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Perhaps GOD doesn't know what a half life is and never considered such because HE is not a scientist.... Maybe we should question why isotopes exist at all...


LittleNipper, Christian Forums 20 Comments [2/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Abaddon

It's comforting to see the others in the thread give this guy the mental smackdown.

2/10/2006 6:22:47 PM

David D.G.

Well, that's a first in my experience: Implying that God's ignorance of isotopes suggests that they shouldn't be there.

This guy shoots himself in the foot with a machine gun, metaphorically speaking.


~David D.G.

2/10/2006 6:30:26 PM

ez-c

So God created the universe, but He doesn't know that much about it?

2/10/2006 6:57:15 PM

Coffee

\"Perhaps GOD doesn't know what a half life is...\"

If an Atheist said this, the fundies would go nuts.

2/10/2006 6:59:49 PM

Blind Watchmaker

Wait, wasn't God supposed to be omniscient? And for a non-scientist, She has done a heckuva job with all those complicated laws of physics...
But I digress, clearly isotopes don't exist.

2/10/2006 7:22:34 PM

Peachy

Well there goes that omnipotent, omniscient theory...

2/10/2006 8:36:46 PM

Altoids

To be honest, this is THE most ridiculous post I've seen on CF, surpassing the \"do apes shave\" business from the same guy. Is he a troll ala dad?

2/10/2006 10:34:51 PM

TDR

ah, Little Nipper... long time, no see....

2/10/2006 11:02:09 PM

Patzak

\"Maybe we should question why isotopes exist at all...\"

wait, let me guess... Satan?

2/10/2006 11:25:50 PM

never been there

That's the ROFL award so far.

2/11/2006 1:21:39 AM

Jade

The great and powerful God flunked Chemistry in highschool didn't he?

2/11/2006 3:35:35 AM

Julian


Well yanno - look at the retards that can use a PC without an Electrical Engineering degree...

It would explain God's quotes in Genesis - and telling people that the moon was a light source!

2/11/2006 9:22:56 AM

splidge

That's right, chemicals are the work of SATAN! And don't you dare try and excuse them just because there wouldn't be life without them. You'll be saying that about genitals next!

2/18/2006 3:48:25 AM

Geek

Half-Life and variations/sequals are such fun games. God is really missing out.

8/27/2006 9:14:09 PM

pauline

new website idea: GOD HATES ISOTOPES

11/15/2006 1:53:56 AM

HairlessMonkeyDK

DEATH TO ISOTOPES!
THEY CONFUSE AND CONFOUND OUR LORD!

11/15/2006 2:05:35 AM

Julian

Yes omniescient being/kindergarten kid...

I can't see any difference really. It would explain all those Old Testament tantrums.

11/15/2006 2:18:38 AM



But he created the world anyway...............ok, good luck when you get lost in your own museum.

1/1/2010 5:26:06 PM

Hairysteed

Scratch Omiscience

4/16/2012 2:16:46 PM

Saringuy

@David D.G.

make that an RPG... he's as stupid as his god!

6/21/2012 1:15:36 AM

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