36:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 31465

A friend of mine burps all the time. Another friend says that it is a demon coming out. Is this possible or is this utter non-sense?

Mackey, ChristiaNet 46 Comments [11/22/2007 3:18:32 PM]
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Quote# 130469

I don't think people realise what we're dealing with here, these people would kill you and your whole family if they got the chance

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2/ Yet you're moaning about optics and some guy who may have had a nazi flag or some antifa idiot who got run over?

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3/ They kill you, your wife, your children and they'd morally justify it because any nationalists are "nazis" to them.

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4/ They want you dead, they want you in the fucking ground, they want your lineage wiped from the planet. Stop being pussies.

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5/ They openly wave their communist flags, they openly state their intentions and you're worried about our fucking optics?

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6/ These idiots killed 100 million last century and they're going to do it again given half the chance, this is not a fucking game.

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7/ This is a civilisational struggle for the essence of western civilisation against an eternal enemy of 3000 years who WILL kill you.

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8/ So stop being a pussy and moaning because someone got run over, step over it. They. Would. Kill. Your. Children!

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9/ You're no more important and twice more hated to them than the millions they murdered in the middle east in the last 20 years.

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10/ Obviously I'm talking about the "globalists". Their antifa pawns are just their hussars.

nontolerantman, Twitter 10 Comments [8/13/2017 3:09:40 PM]
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Quote# 25083

Even if a girl/woman is raped... that is no reason to kill her baby. The baby is innocent and one of God's children. Only God creates life. Woe to those who kill God's children. God will not reward them for killing His children.

ofthehighest, Youtube-Comments 32 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: RoseThorns
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Quote# 140186

Remember that the field of energy that will become the star already exists and the speed of the expanding universe which fires up all scientific data has already been created. This whole body of star energy is locked upon a black-hole that brought this dense virgin star material into a tight gravitational body. All we need is the swirling, crashing forces, within that star's density, to penetrate down into the static dimension, and in the blink of any eye an atom is born...manifest this a trillion, trillion, times, and I reckon a fully functioning star could form in an instant and in that same instant, all knowledge within the universe gained its scientific roots which all centre upon Almighty God, just as Jesus Christ taught us...and the two part-atom components that gave birth to the living-cell, having derived from a similar birth pattern, is party to all of this.

NicholasMarks, Religion and Ethics 8 Comments [9/1/2018 1:39:58 AM]
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Quote# 10078

[So I guess several dozen centuries worth of Jews just got <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=exodus%2021:22-23&version=31">Exodus 21:22-23</a> wrong, but JoJo on myspace got it right the first time?]

And FYI, I happen to OWN a Bible and I happen to OWN a guide that tells where to find pretty much anything in the Bible. It's called "Where to Find It in the Bible." Imagine that.

JoJo!, Myspace 16 Comments [3/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 107478

Being Jewish can mean many things.

For some it's the way they look. For others it's the way they act. For some it's the way they talk. For others it's the way they sulk.

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Keep on 'feeling Jewish' but you better accept the one thing being Jewish is:

Rejecting Jesus Christ as the Messiah.

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That's why they crucified Christ.

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Keeping Jews "Jewish" means rejecting Jesus Christ.

A religion based on a disclaimer is a 'gutter religion.' But the Orthodox Church, is heaven-bound.

How about opposite views? Can they both be Jewish?

There's the Republican Jewish Coalition and there's the National Jewish Democratic Council. Both 'Jewish.'

Different platforms, same ringleaders.

That's why Hillary, Cruz, Jeb, and even little Rand crave the Jewish vote.

Jews patrol their identity-(and politicians)-like cops on a beat.

Is it really all that important to be Jewish?

If it's true that Christ will come in "flaming fire" to wreak vengeance on those who "obey not the Gospel," the answer is no.

I'm so glad I left being Jewish. Don't you wish every Jew did?

Brother Nathanael Kapner, Real Jew News 15 Comments [3/31/2015 3:01:49 AM]
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Quote# 392

I'm almost 17 (not quite as long, but it's still a while), and I've never been on a date or kissed a girl. It's not that I couldn't get a girlfriend or anything like that, I've just chosen to concentrate on other things. Not having a girlfriend gives me the opportunity to spend more time with God and become closer to Him.

misterniceguy, POD Warrior Forum 34 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18936

I never thought about unicorns actually existing! that's pretty neat that they did. i wonder if the unicorns, dragons, etc mentioned in the Bible actually looked like what we picture them as today. Hmmm.... :) there's a thought provoker! :D as some of my teachers say, i hope that one day, when we are in heaven, God has a big projector screen so we can watch all the stories that we've always read about! wouldn't it be cool to be able to actually watch when Moses parted the Red Sea? and all of those other great stories??? i really hope that we'll be able to see them, but if we can't, it won't really matter will it? we'll be in heaven!!!

Brynn Winslow, Teens-4-Christ 48 Comments [1/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7064

Dr kent hovin pointed out that when dinosaur bones were found, they were not carbon dated because the results would only be a few thousand years old. Because this would not match the assumed age based on the geologic column and so they use another method whcih would give an age closer to the desired result.

Xinhong, Christianity.com Forums 10 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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