Quote# 103454

As I watched the speech last night, Sean, the thought going through my mind is, 'I owe America a global apology. Because John McCain, through all of this, John McCain should be our president.'

Sarah Palin, Huffington Post 20 Comments [9/30/2014 2:57:44 AM]
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Quote# 41319

If you read the rules God gave to have a perfect society, they are phenomenal. [...] Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly. And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone [...] There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something. I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is.

Dr. Kent Hovind, Quacky Quotes of Hovind's Ethics 55 Comments [6/21/2008 6:08:05 PM]
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Quote# 44501

The functioning of parietal cells is vividly described in the Gospels, from the "Last Supper", through "Judas' kiss" to Pilate's hand washing.


The "Last" Supper: Jesus (water) brings food to the body's hungry cells.

The agony in the garden: Jesus (water) knows that his Father (you) will feel hungry and will eat food.

The three "authorities" initiate the parietal cell's unique process. (as mentioned by dvimus in prior post). They are the priests, the pharisees, and King Herod.

Jesus (water) is kissed by Judas (carbonic anhydrase). Carbon dioxide is present (product of combustion-torches).

Jesus (water) is changed by Judas' kiss and a "certain young man" enters the story. This young man is a proton removed from the water molecule. Judas' soldiers attempt to restrain the young man (proton) but only succeed in retaining his garment (single electron). The young man flees away. (to exit the parietal cell and join with the chloride ion to form HCL)

Jesus is now bicarbonate.

He is judged, finally, by Pilate (the chloride/bicarbonate exchanger) who, at the request of the Jews, releases Barabbas (chloride) into the cell and sends Jesus (bicarbonate) into the blood stream.

No more is said, in the Gospels, about the "certain young man", or Barabbas, which is fitting since they both disappear out of the parietal cell into the stomach.

Jesus' fate, as bicarbonate, is crucifixion between two thieves. Those thieves represent acid and base imbalance. When Jesus tastes the vinegar, he gives up his spirit. In other words, he (bicarbonate) neutalizes excess acidity in the blood. (a crucial function)

[Note for readers from a subsequent poster:
Parietal cells produce gastric acid in response to histamine, via H2 receptors, acetylcholine (M3 receptors) and gastrin (CCK2 receptors). The histamine receptors act by increasing intracellular cyclic adenosine monophosphate [cAMP], whereas the muscarinic and gastrin receptors increase intracellular Ca2+ levels. Both cAMP and Ca2+ acts via protein kinases to increase the transport of acid into the stomach.]

Dalton Joule, Amazon Science Forums 88 Comments [8/9/2008 2:24:36 PM]
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Quote# 132626

(commenting on story "San Juan mayor dons 'nasty' shirt for interview on Trump's Puerto Rico response"

Ungrateful trash...it's time to cut our losses.
She doesn't like Trump for personal reasons...move on sir...she's not worth it. Let her handle the situation since she has it all figured out with a "nasty" attitude to boot.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - News Network 19 Comments [10/5/2017 12:37:27 PM]
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Quote# 102609

God, nothing reminds me of why I hate leftists more than reading a feminist. No great culture or civilization has ever valued equality, at least not as modern leftists conceive it, especially not equality between men and women. Nature doesn’t do equal.

The ultimate, and irrefutable argument against feminism is simple demographics. When men stop being dominant and authoritarian women lose the instinct to breed – women subconsciously view egalitarian males as unworthy mates. Birth rates collapse and the race goes extinct. All the nations which have embraced feminism are demographically and culturally imploding and will soon join Dar Al-Islam.

Bruce, Occident Invicta 23 Comments [8/11/2014 3:28:03 AM]
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Quote# 44933

Learn about law and how Jesus fulfilled the law then think critically about how we are all equal under Law. You are free to reject God but then the State you live in is the law and your god.

I have plenty of basis in fact it's just that as the bible says: A scoffer seeks wisdom in vain, but knowledge is easy for a man of understanding.

Proverbs 14:6

I understand your need for cognitive dissonance against that which you do not believe. The fact that we are all considered equal comes from the Authority of God and that is where the equality concept came into being for the United States of America. Yet! If there is no god/s then there is no higher authority that will hold us all equal and accountable. If you hold to the law of this land then to recognize equality of being is to also recognize that there must be an Authority to hold all accountable. So even if you don't believe in God then the law of the United States is your god.

Jackanapes, StumbleUpon Philosophy Forum 29 Comments [8/15/2008 3:41:20 PM]
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Quote# 138351

Scientifically Proven: Planets in Our Solar System Aligned as a Crucifix, the Day that Jesus Died

Call it whatever you want, but according to researchers it scientifically proven. It's an extremely rare astronomical phenomenon, it did not happen again after 33 AD for 600 years. It is an astronomical discovery that one that cannot take lightly.


On the 3rd of April 33, the date on which researchers agree that the crucifixion of Jesus took place, Saturn, Uranus, Jupiter, Earth and Venus lined up and took form of a crucified man.

The discovery of this curious phenomenon was made possible thanks to Miguel Antonio Fiol, a historian at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

According to a press release published by the Christian Newswire, an illustration released on Monday depicts the planets Saturn, Uranus, Jupiter, Earth and Venus aligned on an orrery model to form what looks like Jesus Christ on the cross "with the head, the hands spread out and the legs together in accurate positioning, rotation and on a galactic scale."

“There are quite e few studies which indicate with precision the date that Jesus Christ died: The bible, Calendars, Astronomical conditions and even geology,” said Miguel Antonio Fiol.

"Those planets rotate as opposites or mirrors, like your left and right hand and your feet," said Miguel Antonio Fiol, the researcher who made the discovery.

An illustration published to show the discovery shows what position the planets adopted during that time, 2000 years ago. Thus it can be seen that the rings of Saturn, on top of the planetary figure, have the appearance of a halo or a crown, reminiscent of the crown of thorns on Jesus' head.

Likewise, Uranus and Jupiter represent hands, while the feet would be formed by Earth and Venus.

"Even at first glance I knew it looked like the crucifixion," Mr. Fiol stated. "But it took time to uncover all the incredible parallels. According to the historian, the planetary alignment began in mid-March and lasted until the middle of April in the year 33. This same alignment occurs once per cycle of 333 years, which means that it has happened six times, between the year 0 and 2000.

"It's hard to put it into the coincidence category," Mr. Fiol told the Gospel Herald in an emailed statement. "This unique alignment happened for only a month in 33 A.D. and then not again for 600 years. So rare is it that models show me it won't happen again from now until around the year 2900."

EWAO, Humans Are Free 14 Comments [6/24/2018 6:18:06 AM]
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Quote# 94312

[Steven] Hawking is hawking the moonbattery…

Don’t forget the guy buys into evolution too:

which says people like him should be just left on the side of the road and die because he’s diseased, I mean if there were only atheist “morals” people like himself would just be left out in the woods or harvested to be objects to be used in scientific experiments. He is alive because of the Bible.

Antisocialist, Moonbattery 41 Comments [5/15/2013 3:08:21 AM]
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Quote# 114624

I fear that the only way to defeat Islamic extremism in the West is for our atheistic society to convert back to Christianity

Spud, Religion and Ethics 17 Comments [11/22/2015 5:14:32 AM]
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Quote# 101513

Yeah.. Umm.. I don't hate anyone. I simply said there is a cure out there for homosexuality.

My dislike for you, and people like you is based more on pity for your ignorance.

You don't like the idea of curing homosexuality through medical professional means because you are afraid it might come up with an effective cure for the illness. Then, you will have lost a group of people you can drag into the victim column. Lose that and your side loses votes. That is what it is all about.

Phuck, you progressives have made younger folks feel so much like victims that these same young progressive types are turning into mass murderers. They feel so hopeless that they lose it and go on a rampage. The progressives can take full responsibility for it too It is no coincidence that the rebirth of the progressive movement back in the 90's runs along the same time line as the increase in mass murders in this country.

citizen-xx, NBC News 27 Comments [6/14/2014 4:52:16 AM]
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Quote# 3790

I wonder is anyone interested in discussing science in here. I dont think I'll get any argument that science is a human invention, even though it is worshiped and served like a pagan god.

Oholiab, Christian Forums 5 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 141099

Taylor Swift is a spiritual nightmare to tween and teen girls today! She's public enemy number one to teen girls! Please don't let that little witch deceive you with her wickedness! Let all the kooks, Communists, quacks and queers rage, God is still on His throne!!! Judgment Day is soon coming for everyone!!! Oh listen my friend, God loves you! God sent His only begotten Son into the world to die on the cross for your sins and mine. What has the Devil ever done for you? That's right, nothing! Taylor Swift serves the Devil. Her perverted videos, and songs about shaking your butt, and seeking revenge on others is worldliness. Taylor Swift didn't pay for your sins. Christ died on the cross for your sins! Jesus was buried, and then He miraculously arose bodily from the dead three days later. Jesus Christ did that for you friend! Romans 5:8, “But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” I love you enough, whoever you may be, to tell you THE TRUTH!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 20 Comments [10/28/2018 7:36:25 PM]
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Quote# 45083

Why is it that science gets away on ideas and theory with out any real proof but they want proof of God?
Arcealogys dug up a seal of the prince that put the prophet Jeremiah down the well. Ancient Greek wrote about the beheading of John the Baptist. There have been so many things that prove the Bible is historically accurate. What more do you need? Would you believe if you saw a miracle

wammer jammer, Yahoo! Answers 34 Comments [8/16/2008 8:34:47 PM]
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Quote# 6607

I told you Firsch, as I'll tell everyone else. The homosexual campaign and the 'separation of church and state' campaign are complete and total frauds and I will point it out.

drfeelgood, Christian Forums 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 118263

So what can we Christians learn from this underwear metaphor? Well, as uncomfortable as the imagery might make us, it teaches an important lesson about how God wants His people to respond to Him. When God calls out for any soul to come to Him, He wants an enthusiastic response. He wants souls to cling to Him tightly—as tightly as, well, underwear.

Before the days of elastic bands, a man had to cinch his loincloth pretty tight to make sure it would stay on as he went about his business. So this isn’t the image of a people loosely hugging God, but one of souls locking their arms around Him in a tight embrace. Once you get past the weird feeling of being likened to underwear, think about how awesome it is that your Creator wants His teensy little creatures to cling to Him so tightly. Our Gods are not indifferent towards us—instead They respond in extreme ways to our response to Them. Our soul choices are very important to Them. They don’t take a “whatever” view of us. So now we come to that all important question: how tightly are you clinging to God? Did you fall off ten steps ago because you just really don’t care about who He is or what He wants? Or are you giving Him that vice grip? Yahweh says that what He likes is underwear that is gripping nice and tight—the kind that won’t come off no matter how many jumping jacks He does. If you know you’re just not there in your personal walk with Him, then ask Him to get you there. It is such a blessing that we have Creators who are this interested in us—if we’re going to blow off such an amazing invitation, well then we really do deserve to rot away.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 12 Comments [4/18/2016 4:29:13 PM]
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Quote# 105902

I had never thought about the possibility that the Greek and Hebrew study aids I'd been using for decades were unreliable. I always figured they were the “experts,” making them theologically invincible. The truth is that Satan is a deceiver (John 8:44; 2nd Corinthians 4:4; 11:13-15). Satan's method is always to associate, infiltrate and then dominate. Many of our churches have been infiltrated by occultists and are now dominated by corrupt Bible versions and heretical Greek and Hebrew study aids!

Thank God for the trustworthy King James Bible!!!

As hard as it may be to believe, many of the popular so-called “scholars” are heretics: Strong, Vine, Scott, Thayer, Moulton and Milligan, Kittel, Wuest, Bauer, Danker, Metzger, et cetera. These men are all bad news... corrupted along with the Westcott and Hort Bible butchering crowd. Miss Riplinger details the unholy connection between these reprobates concerning the Christian faith in her book.

On page 1195 Dr. Riplinger summarizes the dangers of using Greek and Hebrew Bible study tools.

They —

Elevate the English words in lexicons by unsaved liberals above the English words in our Holy Bible.
Demote the words of the Holy Bible resulting in a loss of confidence in it.
Establish an elevated priest-class of a few Greek and Hebrew scholars and incite a rebellious anarchism in the pews, where everyman's own interpretation, taken from stacks of software supercedes that in the Holy Bible.
Give false doctrines and the heresies of history (e.g., hell dissolved, women deacons, the end of the 'world' updated to the end of the 'age,' Jesus reduced to a servant, not a Son, et al.).
Bring Christians in contact with pagan and secular interpretations, thoughts, views, heresies, and translations.
Provide a dangerous shortcut which leads Christians to believe that understanding the Bible is a linguistic feat, not a time when they meet with God as they “labour in the word” (1 Tim. 5:17). “Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another . . .” (Col. 3:16). This has been replaced by solitary surfing in dangerous tides of software, books and on the web.
Lead to time spent away from the Holy Bible.
SOURCE: Dr. Gail Riplinger, Hazardous Materials: Greek & Hebrew Study Dangers - Introduction, pages 1195-1196.

If you research the matter you will learn, as I did, that Satan's primary attack is against key doctrines concerning Christ; such as, the Lord's deity, the Godhead, worshipping Jesus as God, Christ's preeminence, the plan of salvation and the blood of Jesus in Heaven. This is true of the Greek and Hebrew study aids as much as the modern corrupted Bible versions. They all came from the same occultist-inspired cesspool of iniquity in the late 19th century. By using only the King James Bible, you are bypassing all of the corruption of the past two centuries.

To put the matter another way, beware of anything that men publish of their own accord. The King James Bible is not only our “final authority,” it is the ONLY authority!!! Bless God, I am as narrow minded as the Holy Bible!!! You don't have to understand Greek and Hebrew to understand the English Bible.

Please consider the following quote from Dr. Riplinger concerning the unreliability of the Greek texts themselves...

No One Agrees on Greek Grammar

Should we wait for the latest A+ Greek grammar to spring up like Aphrodite or Apollo from Hades, and solve the confusion? Hardly, since as long as there are different minds seeking to be “as gods,” there will be different opinions. Man's conflicting ideas about tense, aspect, voice, mood, person, number, augment, thematic vowels, reduplication, principle, parts, tense formatives, personal endings, and deponency are as endless as new versions which put them in print. Newer grammars hold no hope as generation X grammarians slide further and further from the ABC's of the KJB (ABC = Always Based on Content).

SOURCE: Dr. Gail Riplinger, Hazardous Materials: Greek & Hebrew Study Dangers - Introduction, page 129.

The serpent (Satan according to Revelation 20:3) deceived Eve in Genesis 3:1-4.

Satan's Three Step Plan:

You question God's Word and plant a seed of doubt in the victim's mind.
Once the seed of doubt is planted, then you tell them, “It's a good book, but it's not perfect.”
After you cause the doubt, then you remove the Bible. Now that God's Word has been removed, man becomes deified and tell them that their feelings are the standard of truth. This is Satan's method and it has worked for thousands of years.
By using the preceding method of deception, the Devil has deified modern Greek and Hebrew so-called “scholars.” May we never elevate men above the precious Lord Jesus Christ and the inspired Words of God (which I believe to be the King James Bible).

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 40 Comments [1/19/2015 4:16:59 AM]
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Quote# 15517

[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch.

Adam4God, Bibleforums.org 50 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 115907

"I am an atheist and intend to raise my children to think critically and understand science."

Sounds like indoctrination.

LOVEthroughINTELLECT, Christian Forums 25 Comments [1/9/2016 4:46:33 AM]
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Quote# 40468

Just a word of warning - I successfully discipled my family into understanding the times we're in...too well, perhaps.

My view is that the rapture will happen in the very near future. My 17 year old son had been a brilliant student in elementary and middle school, however, I convinced him of my rapture understanding. Suddenly, his grades plummeted. He lost all interest in doing his school work. Basically, his attitude is...why bother. I've been working for months to correct his understanding, but to no avail.

Daisy Lane, Rapture Ready 108 Comments [6/5/2008 9:17:50 PM]
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Quote# 8287

Its funny how creationist are supposedly the ones who don't have any scientific support for their beliefs yet the evolutionist are the ones that lay down like whipped dogs when someone throws the gauntlet down at their feet.

But of course they have their lame cowardly "to easy to waste my time with" excuse just like they have their "fossilization too rare" and "punctual evolution" excuses.

watcher22, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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