Quote# 124256

Make War Not Love

Obama would rather put the U.S. on the Brink of war with Russia than accept responsibility for their election loss. Cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2017.

More A.F. Branco Cartoons at Net Right Daily.

A.F. Branco, Comically Incorrect 29 Comments [2/5/2017 2:30:17 PM]
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Quote# 84430

Bill Keller, the world's leading Internet Evangelist and the founder of LivePrayer.com, with over 2.4 million subscribers worldwide reading the daily devotional he has written every morning for 12 years on the issues of the day from a Biblcial [sic] worldview, is calling out Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddow, Ellen DeGeneres, the media, and gutless pastors for the suicide of a Canadian teen who claimed to be "gay."

Last Friday, a 15-year-old Ottawa boy Jamie Hubley, committed suicide after documenting his hardships of being "gay." Liveprayer's Bill Keller said that while the media wants to demonize anyone who dares call this CHOICE of sexual activity what God calls it in the Bible, a sin, it is those in the media who glamorize and promote this choice as normal and acceptable, along with gutless pastors too afraid to speak out against this sin, along with faux churches that glorify this deviant, unnatural, and unhealthy choice of sexual activity, who are most responsible for Hubley's death.

Keller stated, "Sadly we deal with the loved ones of those who commit suicide every day. Suicide is a desperate and selfish act that is ultimately the sole responsibility of the person who made the choice to end their life. Everyone who commits suicide has reasons that led them to make such a horrible decision. The fact is, suicide is exponentially higher amongst those who choose the homosexual lifestyle, and while those in the media want to blame people like myself who take a Biblical stand on this issue, the fact is, they are the ones most responsible!"

Keller goes on, "A 15-year-old has no real understanding of sexuality, and most are still trying to figure out life and how they fit in. It is the homosexual community and media who promote this lifestyle to society, forcing it to validate legally and ethically this choice of sexual behavior and relationships to our children as normal, even desirable behavior!" He adds, "The Bible says in the last days the truth will become a lie, and the lie the truth."

Over the past 20 years, Liveprayer has helped thousands of men and women make the choice to turn from the sin of homosexuality. Keller says, "Homosexuality is a bondage like alcohol, drugs, gambling, or anything else people get addicted to. The great lie the homosexual community has successfully sold is that people are 'born gay.' There is absolutely ZERO legitimate studies to support this claim. People are born with black skin or white skin, with blue eyes or green eyes, taking off your pants to have sex is a CHOICE!"

Keller concluded, "It is the God in the Bible, not Bill Keller, that calls homosexuality a sin. It is sad to see children, those who don't even know what sex is, being brainwashed by our modern society that engaging in sex with a person of the same sex is a wonderful thing. God created sex between a man and a woman in the bonds of marriage. All sex outside of God's plan is not only a sin, but destructive. We are fortunate to see God's grace daily working in the lives of men and women who have been in bondage to the lie of homosexuality, as they find freedom, true joy, and true peace, living as God created us."

Bill Keller, Christian Newswire 59 Comments [10/22/2011 8:03:38 AM]
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Quote# 45716

Why is it that the atheist are here?

on this group site and when they answer you can tell they are seeking God their creator yet they are not speaking in love because their answers are always just so mean and at times nasty yet the Christian who are here on this group are always so willing to give good answers and they do it in love. Being an atheist does that religion require you to be ugly?

Jesus freak, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [8/24/2008 2:59:21 AM]
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Quote# 49247

i am a black man. therefore, i am your god. you are a black woman, so we own you. the bible is not to be questioned. now, can you please go away, woman. you keep responding to every comment i write. learn in silence. a woman learns best when the mouth is shut.

YAHAMAS12, YouTube 46 Comments [10/10/2008 7:22:08 AM]
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Quote# 121776

Moving on with the science behind Jesus Christ’ electric/spiritual universe…we should now know that in the beginning, represented here by the righteous ‘word’ of Almighty God…we now have the entire universe responding to some powerful shock-waves created by the very first radio signals, amplifying outwards, the product of the collision force of two, dense cores, themselves the centres of two dynamic clouds of indestructible dynamic energy, of which there were already trillions that had been drifting around the great void of space for all eternity.

The consequences of this, was, that all of these mass-less clouds were hurtling outward at the speed of the expanding universe and all spinning up into terrible hurricane storms. Some clouds crashed into other clouds creating a galaxy with a slightly different footprint but the norm would lead to spiral-galaxies with a massive black-hole at their centre…representing the surviving remnant of the power-house that created all the stars that were to be processed by it.

Something very strange was taking place because lying on top of that static pre-big-bang dimension of the universe was now a high-speed dimension and laws that had never existed previously were about to be born.

NicholasMark, Religion and Ethics 17 Comments [9/27/2016 8:44:21 AM]
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Quote# 129300

[From "You Gotta See This Movie!"]

This Friday, February 21, 2003, a blockbuster movie produced by Ron Maxwell will debut in theaters across America. It is titled Gods And Generals, and it is one movie you must go see!

Gods And Generals is the second of a movie trilogy by Maxwell about the War Between the States. Gettysburg was the first, and there is yet one more in the works.

Gods And Generals could be the most influential and powerful movie to be released since Braveheart. It has the potential to change the hearts, minds, and attitudes of millions of people who disdain the Old Confederacy, who misunderstand Southern slavery, and who hold Christianity in contempt.

The film portrays the life and battlefield campaigns of Lt. General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson. Any truthful depiction of General Jackson must include his deep Christian convictions. This movie captures those convictions in great detail. In fact, Christianity permeates this movie.


I encourage all my readers to take advantage of this opportunity to watch a rare, rich, and truly remarkable film. Go see Gods And Generals!

Chuck Baldwin, Chuck Baldwin Live 16 Comments [7/18/2017 9:27:19 AM]
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Quote# 124472

On Tuesday, conservative pastor Lance Wallnau appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show” to discuss President Trump’s inauguration and the Women’s March on Washington.

Wallnau said he knows the real reason that millions of people marched against the new president the day after the inauguration: Upon taking office, Trump evicted an evil spirit of witchcraft from the White House, causing that demonic spirit to go out into the general population.

“What I believe is happening is there was a deliverance of the nation from the spirit of witchcraft in the Oval Office,” he said. “The spirit of witchcraft was in the Oval Office, it was about to intensify to a higher level demon principality, and God came along with a wrecking ball [Trump] and shocked everyone, the church cried out for mercy and bam—God knocked that spirit out, and what you’re looking at is the manifestation of an enraged demon through the spirit.”

If Trump had lost the election, Bakker said, America would have seen “a destruction, a total end of the church.”

Lance Wallnau, right wing watch 19 Comments [2/13/2017 10:49:59 AM]
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Quote# 118160

"The Nuremberg trials were based on a set of laws drafted specifically to prosecute war crimes committed during WW2. Abortion doesn't fall under the current definition of crimes"

And neither did Jew gassing. Are you really this obtuse? That is the point of my original post.

"so any new legislation you make up for it will be US based only"

False presumption.

A. Who says that the international community will not come to their senses regarding abortion?
B. It can be a country-by-country case.
C. That's fine if it IS just US-based. Thousands of abortionists, clinic workers, and deathscorts will go to jail for what any rational person, having watched an abortion video, must conclude is a crime against humanity, based on science alone, which you conveniently seem to ignore.

"You outright said that you are collecting evidence to be used in a criminal trial prosecuting providers, escorts"

And so are the deathscorts. What is your point? That is neither blackmail nor violence. I am beginning to think that you, or someone you know, works in the abortion industry. If so, I refer you to the original post websites for help getting out and getting help.

"based on laws that do not yet exist"

Just like Nuremberg. Once again, you show that YOU believe the "nazis" were the ones prosecuting the Nazis. Good luck with that "moral" code!

"Seems like you want those people dead pretty badly"

That, Sir, is libel. Would you like to walk that back, or would you like to give me the name and number for your local authorities? I have screenshot your comment.

"Brown shirt for the ones threatening women and their doctors with violence and murder."

Again, if you are projecting your insanity onto me, I suggest you are going too far. No rational person would read that into my post. If you are saying that bringing those individuals who commit crimes against humanity to justice are the brown shirts committing violence and murder, then you are not only off your meds but you just implicated the entire international community at Nuremberg.

WorldGoneCrazy, Live Action News 13 Comments [4/15/2016 3:30:28 AM]
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Quote# 110145

Well, he achieved his goal today. We only have to look at the empires of Greece and the Romans to see what happens to nations who view homosexuality as an acceptable, "normal" practice - they collapse. I've always wondered how God could not have mentioned a nation as great as the U.S. in bible prophecy. I believe, brothers and sisters, this is why. I also believe there are going to be grave consequences for this country because of this decision. And even graver consequences for God's church should Jesus tarry. Someone else mentioned that this isn't the end for those who practice the perversion of homosexuality because what they want is to rid this country - and the world - of those who disagree with them and refuse to accept them as normal. They want the Word of God that calls their perversion an abomination to God silenced. But, God being God, that's never going to happen no matter what these deceived, evil wicked people do. The U.S. has served its purpose to help birth the nation of Israel, that job is now done, which is also probably why we have the most anti-Israel POTUS in our history. Frankly, I don't look for that relationship to improve under the next liberal lunatic that's going to be elected - Clinton or Bush. Like I posted in another thread, it's time to turn the lights off and shut down the building because the fat lady has sung. It's way past time for us to go Home.

TimeWarpWife, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [6/28/2015 3:39:29 AM]
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Quote# 106498

[Talking about upcoming marriage and how if marriage is not between a man and woman and a contract with God he will be doing it wrong and sinning against both his fiance and himself]

If marriage is what Stan Mitchell now says it is, then no matter how fun our honeymoon is or how few arguments we have or how old we grow together, Emily and I will not truly understand what this “profound mystery” really is about. We will be doing marriage wrong, sinning against each other through ignorance of ourselves and of our union. If you believe marriage is sacred at all, whether between men and women or people of the same sex, you also believe that misunderstanding marriage carries unavoidable consequences. It is always serious to misjudge the holy.

It matters for my marriage that I understand correctly what marriage is. That’s why I can scarcely imagine how frustrated I would be to be a member of Gracepointe Church right now. If pastor Mitchell has been convinced from the biblical text that marriage has no transcendent meaning that infuses purpose into the one-flesh union of man and wife, I need to know that. I need to hear the reasons why marriage is not what the church has unanimously through history said it is. I need to know not just for my theological curiosity but for the sake of my own marriage! That’s why it grieves me to hear pastor Mitchell talk about “Selma” and “history” and “memoirs.” That’s not what Emily and I need. We don’t need reasons history books will love us if we affirm same-sex marriage. We need to know what marriage is so we can do it.

Pastor Mitchell’s evasiveness reminds me of a popular riposte from same-sex marriage advocates: “Same-sex marriage doesn’t affect you; if you don’t like gay marriage, don’t get married to a man!” From a secular worldview, this objection misses the point but there’s nothing really wrong with its basic assumptions. For the Christian, however, sentiments like that betray the belief that marriage–whether heterosexual, homosexual or otherwise–is really just common, base, and no more relevant to your life than your choice of soda or ice cream. That’s not an option for those who believe marriage is from God.

Samuel James, Samuel's Notebook 24 Comments [2/19/2015 4:07:35 AM]
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Quote# 129854

The Flood Science Review

In Jesus’ Name Productions believes a blockbuster level movie about the Biblical Flood has enormous potential. We believe The Flood movie could have historic impact throughout the world, if the science upon which it is based can be sufficiently defended. It could even represent a significant challenge to the validity of the theory of Evolution, and the history of mankind and our planet.

Hence, we initiated this historic Flood Science Review to determine the current maturity of our Creation Community’s Flood models. We praise God that the goal of a blockbuster movie about the Flood was sufficient motivation to accomplish something which had never been done before, to bring together the leading Creation authors for their models to be reviewed by a panel of independent highly qualified scientists.

After two plus years and a significant amount of work by IJNP, our Authors and Panelists, our Flood Science Review has now been completed. We believe this is a major milestone not only for our ministry and the potential movie, but for the whole Creation Science movement. Read through the Quotes to see what those involved in the Review have said.

The entire Review has been published as an eBook. The Flood Science Review eBook is a 1,645 page PDF document that has been linked throughout to ease navigation. It contains every exchange between our Authors and Panelists and between our Authors and each other. We believe this eBook gives a very accurate view into the strengths and weaknesses of our current Flood models. Additionally, it helps set direction for where the Creation Community may need to go to reach the goal of a truly mature and defensible Flood model.

In Jesus' Name Productions, In Jesus' Name Productions 5 Comments [7/28/2017 7:41:34 AM]
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Quote# 3894

It is possible that Darwin was Christian; after all, the Christian faith was much more accepted at the time. He probably went to church with his parents. It's too bad he became 'educated'.

Happiness32, Christianity.com Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 30326

[On Dumbledore being revealed as gay.]

I suppose Rowling thought she knew best, and since it is often impossible to teach an old dog new tricks, why not work on their children. What's that term for people who think they know what's best for others, who are controlling, and seek to impose their ideas on others either overtly through force or by more subtle manipulation and subversion? Oh Yeah: fascist.

dvdmsr, RedState.com 39 Comments [10/23/2007 5:45:03 AM]
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Quote# 56870

(UN headquarters in Gaza hit by Israeli 'white phosphorus' shells):

"Originally Posted by Tall Timbers
The UN was supplying food, fuel, and shelter to the enemy. I think that makes it a legitimate wartime target."

<img src="http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/agree.gif">
I wish someone would bomb the UN H.Q. over here.

EndIsNear, RaptureReady 57 Comments [1/22/2009 4:41:20 PM]
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Quote# 125470

Leftists hate and fear Russia because Russians are God-fearing, upright people who don't tolerate poz.

The Devil always fears the righteous.

Even if President Trump had lost, they'd still be agitating for war with Russia because they despise everything good in the world.

Matt Forney, Gab 24 Comments [3/17/2017 7:36:26 AM]
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Quote# 93944

[on the problem of gays having sex "in wedlock"]

Sure it would be a problem, since even gays admit that most are far from monogamous and the tax payers are then on the hook for all the special diseases they get from their open sexuality.

Then we would also have to support the polygamists, etc.. to ensure they can marry those they 'love' so that the non consenting adults are stick helping to pay for them all and their many children.

Think taxes are out of control now? just wait.

Angel4Truth, TheologyOnline 39 Comments [4/25/2013 3:23:30 AM]
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Quote# 57225

Prove there is not a God. Hey, we win. You can't prove there is not a God, because there is one.

NCN, city-data.com 85 Comments [1/28/2009 3:35:05 PM]
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Quote# 23561

Of course you are happy being a catholic now, because as a catholic you can do pretty much whatever you want and just confess it to the preist and everything is OK. However, you will "NOT" be happy being a catholic once you die and have never been saved. In fact, you will regret for all eternity that you were a catholic, because their religion will lead you straight to hell. I do not say that out of a mean spirit at all, I am simply stating the truth.

Marksman, Teens-4-Christ 46 Comments [4/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 64701

Is this cloned meat being sold in the supermarkets yet? Just the thought of it is sickening. :puking smiley: Genetically enginenered fruits and vegatables :ohno: Lord iam Cpraying smiley:ing would you please send me some manna from Heaven.I would much rather eat angels food than this junk that man is trying to create.

laney, RR 81 Comments [8/10/2009 7:44:34 AM]
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Quote# 87468

I've heard one to the effect that the earth is going to suddenly emit some massive electrical type of energy that will immediately disintigrate anyone who's molecules are particularly sensitive to the electrical field. For some reason, this will include only Christians and children.

I've also heard that the earth itself is going to become so disgusted with Christians, that it will generate, on it's own, an anti-gravity field that will cause all Christians to be sent into outerspace, to our doom.

My own personal opinion is that scientists will turn on the Hadron Collider at the same moment as the rapture, allowing 'scientists', politicians and Jesse and Al to blame the Hadron Collider for the sudden disappearance of millions of people. No one knows what will happen when it's turned on and it's just a thought that's gone through my mind for a while.

Lord willing, we'll hang around in the air for a few minutes so people can look up and see that we're with our Lord, without fear and rejoicing in His presence. That way some will accept the obvious, that it's the real rapture prophecied of by Paul in the first century Anno Domini. The majority would no doubt refuse to believe the evidence of their eyes.

Verisimilitude, Rapture Ready 84 Comments [5/21/2012 8:23:01 AM]
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