Reb Gutman Locks #fundie mpaths.com

I asked one of the boys in this picture if he would marry only a Jewish girl. He answered that it did not matter. I asked him if his mother was Jewish. He answered that she was a convert. I said, “If it was a kosher, orthodox, conversion, then she was Jewish, and if he didn’t marry a Jewish girl she would break both his legs.

He answered very sincerely, “My mother would never break both my legs.”

I said, “Then, it probably wasn’t a kosher conversion.”

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