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Quote# 30717

There is zero proof of black holes. Now, if someone wants to believe in them that's fine. There is some evidence that can be interpreted that way, and maybe they do exist, I'm not saying they don't. I'm just saying there is no proof of them. So if somebody says there are black holes, the reason they are saying that, and they probably don't even know it, they are trying to rescue the Big Bang Theory because the Big Bang Theory would say if the matter expanded or blew out from the Big Bang it should be evenly distributed. There are billions of miles of nothing, then clumps of matter called galaxies. The real purpose behind the black hole idea is to rescue the Big Bang - to explain why there is the nothings between the somethings.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 40 Comments [11/2/2007 1:45:51 AM]
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Quote# 3931

God made it a point when in the bible it states 'As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be in the days of the Son of man' ... FUTURE?? but aren't the days of Noah here again? we are already mixing rabbit dna with human dna. What is next? the genetic monstrosities of the days of Noah?

jhessel, Christian Forums 5 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 535

God loves us so so so much you may not hear him but he does tell us that all the time you shouldn't be questioning you beliefs.

Phat Girl, POD Warrior Forum 4 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18291

(A fundie's opinion on stereotypes)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
True

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
True, to a relative degree

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
No, but you are short

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
True, to a relative degree

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
Probably

I'm OVERWEIheGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
True

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
True, even if unintentional

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
True

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
Probably

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
True

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
True

Jeremy, Myspace 39 Comments [12/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 39623

i went to a movie a few weeks ago. "forgetting sarah marshall." rated pg-13. full frontal nudity of a man several times, and it wasnt rated XXX, NC-17, or atleast rated R. they think 13 year olds are old enough to see that on the big screen now i guess. pretty dang sick.

(Note: Forgetting Sarah Marshall is, in fact, rated R)

dreadreadrea, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [5/20/2008 2:44:53 PM]
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Quote# 29035

There is no such thing as Global Warming. Everything is already planned, and someone knows what is in the future. And its not a fortune teller.


rmeway, AOL news 24 Comments [9/16/2007 11:33:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Noah
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Quote# 386

I read a book recently called the Isbane Conspiracy, it was a great book and i made me open my eyes. Book and movies and even tv shows marketed toward young people are basically of the devil. Harry Potter give a child the idea that witchcraft is fun and not harmful. When in real life it is very real and not of God. Why would a believer think it is ok for anyone to read or watch something that outright goes against the teaching of His Word!!!
Read it though The Ishbane Conpiracy, it will change the way you look at things!!

galaxy, POD Warrior Forum 4 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 64367

[Re: God "Testing" Abraham by telling him to sacrifice his son Isaac]

Because Abraham had free will just like the rest of God’s children. So God tested his faith, to see if he would truly put the Lord’s will before everything earthly.

It is not cruel, because God loves all of his children, and even if Isaac had died he would have just gone up to live with God in heaven. In fact, it’s almost like teasing Isaac, because he almost got an express ticket to the pearly gates.

Tobytwo, Unreasonable Faith 38 Comments [7/31/2009 3:23:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Comhradh
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Quote# 606

[Responding to 'Do you really believe that 1 or 2 posts are going to refute a 120 year strong theory', e.g. evolution]

Do you think a 120 year old Theory is going to refute a 6,000 year old Fact.

LightBearer, Christian Forums 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 67711

The wedding ceremony is a picture of Jesus (the groom) and the church (His bride). Any ceremony that leaves out Jesus misses the original and most important point.

My family and I went to see a great play at the Sight and Sound Theater in Lancaster, PA last week called "In The Beginning." There was one part where there is a beautiful wedding ceremony with Adam and Eve in the garden with Jesus officiating. It became very clear what the original mean of marriage was by watching this Biblical truth acted out.
Sad that so many do not honor the Author of marriage. It has devolved to a man-made, man-centered and empty ritual.

ScaredyCAt, RR 62 Comments [11/23/2009 2:38:29 AM]
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Quote# 43910

I went to a Unitarian funeral last month and it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.....I can't tell you how lost these people are.

Miriam33, http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=54177 2 Comments [7/31/2008 4:15:39 PM]
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Quote# 47843

Speaking of the man in black... Johnny Cash gets the award for the biggest sellout since Judas Iscariot. Johnny's latest album is on the American (formerly Def American) record label owned by Rick Rubin. … Now you want to hear the unbelievable? Not only did Johnny Cash record a song on American label produced by Rick Rubin — but on the album he sings a song written by Satanist Glenn Danzig! The name of the song? You guessed it — Thirteen! If you know your Bible, you know the number thirteen is connected with sin and the devil!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior.Com 53 Comments [9/17/2008 2:03:30 PM]
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Quote# 6015

Here are some interesting facts about it [Babylon, modern-day Iraq]: *It was the first city built after the flood *The first place where man gathered collectively in a rebellion against God

bubba jones, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6438

Piso, do the world (and yourself) a big favour and read these books: [insert long, long list of creationist rags]... Also, though his work is mildly 'intriguing' and 'breath-taking,' R. Dawkins suffered being an agressive atheist and was a keen proponent of bullshit - hence, one should be wary of the personal influences of such a scientifical nut on the conceited wool-over-eyes, world-wide propaganda of the despicable evolution theory...

Aysia, Acne.org message board 1 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 61588

Almost every issue Hitler was for Hussein is also for.
Hitler was all in favor of human experiments. Obama loves to support murdering babies and human embroyos.

Hitler believe in evolution. Claimed to be a Christian. Was for gun control. Started the brown shirts. Believe in labeling anyone who disagree with him as potential danger to the father land. Hitler's picture was everywehere . Obama picture is everywhere. Hitler was immoral goddless and a meglamaniac. Obama is far more evil and ego is only surpassed by Satan .

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1009/1009_01.asp

Nazi Germany under Hitler commited unspeakable crimes against humanity.

Obama commits unspeakable crimes against the innocent babies so don't tell me that Hitler licensed murdering and Obama doesn't!!!!

Obama upcoming forced volunteer force will be larger than the US military according to Obama nazi squad.


Norrin Radd, Rapture Ready 91 Comments [4/21/2009 5:45:51 AM]
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Quote# 11104

I found this out the day before I had to go to our yearly benefits choice seminar, where I found out same sex partners can be covered on insurance, effective July 1st. I'll tell you, I think herto-sexuals are being discriminated against.

Sophie, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [4/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 33020

I also celebrate The Feast of Dedication, because it provides an opportunity to talk about Messiah, and I also celebrate Christmas for the same reason. They are both open doors from the Lord to present the Gospel! The Lord gave me a ‘personal’ understanding of how this works: If it wasn’t for the Christmas celebrations, I wouldn’t have heard about Jesus being born when I was a very small child, because my parents were heathen evolutionists.

The Welders Wife, CSE blogs 6 Comments [12/31/2007 6:02:15 AM]
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Quote# 1201

if God told me to jump off a bridge, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If he told me to jump, I'd either end up in Heaven with him, or he would save me, one of the two.

HyruleanHero, Smash World Forums 15 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 32966

Atheists have to have the biggest imagination of all to avoid their own foolishness. Albert Einstein was not an athiest. He was more a mathematician. He didn't have time to preach atheism he was too busy seeking and making practical use of his knowledge.

this quote shows where his dedication is and it's not atheism
"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religion than it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."

Now to that absure website you linked too. Abraham Lincoln is not an athiest either, just because he doesn't like christian dogma of the bible doesn't mean he was atheist.

"Faith is the commitment of one's consciousness to beliefs for which one has no sensory evidence or rational proof. A mystic is a man who treats his feelings as tools of cognition. Faith is the equation of feeling with knowledge. "


Benjamin Franklin was not atheist either.

Marilyn Manson is not athiest. Neither is he a decent person anyway.

The rest of your list is rather redundant. Sorry but no-one is more useless than an athiest. Just looking back on history you can see that.

Mystic7, Dreamviews Forums 29 Comments [12/29/2007 8:26:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Moordryd
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Quote# 42668

[From a thread full of atheist-bashing]

I don't know how much I agree with [atheism], but I don't think many professing atheists know that the theory of evolution was first regarded as a joke even among it's experts. I quote "evolution is so absurd it will be regarded as one of the great jokes of the universe in future generations".

Infact the whole theory's absurdity is blinded by eloquent speech and popular belief.

First off the theory that we developed from apes is based upon nothing but mere speculation. If this isn't true than why do we keep searching for that oh so elusive "missing link" that may or [surprise surprise] may NOT exist!

Second evolution doesn't even explain the whole argument! it explains matter [very poorly btw] but that's about it.... what about time? Space? What about the freaking beginning!? Therefore evolution, even if it IS true, is incomplete by nature.

I really could go on....

SonicBOOM, ChristianForums 28 Comments [7/10/2008 7:30:55 PM]
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