Quote# 1316

So your saying that God is just made up in the human mind? Wrong. God talks about this in James. If you doubt when you ask, your as unsteady as a wave on the sea being driven by the wind. Also, how can God do what you asked Him when you don't belive your going to recive what you asked for?
Sounds like your brainwashed into belive God isn't real and you don't want anyone to tell you otherwise.

BurningSon, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 142499

{Vman's note: This is from 2013, but I approved it for its sheer, wonderful nuttery}

Please don't have a go if you take offence to the truth. Go read The Secret History of the world by Jonathon Black, then come back and tell me if you still believe history and authority, because i believe in neither.
And you can really go take a running jump if you don't know how to meditate, because without meditation, the odds of the complainant being wise too are vastly reduced. I am a channel of the higher realms who takes meticulous care(unlike many other channels) before gleaning any information whatsoever. I get guided to truth, books, and people, and people get guided to me; the law of attraction, such a wonderful thing.

thanks for reading...

FOOLPROOF INSTRUCTIONS FOR ASTRAL TRAVEL.

required.
Crystals, bigger the better.
apopholite crystal
a few small zebrastones
lots of spring water
earplugs
blanket

fast for as long as possible(3 days optimum)., drinking only spring water at this time. 2 hours before lift off (better for some reason after dark), start drinking water. lots of water. 1 pint every 20 mins. During this time, if you have lots of crystals available lay them out in two lines either side of you (so you do not touch them with your body) and put some zebrastones in the arrangement too.

When 2 hours up earth yourself as best you can, call on your guardian angel to appear to you and guide you, lay down, loosen your clothing, put the apopholite on your heart chakra, cover yourself over with blanket ensuring you cannot feel it.(being comfortable is a key) do not use a pillow, your head needs to be flat'ish. nothing wrong with something under your head just not elevated) earplugs will ensure your not disturbed. wait a little if you have to to go to the toilet to maximise your flight time.

start concious breathing and mantra to yourself 'I want to leave your body' and enjoy the ride.

when you return, your ears will be ringing like you have been up in a plane

Do not try astral travel after illness or under the influence of drink or drugs. do not travel more than twice weekly.

enjoy

Will leave you with the words of the Buddha before my stuff. best piece of advice anyone could give anyone if you ask me.
'To he who can master his own mind, wisdom will naturally come to him'

GET OFF ALL STATE BENEFITS IN 2 YRS IN WESTERN WORLD ELSE RFID CHIP- DREAM DATED JANUARY 2013

find me a coffee shop that uses spring water and mexican coffee and i will drink there. (The reason i said this was there is lead in the petrol of every coffee producing country except Mexico, and flouride was hitlers most feared chemical weopon)

Dont do dairy heres proof. 2 teas , both with milk, brew 4 same time, but put milk in after brewing 4 1. milk cloggs bag n we are 85% water. (The proof everyone needs that its no good for you and me)

Noone can win any battle against dark, got to manage it usin anything you can. magic rites sigls crystals. (the non jewish kabbalah at its finest: Ultimate truth)

Power of the brains amazin, proven easily. car alarm remote, go well out of range, stick under chin. brain amplifies signal proof brain. (Check also my ode scientific method is wrong below)

Beyer made all the gas for Hitlers gas chambers, and pope JP 2 was the rep...SERIOUSLY. THE CURRENT POPE HITLER YOUTH TOO...CAN YOU SEE THE PATTERN NOW???

trust me there is NOWHERE TO HIDE; KARMIC CHECKS.AND BALANCES EVERYWHERE.(EVERYONES CARDS PERMANENTLY MARKED)

etheric tune ups. just pm me name, dob and town, your guardian angel n the light will do the rest(open offer to all, contribution based)

i will never forget palestine; why? master jesus was from there, is why the torah forbids an israeli state. (and the state of israel worship JC like the god he is not. see my ode god is a 3 letter word)

adam(f adam and eve fame) lived till 670 years of age, and they call it progress???

tonight before bed, glass of water, put your thoughts into the water what u want to dream about, drink the water n dream away

stonehenge was built by magicians with levitation, merlins family, they were showing off, its no sacred site its an ego trip. guided tours of stonehenge and Avebury available (contribution based)

if needed a reason not to shop at Tesco its the horsemeat, another is Master Jesus was from palestine, and tesco fund settlements(in gaza), the blockade will be busted in 2014 i assure
A part of you that believes that abundance can only come from cash, this limits all the other ways can come but u dont see.(bashar on abundance my inspiration for this)
levitation is against all the parameters of modern science on purpose, to disempower, levitation is mind/no-mind/will in one (this belief system don't want us empowered do they????)
secret history of he world-jonathan black, dictionary of angels- Gustav Davidson. other books recommended below, all from the higher realms


Daz the Druid, dazthedruid.blogspot.com. 11 Comments [2/19/2019 3:23:31 AM]
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Quote# 6870

If the Bible makes this claim for itself and the default position is 'true until proven false', we can conclude that the Bible is indeed the inerrant word of God until it is proven otherwise.

RobertLW, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 130673

Would you want your parents to watch you as you watch the nudity and violence depicted on ‘Game of Thrones’? Your heavenly Father sees all that you see.

Jim Denison, Charisma News 18 Comments [8/17/2017 9:41:32 PM]
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Quote# 110143

Sunday is the big pride parade here. I will be in my prayer closet on my knees. I can't believe how sad I am but Jesus said it would be like this. COME LORD JESUS!

SavedWretch, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [6/28/2015 3:38:42 AM]
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Quote# 141594

(In a thread titled "Why are antifa such a big bunch of faggot crybabies?")

Everyone under democracy is a bunch of effete (note: the word "faggot" is a sad substitute for this) crybabies.

The solution is eugenics + monarchy + nationalism + traditionalism + a caste system

Any fucking questions?

diversity_is_racism, Reddit - /r/antifa 5 Comments [12/20/2018 12:16:34 PM]
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Quote# 2696

I got A's and B's [in high school biology]. Because I read as much as I could concerning the Great Flood. I didn't find science as intimidating. I simply figured that the "experts" must be as dumb or dumber then I was... They obviously were not stupid. It does take some brains to sway the general public------Hitler would attest to that...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 18 Comments [8/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 40199

Children are best raised by a man and a woman living together as husband and wife and acting as primary caretakers.

[Other posters assert that this is factually incorrect and logically flawed. Children of gay unions do NOT fare worse than children of straight unions, and governments do not decide who can get married based on how well their hypothetical children are likely to do.]

•85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes (U.S. Center for Disease Control);
•90% of all homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes (U.S. Bureau of the Census);
•80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes (Criminal Justice & Behavior, Vol 14, p. 403-26, 1978);
•70% of juveniles in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes (U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988);
•85% of all youths sitting in prisons grew up in a fatherless home (Texas Dept. of Corrections 1992).
•5 times more likely to commit suicide;
•32 times more likely to run away;
•20 times more likely to have behavioral disorders;
•14 times more likely to commit rape;
•9 times more likely to drop out of high school;
•10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances;
•9 times more likely to end up in a mental institution;
•20 times more likely to end up in prison(1).

Michael Ejercito, Fundie Watch 25 Comments [5/31/2008 10:08:28 AM]
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Quote# 70135

[Re: the movie 300]

I lived in Europe in the 80’s and was aghast at what the public felt was OK in films produced there. We have now descended to that low of a level where relativism reigns in the place of God in our hearts. I ask myself the question, 'would Jesus go see this movie?' and the answer is an emphatic no. Barb has said it beautifully, read her review. Do you go to a restaurant trash can to pick out the “good” stuff left in it and discount what else you have to wade through and then give a high rating to the contents of the can? Will you allow your children or worse, do you teach them to judge what they participate in based on whether other children or the culture are doing worse? Based on that relativism, it is OK to be hooked on cough medicine because others are addicted to heroin. I only reason I did not leave the theater at the first sex scene is to be able to review it. At points I did close my eyes and start conjugating verbs in Japanese it was that offensive. I agree with Barb, the film would not have been harmed at all if the sex and extreme violence were left out. I doubt I will ever go see an R movie again.
My Ratings: Extremely Offensive / 3
—Bob MacLean, age 58

Bob MacLean, Christian Answers 54 Comments [2/12/2010 11:23:12 AM]
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Quote# 2338

Bush's proposal is justified, even if it is first strike, as Iraq jeopardizes world peace. However biblically the government should be of a monarchy.

GTX, Christian Forums 3 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 137007

Physiognomy is roaring back as a legitimate field of research. Will phrenology soon follow a similar path to realtalk respectability?

We CAN judge a book by its cover. We can tell with a quick glance at a person’s face who is prone to criminality, who is stupid or smart, who is a cad or a slut, and who is rich or poor.

...

Surprisingly, researchers co-discovered people can tell which Whites live around blacks; they never look relaxed.

...

We age into the face we deserve — a fairly conventional bit of wisdom that has a big kernel of scientific validity. Related, it’s the reason why successful womanizers have that “unperturbed and in charge look” which seems to exert a preternatural pull on women, and why incels aging into bottled up, scrunched up, constipated faces push women away, regardless of baseline facial attractiveness. A satiated cad walks into a roomful of Betties pre-radiating a glow of unflappable confidence and libidinal fulfillment, and it’s all the women can do to control their curiosity. I.e., the hungry dog is the last to get fed.

CNBC, like most leftoid outfits, chooses to interpret the findings of this Narrative-exploding research with a rhetorical dissembling that would spare their blank slate-committed egos.

“That’s a reminder that snap judgments can have real consequences, and contribute to the cycle of poverty” — CNBC, dribbling typical shitlib boilerplate.

Realtruth: “That’s a reminder that snap judgments are based on concrete biological cues of human worth, and can contribute to efficiently filtering people for purposes of association.”

Physiognomy doesn’t create poor people, shitlibs. Physiognomy notices who is likely to have the inherent characteristics that predispose to poverty.

It’s that NOTICING which really bugs shitlibs. They hate that a reality exists that constantly makes mockery of their antiquated religious orthodoxy.

CH, Chateau Heartiste 8 Comments [3/3/2018 7:16:16 AM]
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Quote# 3321

[Replying to '... can you provide a reason why ... this should be done?']Other than God telling me it is so? Hmmm... do I really need another reason?

RightIdea, Theology Web 10 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 139491

[Michigan Supreme Court Justice rules in favor of letting voters vote on an anti gerrymandering ballot initiative]

“Today we’ve witnessed the rule of bullying, not the rule of law” said Tony Daunt, Executive Director of the Michigan Freedom Fund. “In the face of threats, bullying and intimidation, the justices of the state Supreme Court bowed to political pressure instead of protecting Michigan’s Constitution. They have abdicated their responsibility to the rule of law.”

Tony Daunt, Detroit Free PRess 6 Comments [8/5/2018 8:36:23 AM]
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Quote# 36429

Anyway I would like to make a comment I love god, he speaks to me when I walk down the street he tells me to do good. When ever I see an Atheist I feel like slapping them, however then god gives me this vision of atheists burring, and I think to myself. God will deal with them.

Kasaova, Able 2 Know boards 97 Comments [3/18/2008 11:37:21 PM]
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Quote# 7935

If the fools want to marry each other they will kill each other off with there spreading diseases to each other and they go about perforate each others colons, destroying each others bodies with their vile practices. No wonder the "average" life expectancy of a gay person is only 40 some odd years. [...]

If the gays think they can get away with living in such vile wicked behaviors they are sadly mistaken. And the proof is in the sad state of their affairs. They are not happy people. Not at all. They run from facing the root of their problems in life and think that they will find happiness in some perverted form of being which is outside of God's Holy Will for mankind. They mock and shake their fist at God. For shame. [...]

The homosexual "of today" is liken to an birth defect of epidemic proportions from out of society that sprung out of the outlandish liberal mindedness of the 60's generation. This too shall pass. They sick perverted demands of the gay community will not prevail. [...]

These people are in my prayers.

Relic, 123 Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13741

But also When I researched the origins of science itself I discoverd Its deep roots in pagan philosophy, alchemy, and so called "mystery" religions.
And it makes me ask, when did we ever redeem something that had pagan origins in it, by incorporating those ideas within ourselves? Science fiction I believe does that, fiction by its very nature is a lie, fantasy, and the love of it, is at its conclusion the love of a lie.

chris777, Christian Forums 39 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 120122

When whites ask for citations and sources it reminds me of stories during slavery when whites would ask slaves if they had passes and when the slave would produce a pass the white person would rip it up in front of their face Same shit different day

foxaveclocs, Tumblr 35 Comments [6/29/2016 2:53:49 AM]
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Quote# 113661

A young man died from injuries sustained during a "counseling session" at a New York church on Monday.

Lucas Leonard, 19, passed away from his injuries after family members dropped him off at a Syracuse-area hospital on Monday. Police said Leonard sustained severe injuries to his genitals and torso when a counseling session turned physical at the Word of Life Church in New Hartford.

Police found a second boy severely beaten during an investigation at the church this week. News reports identified the second victim as Leonard's younger brother. Grasswire is withholding the younger boy's name pending confirmation and additional information from police.

Leonard's parents Bruce and Deborah Leonard have been arrested and charged with first-degree manslaughter. Four other church members were also arrested in connection with the fatal beating. Police said the beatings were designed to encourage both Leonard and the 17-year-old male to "confess their sins," though it wasn't immediately clear what those sins were.

Neighbors told the Syracuse Post Standard that odd things had been taking place at the church for years — notably that chants could be heard in the early morning hours and that children were often seen doing yard work in front of the building.

Bruce and Deborah Leonard, Grasswire 29 Comments [10/19/2015 3:13:19 AM]
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Quote# 45792

"Atheistic" {a.k.a. godless/hedonist} behavior is what lands people in? prison. 100% of the violent crimes are perpetrated by folks who follow no moral code i.e. "atheists."

procommenter, Youtube comment 79 Comments [8/25/2008 3:55:50 AM]
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