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oh I know... I helped kill god's son... that's why you know nothing of sin while babel is ruined. He is the merciful, you doubt faith in him! you're fighting satan you stupid bitch... these are words on a screen... words don't have an age, words don't have a name or a body, you're just sitting there all alone fighting the universe like a dipshit. everyone can see you. Jesus is your king for life. God hates you humans because you don't respect the universe that made you. that's why he died for you, you fell right into his trap and tried to kill him for his power. well you have no power, you worthless little bitch. he's still dead, you control nothing. you waste all time and space upholding your ignorance. you natives already lost forever, I don't even know what you're tripping on you stupid bitch. you lost everything for your sins and you will lose more until your last breath when satan comes to collect what is his as you had already promised when you turned from Jesus. you're the only ones who have a problem with it, and that's because of what you did. dude look, everyone else is just ignoring what I say... because they know I'm right. you deserve everything you get for what you did to god's son. don't you ever think for a second you're better than me bitch, because the moment you act like a king I'm gonna put you to the test on the fucking cross and break all your fucking bones until you accept Jesus. and even if you die during that process, Jesus is still your king forever and you will just manifest to prove how merciful he is to let shit doubt him that much.

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