Quote# 24264

maybe it's true , but how u know? scientifics suck!and if you dont know , i know someone who doesn't pray at all , and he is poor , homosexual , and he hasn't an arm , and my grammy prays all days and she doesn't need anything , well , the homosexual is not true , but i jope he exists... would be great , the point is , you must see to believe , so , keep thinking that way .if god appears u , dont ask scientifics if u were ckarcked...

chacalacacudec, You tube comments 53 Comments [4/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12792

Right now, even the people who design computers may have a hard time conceiving the need for computation power anywhere near the one TeraHertz range. I have one event in mind that would thoroughly tax the capability of such a machine. When the rapture takes place, any server hosting Rapture Ready will be inundated with traffic.

Todd, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Blurb
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Quote# 105998

IMMIGRANTS ARE TOAST IN JERSEY!

You can leave the island with all the other non true locals who support people like Colin Storm backed by the Bailhache boys private oath to the Patroness of the UGLE and top UK mason as head of the minority C of E bretheren with other bretheren like the Le Marquands and many other immigrants who serve the Head of the C of E as head of the United Grand Lodge of England as locals like myself in the minority don't want immigrants to run our politics with over 30,000 Catholics including myself of the majority of local Christians opposed mostly by a minority of C oe E Masons who serve the Head of the C of E as Patroness of the United Grand Lodge of England the Bailhache boys their suits include immigrant stock Colin Storm who swears a private oath like suits from Planning to the Patroness of the UGLE and also she is the so callled Head of the Church of Satan as top Uk Mason meeting in 10 Duke Street in London near st James Palace backing the bretheren run JEP beano Jersey Evening Gambeano brothers run establishment brothers local rag run by other brothers serving not the Head oof the Catholic Church I serve with 30,000 local Christians but a bigot and top UK mason the Bailhache brothers told me they serve with brother Colin and suits from Planning to serve a Masonic satanic cabbal opposed to true Christianity I serve serving the son of GOD who is head of our Catholic Church who was ready to be crucified to prove he was the son of GOD and head of our true Christian church of locals in the majority. The so called rigged Constitutional changes are a farce to continue the true private oath run gentlemens multi millionaires club opposed to true Christianity and to true locals best interests to serve the true Cathollic faith serving a holy faith alleigance and not to the son of a bigot who has confessed being an adulteror and relation to the Duke of Kent who is Grandmaster of the UGLE my relations enemy as relation of the new Head of the UGLE a confessed adulteror and future Head of the C of E which supports a confessed adulteror as its future head my relations enemy as a non true Faith Christian an enemy of the True faith serving a Holy True Catholic Faith to serve one Master not a bigot and confessed sinner serving a Satanic cabbal run by recent immigrant stock of bretheren in league with bretheren from Jersey like the Bailache boys confessed to me they serve the Satanic Private oath to the Patroness of the UGLE and Head of the C of E minority of Christians in Jersey with a good 30,000 Catholics who serve a Holy Faith non Masonic Christian Master who will soon judge you for your folly supporting a bigot and adulteror of the True Holy Catholic Faith our alleigance as locals is to him alone as our true Master a Holyone

Anonymous, JERSEY'S EVENING PROPAGANDA 34 Comments [1/25/2015 5:30:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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Quote# 21847

Yes, I used to call my friends in school fags all the time, I even had one long time friend I'd refer to as Fagbait. Usually it meant Homosexual, wussy, pitiful, womanly, etc. But you can be a wussy and not gay you know.

Guess that makes me a bigot...

Apollo5600, Free Conservatives 49 Comments [3/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 91809

Somewhere back in time, people decided that it was a great thing to lie to kids about Santa Claus. For some reason, it’s been deemed okay to make up all kinds of stories about this “magic man”. And if anyone dares to publicly state that he is not real, they are scourged for it.

Personally, it has always bothered me. I didn’t like it that my parents lied to me, and I never liked lying to my daughter about it. I certainly didn’t use Santa as a tool to get her to behave or clean up her room or anything like that – which many do. I think Santa is a ploy to keep people from associating Jesus with Christmas and this year, I’m particularly annoyed with the Santa thing after watching the MSM fawn all over him.

Jodie, Moonbattery 60 Comments [1/1/2013 6:04:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Vesus
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Quote# 105616

[a person quoted on this site comes here to defend what they said]

hahahah - you guys really bring shame on yourselves. Not a single one of you has been able to say why I'm wrong. The one's amongst you who are even capable of thought, (instead of death-threats) have come out with the line 'a child can't consent' - well, ask a child if she wants to eat sprouts, or go skiing, or learn the violin - she'll either give or withhold consent. In short children can and do 'consent' all the time - as to the 'informed' part - what is the 'information' they need? I mean it: the word 'informed' implies information. And if they do not have that necessary information with which to make a decision, what is the best way of them acquiring it?

papercut100, FSTDT comments 37 Comments [2/3/2015 2:58:59 PM]
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Quote# 42711

Evolution came into being to dispel G-d.Evolution is satanic in nature.The purpose of Charles Darwin was to make people think that they evolved rather than being created by G-d.It is a lie,where do lies come from ? Satan.

Avatar, Yahoo Anwers 39 Comments [7/12/2008 2:54:12 PM]
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Submitted By: gorgeoustxwoman2
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Quote# 47960

All this hysteria is about is the leftist SP Anti Christians pushing their doomsday "OMG they gonna force teh Godzz down my throat" crap.

Dont worry lefties...your control over the youths teaching in this country is firm for now....you have pretty much removed all mention of God from the halls of learning and replaced it with the "We were sh!t on a log and the sun hatched us" THEORY...

Strange though...you all have had power in this area for what 40-50 years?....and yet polls show that over 80% of Americans proclaim to believe in God....http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/godpoll.asp

Just proves my point that the left doesnt know what to do with power when they get it...

Hitoko search, WoW offtopic 28 Comments [9/26/2008 1:22:04 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 10903

["What I find curious is that creationists keep asking for transitional fossils, but when they are found deny that they even exist. Isn't that closed minded?"]

Single minded is not neccessarily closed.

dworthington, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 123166

Saudi Arabia is launching a programme to “inoculate” children against Westernisation, atheism, liberalism and secularism.

They were listed as threats to “ideological security”, ahead of the danger from extremist groups including Isis and al-Qaeda and sectarianism.

Saudi Arabian Government, The Independent 9 Comments [12/23/2016 2:24:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 100569

[Another fundie has shared an article about rising carbon dioxide levels.]

This whole CO2/man caused global warming thing is pure hokum. I'm an environmental engineer and I have yet to see any credible links to CO2 and man caused global warming. Al Gore and the media have glommed onto this ridiculousness and have completely bamboozled the public at large. If you want to see the real "cause" of cyclical global temperatures simply look at the sun..it's as simple as that. Sadly, SO many people have been duped into believing that carbon (CO2) is causing all the catastrophic global weather. Because so many have been duped they actually think that they, as exhalers of CO2, are part of the problem; their "carbon footprint" must be reduced to help solve the problem. It's unadulterated balderdash! The door has been kicked open for environmental regulators to control what we all do by legislating fossil fuel usage. It's just a matter of time before we're all paying a carbon tax to help mitigate our share of the problem that we're causing. This is just one more way a math/science-ignorant public are getting duped and led down the primrose path. As Christians, for us to believe this malarkey is to believe that God wasn't smart enough to anticipate the mass balance of critical elements like oxygen, Carbon, and the like. Are we really to believe that God's creation is somehow out of control and that he blew it in His design for all that He knew He Himself would allow mankind to learn vis a vis technological advancements? Are we really to believe that the very gas that green plants need to survive and photosynthesize O2 for us is actually a pollutant? Really? Unbelievable!! Don't believe the lie!! Just take a look at how radical environmental regulations are damaging the agricultural economy of California. Unreal!!! This is all about the radical environmental movement on the left to further destroy America by making it nearly impossible for manufacturers to be competitive, not to mention building new power plants. Have environmental regulations improved our air, water, and land? Yes! But it's out of control and being used as a weapon against American capitalism, our economy, and freedoms. The whole man caused global warming bologney was shown to be hokum several years ago but appears to be re-emerging. What we're seeing on the earth regarding the earth's ecological systems appearing to be coming apart at the seams is nothing but prophecy playing out right before our eyes.

vbf, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [4/17/2014 3:15:19 AM]
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Quote# 97692

Given the disposable nature of the male, it makes no sense to presume that they have the same capability of experiencing deeper emotions that the female possesses. Males shouldn’t really be capable of the same level of suffering, and it would be an inefficient allocation of resources to help them with things like rape and violence. Even in the unlikely event that they could experience deeper emotions, the allocation of resources to protect “innocent” males would be much more efficiently allocated helping “innocent” females, as their existence and health is more valuable to population stability. Why waste money for feel-good notions like “equality” or “justice”? These are simply subjective platitudes that apes made up in order to derive some sense of control over an indifferent and random world. They hold no objective value. Efficiency is at least quantifiable.

Unphysicalism,  Heteronormative Patriarchy for Men 23 Comments [11/17/2013 5:04:35 AM]
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Quote# 664

athiests make me cry

findtbax, Christian Forums 42 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 96325

"Dr. Chaps" said that former FCC chairman Julius Genachowski failed to adequately enforce the decency standards during his time in office and that was because there was a "demonic spirit of tyranny or immorality inside of him."

And even though Genachowski outwardly appears very polished and successful, "the demonic spirit influences him to abuse and, dare I say, molest and visually rape your children"

Gordon Klingenschmitt, Right Wing Watch 12 Comments [9/2/2013 4:18:47 AM]
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Quote# 14710

vampires???

Proverbs 30;14

There is a generation whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men

my friend found this in the bible sounds like a vampire to me

Bleedingvines, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [9/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 30756

Yeah, I heard atheists dont even have morals. But I wouldnt want to talk to them in person because the ones Ive met have all been really nerdy and smart and in person I wouldnt have a chance to look up the answers on the internet! haha.

Are atheists allowed on this site? I kinda thought this was supposed to be a safe place for teens to talk. But theyre gonna let the devils followers come hang out with us??

Esther, teens4christ 31 Comments [11/2/2007 9:22:06 PM]
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Submitted By: dirt mcgirt
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Quote# 103296

God is pro-spanking. That’s why He designed us with extra padding on our rear ends–it gives us a perfect spot to inflict pain without doing physical damage. Every human being is born screaming to get their way. It is the responsibility of parents to teach their children self-control and consideration for others–lessons which God says are best taught by painful discipline. As always, in our Satan-led culture, everything God promotes has been twisted into the opposite of what it is. Spanking in America has become a synonym for abuse. Parents are taught to replace biblical disciplinary methods for counting to a million, banning their children to “time outs” in rooms stuffed with toys, and trying to act like a buddy instead of an authority figure. We can choose to ignore God’s principles, but we will still be judged by them. God says that parents who disregard His advice on discipline HATE their children. Strong language, but when God speaks, we know it is true.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 50 Comments [9/9/2014 3:15:33 AM]
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Quote# 69251

Holidays are for atheists. It's "Merry Christmas" when you're talking to me or I'll punch you in the face.

sacto_northern_cal, Yahoo! Answers 98 Comments [12/30/2009 2:24:19 PM]
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Quote# 27422

What I meant was Jesus did not make women SPIRITUALLY equal to men, he did however give them rights they did not have before. He treated them with dignity.
I think you guys think "rule" over me is some sort of bad attidude or something. I am married to a wonderful and very good looking 'leader" of my home. Yes he rules over me, our home would not be biblical if he did not.
Just as its part of the curse that we have to hurt in childbirth, it is also part of the curse that our men rule over us.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Jesus did not violate this curse nor did he free us from it. We still hurt in childbirth, men still have to provide for us and we still need to be in subjections to our husbands.


GreenEyedLady, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/20/2007 7:02:34 PM]
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Quote# 69977

[Check out the irony in this one, from Rapture Ready]

I visited Haiti in 1984, and when I was there a missionary told us you couldn't understand the Haitian mindset without understanding voodoo. Someone who practices voodoo is always seeing signs everywhere--a world full of omens. I had no personal experience with voodoo while there except for 1 weird occurrence. I was in a store and a person there was visibly spooked by my blue eyes. (I guess that would fall into the omen thing).

booklover, RR 32 Comments [1/29/2010 10:11:42 PM]
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