The exorcist, true story!
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Galileo!
Also, look up, "Shill." Either you saw one, or you are one.
A demon named Queen? Damn, that's weirder than Denying Manhood. What were you on when you wrote this? I bet if you got on it again, you would find that video again. Cuz it's all in your drug addled mind...
Also, way to stereotype. I'm gay, & you wouldn't know it if you just met me on the street. I even had a phase were I wore plaid, and other butch stuff.
Many straight men have quite camp characteristics.
Your pastor was/is really a demon in disguise. Men of God do not torment individuals in their congregations.
Or perhaps it was all a charade to enhance the pastor's flagging attendance?
I watched a video on you tube
There's yer problem.
I tried to find the video again but did not find it!
I know, it keeps happening to me, too. Why just the other day I was watching a video of Brahma telling everyone that Yahweh is a liar and a cheat who took credit for the world Brahma created and that Yahweh isn't a supreme being, he's really just heaven's janitor. I'd give you the link but I can't seem to find the video anymore.
"The exorcist, true story!"
I couldn't get past this because I knew it would be bullshit the moment I read this
Full blown gays have a distinctive appearance they are limp wristed and talk with a lisp
Meanwhile, in real life very few of them are... but don't let Reality stop you from being a wanker.
I tried to find the video again but did not find it!
I'll bet... I'll even bet you never found it in the first place.
Damn! If I had a preacher 'sleaking' all over me, I'd climb a 10 foot wall to escape, too.
"Full blown gays" *snicker*
I got "full blown" once, and I'm not even gay.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me?
Yeah, no, not buying it, sorry.
"Full blown gays...are limp wristed and talk with a lisp".
Er, not necessarily or usually, actually. Also, a demon took over the family lineage? What the actual fuck?
It happens. It's one of the pitfalls of being a Christian.
Are you frightened by supernatural stuff? Do weird things creep you out? Then stay well away from Christianity. If you're in to psychedelic experiences, then stick to LSD, you're less likely to go on a bad trip.
I am not 'limp wristed' nor do I speak with a lisp, yet I know a few straight guys who do both.
Camp mannerisms are neither indicative of homosexuality nor a negative trait to possess.
Also, this video does not exist.
(gak, hit enter button too quick. Lost my surname, boooo)
Proof, you do not have. Happen, it did not.
A demon took over the family lineage? The hell does that even mean? Demons can be inherited?
Awfully convenient how a gay demon is named after a band that just so happened to have a gay singer, eh?
You know that sound like something I'd do to scare the crap out of a pastor that tried to exorcise me. You know act creepy, say you're a demon, and then ran away and jump a wall.
Not saying it was a real video, but I'd get a laugh out of it.
If Satan is sending Freddie back to possess people then he's got my vote. Come into me, Dark Lord, I will serve you!
2014 reunion tour here we come.
"Liar I have sailed the seas
Excerpt from Queens "liar"
The Gadarene Demoniac in the Gospels was possessed by Legion.
The alleged "gay" guy in this alleged "video", however, was possessed by.....image
Relax, Frummie-pretending-to-be-a-cute-green-troll-like-Jedi-Master, at least it wasn't G.G. Allin, Mayhem or The Mentors!
Now, if the possession-in-question was a young Roger Waters, you might get some really awesomely demonic screamo noises....image Ohhhhh....ROGAH! *'gasms*
If all gay guy are floppy-wristed fluff-balls, how do you explain....image
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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