Quote# 25706

How can we tell when epilepsy, or the symptoms of epilepsy are as a result of a real medical reason or from a demonic influence as stated in the Bible?

Kevin, Faith Forum 34 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 30155

[about his Judgement Day fantasy]
No, I will actually be standing on the right hand of God, and watching you. I doubt you will be able to even speak, let alone flip him off. But wow, what a chance for God to poor out his wrath if you do.

BigChrisfilm, FSTDT.com 36 Comments [10/18/2007 10:20:57 PM]
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Quote# 29248

[Quoted Post: "I am athiest that is crap. "virgins can't get pregnant". I lol at you for this one. if virgins can't get pregnant then there would be no humans on earth. and a world wide flood? polar icecaps melt and the only thing left above water is the peak of mount everest or something."]

see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels .in one family in peru the girls who were meant to be boys dropped their male organs about 10-12 because they have a faulty gene .that usually is in early stages of pregnancy

but what i am talking about is supernatural event when god cause mary's sperm to impregnate her

you see there is a phrophecy that the seed [sperm] of the woman would chrush the head of the serpant [satan]. that seed would be the christ. you have to remember who you are dealing with here.it wouldnt be that hard for god to do.funny after all this time with all the sinical remarks science makes the possibility fathomable. just last year House the tv show did 2-3 shows on this .
how did a preacher preach on the verse that the angel would make it so all the world could see for three straight days the bodys of the two witnesses killed by anti christ before they arose. well satalites and cnn will cover that all three days when those pains are killed. how would a back woods preacher teach that in 1810. why would any one believe that.you'de have to be an idiot lol

when you are dealing with kohono you need to adjust your reality
when its heaven you might concider alot of leiway concidering the power source

Man With Fox, Naruto Forums 57 Comments [9/24/2007 6:43:23 AM]
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Quote# 100477

Saudi Arabia’s new terrorism law and a series of related royal decrees create a legal framework that appears to criminalize virtually all dissident thought or expression as terrorism. The sweeping provisions in the measures, all issued since January 2014, threaten to close down altogether Saudi Arabia’s already extremely restricted space for free expression.


The interior ministry regulations include other sweeping provisions that authorities can use to criminalize virtually any expression or association critical of the government and its understanding of Islam. These “terrorism” provisions include the following:

Article 1: “Calling for atheist thought in any form, or calling into question the fundamentals of the Islamic religion on which this country is based.”

Article 2: “Anyone who throws away their loyalty to the country’s rulers, or who swears allegiance to any party, organization, current [of thought], group, or individual inside or outside [the kingdom].”

Article 4: “Anyone who aids [“terrorist”] organizations, groups, currents [of thought], associations, or parties, or demonstrates affiliation with them, or sympathy with them, or promotes them, or holds meetings under their umbrella, either inside or outside the kingdom; this includes participation in audio, written, or visual media; social media in its audio, written, or visual forms; internet websites; or circulating their contents in any form, or using slogans of these groups and currents [of thought], or any symbols which point to support or sympathy with them.”

Article 6: “Contact or correspondence with any groups, currents [of thought], or individuals hostile to the kingdom.”

Article 8: “Seeking to shake the social fabric or national cohesion, or calling, participating, promoting, or inciting sit-ins, protests, meetings, or group statements in any form, or anyone who harms the unity or stability of the kingdom by any means.”

Article 9: “Attending conferences, seminars, or meetings inside or outside [the kingdom] targeting the security of society, or sowing discord in society.”

Saudi Arabian lawmakers, Human Rights Watch 31 Comments [4/11/2014 3:34:58 AM]
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Quote# 103120

Jesus called the two disciples on the road to Emmaus “fools” for being slow to believe the Scriptures. Apple computer founder, Steve Jobs, was at best religiously complicated and confused. He rejected Christianity outright and was a follower of the false religion of Zen Buddhism. Effectively, Jobs was an atheist because he rejected Christ as God. I mean, whether you believe in God or believe in a false god, effectively it's the same thing, because either way you've rejected the one true God of Israel.

All Muslims are atheists. Why? It's because Islam teaches that their god, Allah, has no son, so he couldn't have died on the cross for anyone's sins. In sharp contrast, Biblical Christianity is based upon the truth that God sent His only begotten (biological) Son into the world to die on the cross in our place (John 3:16-17), to pay our debt of sin (2nd Corinthians 5:21), so we could escape eternal damnation in the fires of Hell (Romans 5:9). Thank you Lord Jesus!!! Anyone who denies Jesus' deity (that He is almighty God Who came in the flesh, John 1:1-3,14; John 10:33) is an atheist.


It makes me sad to think that anyone is in Hell, burning in fire, but that is what the holy Bible teaches. Unless your name is written in the Lamb's Book of Life, you will be cast into the Lake of Fire. Revelation 20:15, “And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.”

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious.org 22 Comments [9/3/2014 3:19:17 AM]
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Quote# 104942

For anyone who has been living under a rock the past few decades; "misandry" is a derogatory word used against women who do not pay deference to male people that society thinks they should. The word was used against Andrea Dworkin in character assassination for writing about the complexities of heterosexuality outside of the boundaries set by men - and without apologizing for it. They labeled her a man hater, a misandrist. They labeled her "sex negative" without ever bothering to read or understand the points she was trying to make (just like some of my own critics). "Misandrist" is the go-to word for antifeminists, misogynists, MRAs, or anyone else who can find no other response to a woman's opinion other than slapping a label on her in an attempt to shame her for showing the slightest bit of personal resolve to be treated like a human being and not a piece of meat.

"Misandrist" is a word very much like the B-word, the C-word, the W-word, the S-word, and other female-specific derogatory terms that are meant to remind a female person of exactly what her place in society is (under a man). "Misandrist," though, is a word that implies political legitimacy to the idea that female people are obligated to positive emotional investment in male people as a whole; and anything outside of that is the exact opposite or "hating men." This loyalty-oath approach is designed to keep women from analyzing and communicating about the power imbalance between the sexes, and how it presents itself on an institutional level.

lagertha, Daily Kos 65 Comments [11/28/2014 6:04:17 AM]
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Quote# 133783

I believe the ends justify the means. Now you may not agree with that, but we probably can agree that it is at least a reasonable thing to believe. Also vegans are not pacifists. Some may be, but many are not.

What (ethical) vegans have in common is the desire to minimize harm to sentient beings. And again I think it is reasonable to believe that the harm caused to some few people by burning down their farm or lab is smaller than the harm that would have been caused to the many animals in those faculties.

jan_path, r/ARActivism 3 Comments [11/3/2017 1:09:15 PM]
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Quote# 182

Besides, our model is the early christians, they had a great old time burning books. I think one time they counted they cost of the books as well. Lets have thousands of good old book burnings. Bring the marshmallows!

dad, Christian Forums 23 Comments [7/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 133713

How disgusting. They need to make all porn illegal. Probably shutting down the internet would benefit everyone also especially with everyone's records online.

Maybe they should promote righteous values and learning about our righteous God. It's not rocket science but you'll hear most of the male population complaining about their "right" to view evil shit whenever restricting porn.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 18 Comments [11/2/2017 12:31:45 AM]
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Quote# 5625

i[t']s basically saying that to give gays the same benefits and status as heterosexual marriages is tantamount to giving something of what you earned to another who didn't rightfully earn it.

donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 131074

[From "Self-Defense Be Damned: Hero Of The Resistance Christopher Cantwell Hit With Trumped Up Charges In Virginia"]

If your actions in defense of your heritage and blood get on the wrong side of the (((powers that be))), the odds of you facing ridiculous kangaroo court-style criminal prosecution will rise exponentially.

For example, many of you may remember the story of Michael Weaver, who was essentially gulaged (that’s now a word) for defending himself against a duo of criminal Negroes dead-set on looting his car for shiny objects.

Like, I had heard the details before, but to hear them again face-to-face just a little while ago made me actually cringe at how deceitful and cruel our Jew-dominated Justice System can be in certain situations.

Now it looks like they’re gunning for /ourguy/ Christopher Cantwell, and the parallels with Weaver’s case are so many that we should all honestly pray that Divine Providence steps in to provide a legal defense worthy of legendary song.

A white supremacist from Keene, N.H., who was prominently featured in a recent Vice News documentary about the violence in Charlottesville, is wanted for arrest on charges in Virginia, according to authorities.

Christopher Cantwell, who is seen in the documentary denouncing Jews and declaring, “a lot more people are gonna die before we’re done here,” has two outstanding warrants stemming from the rally where a counterprotester was killed last weekend.

Officials from the Virginia Commonwealth Attorney’s Office said Thursday that Cantwell is wanted for illegal use of gases, and injury by caustic agent or explosive. Both are felony charges, officials said.

In a blog post apparently authored by Cantwell on Thursday, on ChristopherCantwell.com, the Keene resident references his participation in the Charlottesville protests.

“Depending on who you listen to, I’m either a hero, a terrorist, or a crybaby, which should tell you something about the reliability of the media,” the post said. “In reality, I’m just a guy who wants to save his country from communism, and is often quite terrified at how much resistance he meets in doing so.”

I’ve seen a lot of ridiculous cases in my time here on Earth, but this one is honestly one that shouldn’t even make it through the arraignment phase.

During the torchlight rally last Friday night, I ended up roughly a few dozen feet at most from where this alleged incident took place, and I would be glad to testify under oath in front of a judge that all of Cantwell’s actions were in pure self-defense.

Antifa terrorists had locked hands around the statue of Thomas Jefferson at the University of Virginia, and were using their positions to aggressively lunge at our activists in ways that led to more than a couple of injuries thanks to sucker-punches and liberal (pun intended) use of chemical agents.

Our people acted with restraint and prudence during these tense moments, and video footage from the scene would corroborate this statement beyond a shadow of a doubt.

No joking, sarcasm, or shit-posting here, Brothers, for to see such insanity brought forward makes me almost tear-up with rage.

Marcus Cicero and Christopher Cantwell, Occidental Dissent 7 Comments [8/29/2017 10:23:23 AM]
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Quote# 2761

The bible is full of evidence that God is the answer for the things that concern the mind & heart. There is however no evidence that there are other options. God is sufficient, and we have become a people who have been greatly deceived into trusting science in areas that are wholly worthy of God's provision [like psychiatry].

Sozo, Theology Web 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4203

I believe we need to get rid of the ACLU... Think about it. The ACLU IS the DICTATORSHIP of the United States of America. It's time to take them down!

ddlewis86, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11157

How can a homosexual (male) designer in the fashion industy tell a Heterosexual Male, what is sexy attire on HIS Hetersexual Counterpart, the Woman???

You think, a Strapless Gown is desirable, in the eyes of the Heterosexual Male, even though a Homosexual most likely designed it . . . and FWIW, a homosexual female most likely, modeled it . . .

IF you are a TRUE CHRISTIAN, I suggest you seek out a Heterosexual Male and ask him for his opinion . . . Don't let an admitted degenerate/ doomed to hell, practicing (in-your-face with their sin) sinner tell you HOW to dress in todays' world . . .

MAYBE, one day in the future, MORE Heterosexuals will get into the Fashion World and TURN things around and WE won't have to choose between two evils, such as, the immodoesty of a strapless dress vs the immodesty of revealing cleavage!!

A homosexual does not KNOW what "turns-on" a Heterosexual Male, when he sees a REAL WOMAN dressed in something . . .

HolyGuardianAngels, Christian Forums 31 Comments [4/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 33580

A poll conducted last year showed that two-thirds of Americans believe in creationism, or the theory that God created humans at a single point in time, while 53 percent believe that humans developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life -- the theory of evolution.

sub-driver, Free Republic 94 Comments [1/15/2008 2:46:40 AM]
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Quote# 32703

"As World War 3 breaks out in the spring with Russia siding with Iran when we bomb there nuclear plants it will become painfully clear how this country has lost the favor and grace of God due to all this hate."

GayDiamond, YouTube - INFO THE DARKSIDE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO HAVE 24 Comments [12/22/2007 6:24:22 AM]
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Quote# 60540

[On the FSM]

first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.

HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.

Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!

I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.


sfg, Chruch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 130 Comments [3/14/2009 10:53:54 AM]
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Quote# 128014

Until last evening I had never heard of Ariana Grande.
A few minutes on the internet this morning identified her as a promoter of sexual libertinism, pornography, obscenity, profanity, feminism, and the LGBTQ agenda. Yet for all of this, it seems that parents have no qualms about sending their pre-teen and teen girls to listen and watch this loathsome individual.

What kind of parent permits their child to listen to this woman's so-called "songs"? To attend her "concerts"? Objectively, a very evil parent.

A brief extra minute searching the internet identified a Scott Samuel "Scooter" Braun as her manager. This vile man is nothing but a huckster and promoter of pornographic filth. A review of the types of show Grande stages, are what might be called "slutfests" and the promotion of homosexuality. The promotion of sexual libertinism and perversion is not the type of concert a good parent takes their child to.

A further review of a few Grande "songs" show them replete with graphic, street slang referring to sexual acts, as well as the usual four letter words. Apparently, such evil did not concern the parents who permit mere children to listen and attend Grande shows. What kind of parent allows a young child to be exposed to the pornographic filth, profanity-laced, sexual debauchery of "Side to Side", or "Bad Decisions"?

I cannot but be puzzled how parents who seemingly are so distressed about the killing of their children, but remained utterly unconcerned that their children were slowly being spiritually poisoned. Tragic as the murder of the human person is, a far greater tragedy is their eternal destiny. To murder the body as evil as it is, is not as evil as murdering the soul.

It cannot be denied. Had parents showed vigilance and spiritual concern for their daughters, these children would be alive today. Sin breeds sin.

It is interesting that the Islamist mass murderer, the apostate Catholic Grande, and her Talmudic Jewish Manager have one thing in common: a hatred of Jesus Christ.

Barona, Toronto Catholic Witness 12 Comments [6/11/2017 7:13:54 AM]
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Quote# 127304

Gays and lesbians are one of the most influential, best-connected, best-funded, and best-organized interest groups in modern politics, and have attained more legislative victories, political power, and popular favor in less time than virtually any other group in American history. Scary huh? Just remember that God is still upon His throne and the wicked have already been defeated, they just don't know it yet. Everyone must return to the dust of the earth, and THEN THE JUDGMENT (Hebrews 9:27).

Perverts like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Katy Perry are pushing today's youth into the homosexual lifestyle. ABC's lesbian “modern family” and Walt Disney's teen programming are all pushing the homosexual agenda. God only knows the persecution and prosecution around the corner for God-fearing, faithful, sin-hating, Christ-honoring, believers in the United States. YOU ARE THE ENEMY CHRISTIANS! Most believers are eerily silent right now, because the homosexuals aren't fighting against us yet. You just wait! Once they gain solid control, you're going to see persecution of God-fearing Christians like never before in our nation.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 23 Comments [5/19/2017 11:33:55 AM]
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Quote# 1313

I can definitely see this happening:
--Satan tried (and is trying, albeit not worldwide...yet) persecution of the church, and the church only grew.
--Satan tried mixing Babylonian mysticism (sp?) and paganism with Christianity when Constantine converted. It worked for twelve centuries, until the Reformation.
--Satan is trying rationalism, atheism, communism, cynicism, Islam, etc., to minimize the effect of the church in modern society (letting "wise men scoff"). It's been working for the past half century.
--Satan is reviving his mixing of Christianity with other stuff, only infiltrating it now with ecunumicalism and New Age stuff (Mary-worshipers, National Council of Churches, Universalism, even Benny Hinn, etc.). So far, it's been working for the past half century.
--Now, it would appear as though Satan is physically infiltrating churches with Satanists and New Agers, with the attempt to bring us down financially. Make them appear like they're Christians, then do a scandal, get 'em in trouble, and mess up the entire Body.

I definitely pray that Christians will be able to discern the sheep from the wolves.

chris_h, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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