Quote# 99352

The exorcist, true story!
Full blown gays have a distinctive appearance they are limp wristed and talk with a lisp, my theory is that somewhere along the family tree a demon took over the family lineage!
I watched a video on you tube and the pastor of this church went to this one man in the service and confronted him and the man was gay, he began to squirm and get very uncomfortable, then the pastor begin to call the demon and out and this man went to the floor and slithered like a snake across the floor, the pastor asked the demon to reveal its name and in a demonic voice it said Queen is my name, as he slithered the pastor kept sleaking over him to come out and this man literally went out the door in the court yard and went straight over a wall that was about 8 or ten feet high ,he was acting crazy as I have ever seen any one act, this went on for a long time as they attempted to exorcise this demon, I tried to find the video again but did not find it!

Yoda, Yahoo! News 54 Comments [2/13/2014 4:23:03 AM]
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creativerealms

Not all gays are like the tired old stereotype. Also demonizing a target group is the first step to dehumanizing them wiping them out.

2/13/2014 4:45:10 AM

Zed

"...and in a demonic voice it said Queen is my name..."

Now I have the mental image of the demon form legend singing princes of the universe.

2/13/2014 5:07:05 AM

quinky

"I tried to find the video again but did not find it!"

Yeah, dreams aren't uploaded to Youtube yet.

2/13/2014 5:11:19 AM

Reynardine

One gay man that I knew was a horse vet who could pick up his own patients. No, sir, you can kiss that "distinctive appearance" hypothesis goodbye.

2/13/2014 5:14:59 AM

jephkay

Dumbass, you are, Yoda

2/13/2014 5:32:44 AM

anothga

Seems legit.

2/13/2014 5:51:13 AM

Max

@Zed
I saw the same thing only it was singing 'I want to break free'. with an apron and old upright hoover.

2/13/2014 6:00:13 AM



"They are limp wristed and talk with a lisp."


Real gay people are not like sixties sitcom parodies.

2/13/2014 6:30:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

I tried to find the video again but did not find it!

So we'll just file it under "Shit that never happened" then.

2/13/2014 6:43:45 AM

Deep Search

Hmm. I would like to see this video of a freakazoid possessed man speaking in demon voices and vaulting over a 10 ft wall-- Oh, you can't show us? Of course.


2/13/2014 6:48:30 AM



It's a good thing pastors like that have never been found to be faking their entire act in cahoots with planted co-conspirators in the congregation, or I might suspect that what you saw in that video was a hoax.

2/13/2014 6:50:33 AM

Sangfroid

Are you sure someone wasn't playing the "Flash Gordon" soundtrack in the back?

2/13/2014 7:08:27 AM

breakerslion

Galileo!
Galileo!
Galileo Figaro!

Also, look up, "Shill." Either you saw one, or you are one.

2/13/2014 7:46:22 AM

documentingtehcrazy

A demon named Queen? Damn, that's weirder than Denying Manhood. What were you on when you wrote this? I bet if you got on it again, you would find that video again. Cuz it's all in your drug addled mind...

2/13/2014 7:48:12 AM

documentingtehcrazy

Also, way to stereotype. I'm gay, & you wouldn't know it if you just met me on the street. I even had a phase were I wore plaid, and other butch stuff.

2/13/2014 7:51:11 AM

Papabear

Heehee, full blown gays.

2/13/2014 7:54:23 AM

Thinking Allowed

Sounds like Yoda went to a Bob Larson theatrical performance.

2/13/2014 8:43:04 AM

Mystik Spiral

Full-blown gays? I bet they're quite happy then...

2/13/2014 8:51:22 AM

Xotan

Many straight men have quite camp characteristics.

Your pastor was/is really a demon in disguise. Men of God do not torment individuals in their congregations.

Or perhaps it was all a charade to enhance the pastor's flagging attendance?

2/13/2014 9:06:51 AM

Swede

Your preconceived notion of gays have a distinctive appearance. It's bigoted, wrong and offensive. None of the homosexuals that I know have limp wrists nor talk with a lisp.

2/13/2014 9:17:44 AM

thatotherguy

I knew it! I knew Freddie Mercury was possessing people from beyond the grave!

Also not all gay people act like some stereotype.

2/13/2014 10:09:33 AM

dionysus

I watched a video on you tube

There's yer problem.

I tried to find the video again but did not find it!

I know, it keeps happening to me, too. Why just the other day I was watching a video of Brahma telling everyone that Yahweh is a liar and a cheat who took credit for the world Brahma created and that Yahweh isn't a supreme being, he's really just heaven's janitor. I'd give you the link but I can't seem to find the video anymore.

2/13/2014 10:54:14 AM

freako104

"The exorcist, true story!"



I couldn't get past this because I knew it would be bullshit the moment I read this

2/13/2014 10:56:58 AM

Frank

"I watched a video on you tube"

Oh well. If you seen it on YouTube it must be true,

2/13/2014 11:00:28 AM

John

Michael Sam is a limp-wristed screamer?

2/13/2014 11:04:35 AM

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