thegoldencowboy #fundie reddit.com

[The user has self-identified as a Jew and is now getting into an argument with real Jews]

I'm the fucking Messiah asshole. Tell me, what was the sin of the golden calf? Why do you think I call myself "the golden cowboy?" I'm in every single one of you, just like that gold was in every one of the Jews present after drinking the water. I'm a cowboy that can wrestle with God for the Jewish people. I can trace myself to King David and I can tell you what tribe your from. I'm also Elijah. Elijah is the Messiah jackass.
You don't know what you don't know. And what you know is what you've been taught at your Yeshiva. Now its time to humble yourself. The only people who should have the arrogance of you are the soldiers in the IDF.
I saw a little guy like you at the synagogue. An 18 year old Jew kid in America with a smirk on his face. He shouldn't be so proud unless he's serving in the military in Israel.

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