Everytime I musterbate, I kill millions of potential babies. And most of this happens when I'm sleeping.
2/24/2006 12:49:20 AM
As opposed to all those healthy straight perverts out there?
Effectively! Please stop making up words.
all sense or 'YOUR' sense?
2/24/2006 1:33:54 AM
If God is omnipresent, how does anyone turn his back on him?
2/24/2006 3:05:55 PM
Good point, David. I used to be afraid of Santa Claus when I was a kid for the same reason. Creepy omnipresent fat fucker.
2/24/2006 3:29:40 PM
you were afraid of Santa? You just blew my mind. But in a very funny way.
2/24/2006 7:55:12 PM
\"Everytime I musterbate [sic], I kill millions of potential babies.\"
And everytime I menstruate is another possible baby as well. Well I guess we're screwed then. See you in hell! ;)
2/24/2006 11:07:52 PM
Every time I see a sexy girl and I don't make love to her, a precious baby is wasted. And that's nearly as bad as an abortion. I don't want to be a murderer, so... c'mon girls, you know what to do!
Allelujah sisters !
3/2/2006 5:25:38 PM