Each year in this country an estimated 275,000 Britons disappear without a trace. Where are all of these people going? In Soviet Russia under the control of vile dictator and communist scum Joseph Stalin, 300,000 citizens disappeared each year and usually turned up in mass graves in the east Russian waste land.

Do we not see the coincidences here? is history repeating itself? To say that all of these people are murdered by serial killers would be awfully worrying but from my perspective there is only one culprit responsible for the disappearances of missing people and that’s the vile left wing.

So where are these people actually going? Most likely towards the left-wing’s sickening satanic rituals or for the use of scientific research as they are so opposed to the use of animals.

Have you ever seen the film Hostel? I should imagine these good British people are being transported into Ukraine somewhere and are being used for sickening left wing blood sport and murdering.

One valid point that we will make though, since Britain joined the E.U, the number of missing people has been on the rise. Surely it’s a coincidence you say? Probably not, something odd is going on.