Quote# 10806

[OMEGA7's view of hell]

For anyone who has studied the bible for over 35 years like I have

would easily know the HELL - GEHENNA - THE LAKE OF FIRE

is exacltly that , a Physical Lake of Fire fed by OIL and Gas

which is common in the Middle East.

Jesus said that the Pharasees would be Cast on the local Garbage Dump

where the Garbage and dead bodies were burnt.

After Armageddon there will be alot of Dead bodies and Armaments

that will have to be burnt. Those who go to the Lake of Fire will be

working there throwing in the Garbage. That is it .

There will be NO Tormenting of HUMANS just Hot sweaty workers.

OMEGA7, TheologyOnline 25 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2397

Modern archeology is not compatible with the Book of Mormon's story of the Lamanites and the Nephites.

galpster1, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 29060

Yoga is to help one neutralize their karma and find a way off the cycle of rebirth (reincarnation). How can this spiritual exercise by sanitized for Christian use. And for what reason would it be used? To relax! The Bible teaches God will “keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on You, because he trusts in You.” (Isa. 26:3). One cannot make an excuse that they want to us it to experience peace and or the divine.

The poses that they so diligently practice in their stretching are named after Hindu Gods, and what one is actually doing, is calling on them. In that worshipful pose, they are bowing and for all intents and purposes worshipping that God. Our God says “You shall have no other Gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God.

pro610, FACTNet 25 Comments [9/17/2007 3:34:11 PM]
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Quote# 11165

I have been thinking of where the Garden of Eden is. After Noah's flood, it must have been buried under water. That is why no one has ever found it before. I think that it is in the Bermuda Triangle area because God said that He would send an angel to watch over it. All the strange happenings there, scuba divers disappearing under the sea... that is either it or there is a dinosaur down there...

lily00, Christian Forums 24 Comments [4/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1153

Atheism is pushed on us Nocheese...This Country is founded on God..You think the Country should be run by Atheism...that is a religion too..you see we all worship a God weather we know it or not

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 114161

New Zealand activist Ray Comfort joined Jerry Newcombe this week to discuss his new movie, “Audacity,” which “delivers an unexpected, eye-opening look at the controversial topic of homosexuality” by focusing on a young character who struggles to “defend his convictions about homosexuality and gay marriage.” Comfort explained to Newcombe that he was initially reluctant to make a movie about homosexuality, but decided he had to do so after he sat next to a gay man on an airplane and didn’t know how to handle the situation. “I was flying from Germany to London, sat next to a middle-aged gentleman,” he recalled. “I said, ‘How’re you doing,’ he says, ‘Good,’ I says, ‘You got a family?,’ he says, ‘I have a husband.’ It was like, ‘Oh. Where do I go from here?’ Do I say, ‘Oh that’s nice, tell me about him’ or what? And it was awkward.”

“Imagine what it would be like for the average Christian who isn’t kind of confrontational,” he said. “And I realized there’s a real need to show Christians how to relate to homosexuality.”

Ray Comfort, Right Wing Watch 36 Comments [11/5/2015 4:02:22 AM]
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Quote# 11488

[This is about 1/4 of the whole post. The rest is crazy too.]

But this playground if full of lies, pain, demonic encounters, manifestions (you it see for a reason), sex out of marraige, Death, Murder, Fear, Rebellion, WitchCraft...etc.... in this playground... it messess you up different.. it takes you to different veiws and places, (your lost in some points), You believe lies (which you think are not lies but truth), ...and...stuff.. satan has you were he want's you, , your a slave in his playground of evil, your in satan's maze in that playground, you try to find the truth if GOD exits...(like your trying to find your way out)... your stuck in the playground of evil and entering the maze of satan, ...i've been throught this... everybody has and is... you can't escape... Only JESUS can get you out of there... remember the only way to Heaven is through JESUS... JESUS will lead you out of the maze, and show you truth... he will reveal to you that were your at is a evil place...That you've been decieved by satan and the world (People who reject God, sinners...etc...)... (you don't know you in the playground of satan...) It's time to be realeased from there... that playground is prison... there's only two exit's out of satans maze... one leads to hell the other to heaven... the exit that leads to hell is a backup door if you can't find your way out....that door if you wan't to reject GOD... if your lost and don't know why... your stuck in that maze of evil... the other exit... you've seen the light, You found the truth.... you accepted good, truth in your heart (JESUS)... and he'll help you... unlike satan... satan plays with your mind... you constanlly don't know what's truth... for example your a evolutionist.. them you don't belive in evolutions but something else that you think created us...and so on.... GOD want's you out of that maze before the endTimes... He want's you to get out of satan's maze, ... once you exit the maze, (GODs exit) your out of the maze and now you know GOD... now if you let GOD brake the shakles on your feets and chains on your hands... you not a prisoner, and slave to satan anymore, now you can leave the playground of satan (satan can't hold you prisioner)...

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), Myspace 33 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 50261

Jesus was a pretty tough guy. If he was born in 21st century Britain, instead of 1st century Palestine, people would soon wake up to the fact Jesus is not a guy who is easily messed with. He would be be a damn tough kid at school, and would take cheek from no one. He would not be the bed-wetting sissy the liberals make him out to be: he would be into manly things like sports and hunting and fixing up old cars. He was, if I need to remind anyone, a carpenter in his day, which is a pretty hardy profession. Today, he'd probably be a miner or construction worker. They'd probably send him to prison nowadays instead of crucifying him - but he'd be 'top dog' inside and no-one would dare mess with him or his disciples. That is the Jesus of the Bible, and it's the Jesus that the liberals don't want anyone to know about.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 77 Comments [10/21/2008 4:38:20 PM]
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Quote# 85448

Let it again be entered into the record that I defend Maoist suppression of religion, and am ultimately in favor of a communist state which mandates atheism by force, although I believe successful implementation of such a program will take several generations, the first of which should focus on suppressing clergy rather than all believers. [Emphasis added]

love moderately ? , Pharyngula 62 Comments [1/1/2012 5:41:56 AM]
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Quote# 29392

["... This could only happen through evolution, ... This means that there must've been a common ancestor that had 24 pairs of chromosomes and that this animal branched into two distinct species."]

By saying this you are denying the omnipotence of God......His unlimited power. God created the heaven and the earth and all that dwell therein. He chose for the chromosomes to be placed as they are within man and within monkeys. Many scientists have studied themselves out of a belief in God. They have laid aside the natural knowledge of God for the un-natural knowledge of the world and its humanistic systems. Had man continued in the knowledge of God the theory of evolution would not exist.


Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 44 Comments [9/28/2007 7:27:54 PM]
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Quote# 70949

I found a story called "Olgas Visit to Hell" on the Internet. Apparently, a 19 year old Russian girl went to hell in the 90's. Satan accused her of wearing that which pertains to a man and she could not stand in front of Jesus and felt unholy wearing pants. Also, she saw many Christians on the broad road grabbing things from Satan ie., makeup, Jewelry etc., almost on top of each other to grab it. She thought it was a joke when she was told pants are wrong and never believed it, because church told her it was ok, and the girl in the choir sung in pants therefore, it must be ok...she said it was lies.

anonymous, ChristiaNet 61 Comments [2/21/2010 6:45:09 PM]
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Quote# 125666

So few people have a clear understanding of how salvation works. You cannot add or subtract anything to Christ's payment. Many churches today have been deceived by religious men, straying away from God's Word. Psalms 118:8, “It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.” Roman Catholicism traditionally has a wrong view of repentance, which is what the modern English meaning adheres to. Look in any English dictionary for the meaning of “repentance” and you'll find something like, “To turn away from sins; penance; to feel remorse and contrition for past sins.”

This is not the Biblical Greek meaning of the word repent. The Greek meaning is “a change of mind,” nothing more. Since we don't know what to “change our mind” about, we need supplemental (additional) information, which is the whole reason behind God's usage of this beautiful word, metanoia. Metanoia is all-inclusive! It includes turning toward the Gospel from EVERYTHING!!! It is a false Gospel to teach people to turn from sinful behavior to receive the free gift of God, which is eternal life. Romans 3:23, “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”

Unless you trust CHRIST ALONE for your salvation, you CANNOT be saved. I don't think Chip Ingram is saved. I also don't think Billy Graham is saved. They both require HUMAN EFFORT to be saved, that is, to try to stop sinning, which is a false gospel. Also, please read my rebuttal of Pastor Charles Lawson's heresy on repentance. If we have to change our sinful behavior to be saved, then we're all going straight to Hell. Repentance is a change of mind, not a change of behavior.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 14 Comments [3/23/2017 2:08:12 PM]
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Quote# 115718

Just remember the new rules of ‘feminism’.

1) Women have no existence other than that granted by men, who are empowered to define the category at their whim. (Note I use ‘women’ and not ‘womyn’ – the latter being a real from of human.) They have therefore the power to include penised persons at whim.
2) Those creatures whom men chose to define as ‘women’ exist only to serve the ends of the patriarchy – having no authority to act of their own volition. They certainly have no say in the decisions in section 1. (If they has volition, they would have been classified as ‘men’ – seeing as only men have such authority.)
3) Given 1 & 2 – it is clear that there is no reason to provide or allow any location or function where the class listed as ‘women’ can meet, speak, learn, decide, or act… as none of these actions are proper or even possible to the class.
4) When members of the ‘women’ class do, by some chance, end up in a cluster, it is obvious and evident that they require a member of the ‘men’ class to enter, take over, and lead/control/police the activity or event. Some men are therefore allowed to retain their natural privilege and authority while pro-forma taking on the title (but not real status) of ‘women’ in order to perform this vital task on behalf of the patriarchy.

There. All explained.

Annie B., RadFem Hub Archive 60 Comments [1/2/2016 5:52:45 AM]
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Quote# 125973

Is 0bama $ATAN?

MANY have said so in the last 10yrs.

What are your thoughts?

"It" is fighting again$t President Donald Trump, with all "it's" might.

Prayers can fight back.

Do it TODAY.

LOVE GOD, TODAY!

Remember, 0'BUNG.HOLE HATE$ ISRAEL, SO YES, DEFINITELY "it" I$.

KEEP PRAYING TO GOD TO PROTECT OUR LAND AND EXILE "it" AWAY FROM OUR PRECIOUS COUNTRY.

THE NEWER AGE OF GOODNESS & COMFORT WILL COME TO ALL AMERICANS WHEN "it" IS EXILED. HOPEFULLY TO $audi.arabia, FOREVER!

SAY A PRAYER TO GOD TODAY TO HELP AMERICA VOMIT OUT $ATAN!

AMEN!

Truth Forever, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [4/7/2017 7:19:10 AM]
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Quote# 56687

[Astronomers To Gaze Back In Time And Map History Of Universe]


Hum, well while they "gaze" backwards to see how things were started, I wonder what it will be like when they are gazing at the stars as they drop right out of the sky, or how about when the moon turns black? Wonder how they will explain all that....

cocopea9052, RR 60 Comments [1/19/2009 1:44:23 AM]
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Quote# 1799

[On the origin of the universe]No one (mankind) knows what happened. The only documentation we have is the Bible.

Valerie412, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 53563

and 80% of icelanders believe in elves. guess atheism and stupidity go hand in hand!

moose1234, city-data.com 74 Comments [12/2/2008 9:33:13 PM]
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Quote# 92111

Has anyone published a map with names and addresses of the gay residents? It’s good enough for gun owners.

Mark, Free Republic 43 Comments [1/16/2013 4:38:38 AM]
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Quote# 42471

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White Man Awake, Virgin Media 36 Comments [7/8/2008 4:58:53 AM]
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Quote# 1996

In agreement with you both Militia1 and Hi Hopes.I dreamt of an EU army here too hunting people down like dogs.This was 6 years ago and nothing like that was even a remote threat that I knew of.So yes I agree

colleenkay, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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