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Quote# 6376

Why are the satanic occultic Martial Arts promoted on this Christian site?.. Who has the doctrinal oversight of the contents of the posts on this forum? Why is it allowed that something as demonic as the Martial Arts are discussed and encouraged by so called Christians on this forum?

Aseity, Theology Web 20 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 37588

[Responding to someone who mentioned that the gospel writers were not eye-witnesses]

You have to big the biggest moron atheist on here. John 1, he point blank says "that our hands have held, that our eyes have seen".

They disciples were hand picked by Christ, and they make explicit claims to have been eyewitness
of him.

[The logic on the bus goes round and round...]

SoliDeoGloria, Chicago Tribune Online 28 Comments [4/12/2008 7:08:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Pyroclasm
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Quote# 52184

[On a video about wicca is a cult]

Atheist: And like christianity isnt? Just remember who is the christian wearing the mask.

The Fundy: You obviously do not know what a cult is, if you believe that Christianity is one.

Eelman4, Youtube 36 Comments [11/14/2008 2:40:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff
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Quote# 30360

I can't understand how libertarian Ron Paul can gain so much traction among conservative and Christians. If I understand libertarianism correctly, Ron Paul's politics will allow me and my family to freely worship and go to church, while it will also allow the pornographers the right to create the porn to corrupt my son, so that he may get so jacked-up on the porn that he's not even able to listen to me or his youth pastor. Then, my son, being porn-primed, will go out and impregnate his girlfriend, who will then sell her soul and her baby's life away by becoming easy pickings for the abortuary down the street from her house that was allowed to stay open to perform murders-for-hire. All this because all ideas and voices have merit and promise under Ron Paul's libertarianism.

Mark Nesta, World Net Daily 57 Comments [10/24/2007 2:26:05 AM]
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Quote# 42440

[In response to a 14 year old girl contemplating suicide and wondering if God cares about her:]

I have a couple of tough questions for you. First, what do you think you are being saved from? I ask that because your message to me appears to be saying that you think God is saving you from having a bad day. That is not what Salvation is all about. What we are saved from when we are saved is from the sentence of death imposed on us by a Holy God whom we have sinned against. Jesus died for our sins, so that we could live with God eternally. He did not die to take away our minor struggles here in this life.

I don't mean to belittle what you are going through, but you have to get your eyes focused on the right things. If you look at this life with eyes focused on being happy, you never will be. But if you look at this life with eternity in your eyes, you will realize that this life doesn't really mean anything, it is just a wisp of smoke which is soon blown away by the wind. What is important in this life is witnessing to others so that they too can live for eternity with God instead of spending eternity in hell.

Ralph, Behind the Badge 44 Comments [7/8/2008 5:01:25 AM]
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Quote# 10845

[After being given many verses showing God commanding the Israelites to murder men, women, and children, and to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.]

No, that does not refer to them raping or having sex with them. The key is, God would not have them attack righteouss people, he had them attack sinners, objects of God's wrath.
Yeah, serve them in forced labor, as their punishment from God.

Andy, Myspace 11 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 47575

RIYADH, Sept 14 (Reuters) - A senior Saudi cleric has said purveyors of horoscopes on Arab television should face the death penalty, a paper said on Sunday, days after another cleric argued death for TV owners.

"Sorcerers who appear on satellite channels who are proven to be sorcerers have committed a great crime ... and the Muslim consensus is that the apostate's punishment is death by the sword," Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan told al-Madina daily.

"Those who call in to these shows should not be accorded Muslim rites when they die," the prominent cleric added.

Many of the hundreds of Arab satellite channels have sprung up in recent years specialise in horoscopes and other advice to callers on solving problems that is seen as "sorcery".

In their capacity as judges, clerics of Saudi Arabia's austere form of Islam often sentence "sorcerers" to death.

Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan, Reuters 40 Comments [9/16/2008 2:24:28 AM]
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Quote# 5913

[Explaining why Mosaic law allowed some rape victims to be stoned]Naturally, it's not obvious now, but then if a woman (virgin woman) is having sex with someone with no effort in getting away even though she's in a well-populated area, she was probably just screwing with the political power of her household (because rape was a primarily political act).

Elric, BlizzForums 2 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5127

there are too many babies in this world that are put in danger because of the fact that the parents are not even double the age of the child.

elizabethlynn04, ChannelOne.com BBS 32 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 43808

[Take a bunch of creationists, and put them in a rigorous science education program involving their doing actual experiments, both in the lab and in the field.

I don't know if it would ever have the popular appeal to take off, but I certainly would find it entertaining. What does everyone else here think?]

To make it exciting for TV, it needs some more drama, you know, some danger. So here's my idea: You get a rope and dangle some atheists over a pit of starving lions. You start slowing lowering them into the pit, and tell them you'll stop lowering as soon as they can explain how something can come from nothing.

Chesterton, Christian Forums 41 Comments [7/29/2008 11:22:46 AM]
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Quote# 17036

<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Blasphemy/lm/RIQWUJFMSQKHW" target="_blank">A short listing of "blasphemous" works of literature with fundie-esque remarks</a>.

Father Carlos, Amazon 35 Comments [11/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 53713

I hope this explodes wide open and I know what will happen if he lied. I am prepared to deal with that but this is our country and the Constitution says he has to be a natural born citizen. OBAMA the Constitution is not flawed !!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!! If this is proven he lied I can't imagine what will happen but it will be bad BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME !!!!!!! I live near Chicago and what happens happens. No foreign born person is going to come and take the biggest job in this country and tear it all apart because he don't agree with our laws. In the back of my mind I wonder if this Obama personally knows Osama bin Laden and they planned this years ago. They can't beat us militarily but they can beat us within the country by picking a leader to dismantle America from within. I will never understand how our enemy are the Islam Fanatics who are bent on destroying us and we vote a Muslim man in who was also taught that evil religion. We must be nuts and the schools finally dumbed our kids down and some adults as well to believe this guy can do miracles with our problems here. This GUY is ANTI-GOD and ANTI-ISRAEL . ANTI everything else Christians are against. I think if he gets in they will have concentration camps soon for us. Instead of HITLER killing Jews it will be him killing Christians. It does say beheadings in the last days and what does ISLAM teach ? I will die for my GOD and will not deny him for death is GAIN. I can't wait to leave this filthy sewer world and the stench I smell in it. Christians will be his biggest problem if he gets in. I am just not sure how much GOD will let us see and be involved in before he gets us out of here. If I have to die then I will die, but will never deny my GOD and if by chance OBAMA reads this then come get me, I am ready for a brand new life but you will never see the life I will inherit OBAMA. I pray for your soul !!!!!!!!!!! OK I was preaching here for a minute sorry !!!!!

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 98 Comments [12/5/2008 1:04:08 PM]
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Quote# 9546

But the bible has always been the book upon which witnesses swear they are telling the truth. So it's been accepted as a book of truth in a court of law.

Joyfilled, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [2/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7579

It's not only the communists but the homosexual activists who are appalled that George Bush is married to a woman!

photo3, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 43169

Talking About Mythology

1. My God isn't mythical. So much for that. Thor is a movie coming out that came from the Marvel comic that got it from the mythological kingdom of Assgard. Odin would be sore displeased at you for not knowing that.

2. Lucy. You mean that ape bone they found in Africa and claimed she was Eve? Come on, if you want to say an ape is your grandma I have no problem with that. It just further proves your stupidity.

Look you dumb cluck, you didn't think I would start a game and not bring the ball did you?

Wayne, Topix Christian Forum 33 Comments [7/19/2008 5:36:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Atheist
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Quote# 42618

I know the evidence; even if a human's DNA is 98% identical to an ape (or any other type of animal like that) it doesn't disprove the fact that God created everything. And considering that He did make everything and that He has all-power, why couldn't He make us identical to an ape while we still could be different from them? And what in the Bible HASN'T been recently proved as reliable?!

And I also agree with Goku and everyone else who has said that God could make the Earth look as old as He wanted to while it stays only 10,000 years old or a trillion years old?!

[..] But it all boils down to this:

Everything that exists was created by God. God IS a scientist, and He made things very complex and with purpose.

I don't remember the name (sorry) but remember the principle (not created by Christians or Creationists) that determined that nothing can exist without something else; this principle is just as solid as gravity and applies especially to Creation.

That means in a nutshell that you couldn't evolve because in order to do so you would have to lose the most vital parts of yourself (like parts of your DNA/RNA!) overtime in order to gain a new one, which is not possible because your body would simply stop functioning altogether.

Gideon, Flyleaffans.com 38 Comments [7/10/2008 7:51:44 PM]
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Quote# 46811

[Answer to Why does the Christain God continue to fail? Over and over ect...]

HAHA!

Why does athiesm fail over and over again?

God creates everything for a reason...a reason not one of us could understand because we are not Him. HAHA! You call us the ignorant ones....

Gods plan is not yours to control...he will know everything and knows when the day you will die! HAHA...God never fails only wins!

Xxdepres, Yahoo!Answers 36 Comments [9/6/2008 7:48:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Jay-Sus
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Quote# 29015

"Calling a Christian a Fundie is equivalent - some argue worse - to calling an African American a Nigger."

Jerry Bergman, Rae.org (The post is less than one-quarter through the paper) 55 Comments [9/15/2007 11:12:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Ryan Covington
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Quote# 4202

So George Lucas is presenting the idea of a lightsaber(untruth) as untruth? But the lightsabers are real and working in the SW universe! So he is presenting an untruth as truth, we need to believe that it is truth otherwise the movie fails.

Darth Dane, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2494

Certainly adultery should be made a criminal offence, possibly punishable by death, at the instigation of the husband.

Old Man, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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