Quote# 29092

I don’t think the question is whether Jesus is violent or peaceful, or whether Allah is violent or peaceful. The question is whether Christians are commanded to be violent or not, and I think we all know the answer...

The Great Commandments are to love your neighbor as yourself and love the Lord with all our heart, mind, soul and strength. I wish there were more Christian extremists, who take the words of Jesus literally, and act them out on a daily basis.

However, no one hopes for more Muslim extremists. No one hopes for more Muslims to take the Koran literally.


p.s. Jesus has the right to be violent, because the universe is His posession, and He can do with it as He wishes, including killing people, and sending them to hell.

BillPhillips, http://sanctification,wordpress.com 32 Comments [9/19/2007 4:32:52 PM]
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Quote# 64616

[Thread title: "Jesus went to the dentist with me!"]

I had to have dental work this morning and I was really, really dreading that shot! I was sitting in the waiting room, thinking how nice it will be to get back home and recover from the anesthetic. Well, guess what? I didn't need it! Doc just drilled away and I felt fine! Guess Jesus upped my pain threshold. Thank you, God! You are just super!

Sundial, Rapture Ready 81 Comments [8/11/2009 12:47:03 PM]
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Quote# 20580

[I made a post talking about why I am an atheist, and he replied that I used "atheist lingo". When I asked him to clarify what "lingo" I was using, this was his reply:]

"Rather, I have an absolutely terrible disinclination to couch Atheism in Atheistic doctrinal terms. "Reason", "skepticism", "the scientific method" -- every religion has its sacraments."

Porter Doran, HomeschoolAlumni.org 24 Comments [2/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 88202

[How could animals eat raw meat but not humans?
Why do we have to cook meat? Explain this scientifically or in any other way.]

That's just because God made it that way. Animals depend on theirselves in the wild. They were designed to kill and eat. Humans were originally created to eat vegetarian, that's why we don't need scary pointy teeth to chew and tear apart meat. It wasn't till the fall a of Adam and Eve when they were tricked by the devil to eat of the tree of righteousness. When they took a bite, God sent them out of the Garden of Eden and put two angels from heaven to guard the gate, after that day, Adam and Eve had to live in the cursed plains and that is how we got weeds. There was no vegetation described in the bible were Adam and Eve lived so they had to survive on the beasts of the earth. I don't know how they survived without getting salemonila but I suppose God told them to put them under a fire so they won't get sick, but I heard that if you immediately eat freshly killed meat you won't get sick. And I saw it on t.v. On Man vs Wild. Since animals eat a Ton of meat and are not created to have an instinct to cook it, God gave them a special digestive system to prevent most diseases from it, some animals have better tolerance than others, dogs are accepted as house pets, so God knew they would be taken care of with other foods, compared to lions. We have to cook it because we were created to eat vegetarian. And a meat withstanding diet was not his original plan.

Veenah, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [7/7/2012 6:50:35 AM]
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Quote# 30394

About the California fires...

I see those flames on TV and think if those people who do not know our Lord Jesus Christ and are not saved, are horrified at that sight, they have no idea how much more horrific it is going to be for them should they die in their sins & suffer the eternal flames of the lake of fire.

countmeworthy , Rapture Ready 39 Comments [10/24/2007 7:36:43 PM]
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Quote# 92984

"Anyway, I think the main point is, that if one debates a creationist in public, they have to agree on things that can't be talked about."

I won't debate creationsim with anyone on TV or radio that won't first agree that we don't step outside of Genesis 1.

Once they get you outside of Genesis 1, the conversation is over; as they'll bring up the Fall, the Flood, the Grand Canyon, SN1987A, ERVs, varves, tree rings, ice cores, K-T boundary, sin nature, Adam's rib, Cain's wife, Hebrews in the desert, contradictions in the Bible, who wrote what, the Crusades, witch hunts, the Inquisition, was Jesus born in December, the order of events on Resurrection morning, definition of "kind", she bears mauling children, rape, incest, genocide, macroevolution, microevolultion, water canopy, abiogenesis, spontaneous generation, spontaneous combustion, the Ten Commandments, the fallibility of the Scriptures, was Mary a virgin, conflicting lineages in Matthew & Luke, Q, the 10 plagues, how did Judas die, the Filoque Controversy, and a few other things you guys like to bring up.

And that's just before the first commercial.

AV1611VET, Christianforums 41 Comments [4/9/2013 5:53:12 PM]
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Quote# 53418

Homeschooling is dangerous to the powers behind the politicians because the home schooled youthful minds are not available to be brainwashed. My kids go to public school but I've also done a lot of teaching at home with them. They are prepared at home not to accept everything they're taught in school as truth. From my girl's reactions to the "health" class curriculum in jr high and high school, that is one place where the powers do significant brainwashing.

Tall Timbers, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [12/1/2008 2:14:51 PM]
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Quote# 52143

Don Dollar, the administrative assistant at City Hall, said bitterly that anyone not upset with Mr. Obama’s victory should seek religious forgiveness.

“This is a community that’s supposed to be filled with a bunch of Christian folks,” he said. “If they’re not disappointed, they need to be at the altar.”

Don Dollar, The New York Times 36 Comments [11/12/2008 7:02:33 PM]
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Quote# 16462

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Ken Ham, AiG 49 Comments [10/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6465

This forum is a joke. I was really excited because I thought I had found a Christian Forum on the internet. I thought it would be a place where I could discuss politics with God-fearing people. It turns out this isn't a Christian Forum at all, but just another forum for Christian-bashing, Bible-hating, and God-hating leftists. So long all, it was fun while it lasted.<font color="#FF0000">*</font> If I want to be censored and persectued for my beliefs I'd rather do it onStormFront.org [a neo-nazi board]. I don't have to do it on a so-called Christian Forum.

[<font color="#FF0000">*</font> Don't worry, he comes back later just in time to post his... <a href="#6574">interesting solution</a> to the Israeli/Palestinian problem.]

Warrior Monk, Christian Forums 0 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13223

[There have been assassination attempts on 15 out of 43 presidents (35%), with 4 sucesses. Being a president is dangerous enough to deserve more protection than the average person.]

That has absolutely no effect on the percent chance of one of America's nearly 300 million people today attempting to assassinate the president.

I overestimated the source of those statistics; they are not even educated guesses, but completely irrelevant historical facts.

Defensor Fidei, Christianforums 20 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 54580

Man I love all this Gay news! Why?? Because right before Sodom and Ghomorah were completely obliterated off the face of the Earth, God "rapture" the few. What percentage of those cities had true followers of God.

Lot couldn't even find 20 people out of probably at least 100,000 people?
Let's be safe and assume there were only 50,000 people. Let's say 5 people left with Lot. Even his relatives laughed at Lot!
That's 0.0001% of the population were spared!

What percentage of say a really really liberal city say Berkely or San Francisco has true followers of Christ. I would guess after living in both that it's less than 1%.

Norrin Radd, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [12/19/2008 11:58:43 PM]
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Quote# 92991

Resident Evil? My uncle used to play that [he let me watch] when I was a little girl, elementary age. He played other games, too. Most were violent.

I remember one time when I was little and he was playing those games I had my dolls with me. For some reason I started shaking or do some kind of violent act to my baby Dil doll. I usually wasn't violent, that time I was though. I think it was from the opressive spirits.

Now that I look back I can tell there was evil spirits coming from those video games. It's hard to explain but there was alot of spiritual opression growing up. I've even seen evil spirits. Once while I was at home [junior high age long after he stopped. But, I was onto something else. Pokemon. Jesus freed me from that though.]. I seen the shadow of a man on the wall. I thought it was dad, it wasn't. And it certainly wasn't mom.

There was also a time when I remember going into the laundrey room. I've had flashbacks of this. The room was dark but I seen a bright purplish/whiteish light, it sounded demonic. It wanted me to come near it. I was little at the time. I was just standing there and this real demonic voice wanted me to come to it.

I also kept hearing "I hate God" when I was little. I thought it was my thoughts since it was in my head so much. Turns out it was demonic opression.

Growing up I hated anything Biblical,my dad and my dog [Chi-Chi passed on the day I started 8th grade, Aug. 0f 06. R.I.P old girl.] Now that I look back I didn't hold the hate I thought I did. Demons put it into my head,making me think that I hated anything biblical,dad and Chi-Chi.

It's by the Grace of God I got through it.

Please get rid of anything like that. From experience I can tell you that it's wrong and is nothing but garbage from the spiritual junk yard.

What would Jesus do? Would He play those games?

I just had to tell you this. I know what it's like to grow up with opressive spirits. I'm warning you because I don't want you to have to go through what I had to.

Snoopynstorm, RR 77 Comments [3/5/2013 4:23:15 AM]
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Quote# 46603

Regarding Jezebel: In the 70's and 80's, the women rebelled. Jezebel was out of control with an attitude demanding desires, like a harlot nature. This produced women wanting to step over the laws of God. They began to look for fulfillment in the role of a harlot. At this time we also noticed a great surge of breast cancer in the women of our nation. That unfulfilled hunger had produced a decaying corruption that would bring death. This bitterness and resentment manifested in the breast of the woman, the place of the woman's ability to feed and nurture her children. The bitterness and resentment could be seen in the physical realm of the body, and the woman became the target of satan's destruction.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 39 Comments [9/4/2008 3:32:19 PM]
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Quote# 39035

There is MicroEvolution, which is true, not a theory.
Macroevoultion is not, if there was, then men would make a monkey from time to time and a monkey would make a man from time to time. If a German Shepard can produce a Collie, then by now a man or monkey should have produced one for all to see.

lord voldemort, ChristianRock.Net 42 Comments [5/10/2008 9:19:56 PM]
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Quote# 108275

["The people advocating for more freedom don't have to justify why more freedom is good."]

That means that your immoral side should not have to argue FOR owning black people or gassing Jews or any other behavior which allows more "freedom," by which you actually mean "autonomy."

WorldGoneCrazy, Christiannews.net 17 Comments [5/2/2015 3:37:01 AM]
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Quote# 105963

[Love-shy.com FAQ on the friendzone]
Love-shys are sensitive people. They can get very enamored with those they fall for, but tragically, the objects of their affection don't usually like them back. Love-shys are often treated with the phrases "oh, you're such a nice guy, but I don't see you that way," or "sorry, I have a boyfriend" or the classic "I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship." The unaware, naive guy will stay stuck to the girl as a satellite, or "friend" if you will, in the vain hope that she will change her mind. Meanwhile, the girl has several relationships with other guys, and relays her sob stories to the friendzoned guy while giving him no sex.
So, what to do about friendzoning? Well, there's an entire forum on this site devoted to help, but if you believe you're in this predicament, we're going to give you one piece of advice right here: Break your "friendship" off now! You will only suffer more emotional devastation and hardship in the long run. Do not pander any more to the girl, do not do extra, unwarranted things for her, in fact, it is best to cut off all contact with the girl and move on. Above all else, do not not not listen to the advice out there that the girl might "change her mind!" There's a 99% chance she won't and you'll be stuck in the cold while you could have been eyeing other prospects.
Friendzoning is good for no one, really. It ruins the friendzoned guy, teaches the friendzoning girl that she can always have bootlickers serve her in return for nothing, and harms society by making it seem like love-shys are these bootlicking pushovers who don't deserve respect. Do not give a girl unwarranted reward treatment! She has enough friends to yap about how bad her boyfriend is behind his back.
The important thing to understand is that the friendzone is an abusive relationship for both parties involved, but it hurts the friendzoned guy worse, because he gets nothing out of it. If a girl turns you down, it will always hurt, no matter what. But you must move on or else even more humiliation. This is problematic in an environment where there is a scarcity of options, which encourages this behavior, but you must avoid this behvior, no matter how bad it feels or how scarce your options are.
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love-shy.com FAQ, love-shy.com 56 Comments [1/23/2015 4:04:03 AM]
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Quote# 128286

[On the attack on Muslims at Finsbury Park]

What goes around comes around... Twats finally pushed someone's buttons enough to get a reaction. It was a dot on the cards. I resent the whiny meltdown it's sent the SJWs into though.

Witnere, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 12 Comments [6/19/2017 7:47:31 AM]
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Quote# 120552

Satan Has An Achilles Heel! You Can Kill Him Fools!

Ever wondered that you might be A FOOL?!
Satan fooled you once and you lost heaven!
Satan fooled you again and you killed your own savior!

When you religious sheeple will realize Satan plays you like stupid babies!

When you will realize Satan has an Achilles Heel and can be killed!
And he succeeds remaining alive by distracting you and keeping you busy with lies!
Lies like "praying will solve your problems!"
Lies like "wait for a savior to come and solve all your problems, wait for someone else to kill satan for you"

Cause if you were smart enough to stop for a second believe everything others told you/tell you and did your own research, you would have found out...

Satan's Achilles Heel is THE MOON!
It emits frequencies that corrupts all human minds, destroy the evil antenna like in the movie "THEY LIVE" and satan will lose all his powers/invincibility/control over all human minds!



KABOOM THE MOONS, Godlike Productions 29 Comments [7/17/2016 6:56:17 PM]
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Quote# 107208

Kirk’s words, often the same words that you and I might think, are reported as hate speech. He is openly mocked, ridiculed and even hated for believing what committed Christians should believe. His words are frequently taken out of context so that often what is reported is not accurate. Kirk is not the only one to endure this treatment. There are other Christians, other public figures that are treated this way. But I am blessed to know Kirk, so for me it is personal. And I want to take this opportunity to encourage you to do two things.

First, pray for Kirk and those like him who remain faithful even in the middle of the media blitz and misinformation. Be thankful for their sacrifice and willingness to speak the truth when it is not pleasant to do so.

Second, follow his example, and speak clearly to those you come in contact with about who God is and what the Bible teaches. In many ways folks like Kirk are doing the job that our churches should be doing, the job you and I should be doing. We don’t need to be on TV to make an impact for Christ. Pray that God would give us the courage to make the most of the opportunities given to us to speak God’s truth in love.

I encourage you to be thankful for those like Kirk who are in the public eye. Pray for them. Join me in thanking Kirk for standing for the things we hold dear. Let him know he is not alone.

Jay Younts, Shepard Press 20 Comments [3/20/2015 3:05:11 AM]
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