youngangus #fundie wnd.com

Yes, yes, yes! Let's do away with all religion. I'm with you on that.

Of course, getting rid of all religion is going to be a huge job, so we'll have to do it "Johnny Cash Style" : One piece at a time.

The logical first step would be to look at all the religions of the world, find the worst one of them all, and start with that one.

So I say it's high-time we get rid of that stupid, intellectually-bankrupt, cat-turd of a religion known as atheism.

We all know about atheism, right?

Why, those blood-thirsty b@st@rds murdered over 200 million people in the last century alone.

They're like a plague. Oppression, poverty, chaos, and mass death follows them wherever they, and their outdated, 16th century beliefs go. They've ruined China, Russia, Cuba, North Korea, North Vietnam, a whole bunch of Eastern European countries, etc., etc., etc.

I mean think about it.

What kind of vile, bigoted, prejudiced, intolerant, close-minded, hate-filled, lying, hypocritical, racist, bunch of @$$h0l3s do you have to be in order to murder 200 million people just because they wouldn't join your "1st Church Of The Random Chance"?

We need to stop these animals before they kill again. So I say it's time to rid ourselves of these dangerous atheists once and for all.

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