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#17874
Talisman
Oh, I get it. Sarcasm. Right? Please, oh please tell me this is sarcasm.
If not I think Dragons87 should attempt to excrete harder. It seems to be backing up into his head.
2/27/2006 3:45:08 AM
#17876
CousinTed
The fact that you use this excrement as your primary source/thesis when debating suggests against a designer.
2/27/2006 3:50:50 AM
#17879
never been there
Reminds me of the joke - three engineers were arguing about the designer's background: one said gawd was a mechanical engineer because of the body's many moving parts, another said he was an electrical engineer because the most critical part was the nervous system and brain, but finally they concluded gawd must be a civil engineer - who else would pipe toxic waste through a recreational area?
2/27/2006 3:55:10 AM
#17883
JustinGG
No, and the fact that you talk through your ass isn't evidence either.
2/27/2006 4:39:49 AM
#17889
Julian
Yes and the fact the sea bed perfectly fits the shape of the Ocean is also good example of design right?
2/27/2006 5:12:06 AM
#17890
Julian
As far as I'm concerned - good design would be people like you coming out with a big \"L\" stamped on their head so you'd know not to waste any time and energy feeding them.
2/27/2006 5:14:17 AM
#17913
Jade
Neverbeenthere, I heard that joke from a Presbyterian preacher of all people back when I was 16 and dating his son. LOL Still, it's a great joke!
And I too hope Dragons87 is employing sarcasm there.
2/27/2006 5:51:58 AM
#17918
ryan
I have been sorta beaten to it, but from this post it apears that you excrete through your mouth.
2/27/2006 6:40:17 AM
#17948
Maronan
Is Dragons87 attempting to use the Argument from My Evidence Is So Disgusting That Hopefully My Opponent Will Avoid Discussing It?
It doesn't work.
2/27/2006 11:07:01 AM
#17950
Mr. Turquoise
Technically, what you do from your ass is \"egest\" or \"defecate\". We \"excrete\" through our urinary tracts.[/nit-picky biological fact]
Thus, if Dragons87 really does excrete through his ass, I'd say that really is good evidence that he was designed (and, of course, not human).
Mr. Turquoise
2/27/2006 11:09:54 AM
#18003
TDR
Mr Turquoise, it does my heart good to see such pedantry alive and well.
2/27/2006 5:26:36 PM
#18083
splat
It also shows how poor designers we humans are when compared to great almighty. Whenever we design something we don't have the genius of making it produce endless amounts of stinky steaming piles of crap for no reason.
2/28/2006 12:32:35 AM
#18163
Manibeaux
Yes, if by \"ass\" you mean \"mouth\"...
2/28/2006 1:01:21 PM
#114042
Adrian
Right now it seems like your excreting out your mouth.
12/4/2006 4:58:41 PM
#388051
cyborgtroy
I didn't know your ass wrote comments on the Internetz.
@splat: oh look, a car... Oh look, a _blank_ factory. Oh look.......
1/22/2008 3:56:06 PM
#388081
Joules
No, good evidence for design would be a digestive system capable of digesting/utilising everything eaten so that defecation isn't necessary in the first place. Far more efficient!
1/22/2008 4:19:40 PM
#388132
GigaGuess
*facepalm*
PLEASE let this be sarcasm.
1/22/2008 5:26:41 PM
#388193
SSJPunk
Yeah, everything in the body is perfectly designed for a purpose, with no wasted space. Like the appendix, or tonsils.
Oh, wait.
1/22/2008 7:06:21 PM
#464937
Then why do you eat and breath through the same hole? Especially as you appeared to excrete something from that orifice for our benefit here today.
4/14/2008 4:04:30 AM
#470753
Canadiest
Fine then. But did you have to post it?
4/19/2008 5:12:53 PM
#470899
Your asshole proves the existance of God?
That's some asshole!
4/19/2008 7:33:53 PM
#471194
Lithp
That, and the fact that my toenails have grown inside of my toes and are now painfully stabbing at the soft tissue every time I touch them, causing a really gross wound that causes all kinds of dirt to stick to it and infect it, points to no designer or at least no "intelligent" designer.
4/19/2008 10:56:35 PM
#1164642
lisamariefan
I feel circular logic coming on.
6/4/2010 8:30:08 PM
#1164696
John_in_Oz
What, your Carbon Dioxide, sweat, nasal mucus, eye boogers, all come out your arse?
6/5/2010 7:42:17 AM
#1164703
Anon-e-moose
"Oh! The fact that I excrete through my ass is good evidence for the concept of a design in my body."
Indeed. And the fact that the anus is placed there and has so many nerve endings around it, as well as even more in the rectal area as a whole; to say nothing of the prostate gland (a major erogenous zone) is situated where it is, coupled with the way the rectum is shaped to fit the penis so precisely, is conclusive proof that this part of the male's anatomy must have been designed with homosexuality in mind.
Amirite?
Thus, in a single stroke, is destroyed the concept of 'design' of the human body. Not even taking into account Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
6/5/2010 8:16:44 AM
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