Whoa, thanks for sharing that. I thought I was the only one with a desire to be with Him physically. I had never even thought about Him as being physical till about 6 weeks ago. And I noticed the pleasures and satisfactions of this world began to dim, the more I desire Him.
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Whoa, thanks for sharing that. I thought I was the only one with a desire to be with Him physically.
Go ask a nun who her husband is. Also, go find a dictionary and look up the word "mysticism."
I had never even thought about Him as being physical till about 6 weeks ago.
Then you were a monophysite and, unless you are a Copt, an Ethiopian, a Syrian or an Armenian Christian, you were a heretic bound for Hell.
So readyfreddy wants to be boned by Jeebus? Or perhaps he's just taking the line about "your rod and your staff, they comfort me" to mean something else.
Whichever, let us know how that first date with jeebus works out (but don't tell the nuns because, you know, married to him and all).
"Whoa, thanks for sharing that. I thought I was the only one with a desire to be with Him physically "
Cue Olivia Neutron Bomb: (*sings *):
'Let's get Physical, Physical Physical Physical body talk...!' X3
"I had never even thought about Him as being physical till about 6 weeks ago"
Cue Finbarr Saunders:
'OO-ER! FNARR-FNARR! KYUK-KYUK! WOORGH-WOORGH! AG-AG-AG! EH?! ' X3
"And I noticed the pleasures and satisfactions of this world began to dim, the more I desire Him."
Cue Sigmund Freud:
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'Now talk about your mother, Readyfreddy ...?!' X3
When even the male belie vers talk about being his 'Bride', therefore what the fuckety-fuck are they complaining about, re. same -sex marriage, then?! Closet Cases the lot of them!
@Mister Spak
Therefore when you turn Jesus on , you're turning him off ...?! Cue Rarity...:
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No no no guys! Don't you remember what Navaros taught us?
"I had a dream the other night that about being with Jesus and the feelings I had were indescribable. I did not want to wake up from that dream!!! I too so long to be in his presence for real. Every day I wake up and pray that today is the day! "
Does he mean be with him physically as in side by side, or be with him physically as in sexually?
Either way, the last sentence is just plain sad and pathetic, and RR in a nutshell. My life sucks so I can't wait for it to end and be with Jesus.
@Elia
"Um, I have fantasies about being with certain deities (your god and Jesus not included), but I don't piss my life away waiting and hoping I'll get to have sex with them in the afterlife."
Speak for yourself...
(*Frantically dials random numbers in phone, in the hopes of the 'Daimakaicho - or 'Leader of Hell' - appearing in a front garden-annihilating 'blast from above' entrance to this dimension... *):
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(*...in the hopes of spending eternity in her cleavage
One word: Paizuri . :9 X3
PROTIP: And this character from the manga by Kosuke Fujishima "Ah! My Goddess" - as the 'Daimakaicho' - is comparable in power to God himself; and seeing as he fucked her, and the result of that union being the hybrid Goddess/Demon Urd (the Norn of the Past), and is just as hot as her mother, then not even the hottest female member of the Heavenly Host (even if she looked like Stocking*, from "Panty & Stocking [with Garterbelt]"), could possibly compare to her, therefore why should I be a Raptard like you lot...?!
*- And of course - in that final episode, Stocking was ultimately revealed to be a Demon . That episode which appeared on December 24th 2010. 4chan is still barely recovering from that day when Gainax 'Gainax Ending'-d even the concept of the 'Gainax Ending' itself, and that board went into meltdown as a result. The ultimate example of the [i]uber[/i]-trolls being trolled? You decide...! >D
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