Quote# 120403

[On deliberately infecting unsuspecting people with HIV]

Capital G, Imgur 11 Comments [7/10/2016 4:33:42 AM]
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Quote# 51145

A woman accused of adultery was stoned to death by Islamists in Somalia.

Asha Ibrahim Dhuhulow, 23, was buried up to her neck in front of hundreds of people Monday in a square in Kismayu and stones were hurled at her head. She was dragged out of the hole three times to see if she was dead.

Islamists said Dhuhulow wanted punishment under Sharia law.

"A woman in green veil and black mask was brought in a car as we waited to watch the merciless act of stoning," said Abdullahi Aden, who witnessed the execution. "We were told she submitted herself to be punished, yet we could see her screaming as she was forcefully bound, legs and hands."

When a relative and others surged forward to rescue her, guards opened fire and killed a child, witnesses said.

Islamic wackos, Faux News 48 Comments [10/30/2008 8:24:12 PM]
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Quote# 45852

(about the Black Sabbath song Iron Mang
i think if you listen to the lyrics and try to interperate them you would see that this song is about jesus. the wizard is also about jesus. i also believe that black sabbath is a christian end times band. black "the darkest" sabbath "holy day". you have to listen to the lyrics in all of their songs, but one example is the last verse of sabbath bloody sabbath (holy day bloody holy day).EVERY THING AROUND YOU WHAT'S IT COMING TO (refering to the decline of our morals as a society)GOD KNOWS I ASSURE GOD KNOWS GOD BLESSED ALL OF YOU (god sees the decline, god blessed us by sending us a savior) SABBATH BLODDY SABBATH NOTHING MORE TO DO (the day jesus died we were saved from our sin we don't have to do anything but ask jesus to forgive us)LIVING JUST FOR DYING DYING JUST FOR YOU (jesus was born to die on the cross, he died on the cross to pay for your sin). also,childeren of the grave talks about how we are the generation who will see the end. i've only talked about 4 songs. listen to the rest and maybe you will see the truth. i would just like to know what lies ozzy refers to in many of his songs examp."they tell you that your on your own...fill your head all full of lies"

andy, song facts 34 Comments [8/25/2008 11:13:03 PM]
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There are no words...

Trigger warning: Graphic depiction of rape

Quote# 139796

Note: this quote was originally presented on two separate pages. The first part is linked directly below; the second part is linked in the attribution.

I have a tinder date this Saturday night, and I want to rape her...

My girlfriend of 5 years recently broke up with me, and by recently I mean 4 days ago. I feel suicidal and feel like I have nothing to lose by doing this. I've always had fantasies of raping a woman, so I figured I might as well do it now. I have an exit plan if I get caught, and I wouldn't mind ending it if that happens. I've never done this in the past because I didn't want to ruin my life, but I just don't care anymore. I started using tinder for the sole purpose of finding a woman that I can act out my fantasies on.

I'm planning on getting her drunk and having her come back to my house. I'm about a foot taller than her, so holding her down should be no issue. I don't know if that's a good way to proceed. Any suggestions?


It’s been a week, and I wanted to update last Sunday, but I’ve been too afraid to say anything. This is really stupid, but I know I truly have nothing to lose at this point. I did it. She almost didn’t come back to my house at the end of the date, but I was able to convince her I had no ill intentions. I could tell she didn’t really want to, but did it out of politeness. She was pretty tipsy when it happened. We started fooling around on the couch, but she wasn’t looking to have sex. I kept going and pushing her boundaries. She kept telling me to slow down, and she was getting more annoyed. I could tell she wanted to leave and before she could get the chance, I got on top and pinned her and kept kissing on her neck. She was resisting and telling me to get off of her. I ignored her. I was thinking I should stop, but I felt like I had gone too far already, and I had wanted to do this for years.

It eventually turned into her begging me to stop which got me going like crazy... About a minute or two in she stopped resisting and just kept on sobbing. It felt too good for me to feel bad about what I was doing at the time, but after I finished I regretted it. I could really see what a mess she was emotionally. As soon as I got off of her, she rushed to get dressed and get her stuff and go. I didn’t want to let her leave since I was afraid of what she would do, so I stood between her and the door. She was crying and shaking and hyperventilating and was clearly really afraid of me. She wouldn’t let me near her, and I could see in her face how scared she was, so I just decided to back off and let her leave. I knew I was prepared to deal with the consequences, so I just accepted it. I could see her on her phone before she disappeared around the corner and was sure the police would be at my door that night. I had my gun and was absolutely ready to kill myself that night.

This past week I’ve been laying low. I haven’t been to work. I’ve barely left the house. There has been no contact on either side. She’s blocked me on everything. She hasn’t made any social media updates since that day, so I don’t know what she’s thinking or planning. I’m still ready to go though. I really have nothing to live for.

Anonymous, Voat 29 Comments [8/14/2018 4:32:34 AM]
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Quote# 20123

No no you have it all wrong chum. See, what actually happened is all the masculine, tough, motivated, and industrious Europeans left Europe to colonize N America, S America, and Australia, leaving behind all the effiminate atheistic sissies. Which is why I can bench press 3x as much as you weigh, and why my country could blow the crap out of yours without the loss of a single American life.

BTW, its Creation, not 'creationism.' Creation is not an ism, evolution is an ism. Evolutionism contains a complete and coherent belief system (albeit a tautological one) whereas the act of Creation is not specific to any belief system but is actually a method.

Anyways all harshness aside can you answer a serious question for me? Why is it that you people dont kill yourselves off? I cant understand, because when you think about your "atheism" logically, there really is no reason to live. You are going to die no matter what, and according to your religion when you die then only oblivion awaits, and nothing you do in life is going to make a difference because the universe is doomed anyways, and no one is going to remember you in a million years, or a thousand, or a hundred. Its all in vain and pointless, so you ought to rush on and meet the inevitable rather than waste away and wait around to die from old age and disease. I ask this because there is a slight chance your answer might be different from the next "atheist" although the chances that it wont be are pretty good since you all display a tendency to think alike.

jmsnooks, DeviantArt 88 Comments [2/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 109832

5. Unborn humans are just as intrinsically valuable as older humans (toddlers, teenagers, adults, etc.). Since the punishment for killing a toddler is the same as the punishment for killing an adult (and the punishment in some states, like my home state of California, for killing an unborn child against the mother’s will is the same as for killing adults), then I think the punishment should be the same. Life in prison or capital punishment, whatever the punishment is in the state for murder. (Whether or not capital punishment is a moral form of killing is a topic for another article. My stance on it is irrelevant for now, my point simply being that whatever the punishment for murdering someone outside the womb should be, the same punishment should be prescribed for murdering an unborn human.) The doctor should also lose his/her medical license.

Clinton Wilcox, Pro-Life Philosophy 19 Comments [6/20/2015 5:26:12 AM]
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Quote# 127550

That day, I alone was leading a war against all the Western European regimes. I had the guts to do it alone. I felt traumatized every second, while blood and brain matter was splattering. War is hell.

What is happening in Norway is an ethnic cleansing of my people. What happened was necessary, for people to open their eyes for what is happening in Norway and Europe. A person like me almost sacrificing his life for the cause is noble. There is nothing nobler than sacrificing oneself for your own people.

Anders Behring Breivik,  The Breivik Archive 10 Comments [5/27/2017 8:33:30 AM]
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Quote# 17674

[In a thread about making Muslims wear arm bands or tattoos identifying them as Muslims]

No need to make them wear tattoos or crescents, God already thought this one out and gave them easily recognizable middle-eastern features. Go God!

Avatar, Christian Forum 50 Comments [12/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126049

When your done with work do you rush to the television? do you watch a movie? is your life about your own vacations? Are you addicted to fishing and hunting? Must you pleasure yourself with drugs or masturbation? Does the fact that you call yourself a follower of Jesus and all you do is please yourself bother you? Is the fact that over 99% of the world is going to hell a reason that your time should be used on soul saving rather then enjoying yourself??

Chris LaSala, youtube 23 Comments [4/5/2017 1:07:43 PM]
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Quote# 116049

Intelligent people know there never was, or will be a Palestine because it never existed except in demented muslim minds.
Your people came from a variety of muslim countries surrounding Israel, Sumerian & Judea and they came because their own peoples considered them the dredges of their own societies.
There never was a Palestinian language, currency, post office,university, intelligensia, culture or traditions. All that came from surrounding Arab countries from which your so called people came.
So go back to where your families came 70 or 80 years ago, because you are not welcomed in the Jewish State of Israel.

Anonymous, Aish.com 17 Comments [1/14/2016 3:35:28 PM]
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Quote# 30748

Given all the gaps in fossil record and gaping holes in the dying theory of evolution, itself, I think it's pretty clear that scientists should start taking Creation Science a little more seriously.

If the government gave Creation Scientists as much money as they were giving to evolution scientists, the issue would be over and done with. Creation Scientists already have the answers, all they need is the funding to verify the Bible by doing the science. Further, I would add that evolution, if taught at all, should be taught as a religion.

Follower, Teens4Christ 32 Comments [11/2/2007 10:56:50 PM]
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Quote# 2366

We need to screen airline passengers and be alert and do searches when appropriate but it is overkill when a non-Arab person is not permitted to take one sewing needle aboard a long flight.

Katydid278, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 68587

Liberals lied about the Hart-Celler Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, which abolished the national quota system in favor of lotteries and family reunification. Hart, Celler, Ted Kennedy, and Hubert Humphery claimed that it would not alter the ethnic and racial makeup of this country. It has.

Many of these same liberals lied about the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 (Reagan signed that one, by the way) - they said it would once and for all end illegal immigration to this country by granting amnesty to the 3 million illegal aliens here at the time. There are now anywhere from 12 - 20 million illegal aliens (no one knows for certain).

Liberals told us that Affirmative Action would not lead to hiring quotas. It did.

Twenty years ago, homosexual activists themsleves laughed at the very idea that the gay rights movement would lead to gay marriage. Now, redifining marriage is their primary aim. Now they claim that redefining marriage to include gay marriage will not lead to legalization of polygamy. This is a transparent lie - hollywood is already trying to normalize polygamy, with shows like "Big Love", just like they started normalizing homosexuality with movies and TV shows thirty years ago.

Left-wing politics is built upon lying.

Mr. Anon, Moonbattery 16 Comments [12/15/2009 8:46:52 AM]
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Quote# 114799

Thoughts while shaving: "Impeach Obama NOW",.. should be the rallying cry of the entire nation! Another year of the Kenyan national, lifelong muslim could result in the total and complete decimation of the Constitution and Bill of Rights, the only documents standing between you and unimaginable tyranny emanating from all three corrupted branches of gov't in post-Christian, post-Constitutional (AmeriKa! Trump/Cruz 2016, if the Constitution and Bill of Rights is to survive illiterate masses using the ballot box to escape from freedom, Obama (foreign enemy within), demo_Rats and GOP RINO's! Period! End Report!

ramblindon, WND 20 Comments [11/27/2015 5:25:04 AM]
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Quote# 3865

Homosexuality is definitely immortal, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. [Emphasis added]

Brother Christman, Christian Forums 12 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 137219

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Trump’s Border Wall Could Pay for Itself by Cutting Welfare to Illegal Immigrants"

With President Donald Trump set to visit San Diego on Tuesday to inspect the eight border wall prototypes that have been built, a new study has found that the controversial barrier could cover its own cost.
According to the Center for Immigration Studies, the $18 billion wall will pay for itself by curbing the importation of crime, drugs and illegal immigrants who tend to go on the federal dole.

Hispanics make up less than a quarter of all welfare recipients in the US. This sounds like an excuse to pull funding from social programs.
Total welfare cost: $158.2 billion
Military: $886 billion

Lady Checkmate:
Hi Worriedforthefuture. Please stop race-baiting. We're discussing illegal aliens AND "Trump’s Border Wall Could Pay for Itself by Cutting Welfare to Illegal Immigrants", not "Hispanics" AND fyi, illegal aliens come in ALL races and ethnicities (not just one). Again, Please stop race-baiting.
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Lady Checkmate, Disqus - News Network 7 Comments [3/19/2018 5:56:52 PM]
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Quote# 102649

Julie Atwood was standing at her son's casket when the phone rang. The church where her son's funeral was scheduled to be held the next day decided to abruptly cancel the service, after the pastor learned the deceased was gay and his obituary listed a surviving "husband."

Atwood said she was told it would be "blasphemous" to hold the services at the church because her son, Julion Evans, 42, was gay.

"It was devastating," she said. "I did feel like he was being denied the dignity of death."

Evans' husband, Kendall Capers, says the pair were partners for 17 years and married last year in Maryland. Evans died at home after a 4-year battle with a rare illness called Amyloidosis, which destroys organs in the body.

He says the obituary named him as "husband," and that their marriage was no secret.

"Everyone who knew us knew about our relationship," he said. "We didn't keep secrets."

The family asked for Evans' funeral to be held at New Hope Missionary Baptist Church in Tampa.

Atwood, Evans' mother, says she was baptized at the church as a child and several of her family members still attend. Atwood's current pastor agreed to preach the funeral, but they needed a large church, like New Hope, to accommodate hundreds of mourners from across the country. New Hope agreed and the service was scheduled for July 26.

But when the obituary published in the local newspaper, everything changed.

T.W. Jenkins, pastor at New Hope says was not aware of that Evans had a husband or was gay until members of his congregation saw the obit and called to complain. They did not think it was right to have the funeral at their church.

Jenkins said his church preaches against gay marriage.

"Based on our preaching of the scripture, we would have been in error to allow the service in our church," Jenkins said. "I'm not trying to condemn anyone's lifestyle, but at the same time, I am a man of God, and I have to stand up for my principles."

T.W Jenkins of New Hope Missionary Baptist Church, WFLA-TV 22 Comments [8/12/2014 3:07:54 AM]
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Quote# 118773

A Missouri Republican called pregnancy that results from rape a “silver lining,” according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

State Rep. Tila Hubrecht was speaking in favor of a potential ballot measure that, if approved by voters, would grant unborn fetuses the same constitutional rights as American citizens.

“It is not up to us to say ‘no just because there was a rape, they cannot exist,’” Hubrecht said, during debate on the matter. “Sometimes bad things happen — horrible things, but sometimes God can give us a silver lining through the birth of a child.”

The measure would amend the state constitution by asking voters to “protect pregnant women and unborn children by recognizing that an unborn child is a person with a right to life which cannot be deprived by state or private action without due process and equal protection of law.”

Opponents say the results could be banning abortion in cases of rape or when the life of the mother is in jeopardy, and could also include outlawing of contraception.

Hubrecht also said she had complications during the birth of one of her children and had made the doctor promise to save the baby’s life even if it meant she would lose her own.

“When God gives life, he does so because there’s a reason, no matter what,” she said. “I’ve met and talked with the different people who have been conceived by rape. There is a reason for their life.”

Rep. Tila Hubrecht, Raw Story 23 Comments [5/6/2016 3:12:15 AM]
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Quote# 42746

Theists, does it surprise any of you that most atheists are upstanding members of society?

That we DO NOT worship the devil, eat our young, get pregnant just to have abortions, or kill for fun?

Based on some of the questions lately, I think that some of you actually think most of us do that stuff all the time.

Answer : I would like to see some facts and proof of your statement.

stullerrl, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [7/13/2008 1:13:07 AM]
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Quote# 71130

"Are... are you now disputing the existance of DNA???"

Yes. DNA can never be proven. Evolutionists are obsessed with it because they always say ''chimps share 97% DNA with modern man'' etc. That's great, however you would then need to prove DNA is real.

Asycthian, Christian Forums 122 Comments [2/25/2010 1:03:44 AM]
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