Hey Andy, re. 'Underdogs'; which team will you be rooting* for in the upcoming Ashes cricket matches:
England or Australia? [/mega-paradox]
...take your time, I know it can be a difficult question to answer for the Argumentally Cornered such as you. >:D
Oh, and re. your obsession with sports, I trust - as per your... *ahem*... 'entry' in Conservapoodia for our 2012 London Olympics - you'll be giving as much attention to the Commonwealth Games next year; in Glasgow, right here in the UK...?!
...what's that you say o Andy-wandy? Your oh so pwecious USA won't be participating, to demonstrate how a nation that doesn't impose same-sex marriage, and is increasingly Christianity proves it's superiority? Well you lot should have thought of that a few centuries ago, when a lot of perfectly good Tea was thrown away in a certain city.
And considering how Australia has usually topped the medals tables in such - a country that imposes same-sex marriage and is increasingly Atheistic - I guess that further fucks up your 'theory'.
God certainly has a sense of humour. He allowed you to exist, Andy Schaftafly.
*- And considering what the slang term 'Rooting' means in Australia, then...! X3